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Politics / Re: APC’s Bago Wins Niger Governorship Election by Ugaboy: 3:40pm On Mar 20, 2023
Congratulations to the smart party.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Trying To Smuggle Cigarettes From Nigeria To Newcastle by Ugaboy: 3:37pm On Mar 20, 2023
Small opportunity, Some flat-headed bigot will waste it.

I don't know the confidence people have in committing a crime.

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Politics / Re: Gov Election 2023: Sanwo-olu Wins Tinubu Polling Unit Amid Low Turnout by Ugaboy: 4:58pm On Mar 18, 2023
The definition of democracy is personal, what we call democracy is differ between citizens, leaders, and followers of particular leaders.

So, I'm against humans attacking others & forcing them to dance to their tune.

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Politics / Re: Elections: Thugs Invade Lagos Polling Units, Smash Bottles On Voter’s Head by Ugaboy: 4:15pm On Mar 18, 2023
Thugs Jokingly smatch bottle on Voters head

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Politics / Re: Lagos Election Violence: "Was MC Oluomo Really Joking?" - Rudeboy Slams Police by Ugaboy: 4:13pm On Mar 18, 2023
Politics / Re: Rivers State Already Uploaded 2 Faulty Results Into The IREV Portal by Ugaboy: 2:43pm On Mar 18, 2023
floret23:
But it will be worse if we all ignore Politics for Polithiefcians.
it's hurt when people ignore you.
Politics / Re: Rivers State Already Uploaded 2 Faulty Results Into The IREV Portal by Ugaboy: 1:46pm On Mar 18, 2023
Be concerned about elections and politics in Nigeria... Is one of the symptoms of sadness, depression, moodiness, and bad energy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Face Chelsea In Champions League Quarters, Man City Meet Bayern by Ugaboy: 8:06pm On Mar 17, 2023
Drop Like if u think Real Madrid will win

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Phones / Re: HELP: I Need To Backdate An Email, Pleaassse How Do I Do It? by Ugaboy: 12:59pm On Feb 27, 2023
SmartGadgetz:
Help or any advise?
how much can u pay
Business / Searching For A Data Analyst For Your Projects Or Start A Career With? by Ugaboy: 8:13am On Feb 21, 2023
Do you need a competent data analyst for your projects?...watch this short clip, these are just some of my public work
click the link below to see other public dashboards or analysis

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/christopherpaulphillip/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZnWLn9pS70

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Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Bauchi (Aerial View Pix) by Ugaboy: 9:46am On Feb 08, 2023
How people still come out for this cashless situations... This is not ordinary.

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Family / Re: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Ugaboy: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2023
Sheistoopretty:


That's not for Nigerian men, Nigerian men can be Poverty-stricken and still giving birth to children like rabbits grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just take a look around u, isn't it poor men who are having majority of kids? If u had said foreign men, I will understand

Nigerian men are just Us*less.......all of them grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
may u marry a useless man out of the men u mention
Romance / Re: A Nairaland Got Married To His Beautiful Bride after 6 years of dating by Ugaboy: 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2023
siofra:
So, what am I doing wrong

I've been looking for husband on nairaland for thirteen years and I'm almost 40 angry
lolz, I will marry u
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Begins Operation Still Waters In Lagos Ahead Of Election by Ugaboy: 6:35am On Feb 02, 2023
Is this not the Job of a police

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Politics / Re: INEC Office In Idemili South, Anambra Burnt (Pictures) by Ugaboy: 6:34am On Feb 02, 2023
Igbo decide
Programming / Re: Tableau Vs PowerBi: Which Of This Is Your Favorite For Analysis? by Ugaboy: 11:23am On Jan 20, 2023
JoyousFurnitire:
Haven't used either since I last used them (about 5-6 years ago). Then, for me it was Power BI for presentation (better graphics) Tableau for table generation.

Yeah, PowerBi has better graphics and colors... You can get color HEX/RGB code for tableau.
Just like importing custom placeholder/Bin

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Programming / Re: Tableau Vs PowerBi: Which Of This Is Your Favorite For Analysis? by Ugaboy: 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2023
Likes for PowerBi

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Programming / Re: Tableau Vs PowerBi: Which Of This Is Your Favorite For Analysis? by Ugaboy: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2023
Like For Tableau

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Programming / Tableau Vs PowerBi: Which Of This Is Your Favorite For Analysis? by Ugaboy: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2023
I was having brief conversation with a friend concerning PowerBi and Tableau.

I realized so many Nigerian Analyst love using PowerBi and most industry, Firms or company prefer PBI in Nigeria

While European, Asians prefer Tableau, for American the interest is divided.

Currently I use both PowerBi and Tableau proficiently, but I love Tableau in all ramifications, I can use parameters, filters, groups, sets to solves problems without doing much on calculation field.

While PowereBi, I have to start writing so many DAX code and running back to Excel to validate my report.

So therefore, Tableau is my first love

Drop you likes and opinion on both

Cc: Seun, myd44, Lalasticlala

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Crime / Re: A Friend Of Mine Died Of Colorado (drugs) by Ugaboy: 7:48am On Jan 19, 2023
kingthreat:


Madness dey him own. No disturb anybody. Man pikin come dey go find madness.

They always took pride of how many they can smoke in space of an hour.

And it always piss me off.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Data Analyst by Ugaboy: 11:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
This is small nah
Crime / Re: A Friend Of Mine Died Of Colorado (drugs) by Ugaboy: 10:59pm On Jan 18, 2023
A friend ran mad to the market... Over the same drugs
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Unemployed Consider This by Ugaboy: 6:12am On Jan 13, 2023
IyaTola:
If you are unemployed or Underemployed; Stop Sitting at Home;
Consider this

A lot of people have reached out to say it is difficult to get a job without having an influential connection, I totally disagree.

