olaric:
Saw the video and I was moved to tears. Man is evil; no wonder God wiped humanity out with flood during the time of Noah and will soon do it again by fire and brimstone.

don't be in haste, corona is trying his best though too slow

OGand99others:
I need a new girl friend for a serious relationship around ikeja, drop your number if you're interested

describe yourself very well, like what you do for living, age range, average monthly income etc. Then you will be taken serious, Goodluck. And I will advise the interested girls should be the one that is ready for serious relationship too.

Yaguyda:


Late 20s.

ok, I will advise you to do something reasonable with your mind instead of reminiscing on one girl that u want to disflower. Best time to acquire a skill.

Yaguyda:


What has my age got to do with this?

I need to know your age, b4 giving advice, so I won't mislead you

Yaguyda:
There is this girl I like. But I just want to fuçk her. She has a boyfriend but she hasn't fuçked him yet. I want to be the one to disvirgin her. We started talking recently but this lockdown created distance between us...she is in another state. We still talk over the phone and text at night.

She never told me she had a boyfriend until I saw one guy flaunt her pictures on his social media and use love emoji. I know I shouldn't have asked but I asked if she had a boyfriend and she said yes. She doesn't flaunt his pictures though. You won't even know she is in a relationship from her social media.

But we still talk sexual matters although it's me talking more, but she listens. She likes to form good girl sometimes and she is usually hesitant to talk about her sexual desires. She told me she was a virgin and I've told her I find her attractive. I even make sexual comments about her body and she giggles.

Recently she told me she is attracted to me but she doesn't have romantic feelings for me. I don't know what she means by this. How should I proceed. I fit fuçk this girl so?

Real niggas in the house abeg give me better advice.

how old are you?

I put it in romance section for a personal reason

LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.

LinLinGentle:
I thought I was the devil but she is a bigger devil now. Problem is that her actions would send us all back to Nigeria broke and battered. We have had a few good times and more bad times. The marriage hasn't been an easy one and we've both been at fault. I thought that by moving them abroad and eliminating the distance, some of our problems could be easily worked on, but this is apparently creating bigger problems that can ruin us. Are you married bro? Sorry to ask you but you sound like a single guy, no offence.

na single marital status full here, they never know what women can do, u better divorce the shit and plan ur life.

vanida6:
I can do it for gud 5years sef,,,,but if em cheat on me him name nah sorry walahi

we only want to hear, "I have done" not "i can"

PapaNnamdi:
Those of you up there calling God,
please leave him out of this,
even if the cases reach 190 million with 100million deaths,
we still will not know any immediate friend family or foe that was affected,


and as for the "This shitt is getting serious" crew
pls stf



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when Brother covid was in wuhan, we saw how people died on the street, in Italy we saw how people struggled to breathe, shit medical practitioners even committed suicide when they test positive,
until Nigeria got involved,
Corona no longer required ventilators,
people started becoming asymptomatic abi ki Lo n pe?
people started dancing in isolation centres
you lockdown the country since March,
till today, the infected people you locked down in their homes didn't die on the street,
the only positive people are the ones you tested
the people dieing are the ones with serious death ailments,
do me a favour and gerrarahia
you working there will come and testify,
because u get daily payments and wouldn't want this scam to stop,
same as all of u at NcdC,
Corona virus is real in naija to u,
it's has no cure, it kills and u are giving people malaria drugs and discharging them,
to hell with y'all

u get sense bro, and the analyses is perfect, still some idiots will still not understand ur point, stupid leaders, unintelligent citizens everywhere. That is why they say they are unemployable, common/simple logic they will still not understand.

Twoclans:
Jide should please pack his bag and go to Lagos.This is not about pride it is about the figures .

remove the picture in your profile, it sells bad image about you

Cosyfaith:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/05/worry-as-fg-spends-n679m-daily-on-feeding-schoolchildren-during-lockdown/amp/

yahoo yahoo government, ogun state schools is part of supposed beneficiaries, but, ordinary a plate of rice, we no see around, yet, money is going down the drain, I know zombies will say I no get sense, no wahala, kwontinue. Now I know PDP is a saint relatively

Only fools will believe this result, it doesn't even add up, covid19 is real, and is it in Nigeria, yes, no doubt, but all these updates are jagons from the pit of beer parlours and oda room. Abeg, the only reliable result is symptoms, all these test are rubbish and should not be regarded, I know zombies will always have something meaninglessness as usual to defend there masters. No wahala, kwontinue, time sha tell

PrimadonnaO:
When they say girls are attracted to bad boys, I seriously wonder.

