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Family / Re: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by UDUJ(m): 2:04pm On Aug 30, 2023
rickleye:
I don’t understand you .
Irrespective of your reasons for going to Togo. ( I can guess but not my business )
Wouldn’t you ask to talk to your daughter while calling back home ? Even if it’s just to hear her babble ?
Plus why would you ask to go to the Police when that would be the only thing to do after 48 hours of arriving and not getting a clear cut response on the whereabouts of the child missing .
Every hour you delay makes you finding the child more difficult and makes you sound culpable.

Why have you delayed going to cops ?


At the bold faced, we all know what Nigerian ladies do in Togo.

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Family / Re: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by UDUJ(m): 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2023
Greener pasture in Togo of all places shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked undecided undecided undecided

Nigerians just travel anywhere without plans and become a nuisance in their new locations. Pathetic undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Military seizes power in Gabon by UDUJ(m): 7:12am On Aug 30, 2023
StrongAlphMale:
The earlier Africa is recolonize, the better for us all.

You know nothing.

Illiteracy is a disease.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by UDUJ(m): 4:05pm On Aug 29, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Again, why do you pretend my life is your business? You no get shame at all say you install yourself as monitoring spirit over a complete stranger's life? undecided

Last response to you as I see you have all the time in the world to reply posts being the jobless fellow you are. Bye.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by UDUJ(m): 3:57pm On Aug 29, 2023
Kobojunkie:
And my life is your business because? You no get shame at all say you install yourself as monitoring spirit over a complete stranger's life? undecided

Get a life woman.
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by UDUJ(m): 3:53pm On Aug 29, 2023
Kobojunkie:
First you need to get your head checked if you believe that from the discourse you interrupted. undecided

You must be a very jobless individual to be on nairaland 24 hours commenting nonsense on all threads. Get a life woman. You seem frustrated.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by UDUJ(m): 3:41pm On Aug 29, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Divorce is a legal exit from a marriage. What makes it abominable? undecided

You always advocate divorce in all threads I see you. And I am very sure you are an unmarried frustrated lady but you want other women to leave their marriages.

What the hell is wrong with you?

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by UDUJ(m): 3:37pm On Aug 29, 2023
Vicky Hookup.

What if her surname is Hookup? Have you thought of that before jumping to conclusions? cheesy

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Education / Re: What Was Your Unforgettable Experience In Exam Hall? by UDUJ(m): 2:59pm On Aug 28, 2023
Samantha124:
I have few unforgettable experiences.

1. There was this other time we were busy writing an exam and I came across these other questions that I didn't study for, I remember I decided to play a role of a prophetess and skipped the chapter while I was studying because I didn't think the lecturer would include it in the exam.

For a moment I just sat back and stared at the question paper like it was my worst nightmare.. grin grin grin.. I looked around and everyone was busy writing and I thought to myself " damn! These ones are good students and they studied all the chapters"

While I was busy sitting there looking at the question paper, a car passed outside our exam hall playing this other house song that I loved so much, it was playing it out loud... I immediately started involuntarily nodding my head to the song while staring at the question paper knowing very well that I was about to write nonsense.. grin grin grin

2. My second unforgettable moment was this other time we were about to write an exam and still going through the question paper when our invigilator started eating naartjie fruit peels after he finished eating all the naartjies he had... I remember I was seated in the front row... Immediately I noticed him, I started laughing and tried to cover my mouth but it was too late, the entire class burst into laughter too..😂😂😂.. He acted confused and started shouting at us in Afrikaans, but that only made us to laugh even more.

3. And my third and last unforgettable experience was this year, it was my first time writing my distance learning exam and I wrote it while still in bed and in my pajamas.. grin grin grin

Lol at the boldfaced cheesy grin cheesy
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A Narcissistic Flirt by UDUJ(m): 2:53pm On Aug 28, 2023
OyeofIkoTuN:
Jesus....

How can I unread this rubbish ..... She goes out on dates from your house?......she chats male friends from your house?.

Why do I feel weird inside..abi is it me..?

