charleslifted:
Some people Don dey go spiritual with PTDF matter ooo.. Sote him dey dream put.. I hope say u no dey sleep talk Sha.. Cos NA slap u go chop if u dey my side.. I just pray say d training go dey fun pass my IT for NPDC Dat year.. Make I watch Chelsea jhur

see ooo... No be you dey talk about faith, how me and saryea83 no get faith?

Me and you who spiritual pass?

Saryea83:
Yawaaaa! @untildotcom I salute u.
But u reminded me of my dream last night. I saw all of us in Laser struggling for survival in oil & gas things. Seriously I saw myself flexing a laptop with 2 terabite hard disk given to only me by laser. Fortunately cos of the laptop I was asked to be marking all tests, assignments and weekly report.
Guess what I saw while marking...!

Charleslifted got 50/100, Abrahamtaylour narrowly escaped by getting 49.5/100 others got b/w 45 to 39/100 while my guy of all people Untildotcom arranged 5/100 only..
walaayi I no fit laugh..
I remarked his work and he got 4.5/100...
I say na lie my guy pass 5% na but wen our instructor remarked by himself, Untildotcom got....1/2%... .i say maybe na from village d mata come from

Can somebody guess my score??

Hahahaha... Kai, this boy don finish me

Now go back to that dream and make sure I get 100/100 I don't know how you'll do it but that should be my score

Infact no worry sef, come back, take this malaria tablet na malaria dream

Eh... Now if you dream @untildotcom go get 100/100

Your score na -0.00009% you dey owe laser and PTDF marks

Abi no be so?

This thread has been interesting lately with comments from focused leaders like @Abrahamtaylour to spiritually inclined @charleslifted to the comedic @saryea83 and also the incisively and critically analytic comments from the wise one - @untildotcom , (why are you all jealous ), special thanks to the founder of the thread; dmainman, respect sir and others, I know the class will be an interesting one.

My prayer is just that the active participants in the thread should make the list for the training.

We'll meet in class soon in laser, port harcourt in Jesus name.

Amen

Haha... Tell the guy make him check the spam folder

Where the attachment dey hide sef?

Saryea83:
Let me clear my throat...uhm...
So u guys want to know my vila abi, ask Google! It'll tell u my vila has nothing to do wt old fashioned ways of things. We do things wt 21st century method.
2nd, by now you shud know my guy nobi mumu na as most of u think. Someone who used binoculars, stethoscope and microscope. Haba, na only him be first mumu who doesn't know what IT is all about!

@charleslifted, ask that ptdf guy to check if d mail didn't bounce back, better still resend

I been know say when this guy show na wahala oo...

I been don run comot thread since...

charleslifted:
I'm sure u knw Dat IT personnel has notin to do with sending stuff manually but online.. If at all its bin sent by PTDF it shud be online not some courier from Saryea83 village.. So ur guy shud ask d persons in charge of IT.... Not wasting time on some silly paper documents..

Kai, which village Saryea83 from sef?

In today's world na email attachment of the list or other information solves the problem, so to come dey find list... Hmmm...

Saryea83 na 2016 be this oo, no be 1923 so you better wake up if you dey dream

Saryea83:
Na 4 Laser oo, the guy sef was even asking if ptdf sent the form by air, land,water or by dream? That they were aware of the training since 1914 during the time of Lord Lugard but for now no idea. He only said that if the training is to take place, una go flex based on package...No ask me what package!

the last part got me excited! I'm just smiling sheepishly here.

I'll just wait for them to sort out their communication gap.

I can help PTDF deliver the list to laser

Can't wait...

Saryea83:
I swear my guy Don find ptdf form tire for laser and saw only but nothing! I has used microscope, stethoscope , and binoculars - nothing was seen. Only the prof table remains now,if is not there after checking tomorrow , all of us we re-apply

what? Are you serious? So all these while laser no know say dem go train us?

But wait o, you sure say na for laser that your guy check?

I'm really surprised

molenubi:
guys pls when then say "state" is it state of origin or the state one lives in?

State of Origin of course. Your contact address takes care of the state you live in and that should also help you decide your exam venue.

Cheers

petkoffDrake:



Op abeg help me with this one... Give her my number 08137571095... Tell her we can know eachoda on Whatsapp... Op am serious pls. Am in Unizik

boys eh...

