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Politics / Re: CAN Body Replies Buhari's Media Aid Onochie Over False Claims by UncleNnamdi: 11:08pm On Oct 09, 2018
Lauretta Onochie is pretending to like Buhari.

Anything to look proactive and hardworking to your job is a welcome development.

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Celebrities / Re: Sick Tiwa Savage Cries As She Is Being Injected by UncleNnamdi: 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2018
But you can comfortably take diiiicks of any size without crying.

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Romance / Re: How Many Bodycount Is Ok For A Lady? by UncleNnamdi: 10:47pm On Oct 09, 2018
Body-counts doesn't matter as long as you are not a virgin.

If you want to mind and moralise your sexual life. KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY INTACT.

Period!

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Politics / Re: Youngest Presidential Candidate, Chike Vows To Win Buhari, Others by UncleNnamdi: 10:40pm On Oct 09, 2018
The moment you think you're contesting for course rep.
Politics / Re: OBJ In Secret Talks With Afenifere by UncleNnamdi: 10:33pm On Oct 09, 2018
Believe me when I tell you that the lady above me is politically h0rny and ridiculously funny with her posts.
Crime / Re: 130 I.D Cards Recovered From Witch Doctor Arrested Over Car Theft (Photos) by UncleNnamdi: 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2018
What are Afonjas doing in Kenya?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Or Alex Unusual: Who Rocked The Clear Plastic Jacket More?? by UncleNnamdi: 10:28pm On Oct 09, 2018
They both look mad.
Politics / Re: "Facebook Set To Work With FG To Curb 'fake News' — Lai Mohammed by UncleNnamdi: 10:25pm On Oct 09, 2018
Believe this liar at your own peril.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Is Irrelevant As Far As 2019 Is Concerned – Sagay by UncleNnamdi: 8:45pm On Oct 09, 2018
Two-faced Obasanjo won't be relevant by 2019.

Bitter truth.
Politics / Re: Soyinka Exposes How Atiku Stopped Buhari From Smuggling Money Illegally (2007) by UncleNnamdi: 4:07pm On Oct 09, 2018
What an epistle longer than dullard Buhari's remaining days on earth.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Dreams Come True': Rihanna Now Following Model With Tribal Marks On IG by UncleNnamdi: 3:51pm On Oct 09, 2018
angry
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Baba Sala’s Death by UncleNnamdi: 3:36pm On Oct 09, 2018
May the spirit of Baba Sala torment and paralyse all the zombified slaves and lifeless supporters who don't want this country to move forward.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Users Attack Keyomo by UncleNnamdi: 3:09pm On Oct 09, 2018
Feats Keyomo is Zombically mad, mentally challenged, dearranged and politically demented.

Further more; Sensible Nigerians are going to choose and vote between a lifeless dullard and an Atikulated candidate.

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Religion / Re: "Women Are Circumcised Because Of Their Promiscuity Act"- Nigerian Pastor Says by UncleNnamdi: 11:05am On Oct 09, 2018
angry
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady ''offers'' To Become Atiku Abubakar's Fourth Wife by UncleNnamdi: 10:26am On Oct 09, 2018
It's better to make such offer openly, than to pretentiously give it in secret.

My only disappointment is that I opened this thread hoping to see a young lady but ended up seeing a living fossil.

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Crime / Re: Lagos State University Sacks Two Professor, Others For Sexual Harassment by UncleNnamdi: 10:13am On Oct 09, 2018
Nice!

Corrupt lecturers will sit-up, while students who believe in bribery will be serious.

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Events / Re: Lulu Jemima, Ugandan Lady Gets Married To Herself (Photos) by UncleNnamdi: 7:13am On Oct 09, 2018
What a deceitful way for a woman to make mockery of her marital unwanted state before the world.

So pitiful.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Considers Soludo, Adesina, Chike Obi, Peter Obi,Ekweremadu As Running Mate by UncleNnamdi: 7:06am On Oct 09, 2018
cogbuagu:

According to a source, the presidential candidate thinks his running mate has to be a much younger person as a strategy to appeal to the army of youths, which is already up in arms against the old brigade.

