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Celebrities / Re: Werk! Nigerian Caitlyn Jenner, Derenle Edun Shares Topless Pictures Of Himself by urchbarbie(f): 9:18pm On Sep 16, 2015
End time sure is around d corner. Waris dis? do I spot b00b$?
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 5:35am On Sep 16, 2015
Malcolmx12:
I pray I don't meet your type, you can even notice the OP avoided all your negative comment. holier than thou..... mtchewwww
yw
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:52pm On Sep 15, 2015
400billionman:


I would rather have you.

You know what I want.
ure an impossible creature. U wld grey early with me, I promise u kiss
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:29pm On Sep 15, 2015
400billionman:


Now that I have won, what is my trophy ?
I wld dash u one fine Oyibo gal
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:25pm On Sep 15, 2015
400billionman:


You are breaking another woman's relationship thinking you are wise.

Suspicion is a first relationship breaker. Hope you read where the woman said he apologizes after acting weird. Yet all your interpretation is that he is a bad man who is bent on cheating her. An interpretation you coined after noticing she is a white woman.
U win. night don come, person need to sleep without fear of nightmares.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 6:58pm On Sep 15, 2015
400billionman:


You are acting too suspicious. If I am bad in relationships I will tell you..
thats what d women who married peadophile's heard yet.........
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 6:05pm On Sep 15, 2015
olukenzo:


People do evil these days and call it "hustle". By the time karma catches up with them they'd start crying.
the thing is it always does.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 5:45pm On Sep 15, 2015
olukenzo:


Can't you see he's hurting her!? You said it yourself, he's acting like an irresponsible man.

And yes, his behaviour as she's explained, in my opinion, says he's using her for papers. This is more so if we choose not to ignore the "acting like a monkey to catch a monkey" talk.

You don't say? By your logic, it takes only a married person or a diasporan to detect an irresponsible man.

He's a married man, he should talk to his wife and share whatever frustration(s) he may be going through with her.
you are a responsible fellow. U dont coat d truth. its crystal clear clear d man's intentions. who quotes D monkey proverb without having an ulterior motive? God wld bless u and may u live long.

cityink , you should av known d man u live with. if he is suspicious in anyway, I wont hesitate to hand him over to d authority if he so kuch as scams u. No one shld be left alone to destroy ur happiness to gain his.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 5:40pm On Sep 15, 2015
Djicemob:
There is nothing harmful in the chat snapshots,i dont know how you came to your baseless conclusions.Talking about bedduties and papers like you some type of saddist or doomsday prophetess. angry
keep talking. I av said my bits. u cant take dat away nor wipe it out of this thread. if dis line of convo comes up again, I still remain my stand in that which I av 'decoded' if that make u a saddist......be your own wicked guest. U lie low to help ur specie destroy a woman's life. biko si ebe a puo.........onye oje na abali
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 5:37pm On Sep 15, 2015
400billionman:


Stop acting like you know too much..

Men will run away from you whenever they see that behaviour. .
if the men that wld run away are ur like or dat d op has shown me, I wld rather die a spinster/nun. Marriage cant determine my happiness. keep f00ling urself Mr Man.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 5:36pm On Sep 15, 2015
chigoizie7:





Nekwanu onye nkea, nne, ebee ka inuu dat one?



As ibo is to person and igbo a language, then what about the tribe? Igo?


Just shut up if u don't know what to say.

I am an igbo, I speak igbo and my tribe is igbo.



As a yoruba? What are u? Yelowba? And ur language is yoruba while ur tribe is ofe mmanu?











Ignorance is a big disease, go and ask your parents were u came from, because it is clear that u re not an igbo.
onye igbo. Ure just an unrepentant fellow. Ure one of such fellows who wld marry a 75 yrs old woman to achieve ur selfish desires. See d handwriting on d wall, I wont trade insults with you, I am way too cultured/learned to do so. For my parents, they av done dier best in teaching me to know wats right/wrong. I wont cover evil. Many of us wont paint d truth. I av said my bits on d matter. its left for d oyibo lady to make her decision.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 1:25pm On Sep 15, 2015
chigoizie7:



Number 1, no real and true "igbo" calls it "ibo".



Take a chill pill.
dont torchlight ur ignorance dear.
ibo= used for person
igbo= used for d language

I wld gladly teach u dear
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 11:22am On Sep 15, 2015
chigoizie7:




Just as a none yoruba, I can't inherit a yoruba accent? Were do u come from plz?
I am ibo. grew up in d west. my hood taught me plenty pidgin
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 10:31am On Sep 15, 2015
Spikkylee:



God must just bless u for me...U're straight forward,see how people be helping a fake niqqa to scam a person working hard....Mtchewww
and God bless me too. The oda guy be saying I want to help destroy someones marraige. Its crystal clear dat our ppl dont learn
how wld they feel if thier feelings are taken for a ride. as I told d poster, d guy is just in d relationship to get his papers/documents/pali.....watever language she understnds. Scam musnt be monetary, ur feelings too can be scam

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Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 10:26am On Sep 15, 2015
chigoizie7:




In igbo pidgin, pali means friends(pal)

Eida, my pali or my padi
these ppl aint ibos. They cant inherit d accent when chatting. for u to say I am spoiling someones marriage, ur opinion all d way.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:56am On Sep 15, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
you dey tell the woman say the girl in question get EXTREME bedmatic abilities........