I can’t see a guy that fits into that description and be attracted....tattoos, earrings, big shoes, jewelry; or some form of notoriety. When a person like that even tries to make advances towards me, I feel very unhappy and insulted.

what of the one that handle u roughly in bed, it is one of the qualities of a bad boy too, if u know u know

PrecioussB:
Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especially old African men. It is disgusting how they are interested in girls that are old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out but I always say no thanks.

It is scary, these perverts need to find women their own age. Has this happen to anyone?

u no fine self

heykims:

Please post the picture of the list and identify the names of ur people. U can't.
If they add such people to the list, then our confirmed cases should be over 100 thousand already.
Don't believe everything ur friends tell u.

well, let's hope so, the truth is, practically, Nigerian leaders can never be truthful in anything, 95% of anything u hear from them is fake, but don't worry, just continue ur trust in them, but I tell u, all these results and death is fake, the real result of covid19, is just less than 15death, and indeterminate covid19 carriers

Yohh:

Abeg shut up

u won't understand, I have like two people here in my area that is added to their covid 19 positive list, which they didn't even test at all, it was just because someone reported her of having d symptoms, now she was taken away for 2days, no treatment, now she is back on her feet, is that covid19 too.

Fake, fake, fake, rubbish, rubbish

StacyO:


Oh that would be nice.
Trust me anything other than that issa nah nah nah

PM me please.

lol, don't worry u will only be a business partner and nothing more, let me have ur WhatsApp no

StacyO:

tell me, maybe we can work together

StacyO:

Still in the primary level. Guys(professionals) actually providing all the knowledge I need to complete the quest.

oh, where is your location?

StacyO:
I feel more secured around guys (very very).
With guys,it's more of business,jobs,IT,computer programming, robotics n the likes of it.

With girls, its all about boyfriend this,boyfriend that,eyelashes this,eyelashes that,lip gloss this lip gloss that. Wtf, who needs all these things

waoh, r u a programmer?

Dis hole ain't loyal

gbemmyjoseph:
How i wish this can be send as sms to all Nigerians to read it. And the family will be crying now.. RIP

The girlfriend will commit suicide, love is not only wicked but equally killing

ogorchimeizie:
You did wrong my brother... Apologise to your wife and give her the money to buy it. If she does not buy it, then your wife is a witch....but if she buys and you see yourself complaining, Oga join TB Joshua on the mountain.. There is a perverting demon around you...

Thank you

woman wrapper or I guess u never marry, if not, u will understand how woman behaves, at the end of the day, u will all bear the consequence, even with the children, because they are seeing what is going on, and will do the same, not only her. So man, be a man, u have to be patient though, but ensure you do the right thing

Caringfather:
Good evening all

Pls is it wrong for me to buy my wife niece under wears?

I have 3 children 2 girls ages 11, 7 and boy 4 , my wife niece is also living with us. She is 15. I buy my children clothes including their under-wears without my wife complaining I was the one that bought my first daughter her first bras too.

When my wife niece came staying with us it was 2018, I noticed most her clothes were native and worn out. I have given her the money to buy new clothes for the child but she never did. For 2 years now this girl has grown so much and still wearing the same clothes and I really feel ashamed every Sunday when we are going to church. Our kids are looking very cute and this girl is looking unkempt all the time. I have talked to my wife but she doesn’t seem to care about her.

I took all kids out for clothes shopping just before this pandemic and I bought clothes including under wears for all kids but my wife wasn’t happy because I bought bras and under wears for her niece. She said the clothes are fine but I have no right to buy under wears for her. She accused me of sleeping with her niece which is not true. I only did it because this girl was in need of clothes just imagine for 2 years no clothes while she keeps changing our kids wardrobes like every 4-6 months.

I have no intention of sleeping with her niece neither am I sleeping with her. I take her as our first born and am like her father. If I want to cheat on my wife, there are plenty women around me, no way I will stoop so low to sleep with her niece.

I have daughters, sisters and nieces, what I don’t want to happen to my kids then I wouldn’t do it to another person's child. My act was innocent but my wife is angry.

Please be honest with me, was my decision wrong?

you have to chose between your wife and God, u must help her niece in every way possible, because no one knows tommorow, it is just a pity that 99% of women, think only of the current situation, not future, which is of God to decide.

Funaki:


Live forever doing what?

lol, funny u, but seriously, doing what truely, I am a Christian too, but the aspect of living forever sounds gibberish. Anyway, may God help and forgive, because what do i know self, 1cor 2:14 says "a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised"

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Thunder scatter PresiDEBT MumuMmadu BorrowHari blokkos there!

ok, we will track u too

Dem Chelsea fans, but because of money, hahahaha

sexylassie2:


i didnt conclude, i have read this story many times

ok, I love ur maturity, can we chat on WhatsApp