Seriously, I can't believe some guys can be this naive angry
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A Narcissistic Flirt by UDUJ(m): 2:52pm On Aug 28, 2023
Dshocker:


OP repeat after me;

A is for Apple
B is for Bomboclaat
C is for camel-Toe
D is for Love Machine
E is for Envy
F is for Fool
G is for Goat
H is for Hoe

You deserve 25 strokes of the cane.


Lol, I love nairaland cheesy grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Restore Power To Niger, Over 40 Babies Die In Hospitals, Incubators Daily - FFK by UDUJ(m): 2:22pm On Aug 28, 2023
So FFK never got any political appointment after all his asslicking? Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: What Is A Woman? by UDUJ(m): 5:25pm On Aug 27, 2023
Just see how low the world has resulted to because of wokeness.

Even WOMEN now find it difficult to define what is a WOMAN.Pathetic undecided
Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by UDUJ(m): 8:11pm On Aug 26, 2023
starrez:


Apologies for being insultive. Everyone learns.

This is a Google search result
https://www.google.com/search?q=steve+harvey+wife+cheating&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari

Fake news is started by one person and then propagated by many. In that link you will see that the ONLY news site carrying this fake news are Ghanaian and Nigerian sites. There is no US news site- TMZ, CNN or People. No reputable website is reporting this.

If this does not help you, then I don’t know what will honestly

At the boldfaced, no worries. Let's just wait and see if the news is really true or not. Too many fake stories on the internet these days anyway. Cheers.
Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by UDUJ(m): 8:02pm On Aug 26, 2023
starrez:


How are you so proud of your ignorance? You’re searching on YouTube where clickbait exists. Check on Google and see if you’ll find bad news site in the USA carrying this fake news

I really don't want to be insultive. That's a google search result below. Continue basking in your utter ignorance. Final response to you.

https://www.kossyderrickent.com/2023/08/photo-tmz-comment-section-full-as-fans.html

https://twitter.com/search?q=steve+harvey%27s+wife+cheating&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Esearch
Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by UDUJ(m): 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2023
CalmElder:
This news is false.
The source of the fake news is a Ghanaian blog

You can always do a google search before coming online to refute a story you know absolutely nothing about. Google or Youtube is free the last time I checked. SMH

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=steve+harvey+wife+cheated+on+him
Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by UDUJ(m): 7:14pm On Aug 26, 2023
Rubbiish:
Isn't this the same man always claiming to know everything about men in his show? Parading his family all the time? I wonder how he is going to face his audience...Quite a sad one

Believe these so called relationship experts at your own peril. Their personal lives always seems to be in turmoil.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: German Citizens Can Now Change Their Gender & Name Every Year (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 11:19am On Aug 26, 2023
This is coming late. We have been doing that on nairaland for over a decade now, changing genders willy nilly cheesy grin cheesy

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Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by UDUJ(m): 1:10pm On Aug 25, 2023
Oluphemie10:
That really sucks dear. I think I like your writing. Can we be friends n perhaps date. You can contact me on 08105029441 please

You just won the award for SIMP of the year. Pathetic.

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Politics / Re: Naira Crumbles To 920/$, Fuel Marketers Push For Fresh Price Hike by UDUJ(m): 8:26am On Aug 25, 2023
DenreleDave:


grin grin grin grin

Very frustrating people. They will quote the entire article and u go see small and uselss comment grin grin grin

The thing tire me bro cheesy
Politics / Re: Naira Crumbles To 920/$, Fuel Marketers Push For Fresh Price Hike by UDUJ(m): 7:49am On Aug 25, 2023
Ritchiee:

It will come down considerably before the end of transactions today.
Everything will come into place positively by the end of the year,God's willing.

And you had to quote the entire article just to make a senseless post and waste valuable Nairaland space?

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Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by UDUJ(m): 6:21am On Aug 25, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
You folks are ridiculous? If her body count reach 100, na your body she use? And what do you mean her value falls? Does your value as an individual equally fall each time you engage in sexual activity as well? Mind your own body's business. undecided

For an unmarried lady it falls. Now be quiet.

