PunkyVeer:


Lol, that's because women are very observant. We know your habits so when something changes then the warning bells start to go off. Questioning someone on the position of a phone is a bit much though. Personally, a simple thing such as a man using a word I've never heard him use before can set me off & make me suspicious. Like, where you heard that word at? LMFAO.

Be consistent.

Ok. Lol. Thank God I am not your man because if I learnt a new word along the line, I'd always have to hide the usage when you're close for fear of wahala.

1love4all:
Have come across the saying "Women do more investigation then FBI, DSS and SSS combined".

Its so true when you come to realise how your woman/wife monitors everything about you, most especially when it has to do with the men dealing with other females.

From business deals, phone calls, chats and the likes. They monitor everything.

Unlike we men, we really don't care which opposite sex our women are dealing with until it becomes suspicious.

Ladies can extend their neck, tip toe, check your phone, search your car etc.
Just to keep an eye on you.

Is it that difficult to trust men?

Thats why they go and dig and find stuff that originally would require no explanation...Like why did you leave your phone on the left and not on the right?

The effect must have been horrendous

Thats what happens when you have a husband or boyfriend that doesn't drink, smoke, womanize within acceptable limits, fanatically born again or has no social life. They take things too personally and dont have other avenues to vent and chill out.

They suspect everything and everyone that comes around you and they get irrationally jealous and harmful.

Story.

What do these pictures say? Absolutely nothing. Nothing even shows that they belong to Nigeria. Besides, the amount they budgeted every year for so many years should buy 100 times what you have seen here.

O boy, this your thread don stale o. In fact e don sour

profojah:
Romancelanders. Abeg make una tell me what to do.

I came back from work so very tired yesterday,. As I was about to take a rest after eating, I didn't knw when I slept off. Before I sleep, My neighbour (a very young gal of 22) came to my room to ask for a DVD she borrowed me the penultimate night. But I was too tired to stand, so I told her to take it on the DVD player and I slept off. While, sleeping I felt something was kinda removing from my body, I also felt my boxer was going down But too tired to open my eyes talkless of standing. Not until when I felt my d!ck was submerged into a cold-like freezer, . I woke up and shouted "JESUS". She has l!cked all my body..I told her I was going to report her to the police and sue her But she begged. She even called me now that she didn't rape me. She said she just had a pleasure with me.

What should I do

If I were you, Id buy enough DVDs to start a video club and give her unrestricted access to come borrow everytime.

Unfortunately, these will keep happening and might even increase until Road Safety does what they are supposed to do and stop chasing cars they would get money from.

Lorries with mighty containers that are unbraced/unlatched ply these horrible Nigerian roads under the sun and in the rain and they never stop them. How wont containers fall biko?

I hope things get better but I just stated the bitter truth.

She probably used some stuff/medication during pregnancy which she shouldnt have.

Bonapart:
Run b!tch, it's end time i said run

This your post is insensitive and painful....BUT IT CRACKED THE SHIIIT OUT OF ME!

heykims:
Another bad day for my fellow Nigerians on the opposite side of Change..

Make I no mention names sha..

Lol!!! BARCANISTAAAA!!!!! Damnn! This is hilarious.

D guy don cry blood. Introvert nko?

What has the location of the Nairalander have to do with this?

What is it with Oritsefemi and snakes sef?

sukkot:
i guess lagos is not no mans land. all 19 are yoruba

Why do Igbos always expect to be appointed in Lagos? Would you appoint a Yoruba man in Abia?

I'm from the south East but guess what? We caused it. We have never been politically wise. Greed and inability to come together will always make us left out

modelmike7:
.............. Just imagine! But i got to realise their are many frustrated souls on this Nairaland anyways. Guy, how ya own mama face be like? Like egg wey over done come break the shell abi?

O boy! LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gaddem!

proxillin:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

LOL!!! You don crase! She will just masturbate ni sha! LOL

These do not look like booty call girls to me.

They look like his wife, children, family members and friends.

Who goes a-spending on women who don't look hot and young?

Thanks bruh.

I'm a Christian infact the son of a pastor. Why would we have Christian religious studies and not have Islamic studies? Why are Nigerians selfish?

EroticAngelina:
Them send thisan ni?

abeg let jona rest! u guys have successfully removed him from the presidency, now let him rest.

u guys should start thinking of how to change Nigeria instead of blaming it on past presidents. mtchew

If someone steals your father's money and they want to catch him would you advise that they let the thief rest?

teddybear007:
Since the lady is always tired wenever she comes bck from work, d man should atleast try and be of help to her in d kitchen in whatever way he can. Btw this story get as e be, d lady no dey cook on sundays abi she dey purchase food ni on dat day? Gracias.

Why would a mother go and be buying canteen food for her children? Is she ok?

EroticAngelina:
Of course! they always gonna pin everything on Jonathan! Jonathan this! Jonathan that!

Paul biyu or whatever it name is... get ready to suffer wat Jonathan suffered while in seat in the hands of this demons called boko haram.


quote me at ur own risk

Ode.

Aww...Ajigijaga...Broken Bottle is dead.

To think I was wondering yesterday where he has been all these years and how he fizzled out.

May he RIP.

Lol. These oyinbos are madd!

They want to spoil this world!

Jesus! Pls come quick!!!

E be like 504 engine.

Dis early morning zobo wey you wan dey give boys this morning sha.

It is well...

Everyone is bleaching. One day I might be the only black skinned person in this country at this rate.

Guy, I'm soooo sorry.

I know its so painful and annoying and frankly enough to make one do something stupid!

But damn! That was a HILARIOUS write up!. They should have given you Literature and not Arabc.

Sweet biscuit!

erico2k2:

Im sorry to say everything you said made no sense whatsover, the refinaries are claimed to begin work soon, thanks to the TAM by GEJ administration, PMB even gave the credit to GEJ, dont you listen to the news.Crude Oils where stolen by badges not tankers, where did you get that from?do you know how many foreign investment left Nigeria at the fear of the free fall of the Naira? did for once check the cost to buy the Dollar and pounds? let me tell you £1 is N357 today as we speak not even to buy thats is to send to Nigeria, it went up after PMB took over and we do not know when it will come down.He removed the ban on textile which will surely kill our local textile and upcoming industries, do you want me to go on Guy economics might be a bit hard but reality on ground aint that far fetched.

You are a very ignorant man to say the least.

TAM that they approved so that they could chop the money but they still frustrated in order to ensure they continued making money from imports thereby eating from both sides of the mouth. Through his emergence, the fruits of the TAM will be felt in a short while.

Then my young friend, when you go and read up the differences in barges and oil tanker vessels we can talk because there is no way by your statement that we are on the same wave length.

Keep shouting about the exchange rate, after GEJ had wrecked the economy and we are feeling the effects now you are shouting dollar. Before things get better, you must face some hardship and thats the fact of life.

Remove the ban on textiles because if your industries are moribund or are not producing enough to meet local demand then are we supposed to wear figs to work or use paper for textiles?

You cannot school me about economics. You may fool others as ignorant or even more ignorant than you but not me.