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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by UncleN: 9:34am On Jun 30, 2012
ogugua88:

It's okay to have a favorite, but let's be fair. Chillaz was in an easy group whilst everyone else had two or three solid competitors. That's the only reason she had 200+ votes and the rest were within five votes of each other, 140s, in the other groups. That's why it was suggested it go one more round. Even in the final final round, it was still a margin of two votes. In any election, that is considered a tie and another round would be called.


Don't have a favourite, if I wanted to vote, my vote would have gone to "mykutie", so save your preaching for the Choir, I was not born yesterday cool
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by UncleN: 9:21am On Jun 30, 2012
Hmmm, hopefully this will not go the same way Ms Romance NL went, aka if-you-at-first-don't-succeed-try-try-and-try-again-and-again-and-again-until-you-eventually-succeed-or-in-NL-speak-we-will-keep-moving-the-goalpost-until-the-deserving-winner-is-cheated-outta-the-crown undecided



Haba, some people were even insinuating that the Hausa girl Chillax was of Eastern Arab breed to discredit her from the competition. Nigerians, the whole World haileth thee.
Family / Re: Her Parents Refused My Marriage Proposal And She Is Already Pregnant For Me. by UncleN: 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2012
alhamra: I dated my wife for 8yrs b4 getting married to her, though we separated for 3yrs during courtship b4 we get married. I am in my early 30's while she is in her late 20's now. We married for 3 yrs without d fruit of the womb, we went to so many hospitals but al the test shows that we are ok. Early last yr she conceived and had a serious attack that affected her in d brain, I took her to so many hospitals but she wasn’t responding to treatments until we consulted some men of God who prayed for her and she got healed though she lost the pregnancy. Her immediate elder sister that is still single had a similar problem and was receiving treatments in d hospital also.
I decided to relocate her abroad to stay with me so I can have a close watch on her, all for her to come and start comparing me with friends, she complains that i shop for her in cheap shops and buys inferior things for her, she calls my female clients to warn them for snatching her husband, she slaps me sometimes when that spirit of madness visits her etc. I lost my job and the little business i was using to support my salary all my clients ran away, life became so miserable for me. I decided to send her back to Nigeria but she said over her dead body will she go to Nigeria and even threatening to call the police for me if I use force on her. But with the prayers of my friends and family members I succeeded in bringing her home. But before leaving abroad she conceived and have put to bed to a bouncing baby boy in Nigeria now.
Now the love is dead already because of what I have gone true and I don’t see any future being with this woman. Pls I need ur advice



alhamra: @chaircover, my problem is not even the mental problems because I know that God can deliver and heal her but the fact remains that the family is still into juju stuff because if they are good Christians we can join hands together and fight the problem I believe that nothing is too hard for our lord to do. Even when she is in her normal senses she still misbehaves she can do stupid things for more than ten times in a day and apologize ten times when she regain herself. The baby is just one month old now and I have been sending money for their upkeep.



This happened to you barely a year ago, you have a baby who is currently 6/7 months old, where is your baby and its Mother (your ex-wife) whom you tricked into returning to Nigeria JUST TO PUNISH HER, knowing she had mental problems?

Who in their sane mind would allow you to marry their daughter "knowing" your history?

You are deeply in love indeed!!!
Family / Re: Advice Urgently Needed About Future Mother In Law by UncleN: 9:57am On Apr 14, 2012
Traditional marriage means she is married FULL STOP, what is it with the BS about being a future in law and being a fiancee?

And if she and her Husband did not discuss money management before getting married, she might as well get divorced then. Don't know what people spend their times talking about during courtship, mschew
Romance / Re: He Was Greatly Disapointed Afta 1st Intimacy Wit His New Wife by UncleN: 12:56am On Apr 10, 2012
shocked

Kai, Nigerian girls, like the one quoted below, have no qualms lying to God and lying to men about loosing your virginity to riding bikes and horses. How many Nigerians women are into sports huh!


A girl being fin.ge.red by the littlest finger is enough to rupture the hymen, and sometimes it is just a spot of blood that comes out hours later, hence reason most ladies don't notice when their hymen has been dealt with. And it is pretend virgins like the OP below who will find no blood on her wedding night and start lamenting that she is a virgin, unbeknown to the poor Husband that she had been:

seen n.ake.d by 35 men,

Seen and sucked 89 dicks

Been fin.ge.red by 67 men

Been a.na.l fu.cke.d by 26 men

Her br.eas.ts has been sucked by 250 men

And her toto has been sucked by 48 men

And she has kissed 1000000 men


Hmmm




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lovelydoll:

