Am I the only person who finds this picture very funny?

It absolutely depicts the way they should feel about us. They already know they aren't trusted no more.

Liftkid:
Odeshi or juju is real to an extent.

During my secondary School days, when boys dey threaten us for hood and school. My friend stone took us to one Mr Last Kobo and he prepared a charm for us.

He didn't really shoot us after fortifying us as he had no Gun but he stabbed us with knife and axed us but we were never penetrated.

We were advised against sharing egg with someone else, mounting a girl seeing her monthly visitor and sharing razor blade.

This lasted for over 2 years. Playing with knife doesn't seem like anything for me and friends. Sometimes, I would ask my cousins to stab me and they would be scared.

Later 2012, I traveled to Ibadan and told my elder brother and he took me to christmatic and I was prayed for. After that confession and prayers,I started doing all of those things last Kobo advised us not to.

I later tried to stab myself one afternoon with the kitchen knife and I was penetrated.


With this little experience I can say... Juju is real to an extent.

I also had a "stone" friend during my secondary school days with similar characteristics. We use it to bully boys from from neighboring schools. Same stone guy will fling his shirt up and it won't come down.

Foundation comprehensive college made me see things Sha.

Carmal90:


Hi,
Do you mean investors get 2.5 per month??
Meaning if I deposit 1M now, na 25k I go get monthly? On 1M?

Yes. That's what it means. You also get back your 1m at expiration of the tenure of your deposit, which mustn't be less than 1yr.

chinochizzy:
Am interested in this POS business my location is Lagos State,

Hit me up let chat

Emzeymanuel11:
Tell me more about the pos business and its commission package

1. We facilitate distribution of interswitch configured POS machines.
- Agents pay 30 naira flat rate charge for all transactions from 1k-300k to our agency.
- Customer is debited 10 naira for amount below 10k, 26 naira for amount below 50k, and 52 naira for above 50k-300k. That's all for internal charges. No other hidden bank charges.
- POS is Electronic transfer machine, can complete card transfers directly to 3rd party.
- All transactions have instant value.
- Will take only 48k to process and POS machine will be ready in less than two weeks after payment is made.
- POS has a benchmark of 200 transactions or above after first month of claim.

2. We are open to partners or super agents in the distribution of our POS.
- Partner will fill a registration form and submit online.
- partner buys POS machines (pax s90) from our recommended companies/organizations.
- We identify and configure POS and send to Partner. (if they so desire)
- Partner dispatch POS to agents around him/her. (we help partner dispatch if need be)
- partner charges 30 naira or more from agents per transaction
- partner pays 15 naira to our agency per transaction.
- maximum number of POS machine to be purchased by a partner is 10 at a time. Minimum is 4.

- only one partner will be accepted in an area. Only 3 partners will be accepted in a state except Lagos.

This offer is open only for a limited time.

3. We are also open to investors (financial) to fund some of our agency paypoints.

- investor fills and submit an agreement form online.
- investor lodges certain amount not below 200k and not above 2m.
- investors now get 2.5% monthly for all amount invested.
- investors get back their initial capital at the expiration of agreed period of investment.
This offer also is open for a limited time.

08066016141 call/watsapp

1. We facilitate distribution of interswitch configured POS machines.
- Agents pay 30 naira flat rate charge for all transactions from 1k-300k to our agency.
- Customer is debited 10 naira for amount below 10k, 26 naira for amount below 50k, and 52 naira for above 50k-300k. That's all for internal charges. No other hidden bank charges.
- POS is Electronic transfer machine, can complete card transfers directly to 3rd party.
- All transactions have instant value.
- Will take only 48k to process and POS machine will be ready in less than two weeks after payment is made.
- POS has a benchmark of 200 transactions or above after first month of claim.

2. We are open to partners or super agents in the distribution of our POS.
- Partner will fill a registration form and submit online.
- partner buys POS machines (pax s90) from our recommended companies/organizations.
- We identify and configure POS and send to Partner. (if they so desire)
- Partner dispatch POS to agents around him/her. (we help partner dispatch if need be)
- partner charges 30 naira or more from agents per transaction
- partner pays 15 naira to our agency per transaction.
- maximum number of POS machine to be purchased by a partner is 10 at a time. Minimum is 4.

- only one partner will be accepted in an area. Only 3 partners will be accepted in a state except Lagos.

