jayhans:
Victoriabee... hw far, hope say u de cool.. i knw say u go don de wonder wetin go make me call u out by this time but the tin be say i wan tell u sumtin wei de mi mind... see ehn i no know wetin u don do me but the truth be say i don fall in love wit u nd everytime wei i see ur post or any comment my mind de dance shoki...from the first day i see ur pic my eyes cum de affected, like play i was attracted dats y out of all the gals wei i don see na u was selected... all i de ask be say do me the honour of becoming my woman
Yours boyfriend applicant
JAYHANS

LolZ u gat mi rolling on d floor
Nice application
Hahahaha

MzzTega:

No mind am. Maybe DEM dey riot of hin head again.

Nice diary dear

peeparty:
mzztega
wetin come dey do me sef. I know chabi,u come dey tori tori my hrt like sai na koni koni love

as I see you so u dey mk my Dada spin like say na ox fan when li look ur baka I dey get attention like say I dey salute Nigerian flag.


iyammi as I see you so I dey touchlight u till dem go chi chum chin.

How many girls wia u wan woo eh?

MzzTega:

No mind am. Maybe DEM dey riot of hin head again.

Abi o

MzzTega:
Lol. E dey pain
Maybe you no meet their expectation.
But you are nothing less mehn

Choi babe na mi o

Ask am
I dey met to his expectation o

Jollyjoy:
galie u funi sha! Mayb u know meet the person expection na.

LolZ No o

Him don rectify himself

Judeoxide:
kai my name come go start the sighting... Lol like my person just type...we sight you too ohh

LolZ

pbs4real:
trypa nah me get dis one?

Lemi ask the gods

Lacomus:
wooow you are such a ghosital Camera

U got dat ryt

epelumi42:
Sweetheart, sorry I've not reached you... My phone crashed and I lost your contact. Hope you're fine.

Im following though, I think, you've not been that active.

LolZ u r welcome huni


So how u?

hadura29:


Wish bawo, abi I want.... I dey feel jayz ooooh coz u b my Beyoncé....(2baba voice)

Oya enter stage go woo mi


Prof am to NL peeps







Clear throat

LADIES N GENTS


Dis guy wanna woo mi

kliq:
"send followers request"
Care to explain?

Hmm

peeparty:

see as you come spoil everything. wetin you mean by no take am personnel?


mtcheeeeee u never chi chum chin
mk I catch you for backyard

LolZ

Oya show for back yard make I chin chum chi

hadura29:


9ice oooo ... Chai I wish say na me oooo

LolZ if u wish

pbs4real:
u to dey jealous

Shoo

Who I dey jealous

Brytawon:





Sha I was following more than 301 members(all females) last month but I now follow on one... I'm plead guilty.

Lmao o abi o

peeparty:
waiting

Clear throat





To d person wia I wanna dedicate dis tin to (PP) loool

Since the day wen u com nack mi followers request I come dey follow u bomber to bomber u dey make my head dey swell if I lie eh make rain no fall again till next year

I no dey fit concentrate again e con dey aS if u carry my name go do juju anytime wia my father call mi na so I dey respond am with ur name

So tay my mumc fly come back becus of my new madness wia u dey cause check my dp now u go see say na fine girl dey woo u so no be any kind one how e go be na if we see for back of NL I know say e go make sense


No take am personal oo

Lacomus:
hehehe babe you funny die, shey you go fit monitor spirit ?

Dat ave been my business since 1985

kliq:

Really don't know how that works so I'm innocent

U sure?

Brytawon:




I'm officially screwed. I was following you now so I have to view the topic for further screening, testing and approval before making FP.

Shooo abi o

immortalvoices:


Lol

Good afternoon dearie.

Still serving oooo

Check my last paragraph i dedicated it to madam na.... Only that I encoded it.


Nice poise on your profile pics.

Shuu tnkz for d pishure


Madam own correct


No woo anoda girl for here o

peeparty:
ur time start now.oya woo person for here

Loool oya make I woo person now

adeh39:


My pikin, I dey teach una how to woo guy nah

Shey you know sey your boobs and ass don dey shoot out now, Guys go dey pursue you up and down

So learn from your Mother


#TEAM SCENT

Loooooooll

Mumc

My boob n ass dey shootout wella

kliq:

We sight you too

Guilty of the above or not?

Lacomus:
sure, that's why all ma followers don un follow me.

Ok na mi be watching u through 3D from now on

Judeoxide(m), agohmamuda(m), epelumi42(m), kliq(m), Brytawon(m


I sight una o

Lacomus:
I'm guilty of diz oo, but no be ma fault d pple wer I de unfollow no meet my expectation.

LolZ u too u dey meet d person expectation9

Lmao

. Adeh what r u teaching us ur children ?

immortalvoices:
This is it.........


Babe I been wan lie say I be dangote pikin.. But my money no fit buy your love,

Chai Jesus... Babe I been wan tell you say seun and naijaboiy na my paddy but u nor need am


I be farmer pikin.... But nor worry I don dey serve for nysc in Niger state house of assembly....minna. Baby now you see say God don cross me through the border..

But for your sake I go pray, cast and bind for you to love me....... Open your heart my sweet potato, I dey beg you please.... Baby I dey on my knee. No let kingtom take you away from me,

Since wey I see you for nairaland.. Naim my Mind say u too fine pass my mama... Baby your "know know" for nairaland dey burst my brain.....

I just wan tell you say I go love respect and make sure say you dey enjoy your life for ever ... Abeg say yes......



Dedicated to the girl on nairaland whose middle alphabet is the fourteenth alphabet.....

Cc......

Naijaboiy

:-o choi immortalvoice I think say u dey camp

Watin u dey woo girl for make I call lanicky now abi?

Tomfrench:
hehehe...Dear, it has been rectified

Seen

zinachidi:
shiit really happens

LolZ seconded