"Lol practice makes perfect you will not find one guy on his earth who will not want atleast some pleasure from you not one. and you need to date a man to marry right? so let him have a little taste of who you are aslong as he doesn't go past the belt all evidence of any sexual activity can be washed away.
were not in high school anymore were both grown adults my boyfriend sucks my bosom for his weird pleasure, once he dumps me i wash away his markings and enjoy life again like it never happened.

back in the olden days virgins were clean untouched boys used to court them and not even kiss or hold hands with them. todays world virgins are girls who won't let you under their belt.
virginity now means never been penetrated,because once u hit that pussy it shows for the rest of your life.

luckily for my husband he gets a very tight new pussy and an experienced babe who knows how to kiss.

plus everyone sins ,just some are bigger than others.

anyways in terms of behavior my parents say i am a good girl, not holy but i do help out ppl, am quiet,i come home early, i don't lie to ppl,and i do my work and go by the rules, i cook for my family every evening, ans i take care of my little brother, ect.
with this reputation i have many suitors waiting to marry me[/size]
Romance / Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by UncleN: 4:38pm On Nov 03, 2011
lovelydoll:

lol practice makes perfect you will not find one guy on this earth who will not want atleast some pleasure from you not one. and you need to date a man to marry right? so let him have a little taste of who you are aslong as he doesn't go past the belt all evidence of any intimate activity can be washed away.
were not in high school anymore were both grown adults my boyfriend sucks my bosom for his weird pleasure, once he dumps me i wash away his markings and enjoy life again like it never happened.

back in the olden days virgins were clean untouched boys used to court them and not even kiss or hold hands with them. todays world virgins are girls who won't let you under their belt.
virginity now means never been penetrated,because once u hit that Kitty it shows for the rest of your life.

luckily for my husband he gets a very tight new Kitty and an experienced babe who knows how to kiss.

plus everyone sins ,just some are bigger than others.

anyways in terms of behavior my parents say i am a good girl, not holy but i do help out ppl, am quiet,i come home early, i don't lie to ppl,and i do my work and go by the rules, i cook for my family every evening, ans i take care of my little brother, ect.
with this reputation i have many suitors waiting to marry me

Wow, so what makes you "virgins" morally better than non-virgins whom you look down on, if by the time you eventually get married at least 5 boyfriends has seen you naked, sucked your kitty, received blow.jobs from you, etc lipsrsealed


pro01:

^^
If the "markings" of a man's mouth (and perhaps teeth) can be washed away from the bosoms, I'm sure a girl can also wash away 'markings' of the pernis from her kitty. I don't know of any pernis that leaves permanent graffiti in a girl's kitty. As far as I'm concerned, a girl can't claim 'virgin goodness' if she's been with guys that saw her Unclad, sucked her unmentionables red, squeezed everything squeezable, licked everything lickable, and perhaps even received MouthAction sef. She's the same as any other girl that engages in penetrative sex. We seem to overrate penetrative/coital sex as if that is all there is to the matter.

Buahaha. Wetin person no go see for this place. Funny niggaz.



Bros, una see am so, who can we trust, the world don finish cry

Women dammit, necessary evil cry
Romance / Re: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by UncleN: 11:29pm On Nov 02, 2011
Because we Nigerian men can see through the ladies. According to a lot of Nigerian men, Female Nigerian virgins are very very very good in handjobs, mouthaction and sucking, they are even better at this than the pro's and so-called bad girls, and there is no hole in their body that men are not allowed to penetrate.

They do everything but reserve the vagi,na for their future Husbands. WHO ARE THEY FOOLING WITH THAT KAIN FAKE HOLINESS They allow different boyfriends to tap current, suck their bosoms, finger them, give mouthaction as long as the dude promises not to go all the way so they can retain their virgin status lipsrsealed SO WHY ARE THEY SURPRISED THEY ARE REMAINING ON THE SHELF
Family / Re: Should She File For Divorce Or Could There Be A Way Out ? by UncleN: 6:52pm On Nov 02, 2011
How old is the child outside?

How can she be sure he has not remarried or she is even the second wife hence reason the neighbours were avoiding her
Family / Re: A Bad Wife Makes A Bad Mother by UncleN: 6:34pm On Nov 02, 2011
Story story

Myself and my siblings are poles apart in relation to my Mum's nature, pssfffft.
Family / Re: My Fiancee’s Ex-boyfriend Threatening To Destroy My Fiancee, And Kidnap Her by UncleN: 11:53am On Oct 21, 2011
Grow some balls man, dammit.