The problem is most of us sit down and expect jobs to come to us.

Employers don't owe you any jobs

See below Strategies that may help your job search;

1. Don't sit at home , move round, attend events

2. When you meet people, do not just greet them and leave, make a connection by striking a conversation and do not be shy to say you need a job.

3. Nurture the connections you make and keep in touch.

Don't expect that once you tell someone once you need a job, they ll always remember.

Keep in touch and don't be a nuisance.

Most people prefer text messages.

4. Do unsolicited visits to companies- A lot of mid sized businesses need employees and they will be willing to hire you.

5. Be well dressed as you move around.

Don't because you are unemployed look tattered and unkept, no employer wants an untidy employee. There are a lot of cheap options.

6. Volunteer, do internships even if the pay only cover your transport & feeding.

Offer to work for free rather than sitting at home. No experience is a waste.

7. Looking for a job is a full time job, so give it your best. Don't be tired of applying for jobs in 2023

I wish you all the best in your job search
Wow

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Amazing Things I Have Done With AI In The Past 10 Days by Ugaboy: 5:39am On Jan 11, 2023
Remitush:
I started out this year with one goal in mind: to work smart.

With the new wave of AI storming the internet, I thought to quickly grab the opportunity gap that has opened

First thing I did was to create a complete system that will solve one major problem that every new SaaS company face. I'm sure you already know the major problem of every startup. My trigger came from one of my mentors releasing over 500+ worldwide remote-friendly companies, I got access to the list not because I wanted to work for the companies as an employee, but I wanted to know other players especially new ones in their industry. Guess what I did, I found a way to connect with these new founders and sold my complete system to them and signed a contract for a quarterly retainer fee. Closed the first deal on 4th and the second one this morning that's why I'm super excited to talk about it. My target is 10 companies for this month. And if everything goes well by God's grace, all the hard work will be done this first quarter and the rest f the year will be me focusing on my personal development. One thing I can say is, I never regretted transitioning into tech and gaining access to that list of over 500+ remote-friendly companies. At least, I don't have to keep explaining myself I'm a Nigerian.

The second amazing thing I did with the AI was to write a relationship book. I noticed a lot of people like to jump on topics about relationship especially women. So I had the AI create a hook for me to test if people would be interested in the topic. It took just few hours to validate this idea using Facebook groups. You needed to see the way a lot of women pounced on the topic. So I used the AI develop the hook to serve as bait to get their email addresses. I shared my relationship story, beliefs and opinions about popular celebrities whose relationship are a mess in public. You need to see the way my emails are blowing up. I identified a common problem with the people on my email list and researched about products that will truly help them (digital products) so they can consume and we all talk about. Guess how much I have made so far on just pre-order o from batch 1? I intend to launch it Friday and I'm sure more people will join cos people naturally like rush hour.

The third amazing thing I've done so far with this AI is writing my code in another language. While this is still an ongoing project that is way faster than it was going... I already can't wait to see what it can do

PS: some of you already know what the AI is all about, it's CHATGPT.

so your turn I'm curious, what have you been able to do this year?

Watch me think about this

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Politics / Re: Gridlock As Pensioners In Edo Protest Non-Payment Of Gratuities by Ugaboy: 6:31am On Jan 05, 2023
Government work is loosing value in Nigeria regarding to the current treatment the masses received, only oga at the top are remembered.

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi People, Not Umahi, Will Determine Next Governor — PDP by Ugaboy: 6:22am On Jan 05, 2023
This political in balance and brohaha... Make una no use your quest for political leadership and embezzlement ambition to spoil this 2023

We need a better Nigeria.

Currently if I spend 1k it will look as if I lost money to betting, in which I don't even play.

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Politics / Re: Wike Drowning, His Ambition Impeding PDP Candidates In Rivers — APC by Ugaboy: 6:09am On Jan 05, 2023
Naija Bet.... Peter Obi sure 5 odd,
5 x 10,000 = 50, 000
5 x 100, 000 = 500, 000
5 x 1, 000, 000 = 5, 000, 000
With any amount, you will surely win...
5 x N = 5(N1 or N2 or ....or Nk)


This is an opportunity for all gamblers to regain their loses.
Literature / Writers Or Authors; Do You Feel Threaten Over Ai Writing Tools by Ugaboy: 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2023
I'm not a writer, but I'm an author with some books in Amazon.
How is this possible, simple Ai writing softwares, books I have there are not even written by me, meaning millions of books sold in Amazon or other kdp site by Nigerian are plagiarised.
How about bloggers, they are not left out of this crime.
You can become an author without starting a book and finishing it.

The introduction of softwares like
Quiibot
Grammarly
And the recent one I discovered, is so threatening that I begin to sympathetise on those who are talented in writing.

The Ai suggest a catching topic and write from beginning to conclusions

Yet this guys will go online and generate sales more than the ones that are skilled in this field

Writers is this not a threat to your career?

Attached photos is article written by Ai

Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Ugaboy: 9:04am On Dec 27, 2022
Naijaisshitho:
Women look down at me all the time. I've never successfully dated a girl before. I usually beg my way in to see without success . However, this afternoon, this girl I've been on her case pretty much belittled me and I've been unhappy since. I just need to rant here. Below is our chat.

Note : I've sent her more than #200k within two months of knowing her.

Hi bro, I red so many comments here...everyone seems to be blaming you for using money to lure love to yourself.

I feel your pains deeply...it because they can get woman any women with their look.

Being ugly and small is strong problem to guy.

I have a guy closed me...many girls don't give him attention even with his money or car.
He has spend a lot for love...yet, he doesn't have it, he played Christian....yet fails.

I don' know if I can help but trust me...
I explain a lot for u...if u want and some basic trick n hook

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