Una too long throat...

Anyway, good luck!

amokeme:
hehehehe

Seems you've forgotten that there's a prize to be won

Do the needful!

emror4u:
they are....

valid abi

Okay they are not necessary

amokeme:
Lol I will tell her when I go out to buy yam

my dear I hope these guys are not PM'ing you o

emror4u:
Please what's her name and where is she from?

What kind of question is that?

Your questions are not valid!

narttis1:


The one wey wear cap?

Behave yourself

Look at the direction of my eyes...

Google63:

Did you just say your babe? amokeme and some other guys are already trying to help me get to her. Stay there and be deceiving yourself.

you have just declared war!!

Let me catch you foxes around that girl...

mstik:
Hehehehe
She's not only beauty, she's also got brains
The best student in her department

What did you say!

But this is the kind of girl I've been searching for now!

I've just fallen in love...

Get her to me, the prize haven't been claimed yet!

Mehn...

See eh... You need to let her see this thread.

amokeme:
the guy said 14k my friend was pricing it for 7k, he didn't sell

my dear, I'm still waiting for the report.

I'm hungry

Google63:

You mean the dark babe? Cos my eyes are already on the fair one.

if I slap you eh... You go see the green one

My girl is not up for grabs, check the next kitchen

emror4u:
Lol, I am bro, she is really pretty, I give it to her

I'm just imagining her in my kitchen frying for me

Saintgeo:
The chick make brain walahi. Will like to taste her cookies too

Taste what? stop am o, na yam or cookies she dey fry?

sorry bro, I don't share still

She's only serving me the fried yam, check the next kitchen

emror4u:
I thought I was the only one that saw her

so you are also talented?

So you like goodu things...

amokeme:
Lol I will tell her when I go out to buy yam

hehe... Alright!

You can't imagine what the prize will be?

A surprise

amokeme:
read my caption well amd you will understand why

Op abeg look for that girl for me and win a prize

Can someone please help me inform her that I'll really like to eat her fried yam

She's beautiful...

Op look for this girl for me and win a prize!

[quote author=Novelty post=43488514][/quote] Thank you for the info Sir

mimzy007:
Bsc or HND, there is no segregation, for the NAF DSSC you will pass out as a Flying officer. In the case of the army if you choose to go in through SSC you will pass out as 2nd Lt's ( it is not a HND matter at all) while Dssc pass out as Lt's

Let me understand something please, is the rank/title Flying Officer or Lieutenant?

olashubomi01:
somebody please help a brother... I studied philosophy. Am I eligible please?

They have listed the vacancies, check the one you fall into.

Have you even read the requirements?

Philadelphia:


No be airforce officers dey vex every time. How can they even vex when their pay is mouth watering. When a Navy friend of mine told me what the entry was ehn, it was then it dawned on me that it's true because I saw one SSC navy guy (small boy) in uniform who came in one clean 2006 Toyota camry to use the atm. Na so all dem girls dey drool over this guy o

I was only joking with the vex comment but wait ooo... I go collect rank and my account go fat up

Mehn, I have to wear uniform too make babes drool for me

Philadelphia:


If you enter through DSSC (Bachelor's Degree) = Lieutenant
If you enter through SSC (HND) = Second Lieutenant.

Lieutenant ...

Thank you officer (sorry say I vex na because officers dey vex every time )

I'm already excited...

Make I go study jor... I need that title!

Okay guys please can someone remind of the rank one will get if one is successful.

It's just that I just want to look at myself in the mirror every morning and call the rank with my name.

I want to belong in the air...

Saryea83:


U don't need accommodation. Cos u're by the blood(money) of Ptdf. ;Dc
Only pray to be included. Usually wt ds local content tnz, u re lodged, vehicled to training centre,monthly stipend etc. I didn't say u shud start arranging for woman oo.
Course outline : u never gain admission and u dey find lecturer. Hmm!

@saryea83 , at times is good to imagine and with wetin you don write my imagination don clear and you don give me idea for the woman thing but I don jump and pass the idea oo.. , that is after I don wait for months finish I come dey carry woman. Tufia My money first jor... and every other thing will be added to it!

No wonder my body dey do me Jim Jim Jim, Na so the training go sweet?

With course outline, we go know wetiñ dem wan teach us sef...

I can't wait any longer.

God abeg make my name dey the list! Amen