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Politics / Re: May 29: President Buhari's Inauguration (Live Updates) by TVSA: 7:51am On May 29, 2019
Saraki will be there?

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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 6:33am On May 29, 2019
Ihedinobi3:

Only a correction of your ignorance. If you were going to quote the Bible, you should at least quote it right, shouldn't you? As I said, what you choose to believe is your kettle of fish.

you're saying trash. I thought it was a joke when I read that. Did you really believe all the nonsense you typed? The water formed the heavenly ice and separated us from the third heaven and sheol? Do you think you are in children Sunday school class where you can say rubbish and get away with it? You typed like someone that was high.

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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 6:06pm On May 28, 2019
Ihedinobi3:



That is to say that the water that inundated the earth came from the water that once covered the whole universe. It was not all on Earth. Some of it formed the Heavenly Sea of Ice that forms a boundary between this creation and the Third Heaven. It is spoken of in Revelation 4:6. It is also a viewing portal into events on Earth from Heaven. The other part of it formed the sea that is partly the physical oceans that surround the world and also partly the invisible sea that goes deeper and separates this creation from the subterranean parts of creation called Sheol or Hades. In fact, the latter is one sea, but we cannot go so deep in our frail physical bodies as to discover its true depths any more than we can go so high as to find the boundary between this universe and the Third Heaven.



What is this?

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Education / Re: Harvard Drop-out Vs Uniben Drop-out. Can't Stop Laughing by TVSA: 12:58pm On May 28, 2019
asuustrike1:

There are many in Nigeria.
I don't believe, mention them grin grin.
Education / Re: Harvard Drop-out Vs Uniben Drop-out. Can't Stop Laughing by TVSA: 12:51pm On May 28, 2019
asuustrike1:

Not totally correct
Which school will give you PhD without research papers in international journals?
Even some BSc graduates have research papers already. I know Nigeria is bad, but it's not as bad as some are picturing it.
Education / Re: Harvard Drop-out Vs Uniben Drop-out. Can't Stop Laughing by TVSA: 8:13pm On May 27, 2019
FSU:
It is very pathetic to even imagine that a Harvard first year undergraduate drop out would be better than Nigerian PhD. What do you think? Can that be true?

first year dropout that's still doing Engineering Maths and introduction to computer science is better than a PhD candidate? Why do we like to exaggerate like this? To be a pHD candidate, you must've had some research papers in international journals with your work scholarly peer reviewed. My supervisor in unilag has been publishing in IEEE explore since 2009. He got his PhD in 2013. And he did his Bsc, msc, PhD in unilag.

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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 3:15pm On May 27, 2019
Crysthaniel:

well it's your conclusion
but Noah's ark has been discovered at the exact place where the Bible says it was rested ..on month Ararat




Who found Noah's ark? is it all those findings on creation.com? grin grin

"Searches for Noah's Ark have been made from at least the time of Eusebius (c.275–339) to the present day. Despite many expeditions, no physical proof of the ark has been reliably identified. Many of the supposed findings and methods are regarded as pseudoscience and pseudoarchaeology by geologists and archaeologists." wikipedia.com

Crysthaniel:


also the average depth of ocean is 4.8km
while the average elevation of land is 0.8km above the sea level
if the land portion on the earth can all be smoothed out, yes tons of sand will be thrown to the oceans but the ocean will still cover the land and sink it to 2.8km


who's talking about smoothing or leveling the land? Bible never said anything about that, stop adding your own parts grin

Bible said water covered the whole earth, the highest peak was even covered with additional 15in. When the waters receded, it was same thing, the mountains were seen before the land.

Genesis 8:3-9 KJV
And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated. [4] And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. [5] And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month , on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen. [6] And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: [7] And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth. [8] Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground; [9] But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.

Nobody leveled anything. Water was 29022ft above its normal level grin grin
Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 2:07pm On May 27, 2019
Crysthaniel:

water on earth 71%
land 29%
remember this..?
ice on Antarctic region not water?

What are you trying to say? water covered everywhere including the highest point which is 29000 ft high.

