Xmen149:
you fine ,and i like that height

Lol am blushing tnks dear :-P

Cutehector:
eh... U neva chin chun chin...


Btw hw far, ur day she e dey go sengemenge

I neva chin chun chin o
It's going sengemengostly lol

How u dey jare?

HeartleSs

Cutehector:
godforbid.... I reject it in d name of d lord...

Lol take am easy na e no dey possess person online na

Dear I Don't know if u r male or female bt from ur write up u sound Female but the little I can say is patient wen u are breast feeding ur baby u need to be patient enough allow him suck dip even with the tip ache it's help most time so be sure u also feed him even with the ache watch ur time too and don't b a time mum' u know what I mean like every two hours or 30 min breast feed the baby even when u feel his not hungry and not all exclusive babies r chubby some came with the baby n once u give ur baby water or milk then they's no more exclusive dis the little I know all u need is endurance and patient as a first time mum

Cutehector:
lol becaus I no wan kill person

Heheh in other news u r HRV fositive

Cutehector:
Pls if you r hiv positive and you hav a partner dat doesn't knw abt ur status, if u love him or her as u claim u do, pls tell them about ur status... I take God beg u..

Lol y u dey beg na

vivypretty:

same here but my dear u never hear people funny experience with their first love u go know say love is blind

Lol

signature2012:
Thanks but don't try what I did,u know you are a lady.

In psquare voice #what a man can do a woman can do so ....... Man no go vex

Where are all those APC watch dog dat bark @ pple @ d mention of buhari's name?

Shey they will not come out now FOOL same old story now buhari is blaming the former government while his here giving us BULLSHIT after all the campaign promises


OUR GOD is not at sleep o he will judge everyone according to his deed rubbish

APC GOAT mtchewwww

Hmm ok thump up

lanicky:
Hello everyone... How're you doing?

So sorry for my short absence.... I've been busy doing so many things..I'm sorry once again.

Trypa...how do you feel now?
Sassybae.. Hey dear, howdy?
Norenal...how was your day?
Sis charijee....I've got lotta gist and pictures to share..send me your BB pin
daveP .....hey what's up? That thing can work on my current tarrif plan oo.
Tempem....couldn't reply your mention in time....I'm sorry dear
susrite...I'm so happy to hear from you once again...hope you're perfectly okay. Pls holla at me on whattsapp. I don't have your phone number again.
ggrin.....I nur go fit greet you like normal human being now. Omashe oo
redgem....hi good evening
Jigsawkillah... How far my sweet eyes
Joecutie....I was in Benin last week
loomer....good evening
chimerase2... Howdy Mr isho?
asumo12.... Hope you're good?

Am recovering dear tnks

vivypretty:
nice list.unless u are blindly in love to overlook this attributes.

Blind ko blindfolded ni if na so the love they be I no love joor after all dis attitude u expect mi to love I rather remain single jare

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

That's y we are expensive come to tink of it most guys smell and stink becus they don't wanna spend don't ave a girlfriend na someone willing to spend will get a girl for himself

Tomfrench:
nothing annoy's me more than a dry joke coming from a lady

sorry i won't click like (no offense)

So what got u annoyed now?

flow1759:


Happy birthday dear friend!

Flowwy tnks dear

Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook,
I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom.
I dey think say my life don finish.
I come outside. Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me!
If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? Good morning homies. Like and share o

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According to BBC news, the strange
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Thanks for taking your time to read
carefully... Abeg
No abuse me...I think jokes are good for
ya Health..................it's been a while i got likes and
It's sweet to get likes here on NL. Thanks

Sassybae:
Alright

Trypa happy belated birthday, sorry its coming this late, WULLNP, hope you accept ma wishes

I know, my dp is cray

Tnks dear

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To be a fine girl is not easy joor ]

TrapLORD:
heheheh you still remember that?

LolZ yes na mehn dat was a task asin big task o

LordOfWits:
your dp is nice.

Tnks dear