seedord247:
I have f!ngered a gurl in a theater room before.. But we complete tha sh!it in my car... Konji pop ups anywhere this days and if you aint that that strong to hold it you gottta do the shit real quick.

N he couldn't say I band n cast to to his konjilation huh?

lanicky:
*enters like a prodigal daughter*

*sneaks into the living room* *shocked to see big sis charijee nd husby JeffreyJames playing with their daughter*

*tip toes inside the kitchen* *sighs* Thank God I'm safe here...*hears a strange sound coming out of d store*
*tip toes to d entrance...peeps* *sees daveP sipping Trypa* "what the fvck!! Thought dis gal has relocated to political section" uhhh!

*tip toes to the next room....whooosh! "lemme rest here for a while" *some1 comes in all a sudden....oh! It's dre11 nd an unknown gal*

Ooops! I forgot this is not my room...*apologizes to both of em...cos d lady is already sending arrows through her eyes*

*walks quickly out of the room....peeps into the library" susrite is there as usual...*shrugs* "dis guy nd books...wait a min! is he a professor?"

*walks across the hall....sees sis Cheriepet nd 3Dimension's room* *soliloquy* where on earth are this couple?.

I wonder where seunfavour, toniro, akinsadeez, Nickymezor, Princesschi, SexySapphire nd MzLaurel are?

*enters my room....*sighs* "atlast! I can av some rest after a very long day"

Dave just brought mi bck with immediate flight

Hope u didn't fight with dat mumu boy?

searching4love:



YOUR FATHER IS A NINCOMPOOP

YOUR MOTHER IS A RETIRED HARLOT

YOU ARE A WASTED SPERM

YOUR GENERATION IS A FAILURE

YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IN POVERTY

YOUR LIFE SHALL REMAIN MISERABLE

YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS SHALL HAVE NO CURE

YOU SHALL FOREVER REMAIN A PDP.IG ROBOT

YOU WILL SHOUT GEJ TILL 2019 TILL WHEN YOUR DEATH IS NEARBY

AND WHEN THE DAY COMES,

YOU SHALL DIE BY GEJ'S ELECTION SOLDIER'S STRAY BULLETS

Must u go dis far? If someone use such words on u how will u feel?


Some pple sha b using negative words on they fellow human being

Some pple reasoning with their bum bum

StunningCEO:
jonagoat killin nigerian citizens like goats. dis men shd be arrested n tried. not kill dem anyhow.

Hehehe no let mi call u Goat abeg

JeffreyJamez:


*in PEJ's voice * Continue

LolzZz ok o

daveP:
poli what??(buys ticket for nxt flight.grabs mackintosh and enters departure lounge) tell me jst two things dear. Jst two! (drops call)

Where u wan cum?

U are talking, dis one happened in ma eye last year a guy of about 22 or so in ma village have been stealing for many years in anambra state idemile local government akwu ukwu after oba ,

He was burnt to death in ma village market, d fact dat they is no job don't give u d opportunity to steal it's not an excuse o

At least d younger once will learn

JeffreyJamez:


You too?!! ....first it was Lanicky now you!!

Don't worry we will soon b bck when we r done with one boy like dat wey no get sense

charijee:
You also don't care anymore.....what's dave saying?.....happy stay in the politics section

Ha aunty cj y r u paraing like dis na

charijee:
She ran away with who?.....did you say there was no baby?....no no no I can't believe my ears .....come and tell me in plain language pls

Don't mind dave he took some forbidden grass of d forest or bush lolZZ weed jj knws how it work

solarview:


The kind mood mods puts when moderating that thread...is like....I'm watching you if you fight I will flog you

LolzZz say na flog, it's I will ban u forever

lanicky:


Oh! Trypa dear, u shouldn't av answered him jare.
*holds her* let's go to our family house

Don't mind him, he no get sense jare

How are u president of narialand 2015

*hold her too*

solarview:
@some threads some people are ready to pull their shirt and ...show some muscles. e.g

Mostly on political section when u aren't support his party, he will b like oya bounce, sai buahari, gej cm 2088 lolzZz they go wan beat u

harde2lah:

You have been heard. Now Bounce!

Plzz stop behaving arrogant cus it doesn't fit u ok!

daveP:
she ran away with....


Oh Trypa? She is so cool and baby.... There's no baby b4(scratches head)

Hey dave are u high of pure water? Ma baby is cool with mi just day nobody cares so we ave been in political section all dis while.

harde2lah:

I'm glad you've taken my advise to go and die. Good girl. Make it fast okay. Nairaland will not miss you. Good riddance!

Hey u r been harsh on lanicky she did nothing to u

U aren't even behaving mature, do u knw if u will leave d world b4 her? U gat no ones life in ur hand God does so kip shh n watch

siraj1402:
Jokers!Hope they invited their fellow widows? The ground matron of all widows. Yeye people name who tell them say God be widow's husband?

Don't speak ill of them cus u don't knw wat tomoRrow will turn out to b, God is a husband to d widows n father to d fatherless it is stated in d bible if u don't knw

searching4love:



RIP MAN.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN WOMAN

Mtcheww how does dat affect d prize of garri in d market rubbish

jiggaz:
lol not trying to compare her to Tiwa o. Am just talking of their hotness. As per people not knowing her, where do u stay? Cos StormRex is very Big in the East. She's the Beyonce of the East, everyone knows her there and she headlines shows.

Tell them

Stomrex rock joor

onyedikachukwue:
Our women feel more comfortable with us.i can't marry a girl who is not from anambra.


Proudly ANAMBRA
I REP NNEWI

Oya cum n marry mi

Congrate dear wish u long life n prosperity amen

LogoDWhiz:


Missed u too!

I'm fine o.

Just extremely busy and lazy to comment

Ok just do take care of urself

Anikulhapo:
Even Bowen Wey I Dey Wey I Dey Say Dem Strict Sef No Fit Do This Kain Thing Cos They Know Wetin Fit Happen!

Bowen it of recent we started using camera phone n our skits are always skit notin more

LogoDWhiz:


Trypa dear. I'm okay o.
Would try and frequent here often.

Hello everyone.
I do hope you all are good.
Take care

Am gud dear just missed u bt hope u r ok?