Atiku is, however, said to be insisting that such a young man must also have deep knowledge of the economy as his focus is on the revival of the economy to create jobs for the teaming unemployed population.

He'll be choosing from South East.

And that, will be a good decision.

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals Type Of Husband For Wife Materials Who Can Cook With 200 Naira by UncleNnamdi: 6:28am On Oct 09, 2018
The lady has a point.

But the question is; If a man can comfortable eat your soup of 200Naira without complaining if its quality, will you also be able to live in a house built with 500Naira without complaining?

Be it batcher or so.

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Romance / Re: See Reaction As A Man Knelt Down To Propose To His Gay Lover In Kenya by UncleNnamdi: 6:22am On Oct 09, 2018
The two poster above me should marry as soon as possible.

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Politics / Re: ‘no Threat To Pmb’s Re-election’ by UncleNnamdi: 6:20am On Oct 09, 2018
Intelligent political folks will agree with the fact that it won't be easy to win a sitting president.

But relegated foolish and ignorant slaves will say that it's impossible to defeat a lifeless sitting dullard.

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Is Not Bleaching With Your Money (photos) by UncleNnamdi: 6:17am On Oct 09, 2018
No amount of bleaching can change the natural colour of their p*sssy

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Actress Funke Adesiyan Heartbroken As APC Repeals Her Mandate. by UncleNnamdi: 10:46pm On Oct 08, 2018
angry
Politics / Re: 29-Year-Old Nairalander Wins APC Ticket In Enugu by UncleNnamdi: 10:31pm On Oct 08, 2018
There's nothing wrong in deceiving yourself.

Enugu is not IMO state.

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Crime / Re: Muslim Lady Tied To Tree & Flogged Severely For Eloping With Non-muslim Lover by UncleNnamdi: 10:22pm On Oct 08, 2018
Religious fanatics are worse and deadly than HIV disease.

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Family / Re: She Opened Up Instead Of Me,i Need An Advice Please by UncleNnamdi: 10:03pm On Oct 08, 2018
The only way to make your wrongs right is to stay away from fornication. Stop impregnating women up and down, promising them marriage.

Enemies of God will not know peace until they start obeying his commandment.

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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Reacts To Fayose Threatening To Quits PDP by UncleNnamdi: 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2018
A political coward will never change.
Politics / Re: Atiku: Buhari Would Have Arrested Me If I Am Corrupt by UncleNnamdi: 9:04pm On Oct 08, 2018
Just shut up! You are corrupt.

But it doesn't matter. Every sensible Nigerians will vote for you over a lifeless Buhari, while deranged zombie slaves will think otherwise.

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Politics / Re: Suleiman Abba Loses APC Senatorial Ticket, Asks God To Deal With Oshiomhole by UncleNnamdi: 8:50pm On Oct 08, 2018
Apologize and join PDP to get back at him.

Join the winning team with vision. Not a corrupt team with lifeless leader.

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Politics / Re: Ex-IGP Suleiman Abba Asks 'Almighty God' To Deal With Oshiomole by UncleNnamdi: 8:41pm On Oct 08, 2018
Join PDP to get back at him.

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Have Criminal Case Against Atiku – US Justice Department by UncleNnamdi: 6:46pm On Oct 08, 2018
Case or no case, that's your business.

We want a home-base president who'll contribute in moving this country forward. Not a dullard who reaches orgasm at the mention of UK.

Not an old dullard who ended up disgracing , embarrassing and exposing his lifelessness to the world before Trump.

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Family / Re: Family Rejects Daughter For Refusing To Sell Newborn Baby by UncleNnamdi: 11:21am On Oct 08, 2018
Rejecting your daughter because of her refusal to sell her day-old baby she had out of wedlock.

This is indeed what poverty can do to a family. In Anambra state, there's no blood in the jungle of financial hustles.

They can do the undoable to you just for money regardless of the relationship they have with you.

May the founder of poverty never know peace.

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