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Business / Re: Stop Using Easy Passwords For Your ATM Cards, Mobile banki. A Nairalander Warns. by udumosam23(m): 8:07am On Sep 27, 2017
Forget all these jargons. These rules are for the 18th century.

The security of your money is your banks responsibility.

1. If someone lay hold of your atm card, your pin don't count.

2. If someone gets details of your card, you're in trouble.

3. If someone get hold of your phone, you're finished.

4. If someone has your phone and atm card at the same time for more than 5 minutes, you're totally finished.

My advice if you have money.

1. Set a limit to the amount you can withdraw with your card.

2. Disable your card from online purchase if you don't use the service.

3. Have a strong code for your phone and a 3rd party authentication for your mails.

4. Don't keep money for long in your current account. Don't apply for a card to your savings account.

5. Have your bankers details off the the sleeve. Be acquainted on how to stop a check, cancel or stop a transaction, in less than a minute.

6. Get a good phone. Use a good bank. Be smart.

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Car Talk / Re: Some Mechanics Cannot Make Heaven - Read AIT's Presenter Ordeal With A Mechanic by udumosam23(m): 7:34am On Sep 27, 2017
Only this? If i begin narrate stories of what i passed through in the hands of mechanics, tailors, doctors/pharmarcist, bankers self join the disappoint. You go cry for me.

Who is left out was it my teacher in secondary school or lecturers in the university? For you to feel this disappointed in a little matter as this in Nigeria, surely you no grow here.

Just yesterday i ask my wife to take my baby to a private hospital to find out what is wrong with her. They did a few diagnosis and came out with a name. She came back told me our child is suffering from upper respiratory track infection.

I asked what drug they gave her, she said they demanded 10k she didnt go with that much. I asked a doctor friend who told me not to be perturbed, it's just common cold found in children of that age.

So i was wondering why the big grammer if the doctor can simply mention common cold.

So you see madam, that's the way Nigeria is programmed. We think of nothing else than to extort each other.

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Business / Re: Get Instant Loans Here! by udumosam23(m): 7:09pm On Sep 26, 2017
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Gaming / Re: What's The One Game You Never Finished And Why?? by udumosam23(m): 5:16pm On Sep 26, 2017
PurestBoy:
Candy Crush . . . Level 417

What? And I'm here feeling achieved at level 399.
Politics / Re: Biafra: Letter To Nnamdi Kanu By Reuben Abati by udumosam23(m): 9:08am On Sep 26, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
I don't believe that Reuben Abati wrote this.


Since the attack on Kanu, many people are now sympathetic to IPOB


Don't be deceived by the silence of the graveyard


People are angry with the government and if the government fails to address the root cause of their complains, more will join Kanu.

Exactly my thoughts, sincerely i am not ibo, but in my mind I've casted my vote for biafra. Nigeria belongs to the a certain people.

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Business / Re: Banks Risk Legal Suits For Deducting Stamp Duties From Customers’ Accounts by udumosam23(m): 7:57am On Sep 26, 2017
I stopped using my account when i realised that for every money posted into it even from sales pos attracts a 50 naira stamp duty, they charged me like 5000 in one week.

Guy i got to flee for my life.

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Politics / Re: Okey Bakassi Jokes With Buhari's Latest Trip To London @the Other News (VIDEO) by udumosam23(m): 8:35am On Sep 23, 2017
Lols
Family / Re: True Or False About Africa??? by udumosam23(m): 8:26am On Sep 23, 2017
Guh
Business / Re: Four Banks Trading Below Minimum Liquidity Ratio – MPC Members by udumosam23(m): 7:45am On Sep 21, 2017
ultimate73:
Heritage

Keystone

FCMB

Diamond

So far you're the closest. Excpt for diamond.
Crime / Re: Customs Impounds 475 Rifles At Lagos Tin Can Port Again by udumosam23(m): 7:12am On Sep 20, 2017
Is it that there is none to give wise counsel to the govt, or we just to be foolish in every move?

1. Peace has never been achieved by force, and the person that is likely to cause you more harm is the one you've considered "beaten".

2. Subjecting the Ibops by force to go underground will only result in guerrilla fight which is more dangerious. Can't they learn from history? Killing the leader of any rascal group has never been a solution.

3. The treaty signed by the president sometime last year aligning Nigeria to other islamic countries in the fight against terrorism arouse suspect in the way and manner it was done. Branding ibop a terrorist organization in such a hasty move will only drive home the suspicion of many.

4. There are already strong evidence to indict the Nigeria govt, the govt speech of letters by Igbos will only worsen it and draw attention of more international communities. Why can't govt just do her thing discreetly. The matter is bad already, they keep making it worse.

5. And now arms discovery has been linked without thoughts to Igbos, do we think we can contain it if eventually Igbos accept to go by that derogation and align with other terrorists that are already enemies of Nigeria? The boko boys are already a pain in the ass, yet we want to add salt to injury.