This offer is open only for a limited time.

3. We are also open to investors (financial) to fund some of our agency paypoints.

- investor fills and submit an agreement form online.
- investor lodges certain amount not below 200k and not above 2m.
- investors now get 2.5% monthly for all amount invested.
- investors get back their initial capital at the expiration of agreed period of investment.
This offer also is open for a limited time.

08066016141 call/watsapp

1. We facilitate distribution of interswitch configured POS machines.
- Agents pay 30 naira flat rate charge for all transactions from 1k-300k to our agency.
- Customer is debited 10 naira for amount below 10k, 26 naira for amount below 50k, and 52 naira for above 50k-300k. That's all for internal charges. No other hidden bank charges.
- POS is Electronic transfer machine, can complete card transfers directly to 3rd party.
- All transactions have instant value.
- Will take only 48k to process and POS machine will be ready in less than two weeks after payment is made.
- POS has a benchmark of 200 transactions or above after first month of claim.

2. We are open to partners or super agents in the distribution of our POS.
- Partner will fill a registration form and submit online.
- partner buys POS machines (pax s90) from our recommended companies/organizations.
- We identify and configure POS and send to Partner. (if they so desire)
- Partner dispatch POS to agents around him/her. (we help partner dispatch if need be)
- partner charges 30 naira or more from agents per transaction
- partner pays 15 naira to our agency per transaction.
- maximum number of POS machine to be purchased by a partner is 10 at a time. Minimum is 4.

- only one partner will be accepted in an area. Only 3 partners will be accepted in a state except Lagos.

This offer is open only for a limited time.

3. We are also open to investors (financial) to fund some of our agency paypoints.

- investor fills and submit an agreement form online.
- investor lodges certain amount not below 200k and not above 2m.
- investors now get 2.5% monthly for all amount invested.
- investors get back their initial capital at the expiration of agreed period of investment.
This offer also is open for a limited time.

08066016141 call/watsapp

1. We facilitate distribution of interswitch configured POS machines.
- Agents pay 30 naira flat rate charge for all transactions from 1k-300k to our agency.
- Customer is debited 10 naira for amount below 10k, 26 naira for amount below 50k, and 52 naira for above 50k-300k. That's all for internal charges. No other hidden bank charges.
- POS is Electronic transfer machine, can complete card transfers directly to 3rd party.
- All transactions have instant value.
- Will take only 48k to process and POS machine will be ready in less than two weeks after payment is made.
- POS has a benchmark of 200 transactions or above after first month of claim.

2. We are open to partners or super agents in the distribution of our POS.
- Partner will fill a registration form and submit online.
- partner buys POS machines (pax s90) from our recommended companies/organizations.
- We identify and configure POS and send to Partner. (if they so desire)
- Partner dispatch POS to agents around him/her. (we help partner dispatch if need be)
- partner charges 30 naira or more from agents per transaction
- partner pays 15 naira to our agency per transaction.
- maximum number of POS machine to be purchased by a partner is 10 at a time. Minimum is 4.

- only one partner will be accepted in an area. Only 3 partners will be accepted in a state except Lagos.

This offer is open only for a limited time.

3. We are also open to investors (financial) to fund some of our agency paypoints.

- investor fills and submit an agreement form online.
- investor lodges certain amount not below 200k and not above 2m.
- investors now get 2.5% monthly for all amount invested.
- investors get back their initial capital at the expiration of agreed period of investment.
This offer also is open for a limited time.

08066016141 call/watsapp

BiyeR:
Please I just want to start the business, which pos machine should I go for?
I'm thinking of going for baxi is it OK or you would suggest another product. Getting from the bank is nearly impossible.
Thanks.

The best option for beginners is first monie or access closa

ChybuzzDD:


How did this case end, bros?

I made my bank flag her account. It took some time, but her husband mistakenly transfered some huge money meant for burial to the account.

They tried withdrawing but couldn't. The bank had to point out the case when she visited. So one faithful day I got a call to send my account number.

Na so I take recover my money o.

