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Religion / Re: How Big Brands Are Celebrating Easter Using Creative Designs by Tuxpera: 6:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
lovinhubby2wife:
9. FAYROUZ
10. LAFARGE CEMENT
11. TIME MAGAZINE
12. UNKNOWN BRAND

The 12th one is Vbank.
Crime / Re: Soldier Drags Policeman Who Collected N50k From Some Guys (Video) by Tuxpera: 2:13am On Apr 10, 2020
Ghostmode2two:
Those police are good for nothing people. How could they. be extorting 50k from a biker this hard coro period? He is lying that he is HIV positive. The soldier didn't beat him enough

I strongly doubt he is lying about his status, promiscuity isn't a new thing to men in uniform. The same thing a soldier in the viral video boasted about in Warri.
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by Tuxpera: 2:23am On Feb 15, 2020
Ladylite:
Ha missimelda01 come and epp us on this if you are not too busy with your boo

You have entered valentine trap. Soon you will be having threesomes.

If you want it to stop. Bring a man to your house and call him your bestie... So the both of them can hook up and leave you alone. Then you and your wife can gracefully send them out by helping them gather some fund and get them their own accommodation FAR FAR away from your place.


Your wife really wants a threesomeeee without saying it verbally so she won't look like a sluttttyyy chic that she actually is. Ensure you get a male counterpart o.

FYI your wife is secretly cheating on you....

Get a bug on phone and hidden CCTV in the house. You will discover lesbiaan activities.

I wish you knew this before the marriage. Many lesbiaansss allow themselves marry and hang out to commit their heinous lewd acts under such guise because as long as it's same sex their husbands can't suspect a thing.


I hope when the both women get pregnant for you, you can shoulder it.


This matter will END once you inform family. But I know since you are enjoying it, you won't do it.

This is apt and spot on.
Romance / Re: I Lied To My Fiancé That I Am A Virgin, My Wedding Is In December. Help by Tuxpera: 9:10pm On Jan 25, 2020
OrestesDante:
grin


Most babes will want to know the stuffs you packaged that made the process looks like it's a real deflowering. Trust me wink.

Jokes apart.

Be a woman, be bold tell him the truth. But the man will be very disappointed. I hope the level of trust he had built in you will not be brought down

The level of trust is bound to sink no matter how good she presents her case.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Plans For 2020, Says He Is Buying New Cars, Houses And Jets by Tuxpera: 8:50pm On Jan 03, 2020
donbachi:
Him don dey form freemason....wetin come be my own sef.

You can never be too sure.
Car Talk / Re: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by Tuxpera: 5:34am On Jan 02, 2020
MajorWarren:


Don’t really know much about cars but I like the looks of the Mercedes GLE 350, Audi A7 and BMW 5 series.

Go for the Beemer or Merc.

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Car Talk / Re: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by Tuxpera: 4:46pm On Jan 01, 2020
ImaIma1:


After throwing a shade, you padded it up with "how is your baby"?

I no answer

Good one. You're smart.
Car Talk / Re: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by Tuxpera: 10:18am On Jan 01, 2020
MajorWarren:
Never really needed a car but after years of my boys pushing me to get one and location change I think I’ll finally do it. Only thing holding me back is I haven’t found a car I like yet. cry

Really? Go for Benzo.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Tuxpera: 7:43pm On Dec 31, 2019
GeneralPula:

Okay.
Who do you think is more fit to Govern Nigeria?
Buhari is.
Religion / Re: Francis Meshioye: Ogboni Fraternity Was Created To Promote Christian Values by Tuxpera: 11:44am On Dec 16, 2019
Choose any of the Ogboni fraternities listed below and fraternize. They are all registered in Nigeria.

• The Renowned Ogboni Abalaiye Fraternity Association.

• The Reformed Ogboni fraternity.

• Aborigine Ogboni fraternity.

• Ogboni Ibile Fraternity Association.

• Saala Ogboni Fellowship.

• A O N E.

• Egbe Ogboni Agba Fraternity.

• Federation of Ogboni Fraternity.

• Confederation of Ogboni Fraternity.

• Ogboni Awo Mimo Fellowship.

• Awo Imule Ogboni of Nigeria.

• Ogboni Iwase Association of Nigeria.

• Ogboni Ibile Federation of Nigeria.
Religion / Re: Francis Meshioye: Ogboni Fraternity Was Created To Promote Christian Values by Tuxpera: 9:31am On Dec 15, 2019
ijewejones:
Sugar coated teachings & sayings..

Well, everyone has the right to choose..

