dangwarmai:
Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow. Hahaha...

The devils advocate

bkool7:
" My name is
Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the
Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus
Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a
murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in
this life or the next."


My best movie EVER!

I've to playback this part like 5 times first day I watched the movie.

mofeoluwadassah:
sorry to say,the man is not in his right sense,cant he jxt go 2 d bank himself and withdraw the money for them....whats the need for him 2 give them his atm card or he is trying to show off

I've been in that situation once, needed to make an urgent cash payment on a Saturday, got some money in the account but the crowd in the bank was something else. Had to take a loan, using my ATM as collateral. Twas funny, but that was the only option I was given by my trader neighbour.

Hmmm.

I still don't understand.

1. Did everyone knows that the bishop of a guy is a druglord (even the governor and the church) before the attack? If yes both the church leaders and the governor should be held responsible for aiding and abating crime. If no then it leads to the next question.

2. How did they know and come to conclusion without the arrest of anyone the drug is the reason for killing, and the people came particularly for the bishop guy?
Or did the gun men mention his name while shooting?

3. They appear to have preknowlege of the incident as they knew it was the reason the bishop guy flew outta the country, what security modalities did they put in place to fore install the occurrence and put the public to safety, for as it appears even the father of the bishop guy knew what was coming hence his disappearance from the church.

4. The people murdered where they the ones close to the relatives, beneficiaries of the relatives wealth, or they're just close to the entrance of the church?

5. There had been no time the government of Nigeria has been this swift to respond to incidence like this even when an entire community was massacred, why is this particular case different?

6. How many people were actually killed? How many people did the killing? How did they come and how did they leave? Who did they speak to and what did they say? How do they look like?


Let us stop politicising this issue, and look carefully into some details that aren't revealed yet, rather than just jump into conclusion.

For all I care, it can be an assisination attempt targeted at just one person for some unknown reasons. It could also be a political frame up. I just don't trust anybody on this one.

Let them carry out a careful investigation.

NwaAmaikpe:



I don't use generators in any of my houses but I have constant power supply.

Luckily for me my house in the town is near a telecom mast,

And the one in the village is next to a bank.
All I did, was to get a good electrician and asked him to explain the phrase 'tapping current'

If that can be done without a cable, then I need to see that electrician. I practically share same wall with mtn mast.

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ogorwyne:

You know what happens to spoilt things ba?

Your dp make sense sha, God take time create you o. If na you be that, then forget those people wet say you no fine. Dem dey lie.

ANIEXTY:
I just heard one kidney is #50 million...... Are you thinking what i'm thinking ?

Pls how long can I survive with the remaining one?

Goddex:
Wow . . . . what an explosive interview.
We still have honest Hausa/Fulani out there

To be honest I'm suprised myself. I like transparent people. Even though this is coming late, I still appreciate he is saying fact without bias.

vinceyinnovation:
i am in cross river, calabar south precisely. i want to be an agent. what should i do next

There are propose points in biase, Akamkpa and Akpabuyo area. If you can work in any of this places, then you're welcome to pick a form with us.

Send a mail requesting a form as an agent to lisanet.intergrity@yahoo.com

We'll reply with two forms, one for you and one for your guarantor. Fill both and send back to is with all required documents. We'll invite you for a training on set day, then equip you to run a point either sponsored by an individual or the company.

Pcharles2:
I live in Abakaliki. What Should I Do?

Depends on what you want.

1. To be an agent; register with us, get trained, employed to manage a point.

2. To be a partner/sponsor; fund a Paypoint in your location or any location closest to you. Get 30% of all interest made in that location.

3. As an investor; bank your money with us, get 10% of your capital monthly for any amount from 100k to 1m.

Carmal90:



Interested but not in the afro mentioned state.

OK, our operational limits for now is within the above mentioned states.

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6. Registering for and developing agent banking payment platform with banks and other financial institutions; Completed.

7. Establishing business relationship with banks, key players and vendors in the industry; Completed.

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Mightyraw:
I don't know if Y'all think it's magic, I opened someone else car before,
A client came to our office for inverters and battery, so the man game me his car keys to drop the batteries in the boot,
I gat downstairs drop the batteries (4 of it) in the car,
Only for the man to go down and call that the batteries are not there,
Turn out I opened a wrong car with the keys,
We had to wait for the owner to come, the man don't believe it and asked me to open again,
Click, it opened , we all had a good laugh about it

I swear this was real, I really can't forget cos each battery is worth 135k

Lols, So you freely opened to put in the batteries, but couldn't open freely to take back what was yours. Waiting for permition from owner.

The law is a wonderful thing.

iyoha240:



have you transacted on it before?

Its what I'm using presently.

Stanbic ibtc wallet. *909#

Amarabae:
hahaha. We are not talking about ikwerres here.
I am an Asa/Ndoki lady from Oyigbo Rivers state and yes I am IGBO and PROUD and also a NIGER DELTAN!
Just like the Etches, Ndonis, Egbemas etc.
Your divide and conquer game is Up.

Only interested in your identity. Never expected someone from anywhere in Oyigbo LGA to this bold about his/her identity. I have an in-law from umuagbai who will always tell you he's from portharcourt.

1. We arranged to pass the night in an uncompleted building on a vigil day. I came 10pm as schedule and waited till down, she didn't show up.

