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Politics / Re: Bandits Demand Rice, Beans To Feed 121 Kidnapped Kaduna Baptist School Students by Uniswap: 4:14pm On Jul 07, 2021
cheesy grin
Chai

There is no headline in have not read under this buhari govt

Bh appoint governor and executive govt
Bh conducting recruitment
Terrorists doing giveaway
People eating grass
Police rescue cows

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Career / Re: Can I Resign In The Bank And Concentrate With The POS Business by Uniswap: 1:11pm On Jul 07, 2021
Ever8090:
motivation speaker don enter the matter!!..
He us not wrong though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uniswap: 12:59pm On Jul 07, 2021
FirstbornWds:


Standard? Who's the standard? Who's football itself?

Imagine this talk about a particular standard determining the ballon d'Or.

My dear, Messi is the Standard unit of everything soccer, and he winning his birthright would be the greatest justice to football would do the whole world, a lot of good. Anybody placed second would be so joyous to share the front seat with him.

Did cr7 not win a balon d or in trophyless year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uniswap: 10:40am On Jul 07, 2021
Krasid:
Yes it will be. Because Messi fans won't let us hear the end of it if they win ordinary Copa America. Isn't this like the 10th Copa he has participated in. He should have won at least 2 by now considering Argentina's pedigree. Some numskulls are already saying he should win ballon d'or. For what? Leading his team to a third place finish, disgraced by Mbappe in the UCL, and scraping a Copa title.

See, Messi should just pray to the gods of his forefathers to win this title o, because if not. Imagine your fans calling you greatest ever yet you can't deliver even Copa for his country. He better wins this to save his trophyless international career, if not?

These penaldo fans sha
Una no dey tire
You guys should thank Eder for giving you guys all this mouth
Same cr7 that was getting kicked out of ucl by ajax.
He will win the balon d or. And the highest you will do is jump off third main land bridge undecided

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Politics / Re: Kano Spends N1.5bn Monthly On School Feeding – Ganduje by Uniswap: 10:08am On Jul 07, 2021
Okay
Just another cashapp remix by Bella shmurda ft ganduje

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uniswap: 9:18am On Jul 07, 2021
The foolishness when people say copa is a Mickley mouse cup

Even cr7 and his highly ranked Portugal could not pass Uruguay in World cup

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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun Roads Can’t Be Fixed In 20 Years by Uniswap: 8:29am On Jul 07, 2021
Sammy07:


How can u compare Abia to Ogun?
Comparing Nokia touch light to iphone?

Even Almighty Anambra self still dey follow Ogun

Ogun does not have half the roads anambra has
And am from the ss
I went missing in anambra travelling south using Google maps
Even the rural roads were smooth

Try that in Ogun and get new shocks if your not using a monster truck

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Sports / Re: Italy Vs Spain : EURO 2020 Semi-Finals (4 - 2) On Penalties On 6th July 2021 by Uniswap: 9:47pm On Jul 06, 2021
DrDax:


It has always been between Europe and South America.

Anything new?

Senegal good sha
And algeria

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Crime / Re: Six Arrested For Internet Fraud In Enugu (Pictures) by Uniswap: 11:47am On Jul 06, 2021
frowland:
credible intelligence received by the Commission
But but credible intelligence is never received by the commission about politicians?
Believe me, I am not a fan of these boys and I hate the kind of noise they make most of the time BUT truth be told, something doesn’t add up with the manner of arrests and parades going on in the southern part art of Nigeria.
I heard the ‘Abokis’ are the major suppliers of the bank accounts they use but you will NEVER see one aboki arrested and paraded. NEVER! How many aboki is charged or sentenced for conspiracy to internet fraud? Zero!
Aboki man Mompha was tipped off by security ‘insiders’ to come back to Nigeria to evade the FBI.
Someone was arrested in my estate the other day on a million usd internet fraud charge and he bailed himself out with 2.5million.
For him to pay that sum means he’s guilty somehow but why did the EFCC cut him loose after paying that figure?
Efcc came to a nearby estate and smoked everyone on site. But they started demanding for 500k each to set them free.
The more you look at all these arrests and parades the more you realize that there is nothing about them to cheer for.

Efcc na cash out oh
And all their bail is in cash
No matter how huge
Na bullion van pipu
Celebrities / Re: Zinoleesky Acquires A New Luxurious Car Worth N22million (video) by Uniswap: 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2021
Nice
Add some real estate along the line and your good
cool

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Investment / Re: Hackers Demand $70M After Kaseya Ransomware Attack by Uniswap: 3:12pm On Jul 05, 2021
The real G boys cool

No be all these Instagram noise makers wey go sell 100usd iTunes card come do dreads dey post oluwa up and down
undecided

Enter coinmarket
Pump and dump. Make millions no noise. No dread cool

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Sports / Re: How Sport Bet Ruined And Destroyed Me For 7 Years by Uniswap: 2:13pm On Jul 05, 2021
josh123:
I dont do betting, but buying crypto, trading forex, binary, crypto and comodities can they be classified as betting?