Genesis 7:19-20 KJV
And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. [20] Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

The water was 22ft above highest peak.
That means water was approximately 29022ft above its normal level. Do the math. Water of that size cover a spherical body.

it would have had to rain an average of 6 inches per minute for the whole period of 40 days. Also, if all that water was in the atmosphere before the rain started, the air pressure at sea level would be an astounding high level, no living thing would've survived both above and below sea. Forget it, Noah's story was bobo, it never happened.
Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 7:13pm On May 26, 2019
HedwigesMaduro:


Since the old car brands didn't have power windows and the later brands have, then this proves nobody made those cars. They just evolved.
Your argument doesn't follow. We have seen evidence of cars being made. Cars don't evolve. We have not seen where humans are made before, with clay or cement. grin grin

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Religion / Re: Where Do Atheist Go? by TVSA: 5:27pm On May 26, 2019
nobody is going anywhere, when you die, that's all. You don't go anywhere. It's just like before you were born. Oblivion.

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Religion / Re: RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by TVSA: 3:57pm On May 26, 2019
Randomshotzz:


This is very bad. Not encouraging at all.

These G.Os only know the number of branches he has but doesn't know how to survive to be afloat. Is there any difference between this and bank marketers? A business should be established before it starts remitting.
Well, it is all for the propagation of the gospel. At least that was what I was taught grin grin grin
Religion / Re: RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by TVSA: 3:20pm On May 26, 2019
Randomshotzz:
First of all, let me tell you I'm a full member of Redeemed Christian Church Of God.

Since I joined the church last year I've noticed how serious the mandate of multiplication of branches is.

Using my branch as a case study.

First of all, it didn't occur to me that the building we're using is rented until they started tasking every member for their own share of the yearly rent. My God! So I'm supposed to share in the rent of my church? What happens to tithes and offerings? I go to church every week, pay my tithes and offerings and now this?

Why move money to the headquarters when you've not paid your rent?

The most painful of it is that we were also tasked to open another branch during the Easter let's go a ffishing program . Who opens a new branch when he has not paid the rent of his head office? If RCCG is a business center as someone once said, you don't open a new office when the first is not yet established.

Ist that how it's done in other churches or is it exclusive to RCCG?

It is not only RCCG, my former church would raise funds for national programs when they still have things to do with money locally. There's a particular amount they must remit every month.

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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by TVSA: 1:13pm On May 26, 2019
why do you want to force mythology to make sense? it's just like chicken versus egg argument. We can all assume our own submission on the subject. That doesn't change the fact that it can't make sense. If you finish Adam argument, we'll go to the ridiculous Noah's story and it goes on and on.

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Religion / Re: The 14 Most Abominable Bible Verses by TVSA: 3:38am On May 26, 2019
malvisguy212:
so you are telling me that the firstborn of the Egyptian are innocent? firstborn look likes babies to you ?

what kind of question is this? or you don't know the meaning of firstborn? So the first child of a family born recently (today or few days back) is called what? grin grin

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Religion / Re: The 14 Most Abominable Bible Verses by TVSA: 3:30am On May 26, 2019
malvisguy212:
wow. you atheists are something els. okay. since you guys like asking stupid question, why is pharroah so wicked that he went as far in killings the Israelites first born ?
shocked shocked
asking about the killing of the firstborn is a stupid question? what kind of human are you? So your God and Pharaoh are not different? That says a lot about him. I thought he's not moved like humans? So he's competing with Pharaoh on who can kill the innocent more?

Just say you don't know instead of saying nonsense.

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Religion / Re: The 14 Most Abominable Bible Verses by TVSA: 9:07pm On May 25, 2019
malvisguy212:
the king was not an innocent man, he was a brutal dictator, he enslaved the Israelites for many years , he even oder the firstborn of the Israelites killed. they bring the wrath of God on themselves with 400 years of slavery.

God was merciful not to destroyed Egypt at a whole just like Sodom and Gomorrah..

Exodus 8:15
15 But when Pharaoh saw that there
was a respite, he hardened his
heart and would not listen to them, as
the LORD had said.

pharaoh harden his own hart.
what was the offense of all the firstborn in Egypt? including the babies and livestock undecided undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: The 14 Most Abominable Bible Verses by TVSA: 9:06am On May 25, 2019
lomprico:
Most of the things here were man made decisions and law not God's!

And it still happens till date. People using God's name to scare and scam others.

The fact that it's in the bible does not mean God sanctioned it. Remember man wrote n compiled the bible.

how do we know the ones that are from God? are you saying the prophets lied?

