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- A phone (Nokia C6).

- #2364 at First Bank of Nigeria.

- A charcoal pressing iron and electric iron.

- 4 tubers of yam.

- A sport bicycle.

- A poultry consisting of 24 bowlers and 17 layers.

- A radio set.

- A farm (palm plantation).

And finally,

18 cups of kpokpo garri. [/quot


LolZ I don see person wia no wat'sup pass mi guy u sabi

Whynotthetruth:


I have two precious babes who both dumped me for reasons I don't know Sandydayz & 360ng ...they are simply my only valued assets outside my family and close friends

Lol than u must have don something terrible to them

profojah:

#blushing#.. I'm sorry, I'm not interested, I have so many e-babes.. Prettythicksme, pussysandie, Trypa, Estellieve, ctemi, Adeh39, midehi ati be be lo.. Better men plenty for NL, you just need to stop bashing and act like a gentle lady.. I swear, if you do this, your daily pm received will be up to 20.. Trust me#

Warris? I just heard my name wat I do?

Cutehector:
hahahaha d yoruba girls r guilty of this

make them catch u

Whynotthetruth:


Nah so we see am...dogs that bite don't bark but they don't know this

Seconded in oda news have u declared ur assets?

asumo12:




Been around bae


How your end nah?


Abeg u help me see kingtom?

Kingtom I kinda did o he actually came begging mi for salt few hours ago his cooking beans he will still be here

asumo12:


US that all uve got?


What about the 10 Pata and 8 bra i dash u as birthday gifts?

Lol u don carry come again where ave u been?

Swaggzkid:


This one asset much be probed: By me personally

U r much welcome

Cutehector:
nigerian girls dat r too shy to wear a bikini.. Go to d beach u wee see girls tying wrapper.. My gosh..

Lol and some tires ashoke lmao

lanicky:
Lol. Since GMB became our president, my assets has reduced drastically.

Anyways...

My assets as at 11th of September 2015 are:

A boyfriend
4 side guys
10 magas
20 gowns
17 tops
20 brassieres
25 pants
5 skirts
4 suit skirt
14 heel shoes
7 flat shoes
7 belts
5 faze caps
10 berets
10 shirts
1 wristwatch
4 bracelets
2 phones

Statement of account.... Abeg Rest

Trypa....you know I ain't telling the truth..don't you?

Lanicky u na baba mutum na u be o, babalowo u get money o

Whynotthetruth:



I am used to his insults, abuses and boasts ...BTW I only said the truth...he believes myself or even everybody is a pauper who can't afford his lifestyle or wealth with less IQ level hence under him ...he says this with every assurance... so I have to thank God for not making me a foot mat for his likes

And they are more of his kind on NL here o

Cutehector:
chubby, pretty face... I cnt say if ur sexy lol cuz u aint wearin a bikini...

Heheh don't worry my nect dp will b on dat

Swaggzkid:


And wahelse? E never finish na

P*ssy

peeparty:

madam wetin you dey use 10 beret do?

She dey use them go met her guys them for back of NL

suruwilliams:
let's assume na copy and paste how many lovely stories like this you don copy and paste

Non becus I don't do copy n paste n tag it mine

Cutehector:
I was gvn d fat girls hope na

LolZ if I hear hope

wrongnumber:

WOW! Epic response.

Seconded

Cutehector:
L is d sexiest.....

lol always off key

lanicky:
Lol

Declare ur own jor

Cutehector:
I'm just kiddn.. So whch of dem do u belong?

Anyone u place mi so check my dp now n place mi

Xmen149:

can this brother get to knwo u a lil better,..a pm will do

Alryt den

Swaggzkid:


Ok. Oya wiaris your own

Bum bum and breast