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Family / Re: (updated, they all died)Black Cockroach Is Killing Me. by UDUJ(m): 6:08am On Aug 25, 2023
shantti:
The way some cockroaches infest houses eh,
I remember back then in school when I entered the room I wanted to rent, I saw two cockroaches having sex, the female cockroach saw me and screamed and quickly pulled up the blanket to conceal her naked body ( I was shocked to see waist bead on her waist)

I entered the next room and saw some group of well built cockroaches gyming, they had six packs and wore bling blings and had tattoos all over their body and were smoking weed, the song of 50 cent was playing in the background go go go shawty, it's your birthday......... , they looked up at me in anger,

I quietly closed the door and left the house for them

Lol cheesy grin cheesy
Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by UDUJ(m): 6:03am On Aug 25, 2023
Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?
I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!
Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.
I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

You have serious issues. You better work on yourself before your bodycount gets to 100 and your value falls below zero. Pathetic.

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Family / Re: Is It Acceptable To Have A Mistress? by UDUJ(m): 5:49am On Aug 25, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
Sigh! Every Tom, dick, and Harry without a sense of self-discipline and self-control is always quick to diagnose self as having high libido! Op, you sure say you are a senior lecturer true true cause your write-up reads like what I would expect from the mouth of a vulcanizer or your average Nigerian with no sense of left and right about him.

So, at 50-something, the best you can do as far as tackling all of that energy you carry around with you is to go carry another woman? Your mates dey invest that energy into learning a new trade or skill, joining a gym somewhere, building something or even solving a puzzle or problem in the community. A good father would even look into using that time to teach his child new tricks, or even volunteer at a local community center to coach a children's soccer club or even create one for local kids and whatnot. But here you, a whole senior lecturer at that you claim to be, dey think say na another vagina you suppose to dey look to enter? Anyways, I do hope you will also agree that your wife should consider a side-dick when she gets bored visiting salons and all the rest. Nonsense and eegrident. I wish I could unread that dumbfuckery ... I was trying to get to bed early tonight but now I have gone and clogged my mind with nonsense. undecided

Just listen to yourself Kobojunkiee or whatever you call yourself. Why are you like this? Pathetic undecided

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In India For Posing As Europeans Online And Duping Women by UDUJ(m): 8:42pm On Aug 24, 2023
I still cannot understand why some men bleach undecided

It really surprises me. So irritating undecided

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Family / Re: (updated, they all died)Black Cockroach Is Killing Me. by UDUJ(m): 2:34am On Aug 24, 2023
Jayjay9991:
I moved into a new state in January, few months ago, I started noticing black cockroach, this very type all around my room, mostly In the kitchen, I've bought bagon and double cleaned the whole place but no matter how hard I try,they keep increasing in numbers.

My 55 inches TV was damaged my me because I see this cockroachea coming out from the open space, all my electronics now have this black cockroach inside them, making me to open and often destroy my electronics. I've damaged my TV and microwave while trying to remove these cockroaches. I also noticed spider webs,no matter how hard I try, they will come back the follow minutes.

Help

Attached is just a free space with 1 of them. They are mostly in hundreds of thousands.

Lol cheesy grin cheesy @hundreds of thousands

That population means they own the room and not you cheesy

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Politics / Re: NERC Urges Users To Update Prepaid Meters Before November by UDUJ(m): 4:45pm On Aug 23, 2023
Why do I have this funny feeling about this? cheesy

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Romance / Re: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by UDUJ(m): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2023
thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department. She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.

Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.

Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."

Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.

Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...

I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.

Wahala dey o!

If I were you I would start avoiding her immediately.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa : Story Of Nigerians Living As Destitutes - Sky News by UDUJ(m): 3:08pm On Aug 23, 2023
Kcfresh2103:
hmm .....abeg some one should help me convert to our local currency please.
Current exchange rate please, i want to know exactly how much was invested.

11.8 million naira

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa : Story Of Nigerians Living As Destitutes - Sky News by UDUJ(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2023
This is laughable

Majority of them sold their houses and landed properties.

Others left high paying jobs for the mirage of the UK

SMH

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