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Family / Re: Who Makes The Choice Of Wedding Rings by UncleN: 11:50am On Oct 21, 2011
How can a man be so petty over such, to the extent that even though you say you do not mind how cheap it is, he has started cruelly inferring you to be materialistic.
Beware of his controlling and paranoid tendencies. That is how it starts.
Family / Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by UncleN: 9:56am On Oct 21, 2011
angry Thanks for being a gentleman too Mr ArsenalFC. I love that soccer club too
Family / Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by UncleN: 9:55am On Oct 21, 2011
Lady Winona:

Oh, just hush it, will you? I just had to comment cos if there's one nairalander that should be given his due respect, it is Siena. He has been here way longer than most of us, older and a father and not once has he insulted anyone on this site. I just wish all this bashing of both the poster and between people commenting will just stop. It's getting old and tiring already.

what hole did you just crawl out of asking me to hush it, who the feck are you Oh I see, he is a nigerian adult hence reason he is allowed the priviledge of crawling all over this forum in a condescending manner insulting and falsely maligning people's character as he pleases because he owns the forum too, huh

Did it occur to that pea brain of yours that your precious golden olden fuddy duddy Sienna also posted JUST ONCE earlier on in this same thread that he is now castigating the 98% of people who ALSO POSTED ONCE, as bullies on a hateful campaign  because they committed a crime of stumbling on a topic they found on the front page and SHOCK HORROR had the galling nerve to post on the thread What makes his own comment villifying the OP right? Are you saying it is BECAUSE HE POSTED ON THE FIRST PAGE.

Oh okay, I see, how silly of me, now I get it, he was lucky his own SINGLE post made the first few pages, everyone else with their own SINGLE post got the short straw hence are bullies on a hate campaign. Thanks for the nugget of info on who is who and who are the Elders to be avoided at all cost so next time I know once I see a particular post from an "elder" that's it thread automatically closes.

Siena:

Oh, I can take it alright. This is a public board, so why would your comments cause me any loss of sleep? The one acting like a collered dog here is you. And forget about me tarring everyone - this is about you.

I've got a thick skin, so your words mean little to me.


Indeed you have a thick skin and my posts means nothing, so i guess  you keep coming back only because you are polite and don't want to leave my post hanging without an answer huh, how very kind of you  Thank you too. I think i am gonna love it here already. Anyhoo, I am done on here.
Family / Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by UncleN: 10:52pm On Oct 20, 2011
Siena:


Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr Big Brain. I just love it when people of your ilk display their uncouth attitude the way you have. At least, it means my response got to you. Sometimes, you've just got to hammer those points home. Sir, I put it to you, you're no different to the OP, different method, same attitude.

By the way, how many Nigerian websites have you joined? From your response, it would appear several.


Why are you yelping like a hollered dog hit with your no head or tail point when all I asked was a simple innocuous comment Obviously you can dish but can't take, eh. Unfairly and without obviously engaging his brain before erroneously and falsely tarring everyone wiyh accusation of bullying, puhrlease, shoot.

Don't leave yet, please come back to continue your silly false accusation campaignm
Family / Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by UncleN: 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2011
Siena:

^^^ Great. And you created another username just to post that? From your comment regarding the 100-page rule, you obviously know the ropes here, so you're not a new member.

Contributing is great, but to make an ignorant poster (yes, she was ignorant and immature to post what she did) feel worse than she undoubtedly does, is not a good idea. Two wrongs don't make a right. What she posted here can't be undone, and regardless of how much of a hate campaign is waged against her, it won't change a thing. The only person who can change her attitude is OwuGal herself.

If it makes you feel better bullying her, please, continue. But, it makes you no better than Owu Gal herself, who chose to publicly bully a young girl, to make her feel good about herself.




so in your own opinion, different people coming to post THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL OPINION ON A THREAD PLACED IN A VANTAGE PLACE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE FORUM for all to see constitutes hate campaign and bullying Geez I sincerely hope to God that I have not AGAIN mistakenly joined a Migerian website for teenagers because that is the only plausible explanation for your candyfloss ladened brain

No wonder the concept of the possibility of someone looking up the rules of a forum before joining was lost on you.
Family / Re: Mummies I Need Your Help by UncleN: 7:57pm On Oct 20, 2011
Where are all the yummymummies in the house, eh ngwa

If na dem fellow woman wey come talk say she don fed up for her marriage, una go see all of dem with their 42 teeth dey jostle to help the OP pack out cheesy
Family / Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by UncleN: 7:44pm On Oct 20, 2011
Siena:

This thread's still raging? The OP erred in her choice of words, they were unpleasant. She's been told, insulted etc. Why not let things lie? Jeeze!


As long as the topic has not reached 100 pages and is still on the front page,.EVERYONE IS FREE TO KEEP CONTRIBUTING GEEZ!!!!!

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