u suppose spare the woman of any potential heart attack.....
just tell am say the "Samson sister" na mother Mary she be..

hahhahahaha. now ure one funny bro
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:43am On Sep 15, 2015
kingreign:

Baby, don't aid in scattering another woman/man union with this imagination. Stop giving the negative, judgemental and suspicious thoughts to the woman.
I am not giving any negative thoughts. A confused person came to seek advice, there must av been signs to make her believe sometin fishy, if from my explanations, the obvious is revealed, its no fault of mine.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:41am On Sep 15, 2015
kingreign:

I can't smell a scam, pali could mean document (any document), pali could mean friend (just like you na my pal) still giving op wrong ideas?
haaaaa.....in pidgin-yoruba, pali means documents. I dont know d other one u said.
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:40am On Sep 15, 2015
mrsmith11:


You people should stop interpreting what you don't know

they will talking about something and somebody.
We will not know except we have the begining of the conversation

What you showed here is just a fraction of it
oh yh! I am sorry to read too many meanings......my profession has sharpened my 6th sense. its not my fault
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:39am On Sep 15, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


HABAAAAA!!!!!

Sis mi,you wan give the woman heart attack ni?

lolx. how na? Person wey ask qiestions no dey lose, and person wey answer nko?
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:21am On Sep 15, 2015
mrsmith11:
Point of correction: The Pali refers to his own document.

He was telling his friend about his document and there is not wrong there

The other conversation was just normal guys talk

Treat your husband right and if you are not happy then talk to him or walk out
so in ur heart of heart, u mean u cant smell scam in this line of convo?

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Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:19am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
What means dp
dont tell me u dont know dp mrans display picture??
Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:18am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
I believe this is pidgin
I dont know what it means
Is ge thinking of other woman
the weightlifing thing means d gal being talked abt can perform serious bedduties........i guess I av helped.

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Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:15am On Sep 15, 2015
Cityink:
Stanley is my husband
He didnt talk to Demoye since long, but first ge ask is about samsons sis
What means omo badoo
if u want cash money do like monkey........means ure playing a fool to realise ur goals.

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Romance / Re: I Am So Unhappy, So Helpless & Confused by urchbarbie(f): 7:09am On Sep 15, 2015
pali level means to acquire some kind of doc. hope ure not being used to achieve dat sha grin


Modified; if for real its u on ur dp, not some attention seeking person, I advice u change ur dp......or enjoy d attention u get wink

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Religion / Re: Read A Church's Regulation On What A Bride & Groom Should Wear For Their Wedding by urchbarbie(f): 12:25am On Sep 14, 2015
starlingslimnet:
I am saying in a simple statement "Wedding is a Tradition that has no place in the Bible" SAABC
u lie. Then u av not read ur bible well. Whr did Jesus Christ perform his first miracle nna. I remember vividly dat dere was merriment grin

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Religion / Re: Read A Church's Regulation On What A Bride & Groom Should Wear For Their Wedding by urchbarbie(f): 10:41pm On Sep 13, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Am a follower of Christ not of Religion.... I believe in Christ not Christendom. And as far as the Word of God is concerned God identify with only one thing and that is "Marriage" and not wedding.Since wedding ceremony brought in these problem why not remove it since God has no blessing for it anyway.Remove weddings and all these will be gone
now ure talking. If ur line of argument is toward d elaborate ceremony......great. If it concerns d need to let ppl be in d way they dress for d ceremony..........Zero.
Religion / Re: Read A Church's Regulation On What A Bride & Groom Should Wear For Their Wedding by urchbarbie(f): 10:36pm On Sep 13, 2015
janefrancisca:
why will a guy wear earrings at the first place? The dressing evaluation is an aspect of moral evaluation too. As for Christ not bin in me, i don't think u are in the position to decide that Mr Judge.
you av done well in explaining to him/her. What is indecent is outrightly indecent. Some cant go for job interviews the way they appear in church. lil respect for our maker

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Religion / Re: Read A Church's Regulation On What A Bride & Groom Should Wear For Their Wedding by urchbarbie(f): 10:34pm On Sep 13, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Crap.....Last time I checked Christ own the Church!! They are wrong and need to be corrected! The Church belong to Christ and not some sets of ret.ardee who likes to abase the members!
wat abasing in dis kwanu? that a church is trying to sanitize wedding ceremonies? why wld ppl dress like they are going to clubs? except you dont respect God, these provisions wld be alien to u

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Politics / Re: Change This Country's Name To? by urchbarbie(f): 12:31pm On Sep 13, 2015
gini??
Romance / Re: How Many Of These Awkward Moments Have You Experienced? ;D by urchbarbie(f): 9:45am On Sep 12, 2015
Ginaz:
that awkward moment you misspelled a word in front of your crush....( that day I felt the ground should just open o)

that awkward moment your trouser front zipper get bad and opens mouth like fish and you didn't know and kept walking like agama lizard rotating your exposed yansh.

that awkward moment when your crush walks in and see you soaking garri. ( I jejely drop it, with all the milk and groundnut and watch as tiny black ants danced alingo inside it by the time he was gone embarassed )
d second one happened to me on monday. I felt very embarrassed cos it was a man dat told ne
Career / Re: Treasury Single Account: Banks To Sack Thousands Of Staff by urchbarbie(f): 8:43am On Sep 12, 2015
ademega:
painful but the sacrifice for change and corrupt free society. when everything stabilize, they will get job and smile again.
how do they survive pending this stability??

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