lecturer50:
I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

u no get job

004gist:
I saw this video on YouTube about. How true it is?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBeg57h54fE

We should avoid taking laws rather hand him over to authorities.

u no go sense, he was actually working for authorities.

A message to the evil politicians and the general overseers of them all, d policemen that nobody is untouchable, just a matter of time.

Homeboiy:
Disaster.

I just heard that a condemned serial killer in my area was among the prisoners that was freed


Well we will be vigilant now

kill him yourself, if u sight him

aalafin:
better
since SARS has been dissolved
what are they protesting for again

the agenda is clear #revolution now.

myBraine:
He's only following the bandwagon and nothing more. Jack is a smart businessman that's playing a dicey game with the collective sanity of lazy protesters.

The more the hashTag trends on Twitter, the more relevant the platform becomes in Nigeria and the more valuable it becomes in the global market. Let's keep making a fool out of ourselves while thinking that in this challenging and competitive world where trade and tech war has become the order of the day, a foreign nation will want an Africa country to outdo them in Democracy and good governance. Don't you know that once we have good and stable governance, we'll start thinking of advancing our technological feat and reach. No foreign nation currently conceives the idea or possibility of an African empire. Imagine a country like Nigeria now building hypersonic missiles, DEW, nuclear propeller and warheads? That's a bigger threat to world peace and I'm in no way in support of that.

The truth is that Nigerian youths are growing wings and they have to be cautioned on time, unless we'll have to bear the burden of living with limited access to the internet and little or no access to other internet services like the world wide web and Co.

We'll only ended up pioneering a new generation where smartphones and computers will become irrelevants. In a tech world that's currently moving towards IoT where all our electronics will become an integral part of a smart environment, which will later give rise into a smart economy. A computer OR a smartphone without the internet is nothing but an electronic idiot. We should stop the protest now so that our kids will not live to become a victim of our weird and destructive invention.

The protest is gradually snowballing into an economic missiles and it needs to be stopped.

come out and tell the protesters all these nonsense.

40years

50,000 and no physical effect any where around anyone. E no go better for ncdc with this malaria testing

saaphiere:
Won't you measure the length of her love?

no time 4 love.

saaphiere:
Congratulation Sir and Ma. This is every couple's dream. Growing old together is bae.

meanwhile here is a short lesson on how to identify length of objects even with your eyes closed. Even when you don't touch the object. it's not magic. pure creativity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVusQ9_XjvM

who length of object help

NobleAngell:
Shape? Men have shape too? Triangle or oval?

I can help

Confirmedzombie:
Im not comfortable with this figure hence the federal govt should implement a total lockdown for Eight weeks to enable us record a zero case and death.

America, Britain, China, France, Spain, Germany and many other countries still enforce a Total lockdown.

Nigeria cant be an exception. Only a tough measure can help us win this fight.

I appeal to Nigerians to sacrifice this Eight weeks lockdown, stock their homes, remain indoors to avoid any spread.

God will see us through.

lol, u dey craze

Amotolongbo:
Poverty also is vanity.

Make the money

rightfully

ReorxTohGan:
Awon bastard Ppl.
ogun kee their papa

haaa, that is hate speech o, be careful o

Nnamdi Kanu shady deal exposed. Watch the video here
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=213984696540128&id=1666216526824458

BlackfireX:
How I ended up voting for buhari is what I can't fathom..

Was I bewitched?
Was I dreaming?


Because I have asked and asked if I shouldnt be called a Fooool for voting a chaos in 2015 and re enforcing it in 2019.

30k no be small money, not ur fault

nairavsdollars:
Sowore is just endangering the lives of these guys. But Buhari should resign

sit at home and be talking rubbish, coward that think she will not die one day, we are equally with guns here, if u doubt us, let dem shoot and see

KossyKiss97:


Nah..... I don't agree with you one bit. We have quite a number of decent people who have become brand ambassadors for reputable brands. I don't have have to expose my body.

I only said that is the easiest way, not only way. Note: I am not encouraging u o

KossyKiss97:
Ok.. me self want to be ambassador

start exposing ur breast and body. In a very short time, u will be noticed, that is Nigeria 4 u. I will be ur manager

Useless pikin

PlanetZero:
See the Change we voted for?

I know someone will come and attack me. If those we elected especially the president cannot be hold responsible for the situation in the country, then who am I suppose to hold responsible? My headmaster?

Economy.... crawling
Security... terrible
Welfare... horrible

And yet they will say we should not hold the president responsible

Thet something doesn’t reach u today does not mean it won’t reach u tomorrow or someone very close to you

The revival of this country is our collective effort and we don’t need to be partisan about it

some people will still go against this simple truth. Watch n see

Stephenomozzy:
The poor ones have a leech mentality,

The rich ones feel they don't really need a man if he's not 10x richer than herself - they start acting fake feminism

The Middle class one are still trying to decide

lol, funny but exactly the problem

merieam16:
Fake story. i kno is a guy under dat moniker

everything is fake to some people, like u people are dead psychologically

Better to be with friends than . Fun with friends is the best.#teambabymama

otokx:
And they want to open schools.

lazy youths, did u see any one around u that has, abi people no dey die normally, corona in Nigeria no reach 10.

if he has been complying, you won't say this sir. You are a thief sir

He further stated that some of these agencies had not paid for the vehicles but there was an arrangement that the money would be deducted from their when are you going to deduct it, I dey suspect you sir, you are talking like a thief Sir.

NDDC NA THIEF

Skyfornia:
Nna I read your piece...but do us a favour by telling us the right place to look for a wife.

club

merieam16:
yea i understand depopulation which is my problem with d poor cos dey dont kno wen 2 say full stop 2 child bearin.buh nt 2 give birth at all becos dey er poor dat doesnt make sense 2 me

maybe when you are still getting something, but not to the extent of staying in an uncompleted building, that is total dismal.

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you will be on probation for 3months, after that I will start paying agreed or not

These scammers no get joy, after she don give u many style, doggy, missionary, abeg who get more styles