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Religion / Re: The Bible Gives Two Different Accounts Of Major Stories by TVSA: 9:04am On May 25, 2019
this is only Genesis, you've not even gotten to conflicting accounts between Samuel and Chronicles

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Religion / Re: The 14 Most Abominable Bible Verses by TVSA: 8:55am On May 25, 2019
you need the holy spirit to understand those verses grin grin

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Religion / Re: Is Satan More Powerful than God! by TVSA: 8:43pm On May 24, 2019
fykes:
God is God all by himself....He doesn't need anyone's acceptance or approval...most of what u wrote out there are situations in which our faith and believed is strengthened.
In the good times and bad times...God is God ALONE!

How does calamity strengthen our faith? How is the faith of a parent losing his/her child strengthened?

Religion / Re: The Prophecy Of Obaofusa Against Mjbolt(both Nairalanders) by TVSA: 8:34pm On May 24, 2019
1Sharon:


Such anger from loving ppl grin

those guys aren't true Christians grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why Is The Earth More Technologically Advanced Than Heaven? by TVSA: 8:20pm On May 24, 2019
asalimpo:
The premise of your assumption are wrong and foolish.
1) a wise God will not use inefficient technology. Wisdom demands that you use what gets the job done at the least possible cost.
We use computers cuz they save cost-time nd labour.
Would humans created by God then b wiser than God? This is impossible.

2) you assume that it is in heaven as it is on earth. On earth, book nd paper tech is cumbersome. Slow and Hard to search, slow to enter data and insecure nd unsafe and unportable. The book on earth rot due to humidity can b eaten by ants and termites and become unweildy to carry around as their mass increases.
Computer storage overcomes some of this limitations.
Large data can b stored at less space cost.
Searching is faster .
It is portable.
Is this the case in heaven?
But computer storage hav limitations. Data can get corrupted , recorded data can b erased and changed. It can b lost.
Despite the storage savings, there is still some storage cost involved for huge data,huge energy costs too.
Google has huge data centers. These data centers store huge vats of information in large warehouse size buildings requiring custom built cooling just to serve the about 1 billion hits it receives in a day and the less than 10% of the internet it indexes? Let me recap: google indexes less than 10% of the available internet yet it's 'hard drive' is warehouse sizes large! God,indexes ALL of human activity from the begin of creation to the end of human existence! Everything, and these acts are stored cheaply in books! No cooling cost. No hard disk failure. No expensive electricity costs. None of those! And no lost,dropped data! Think of that! Those books are super books.

This same God asked Job,if he has ever caught the thunder in his hand? Job couldnt answer Him. If humanity could capture the energy in a thunder bolt and store it cheaply, what would that do to our electricity problems? The energy in a bolt could probably power a city or commune for along time but we just watch them waste. Helpless to harness them.
Na! I think it's the other way round. God nd d angels look at us and decry our primitivity.

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Religion / Re: The Prophecy Of Obaofusa Against Mjbolt(both Nairalanders) by TVSA: 4:39am On May 23, 2019
See curses, and these people are Christians?

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Education / Re: Evil Owl Fell In Broad Daylight At University Of Abuja by TVSA: 9:44am On May 22, 2019
and these ones are educated

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Religion / Re: Conversation Between A Christian & A Atheist Professor by TVSA: 9:29am On May 22, 2019
nduchucks:


Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.


By the way, that student was Albert Einstein. cool

cc: seun

what kind of lie is this? is this a whatsapp Broadcast?

Religion / Re: The Bible Is A False Book Based On Lies And Deceit - Dr Obadele Kambon by TVSA: 11:41pm On May 21, 2019
not everything is false, but some parts are just pure Bobo grin grin

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Religion / Re: Nurse Who Offered Bible To Cancer Patient Looses Dismissal Appeal by TVSA: 11:33pm On May 21, 2019
she should start a healing home. Jesus heals ministry

Religion / Re: How Can A Christian Person Covert A Muslim Person? by TVSA: 11:29pm On May 21, 2019
how did someone type like this? This is difficult to read.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Beware Of This Man, He Goes To Churches To Scam by TVSA: 5:56pm On May 21, 2019
a scammer hardly gives his real name
Religion / Re: Mentally Unstable Lady Tackles A Pastor Trying To Deliver Her, Today, In bori by TVSA: 11:48am On May 21, 2019
StrikeBack:
Both are mentally unstable

The man is more unstable than the woman.


Shithole

Religion / Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by TVSA: 9:19am On May 21, 2019
in 2019, some people are still arguing basic biology

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