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Phones / Re: How Are You Preparing For The Glo Free Data Day? by udumosam23(m): 7:32am On Sep 19, 2017
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Politics / Re: If You Were The Federal Govt, How Would You Have Handled Nnamdi Kanu? by udumosam23(m): 8:03am On Sep 15, 2017
Syphax:

Just organize a referendum. Why should Unity be by force?

I wonder who is advising the president. There are subtile ways of handling issues like this. Begining from your speech, never be against agitation of any people. Listen to them and give them an assurance, a hope you can even side with them even when you know their request is not possible anytime soon.

For instance in this case, the president can invite IPOB leasers, have a dialog and a set day for a referrandum which will be no less than a year time. There won't be agaitation any longer. Then you do your underground work to ensure the vote in favor against biafra.

When you realize the vote will go in favor you postpone date and keep talking sweet. Sincerely this is what i had expected the govt to do.
Politics / Re: If You Were The Federal Govt, How Would You Have Handled Nnamdi Kanu? by udumosam23(m): 7:51am On Sep 15, 2017
Ww
Politics / Re: Video: See What IPOB Members Did After Soldiers Forced Them To Drink Mud Water by udumosam23(m): 7:39am On Sep 15, 2017
funlord:



Expecting the impending "operation cobra dab" to finally ensure that sense falls on these jobless twats soon enough! Noisy miscreants


grin grin grin

Only cobra dab? Take it to air. Bring in operation eagle dive abi na hawk. Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, France And Chad Teetering On The Brink Of War. by udumosam23(m): 6:56am On Sep 14, 2017
What did you expect? Do you think the recent purchase of arms tanks and jets was for a movie role? For Nigeria to have spent that outragious amount at a time when the economy is sinking would've given you a signal already.


They're only testing their new purchase sha. I blame the US.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman: "Why A Marriage Can Be Dissolved" (VIDEO) by udumosam23(m): 10:47pm On Sep 12, 2017
nefertitiram:
A marriage based on lies can be annulled, it is not called a divorce but an annulment, based on the premise of "it never happened in the first place" because it was built on lies and deception. The catholic church also annuls such marriages. I know this because I married in a catholic church.
There are two ways to legally end a marriage - annulment and divorce. An annulment is a legal procedure which cancels a marriage between a man and a woman. Annulling a marriage is as though it is completely erased - legally, it declares that the marriage never technically existed and was never valid. So if a man or a woman lies about his or fertility or HIV or mental status, and the spouse finds out, the marriage is rendered invalid and can be dissolved almost instantly. Like it never happened.

As for divorce, this doesn't happen in the church, only in the law court. The church can encourage separation and sue for peace esp in issues of domestic violence but divorce cannot happen. And if you chose to separate from your partner, you must remain unmarried, until death do you part.


So Apostle suleiman is correct in this case


I'm learning, seriously learning
Politics / Re: Soldiers Trying To Enter Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia (Photos, Video) by udumosam23(m): 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2017
eagleeye2:
after storming the area with about 15 armored trucks and 20 lorries .




.
For someone who is not Armed?


Yet they went back emty handed.
Properties / Re: FG Must Take Over Empty Houses In Abuja And Sell Them - Obono-obla by udumosam23(m): 5:32am On Sep 06, 2017
Ok
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by udumosam23(m): 7:59pm On Sep 01, 2017
EniHolar:


Yes... My account number


Badooo,
Politics / Re: Okorocha Bans Keke Napep In Owerri, Replaces Them With 2000 Wagons (Photos) by udumosam23(m): 9:42pm On Aug 31, 2017
brainpulse:
Shut the F up, you guys are never satisfied. He scraped a tight 3 sitter box and gave a convenient 4 sitter car. Why must he give it for free, how much do you think such car cost, or you don't want to pay back. You better go grab yours.

1. What's wrong with keke? What was the reason for the barn? The barn of okada was understandable to reduce crime and accidents, but keke... Why?

2. Buying of cars, not a bad idea, but why barn the keke to provide the cars which was obviously your business? Why force people into debts when they can easily raise money with their keke to afford similar cars on a far lower rate.

3. Rochas I mean why put people in more bondage when you can actually free them.
Make those taxi a choice, allow keke drivers continue in their business. Some could actually choose the taxis over their keke, let it be a choice.

4. The heat you've caused in the market destruction is still fresh in the minds if those who lost valuable goods and properties. You had your reasons I know, but look through the eyes of the people you'll see other reasons.

5. There are a lot of things your state will do to create wealth and job opportunities with the amount you just wasted on taxis that is far less important for a state project.

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Politics / Re: Who Can Lead The PDP Back To Aso Rock? by udumosam23(m): 5:32pm On Aug 29, 2017
Give Sanusi/Donald Duke ticket a trial and see miracle

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Travel / Re: Afi Mountain Wildlife Sanctuary Cross River: Photos & What To Know by udumosam23(m): 3:57am On Aug 28, 2017
ennysuccess:
That gorilla looks like someone cheesy


Yeso, I know him. It looks like a former president.


