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Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 7:11am On Dec 02, 2015
My little sis broke the screen this morning. Am about to sell it as scrap. Thanks for everything.

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Politics / Re: Serving PDP Commissioners Defect To APC In Bayelsa by Tycoflu(m): 7:08am On Dec 02, 2015
Nwanyi Akwa si na "efe a Erika" ( this one too much)

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Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 7:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
that my Asus is x54c RS01
Pets / Re: Mastiff Bull Available For Servicing/ Crossing Females (mastiff Only) In PH by Tycoflu(m): 6:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
Is there any consequences if a male dog don't mate a female? Guy go buy intimacy gadget for your dog since you say the conji too much. hahaha!
Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 6:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
rev2214:
Your Asus x54c is 32k but I'm still working on 1 via eBay just give me sometime

Jesus! that's on the high side boss.
Can't it be lower.
Politics / Re: David Mark Campaign Rice, Salt Flood Otukpo, To Construct Four Roads Before Xmas by Tycoflu(m): 1:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
"E don happen" *in P-square's*
Pets / Re: This Lion Has A Bond With Its Owner by Tycoflu(m): 12:13pm On Dec 01, 2015
Removing all its teeth and replacing it with a plastic one will be the best domestication.

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Computers / Re: I Need Uk Used Gaming Laptop In Enugu by Tycoflu(m): 11:42am On Dec 01, 2015
bright1985:
call or whatsapp me 08064404857 I have asus core i5 4gb ram 500hdd with 1gb vga card 17inch screen size just for 70k

I no won buy Asus again. The motherboard dey hard to get. where is your location?
Romance / The Careless Exposure To Hiv(1st Dec. /world AIDS Day) by Tycoflu(m): 7:48am On Dec 01, 2015
"Guy I don die" shouted Ade as I pushed my door open. Adjusting the towel round my waist, I headed to the tap with my bucket.

"Wetin happen?" I asked, turning on the tap and a bit confused as he moved from one end of the compound to the other.

"Baba Adams babe don kill me" he finally said before bursting into tears.

"Adams babe?" I asked myself, trying to recall the particular lady he was talking about since they were numerous.

"Rita! E no go better for your family" he yelled.

Ade has always acted brave, thanks to his intimidating stature and expertise in concealing his emotions even in difficult times.

Outsiders see him as a tough guy but for me, he was still the naive seventeen year old jambito in the compound. Seeing him in that state scared the hell out of my body.

"Wetin carry you go jam Rita?"

"Where you even see that one self?" I questioned, a bit disappointed with him.
Heading to a particular conclusion was inevitable because his ways with girls was known to me but I decided to wait patiently.

"Guy na Femi birthday party oh"

"I go over high, only for me to wake up this morning completely naked" He replied, trying to hold back the tears.

"Nonsense!"

"So na because say they rob you, you come dey cry like this?"

"I even think say na another thing self" I added as I moved towards the bathroom with my bucket, thanking God my assumption was wrong.

"Guy I wake up naked for Rita room"

"She too dey naked join" he said with a shaky voice.

Waves of shock swept through my body as I heard the last sentence. The scenario played over my head and all I could feel for him was pity as the possible consequences became clearer.

"Hope say una no ...?" I asked drawing closer to him, praying for a negative response.

"Guy I no know but the whole bed was messed up" he replied. Rita was the hot cake of the street, passed from one brother to another as the tales of her conquest kept rolling in from all sides.

I was not surprised when she felt sick few months after Adam's death.

Everyone stay away from her since the cause of Adams death was known to all.

"Guy na to go for HIV test" I managed to say after few minutes of silence.

Sleeping with a notorious LovePeddler in the hood was no big deal but going down raw with one whose ex died of HIV was a different ball game.

"But guy I too young to die now"

"E better make I no know say I get am " murmured Ade as I tried to persuaded him.

Going for the test was an uphill task but I felt relieved when he finally did.

Seeing him happy few weeks later as he danced and waved the test result in my face was a great experience.

"Guy you go still repeat the test after 3 months or 6 months for final confirmation"

"Because after the raggae, you must play the blues" I chipped in, spoiling his joy for the moment.


HAPPY WORLD AIDS DAY, SPREAD THE MESSAGE AND NOT THE VIRUS. KNOW YOUR STATUS.
Health / Re: What To Do When Someone Has A Seizure(pics) by Tycoflu(m): 6:56pm On Nov 30, 2015
njays24:
We witnessed sth similar when we(my husband,I and our kids) visited my mum. We were indoors when suddenly we heard a noise outside. We out to the balcony and saw that a man was having seizures. No body dared to go close to him. Suddenly my younger sister just ran into the kitchen,sliced some onions,sqeezed the juice out and also plucked an aloe Vera leaf. My mum called her back because she felt it was contagious,but my sister ignored every one. When she got where the man was lying,she rubbed the onion juice and aloevera on his face,immediately he sneezed and regained himself. People were amazed at my sister's bravery. Even my husband and other men who witnessed it couldn't go close.

Op can you throw more light on the use of garlic and onion juice as stated above.
This method seems better than waiting for them to recover.
As for the NGO, you can start by creating a fb group and call on Nlanders to join. I will be interested in it.
Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
rev2214:
Sorry it was an over sight. No for Asus x54c. But I will source for it. Available Asus 10j mini for 6k

OK. Thanks bro. I will be happy if you get one.
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Comes After Buhari In New Tweet by Tycoflu(m): 10:00am On Nov 30, 2015
Wailers una go wail tire. Like say all those travel na to go flex him dey do. One thing I love about bubu is the silence treatment he is giving them (Fayose, metu, FFK & Bruce Lee) as competition for his attention continue.

