All I know is fruit from d tree in d middle of d Garden

Dats wat dat mumu Punch journalist wanted to snap

Ezenwammadu:
The most important one is N1=$1

Stable world oil price

I knew all u wanted to say was "Former President"

Why Amaechi go hide face for Abuja na

UrennaNkoli:

Power from a man who killed someone, cut off his private parts and hung him up on a tree ? Which kain power be that na ?

Is it worse dan d "dogs and baboon" that soaked in blood in d 2011 post election violence inwhich ur now very much celebrated 150 cattle rearer instigated wen he lost?

Miss him kwa? He died?

Dry

Sai Wike Power pass power

UrennaNkoli:


This man Wike likes trouble sha. Your father threw away a pot of soup containing rotten meat, warned you not to take it but you still went ahead.

Trash

Now Dats power pass power

Dry

I love Gej!

He's sensible

Where's Amaechi

Strong woman!

Stay out of Trouble

Wetin concern u? Constitution demands her presence ?

O ye Niger Delta, Rice for ur rights!

Tinubu and Amaechi are not taking dat statement funny at all

Mogidi:
On hearing that, Tinubu pissed on himself

Lol, Tinubu be like;
"BabaOneChance, Wats d meaning of dis nonsense u're spewing, u wan grow wings abi"

I think is normal

Wow! I had dat ride too.... Very sweet a thing

Go create ur own site
Imagine wetin dis kind thread dey do for Jokes section, later u go cry sour say e suppose make front page

Dats #50naira bro, don't let it go just like dat, money na money

nairalife2013:
If any member of my household ask me if I need deserts or fruits before or after my regular meals! My wife asked dat once or twice before, I just jokingly answered, no - I dont need it- jane bought me some fruits already at work" she laffd and doesn't asked again unless she wants to playfully taunt and cajole me into pursuing her to her bedroom to have her hotly and frenzily layed...

Jane is one young girl at work who has bn incurably freindly with me, tho no attachments and I call her 'my number two'

*Yawns*

Mmmmm

Mogidi:
I'd give him 8/10, without boko haram distraction it would have ended being the administration to beat.

God go bless you

Who is he?

Don't mind d damn Gov, he can Go and Die

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