I mean youth president oo, (b4 the army will start coming).

Somebody cannot talk in peace again
Education / Re: Festus Disappears With ATM Cards Of Madonna University Students by udumosam23(m): 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2017
drbarz:


You must be very stupid to make such comments.
Do you have the slightest clue as to the circumstances surrounding these students in that school?
Before you open your ignorant mouth, ask questions.

Students are confined to a large expanse of land with monopoly as the order of the day, no permission to leave the school premises, strict rules and regulations, heavy fines, and no commercial banks within the location of the school. Tell me, what choices did they have? Giving out ATM cards have been a routine and a means of survival. If anything, this should be an eye opener to the management of the school. Some of their so called rules should be lifted. The students go through too much stress physically, mentally, emotionally, and even spiritually to be affected financially as well.

Who knows the school authority? I can be extent an agent banking point in the school premise to save them such risks in the future. With Lisanet Intergrity & technology, they can make deposits, withdrawal, transfers and bill payments including recharge cards and data subscriptions.

My charges are very mild. In fact I charge b/w 100 to 300 for transactions from 1k to 50k. Get a Lisanet Paypoint around you, save yourself the stress moving or sending someone to the bank.
Politics / Re: FFK Reacts To Reports Of Rat Invasion In President buhari's Office by udumosam23(m): 7:22am On Aug 23, 2017
Dd
Phones / Re: ‘internet Usage Low In Bayelsa, Yobe, Ebonyi States, Others’ by udumosam23(m): 7:09am On Aug 23, 2017
Abeg make una help me tell access bank say, if dem charge me this outrageous amount for stamp duty again ehn,

I go close down my account, tear my bank book, burn my token, fling their calendar wey dey my house comot outside.

Then jejely go me first bank go open another account.

Which kind nonsense be this naa?

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Politics / Re: Rutile, Galena, Uranium Discovered In Cross River State By Chinese Men (Photos) by udumosam23(m): 9:28am On Aug 22, 2017
Crixina:
I am,
In fact let me coman be going back to my village.

As in ehn, why uranium in Idomi? Hope the millatary will not take over my little community?

Extractions started some months ago and some Chinese came with machines and were moving some resources we don't understand. We had to protest and stop them.

The youths insist they build their factory there or stop mining.
Career / Re: NBS: Banks Sacked 360 Workers Every Week From January To June by udumosam23(m): 9:19am On Aug 22, 2017
Partnerbiz3:

Pls how do these paypoints work!
Can one venture into same as an agent?


All you need is a POS or MPOS, especially if you're into business already. I started as a heritage bank agent. I've made a company out of it.

Now I have 6 paypoints. All in cross river. It doesn't take much. Just register as an agent, get a good tablet or phone, you'll be given a POS. Start making money form 100 or 200 naira charges for every transaction completed.

Pls pm me for more details if you're interested. Or simply indicate interest on agent banking formally by sending a mail to lisanet.intergrity@yahoo.com
Career / Re: NBS: Banks Sacked 360 Workers Every Week From January To June by udumosam23(m): 8:51am On Aug 22, 2017
What do you expect? If it were you would you keep and continue to pay for labour you don't use? With digital and agent banking outlet everywhere.

I'll rather they send the staff as agents or marketers in the field. There are still a lot of unbanned areas. Build up an extension or a Paypoint in all of these rural communities to save them fare to reach the bank in urban areas.

There are still a lot of people that have no account at all, and still move about with huge money on them.

Rather than sack them, make them agency or agents, equip them to go to the field. There is still work to do.
Travel / Re: Hot And Cold Stream In Ugep, Cross River State, Discovered By A Hunter by udumosam23(m): 7:37am On Aug 18, 2017
OKANGPRECIOUS:
Go there at your own risk.

This is s bait to attract more human meat for their consumption.

The only flesh eaters in CRS.


And you think its easy to eat a human being? You've got to have a scary notoriority to keep your tradition active.

All the noise about Ugep eating humans is not true as you think. Almost 40% of residents at Ugep are now strangers. You just need to respect our culture. We're hospitable and entertaining.







Travel / Re: Hot And Cold Stream In Ugep, Cross River State, Discovered By A Hunter by udumosam23(m): 7:24am On Aug 18, 2017
opeolu202:
Ugep wey dem dey chop human flesh


Careful, very careful.

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Travel / Re: Hot And Cold Stream In Ugep, Cross River State, Discovered By A Hunter by udumosam23(m): 7:22am On Aug 18, 2017
ponki:
I find this very difficult to believe
Mr poster undecided undecided


As in ehn, me Ugep born, inside Ugep only get to hear this in nairaland. Let me investigate first.
Food / Re: Man Finds Fish While Excavating A Residential Area In Bayelsa. Photo by udumosam23(m): 4:42pm On Aug 15, 2017
Hehehe, this Okama Abe aka kedumbelele

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