As for me & my family..WE'LL SERVE JEHOVAH
Your Pastor does the job of sugarcoating better.
Religion / Re: Francis Meshioye: Ogboni Fraternity Was Created To Promote Christian Values by Tuxpera: 5:47am On Dec 15, 2019
TemmyT002:
And here I was thinking Ogboni is the name of a god

You've learnt something today.

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Politics / Re: Buratai And Sadique Abubakar Establish Military Universities In Their Hometowns by Tuxpera: 8:26pm On Nov 30, 2019
Kenturkey048:
wait ooo,is Buhari strong Even if an I.G becomes a president tomorrow he can never rule the country lika a retired military man would do...Jonathan is not weak..Nigerians are weak..we are all filled with bigotry and tribalism..

Are you saying retired military men rule the country better?

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Crime / Re: CRUTECH Student shot Dead Immediately After Final Exam In Cross River (Graphic) by Tuxpera: 10:52pm On Jul 15, 2019
A cultist wearing "Palm slippers" to write a final year exam and a number one as they claim he is.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Tuxpera: 7:46pm On Jun 22, 2019
CanadaOrBust:


Once again, I NEVER SAID THERE IS NO JUJU! Jeez! Who am I to say juju or anything else does not exist! I am only asking specific common sense questions about specific things. Like, Germany is currently walloping us 2-0 yet we are the country with countless native doctors and juju men. Tell those Otta guys, instead of worrying about me, to go make Anthony Joshua punch-proof so next time he’ll knockout Ruiz in 1st round, that’s easy way to make millions and get out of their abiding poverty

If you can help them reach Anthony Joshua, that will be great, you expect indigenes in Otta to get easy access to an international celebrity like Anthony Joshua?

Since you are the curious one doubting the existence, let them test one " local ring" on you, so you can confirm if it exists or not.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Tuxpera: 11:19pm On Jun 09, 2019
saynotocultism:



PLEASE DO NOT INSULT HIM PLEASE... He is telling you the truth. People are facing worse things. Some are in Jail now for a crime they committed or cult members committed. Please try to learn a lot from this and dont insult him. We are all here to learn. Though some of us made mistakes in the our lives and we trying to salvage the little left. I have noticed people do not want to learn from peoples experience as they prefer EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER and so we need to go extra miles to tell them our stories that should be considered a secret to us alone. We break rules and exceed border lines just to advice you, please take it. SHALOM

I'm surprised Ogboni members ran away, are you really sure they are the members of the dreaded ROF?. You and your team should be the ones running away from Ogboni not the other way round.

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Crime / Re: University Of Uyo Student Killed By Aiye Cultists Inside UNIUYO Campus (Graphic) by Tuxpera: 6:14am On Apr 25, 2019
Malawian:
This guy jonz seriously. I tend to love eiye organization. they move in batches and at any point, they have an eye view of the next batch before or after them. It is like a football field, one batch is at the beginning of the pitch, the next batch is at halfway line, another batch is at the end of the pitch and so on.They are usually 6 or 7 in a batch. I was really impressed the day I was walking practically next to their Capone after one of our final exams back on school, being that I know a whole lot of them, I was able to see their organization when the Capone turned around to beckon on the next batch. I didn't notice the Capone until he turned around to beckon.

All Capones roll that way during final exams on campus.
Crime / Re: 11 Yahoo Boys And Girls Arrested In Ilorin (Photos) by Tuxpera: 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2019
EFCC acts mainly on information volunteered by members of the public (usually neighbors), it was the same modus operandi that SARS used when they were at their prime, which is why they meet the so called Yahoo boys at home whenever they bust to arrest, once you (and your crew) are at home, the snitch will put a call through to notify them that the time is right to strike.

The irresistible desire to show off is another reason why neighbors will go snitching, if you like, place them (your neighbors) on salary, whoever will snitch will still snitch, keep your neighbors at bay, if they want to charge, collect their phones at the entrance, it is when you start allowing them inside your room that unnecessary familiarity will start, they will be able to assess your worth.

Never flaunt money in the midst of poverty, using a Toyota Avalon where your neighbors are riding Bajaj motorcycle or Keke Napep is counterintuitive, jealousy will set in, it is human nature not hatred.

Maintain solitude, live alone or at most, have just 1 roommate, staying in a 3 bedroom flat with 9 other guys will definitely draw the wrong attention, minimize your interaction with your neighbour, don't stay at home all day long, go out frequently.

Above all, if you're so passionate about making money online, check Google, there are a numerous legitimate options that you can choose from, but if you insist on taking the other route, don't allow greed consume you, engage in something productive after making money.

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