I don't know when it is a sin to attend a summit that most leaders will attend and will serve as opportunity to meet more of them for bilateral talks thus serving fund for the nation.

Arguing with you guys is a waste of time because you guys are filled with hatred and will never see anything good in PMB. Just like you never believed he will be President, he will shock you guys when the change enters gear 2.

Still rocking my steady light here in Enugu

SAI BABA
GOD BLESS Nigeria.

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Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 9:24am On Nov 30, 2015
Answer me now.
Computers / Re: I Need Uk Used Gaming Laptop In Enugu by Tycoflu(m): 9:23am On Nov 30, 2015
core i5 or i3, 6 or 4 G RAM, HDD of 500 or 750 G. But the video card need to be high.
Computers / Re: Uk Arrival!!! Hp Probook 4540s Intel Core I3 4gb Ram 500gb Hard Drive ~45k by Tycoflu(m): 8:08am On Nov 30, 2015
majekky:
still available
Baba take 40k. My guy go come pick am tomorrow. Na me call you yesterday
Computers / Re: Uk Arrival!!! Hp Probook 4540s Intel Core I3 4gb Ram 500gb Hard Drive ~45k by Tycoflu(m): 8:23pm On Nov 29, 2015
am interested, attach a pic.How much last! I am serious
Computer Market / Re: Dream Laptops by Tycoflu(m): 5:28pm On Nov 29, 2015
damiosy:




Will give it for 50k let this be black Friday offer
No pics at this time
I am in lagos
What part of enugu?
I could send via peace mass,ifex or God is good

My friend in lag will contact you. He might come over to your shop. This is the first time am buying fairly used laptop.
My issue go be this DVD drive cuz my sis loves watching movies
Computer Market / Re: Dream Laptops by Tycoflu(m): 4:59pm On Nov 29, 2015
damiosy:




This laptop will meet basic gaming needs such as fifa,pes. Etc Dell latitude XT3 convertible Core i5,2.40ghz with
turbo boost 500gb hdd,4gb ram both
upgradeable Backlit keyboard, no DVD drive

Look it up
Pic and price. Am in Enugu, you?
Computers / Re: Uk Arrival!!! Hp Pavilion 15 4th Gen Intel Core I3 6gb Ram 750gb Hard Drive *50k by Tycoflu(m): 3:34pm On Nov 29, 2015
majekky:
SOLD
halla me when you have new ones.
Computers / Re: Uk Arrival!!! Hp Pavilion 15 4th Gen Intel Core I3 6gb Ram 750gb Hard Drive *50k by Tycoflu(m): 3:32pm On Nov 29, 2015
majekky:
SOLD
halla me when you have new ones.
Politics / Re: How Would Two Airport Be Sited In One State? (kaduna) by Tycoflu(m): 2:50pm On Nov 29, 2015
jcflex:
we have two airport in Delta state.

mind you that of zaria in kaduna state is for NCAT. Nigeria College of Aviation Technology.
meant for training of Aviation workers, pilot, Avionics etc
Baba Abeg no include that asaba airport join. Na just empty space with tower and run way. Uduagha Scam delta people with that project.
Religion / Re: To Be Born-again: 6 Practical Signs Of Repentance by Tycoflu(m): 2:42pm On Nov 29, 2015
Landforce1:
kissLawd! First to comment....
I dedicate this my FtC to my dad, my mom... My gf and all my Nairaland friends....
I love u guys kiss

how you go carry gf/fornication talk join repentance thread? You come include hustle for FTC join. Bros. fear God now.

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Computers / Re: Uk Arrival!!! Hp Pavilion 15 4th Gen Intel Core I3 6gb Ram 750gb Hard Drive *50k by Tycoflu(m): 2:22pm On Nov 29, 2015
Am interested, how do we met? I am a serious buyer.
Computers / Re: I Need Uk Used Gaming Laptop In Enugu by Tycoflu(m): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2015
Am OK with 200 Mb video card and 4 GB RAM. No be those high spec ones I want sha. Thanks to replying
Computer Market / Re: Dream Laptops by Tycoflu(m): 9:19pm On Nov 28, 2015
I need gaming laptop. Hp UK used and my budget is 50k. Am in Enugu.
Computers / I Need Uk Used Gaming Laptop In Enugu by Tycoflu(m): 8:08pm On Nov 28, 2015
Seeing good deals here has being inspiring since I started visiting this section. My only problem is that most are only for people in Lagos. I need a deal but am in Enugu. I don't want ware bill, need to exam it physically before paying. Good gaming laptop , my budget is 50k.
Computer Market / Re: LAPTOP Parts ONLY by Tycoflu(m): 7:17pm On Nov 28, 2015
I need Asus x54C mother board. Do you have it and what's the price?
Politics / Re: I Won My Election Clean And Clear – Mark Reacts by Tycoflu(m): 4:54pm On Nov 28, 2015
Na the same thing wada talk but na different story we dey hear now. I just dey observe.

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Politics / Re: Demon Is Occupying Enugu Government House – Archbishop Chukwuma by Tycoflu(m): 5:42pm On Nov 27, 2015
Sulivian chime never slept in that govt house through out the 8 years he ruled. Chiboy/ chimaroke might be guilty about the demon thing
Computers / Re: Uk Used Hp 15 500gb Hdd/ 4gb Ram For Sale by Tycoflu(m): 1:55pm On Nov 27, 2015
Harmilly:
13a oremeji behind skye bank computer village

I am interested but I stay in Enugu.

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