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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:58am On Nov 08, 2020 |
This Christmas is not all about who wear new clothes Na who cook rice and put onions for Stew be the matter |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2020 |
Please while praying for those in Prison, Remember to also pray for that sister that has been Engaged for 8-10 years.. She really needs your Prayers |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:42am On Oct 29, 2020 |
How can ome Egg be 60 naira in this country, Did the chicken lay the Egg through Operation |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:35am On Oct 29, 2020 |
Them say make Plumber come repair Pipe Now meat don the miss for pot.. haba 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:33am On Oct 29, 2020 |
If you are wearing leggings as a Lady.. Kindly wear a top that goes down a bit Help men to run this heavenly Race in peace biko |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:30am On Oct 29, 2020 |
Playing with Children is very hard oo Imagine this one is angry with me because i refuse to Eat sand.. shuuu 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:12am On Oct 27, 2020 |
NEVER will i die of hunger when my neighbor's Chickens are still Alive. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
Contact me if you need someone who will be throwing stones at the roof of your ex every night It's very cheap oo 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:07pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
I was wondering... Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color called orange because Oranges are orange in color 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:10am On Oct 25, 2020 |
If to say i be game developer now, i for don make game like GTA but e for be to Find Warehouse with palliatives. Benue for be the hardest level wey Nobody go ever Reach 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:48am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Having Rats and Cockroaches in the house is a sign that you have Food.. This things are like Nigerian girls, they Hate poverty |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:22am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Youths de find Warehouse Oba de find Royal Staff Obaseki de find prisoners This country shaa.. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:55pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
Blessed are the youths in our Society.. For they shall continue to discover palliative Warehouses across the country |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:12am On Oct 23, 2020 |
Na pastor wey Preach #EndSARS we go give Offering and Tithe.. The Rest should go and Collect their own From police men 1 Like |
Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Time to talk with Government - OPAN President, Austyn Ogannah by Twenty47(m): 8:01pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
As if they weren't given enough time to talk beforehand.. nobody go fit Fool us with Lip service talks this time oo #EndSARS |
Phones / Re: Is The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 2 Worth ₦900,000/$1,999 by Twenty47(m): 7:13am On Oct 19, 2020 |
For me to buy that.. I'll rather buy a laptop of 300k and use the remaining balance for something meaningful. #EndPoliceBrutality 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:30pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
Until you are officially Married, don't leave with a man.. just visit and leave so that others can also visit 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:54pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
Boyfriend wey de Check Girlfriend phone ma na SARS...#EndSarsNow 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:27pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Let me chop this guy money.. Na so Ashawo work de take start oo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:26pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:20pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
NEVER, i repeat NEVER urinate in your Dream E get Y |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:41pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Somebody should let me know when the new iPhone 12 arrives Nigeria, i want to be the first person to price it in this country At least, let me also shock poverty for once. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:37pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
I used my Younger brother name as Next of kin in my bank and he was happy i did until when the Idiot saw my account balance today.. Well to cut the story short.. He has been disturbing me to go and delete his name in that Rubbish thing since morning oo 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Soo you can Give 'her her' thing but you can't Give 'him him' thing ahbi English na Ojoro ah swear 2 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Apple iPhone 12 Series officially unveiled by Twenty47(m): 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
wao.. nice one though the notch has disappointed me shaa |
Education / Re: 'End ASUU Strike' Protest Rocks Makurdi (Photos) by Twenty47(m): 12:34pm On Oct 14, 2020 |
Nice one my people 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:27am On Oct 12, 2020 |
BankyGee:Thanks bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:54pm On Oct 11, 2020 |
Gdskillful:Haha.. ok thanks bro |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:58am On Oct 11, 2020 |
How to make a girl Run mad in 2 days First, Buy iPhone 11 pro for her then Send Area boys to steal the phone from her the following day |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:55am On Oct 11, 2020 |
Some guys will be Calling ladies my Queen but when Queen ask for 10k.. The kingdom will scatter and Igwe will disappear 5 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:51am On Oct 11, 2020 |
There is Nothing more stressful than breaking up with a Short girl.. Any time you see kids, you Remember her |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:48am On Oct 11, 2020 |
Imagine if Peter and his brothers threw dat net and Ended up catching Nothing Jesus 4 collect em first Beating there there oo 1 Like |
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