2. Paid my way to Uyo to see her, passed the night in her hostel room and used the remaining money I had on me for breakfast with her. How I came back to PH was another story.

3. Followed her to a church, got converted in the church and broke up with her immediately after service.

Psoul:



U have failed to make a reasonable comment here so far as i am concerned. That a particular Police Officer who may have lost his manners handled ur case badly and u are now advocating that everyone be treated the way that Police officer treated you. That is quite irrational.

Watch that video again and you will see that the Police Sergeant is very professional even at the face of intimidation from the S/A and his Oga in the office. He still insisted and humbled the man. He behaved as an Oversea trained officer. If majority of our Policemen will be like this Office, Police will tdruly be our friend.

I'm quite certain he behaved that way because he is the one recording the video. If there were no video recording, no Nigerian police will behave that way sir.

Something is definitely wrong with this country. We were coming back from home just yesterday and the police stopped us. My guy was asked to show his papers, he gave them.

While they were still holding it, they asked him us him to come out of his car. He asked why, and they start pointing gun and threatening to beat him up. He was forced to do everything because somehow, they've observed he is just a common man.

Now, here is someone who has given every reason to be beaten and dragged outa that car for asoulting and using faul language against an officer on duty. They're only pleading with him to open booth. Giving him that VIP consideration in the line of duty. Which means even if he had human head in that car, it wouldn't have mattered.

And you say the rich and poor are equal before the law. That is a fat lie. Even rich criminal like Evans aren't given same treatment with other regular kidnappers. All caught kidnappers were paraded sitting on the ground with their shirts removed and their weapons before them.

Evans was given a chair to sit on and the liberty to talk to press people.

papiforreal:


You stupid do we have enough instructors for other languages like Spanish and Hebrew in the country.or you mean fg should start sending people to those countries to study the languages. The last time I checked all these languages are not even significant. Student don't even give attention to them because they know they can get admission with, or with out it.

No I'm not. Sure we do have instructors for other languages. Hebrew & Greek is to Christians as Arabic is to Muslims. Any learned cleric can teach either.

They can also include Chinese and Portuguese which are more professional and business inclined. Get it?

I think the problem is not with religion and national values. But with the last optional subject.

The truth is that to complete your subjects, you must either choose Arabic studies or French. Christians think it is a slide because Arabic is related to Islam and can be thought by any Muslim scholar. While French has very limited teachers. So, students will be left with no choice than to sturdy Arabic.

It would have been better if more foreign languages are added to the option. This way, students who don't want to sturdy Arabic will have wider options.

The problem is not in the merging of subjects into civil and national values. schools can determine which religion to teach in place of the other.

The problem lies with the seventh subject. Either Arabic or French. Now the question is why Arabic? Why not any other foreign language.

There are more important languages than Arabic which as far as I'm concerned is not different from Islam.

Students will be left with no option than to sturdy Arabic in place of French because of the limited number of French teachers across the country as compared to Arabic that every Muslim can teach.

The solution is, if you must bring in Arabic, then increase the number of optional languages to balance the odd. It won't be wrong bringing in Hebrew, Greek or Latin to correspond the slide.

greenhulk:
This news is fake, video is too short to prove the Op, but of course bloggers will write anything to generate traffic. Why would a policeman use POS to extort? Wat sense does it make? paying with cash is untraceable while pos is traceable... do the maths. maybe someone someone is making report about paying with POS and his card has been charged while seller said otherwise, or police said what's in ur bag, man brings out POS, could be anything.

Don't mind bloggers. I render POS services, I can relate to what happened here. Most likely the nearest bank isn't paying or crowded or better still far. So the police not willing to leave his duty post invited the guy to pay either him or that Oga beside him so as to get some tips.

No policeman will use a POS, it will be plain stupid.

Olutola88:
People say there are 1001 profitable businesses to invest in, but the only problem is capital. As far as I am concerned most of the people in this category just blab as they might not even know what to invest in when such capital comes their way. I have asked for business ideas on this forum before now but it is so pathetic that I didn't get something outstanding.

This time around, I want to be precise, maybe that will help.
1. I am a Banker (my schedule is tight)
2. I need a business that requires not more than 1Million naira as capital
3. A business that can fetch me a PROFIT of 4k per day(say #100,000 per month). I am sure I'm not asking for too much
4. I want a business that requires little supervision as I won't be on ground most time.

Note; scammers, don't bother trying your luck on this thread cos if you do, you'll wish you never knew Nairaland.

Thank you.

Depending on the bank you work, if it first bank or access we can partner. I'm into Agent banking/POS services. Just get a POS from your bank, we can give you a point you can easily monitor. Give you a trained agent and since you're a banker, you can monitor transactions online.

It doesn't even take up to that amount to make 4k daily.

Was stooling, managed to take it to school, as I was been flogged for coming late, I didn't know how it happened.

Had to walk back home with flies coming after me.

I only scroll down to check on the snake that eats crocodile.

Ndunbele. Yakurr.

caesaraba:


Okay, I want this.

You can have it. A good marriage don't fall like a thunder bolt from heaven. Neighther does it come from wishful thinking. Every good marriage is made.

Make your home sir. It's possible with God.

Destined2win:
Your marriage is blessed

Thanks