B3ACHSIDE:
That is why it's optional . No one is forcing anyone , but know that there are thousands of people from Akwa ibom living and working peacefully at Crossriver and there's not up to 500 people from Cross river living at Akwa ibom. Also,based on my research , the Obong of Calabar recommended two akwa ibom individuals(Esin- Oron)& (Bassey -Eket) as commissioners . No one from Cross river has been employed or appointed by the Akwa ibom government . In fact ,investigative records reveal numerous past antagonism towards Cross river individuals in positions of Power at Akwa ibom.
And also reveals that Cross river has always been Cordial to Akwa ibom.

Did you know Tokyo is the same size as Cross river & Akwa ibom combined and has three deep seaports? Nothing wrong with having two deep seaports in the same area, but the problem is that the Nigerian leaders are not collaborative , they just do their own thing trying to outsmart one another. that is why Nigeria is a failed state . I think they should collaborate and reason together more. For example , the distance between Calabar and Uyo can be 35 Minutes with a good freeway network , but do the leaders reason that way ? No. they are working with old colonial roads and doing their own thing instead of brand new urban planning and collaborative efforts. They do not understand the fact that you can not be okay if your neighbor isn't okay.
Efik,Ibibio,Oron anang eket and I think including Ejagham and Obolo are one ethnic group but due to disunity and internal squabbles, they have no voice and are viewed as volatile , weak and docile . But Akwa ibom seems to be satisfied with collecting $50 million peanut allocation per month, even though the ethnic group (95 percent offshore oil) generates $14 Billion dollars per year . They lack a united front to demand more. In fact ,there's still internal squabbles and agitations for new states within Akwa ibom.

Reason for unity has nothing to do with oil. You do not need oil revenue to build an organized society,Nigeria just has incompetent administrators.
In fact,the price of oil will keep declining and oil will be 85 % Obsolete by 2030 . And based on my own findings , there are resources that Cross river has that will be in demand within a few years . I think the leaders are not doing a good job and are wasting money on irrelevant white elephant projects ,and such methods will ensure the place remains a shithole for a long time .

It was rumored that uranium is been mined illegally somewhere in cross river.

Someone should hold him, he can't die now, not now.

Man-U today na die be that, we dey go up.

Wow, did I just read all these? For the first time after a long while. Now these are the kind of posts I registers for in this forum.

Pls I'll look forward for a counter opinion or I'll absorb this as part of my history line.

Exclusively for existing agents who can guarantee 200 transactions monthly.

Our POS charges customers 10 for all transactions below 10,000 and 26 naira for all transactions above 10k-200k.

Our organization charges the agent 30 naira flat rate for all transactions. Generally the total amount is 40 naira for transactions below 10k and 56 naira for transactions above 10k-200k.

Everything you spend from registration to the point you acquire the POS is 48-50k depending on location. POS takes two weeks or less to get to you after payment is completed.

POS is ETM (electronic transfer machine) which means you get instant payments for your transaction.

POS is enabled for third party transfer. Which means you can transfer directly from one account to another account with the use of ATM card.

If interested call or watsapp 08066016141

Thief. If you like no return person money.
You even get the affront to report yourself here, idiot.

Ogborokiri:
am interested

08066016141

heryour64:


How am interested

Hit me up 08066016141

saheed3:
Thanks for sharing your experience here, pls I have interest in the business but I'm thinking of putting someone there. What are my chances.

Give us @Lisanet Intergrity & technology LTD your location. We'll train your staff and help you manage your biz until you learn the ropes.

You can also sponsor a paypoint in any location and get 60% of accrued interest.

olawunmi400:


Pls after d aforementioned steps,what duration will I get d Pos?

After enrollment, you'll be asked to install an app with which you can start transaction. Ideally, the POS is given to you if they assess your activities and see you're very active. Could take two weeks to 3 months depending in the branch.

empire02:
Good morning my fellow business men/women.

I'm in need of advise.

Right now, I have access to 2m that I want to invest.

I currently have a bet shop (betking) and a POS stand both doing very fine.

But the major is that I want to expand, as one needs to diverse it's investment.

With the 2m, I have in mind of opening another betshop in different locationND add POS to it. With 700_800k I'm done.

Then I want to buy a mini bus to give out to hire purchase.
This the major problem as people keep discouraging me from doing this.
A friend said I will regret buying the bus, istead I should buy land ND keep to resell later.
But as an upcoming entrepreneur, I don't need to invest in land as I want investment that involves cash flowing to enable me grow fast.

Please can anyone advise me here, I really want to buy the mini bus.