Nope
Made a fortune from that
Poured it into property

Just avoid futures gambling for and you will be okay
And be a swing traders
Politics / Re: Did DSS Share 2013 Photos As Items Recovered From Igboho’s House? by Uniswap: 10:37am On Jul 05, 2021
Another one
It's a dj khaled thing when it comes to this govt and lies

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Politics / Re: Wike Commissions Opobo/Nkoro Unity Road, First Link Road In 150 Years by Uniswap: 10:16am On Jul 05, 2021
Nice
Opobo has rich history
And should be easily accessible by road

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job by Uniswap: 10:02am On Jul 05, 2021
My bro got 1st class
2005. Was suffering with useless lecturing job for 7 years
Had to get a scholarship and escape to Canada. And now things are better for him.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Students Of Bethel Baptist School, Kaduna by Uniswap: 9:11am On Jul 05, 2021
Nothing new it's just the short demon on the beat

El rufaj endorsed them few days ago
After that they took kidnapping to a new height

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Charles Promotes Eva Omaghomi-Williams, His Senior Black Aide by Uniswap: 4:09pm On Jul 04, 2021
Thegracefulness:
She looks like my future wife. Just exactly the same white teeth. Congrats beautiful woman.

You won't see her in the streets, unfortunately grin
Romance / Re: Ten Things Every Nigerian Lady Must Avoid If You Want Him To Marry You This Year by Uniswap: 9:27pm On Jul 03, 2021
Lol
Wife scarce but women plenty

These days most gals all about the paper with competition for flashy life.

Goodluck for those searching for wife now. Found mine before the benjis

Tip; if you have the paper. Don't expose it to her
Just try and know who she really is

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Education / Re: University Of Uyo Cult War: Security Man Injured (Graphic Photos) by Uniswap: 3:29pm On Jul 03, 2021
The5DME:

Who I smoke, Bibby
Who I smoke, teki
Who I smoke, Lil nine

cool
Politics / Re: Gani Adams: Bandits Mining Our Gold In South-West - Aare Ona Kakanfo by Uniswap: 11:33am On Jul 03, 2021
The conquest just started
Let the sell outs in the sw and se continue celebrating

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Education / Re: University Of Uyo Cult War: Security Man Injured (Graphic Photos) by Uniswap: 11:03am On Jul 03, 2021
cool
Make dem go see their mates

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bank Cleaner Or Teaching, Which One Will You Suggest? by Uniswap: 9:26am On Jul 03, 2021
Unemployment is a huge mess sha
Gotta open a trading school and free men from suffering
Religion / Re: Pastor Abel Damina: Sin Cannot Take A Person To Hell (Video) by Uniswap: 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2021
But why was David still the apple of God's eye after sin?

Finally , Grace is different

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Travel / Re: Deplorable State Of Calabar Itu Road!!! by Uniswap: 1:29pm On Jul 02, 2021
Ever8090:
Ha!! ..I think say them don do this road?..

Buhari has fixed it online

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest: Put Same Zeal In Arrest Of Killer Herdsmen ― Ortom Asks FG by Uniswap: 6:06am On Jul 02, 2021
Herdsmen have vip treatment under buhari
undecided
They did not finish laughing at kanu when Sundays house was stormed
Lastly we go get sense

In the end you will all realise its between North and south
And there is nothing like se ss sw or middle belt

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by Uniswap: 9:31pm On Jul 01, 2021
Diana , the first royal family member I knew as a kid
God bless her soul

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Phones / Re: Live Unveiling Of The TECNO Phantom X Device (watch Live) by Uniswap: 9:29pm On Jul 01, 2021
Celebs using iphone12 Pro max full the launch

Paid tecno staff full this thread
Next

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Science/Technology / Re: Aircar: Futuristic Flying Car Takes To The Sky And Completes First Trip( Pix) by Uniswap: 9:07pm On Jul 01, 2021
Anthony0094:
Imagine flying the car after drinking 4 club around 2am

Not bad
You just fly to one evilnforest in sw and get used for rituals. Next life you go get sense
Politics / Re: Anambra 2021: Chukwuma Umeoji Wins APGA Gubernatorial Primary Of Okeke Faction by Uniswap: 5:32pm On Jul 01, 2021
At this rate
Maduka will be called back from the US
To rule the state by supreme Court grin

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