Advice needed please.

At Lisanet Intergrity & Technology LTD we care much more than you think.

1. We care about your finances and how you manage them. We can open an account for you for first bank, access bank and Rubies bank at no cost at all.
We can withdraw, deposit and transfer funds for you across all banks at very negligible rate. Most importantly, we can render these services to you at the comfort of your home in any town or village we have a paypoint.

2. We care about your connections. We ensure you never run out of data, we offer you enough to keep you online 24/7. 30 days subscription for all networks for as low as 400 for 1gb, 800 for 2gb and 1200 for 3gb etc.

3. We care about your future. We introduce you to our multiple investment plans.

a. SPONSOR: Sponsor a paypoint in any designated location, get 40% of interest realised by the end of the month.

b. INVEST: Fix any amount not below 200k or above 5m. Earn 2.5% monthly plus your ROI at the expiration of the investment tenure.

3. Be an Agent: Enroll and acquire our POS terminal and be your own boss. 26 naira internal charges, 30 naira flat rate commission to the company for all transactions.

4. We care about your business: Enroll in our daily/monthly contribution (Osusu). Operate for three months and be eligible for our business loans @ only 5% monthly interest rate.

5. We care about your Job: work with us @lisanet, earn b/w 10k-25k as a cert holder.

It doesn't matter who you are or where you are. @lisanet cares much more.

Lisanet integrity and technology LTD. Spicing up your life.

BrightShineSky9:



Can you guide me on this?
Thanks.
I will definitely appreciate it

Just walk into any first bank close to you, ask for agency banking department. Tell them you want to be a first-monie agent.

They'll give you a form. Fill and submit.They'll guide you on the rest.

Just ensure you have a shop because they'll visit before they dispatch POS to you.

ostopsmich:

Are you on WhatsApp with this number?

Yea

Legitz:
how much is the first bank POS and what's the requirements for getting the POS

Absolutely free. Just register as a first-time agent. Fund the account with a little amount which you can withdraw later on.

heryour64:
Can you drop your contact number I do 70-100 transactions daily.........it will be lovely if I can get the POS that charge #30 flat rate

08066016141

Truck biz will be a burden and great distraction for a guy of your age. You need something you can grow with and establish in future.

Real estate is good too, but you can't really do that much with that amount if you're looking at being independent as a starter.

There are several business you can start up that can blend and allow for career development and you also get your return investment within a short space if time.

Go for Fintech or agro based business. I recommend you partner with som3one with a wealth of experience first.

Covid19:
Please advice on a viable business ideas I can start with N10M? I am a Well-head Technician and I got retrenched due to Covid19.
Pls dont suggest Ponzi/Scam or Forex Trading.
scammers and rippers dont even bother...I will waste your time

Fintech, your sure bet. We can partner.

One of the major reasons why people still shy away from using POS is the high charges in some areas. If you must do well, you have to be coutious about this and take your customer relation very seriously.

For people who are already bank agents, the bank already have a back charge against the customer that covers for both the bank and the agent, so extra charge are unnecessary except for bigger amounts from 20k above.

Although most agents complain that the % isn't enough, so they add extra charges to make it up. Ideally, a customer shouldn't pay more than 100 for every 10,000 and for amounts above 50k, flat of nothing more than 500.

One of the reasons I excel wherever I open a point is charge strategy. I already know banks peg their charge at 100 below 10k, and 200 above 10k. All I have to do is charge 50 below 5k, 100 below 20k, and 200 above 20k.

Since I only pay 30 naira per transaction, I'll still have my commission even if I were to charge 50 naira flat rate for all amount.

Second strategy is I keep deposits at 200 naira flat rate, and even offer free deposit by weekend for amounts above 100k.
The reason is, I'll built a trust that will enable people do more of deposit which will help me pay those who come for withdrawal without necessarily going to the bank. Also, I can delay the deposit till 4pm if it is not urgent, then I must have rotate the money like twice.

As a beginner, I recommend you start with first bank as a first monie agent or access bank as a closa agent.

These banks are far ahead others in agency banking. Benefit is you that you have certification that will give you recognition since they have a wider coverage and they can attend to you promptly should you have any case.

If you're a pro in the business already and can guarantee at least 200 transactions monthly, contact me in person for a terminal that charges you 30 naira flat rate for all transactions.