blink182: Didn't catch the joke

you didn't? .... ok recalling that the BOSTON MARATHON BOMB WAS MADE OUT OF A PRESSURE COOKER AND WAS PLACED IN A BACK PACK ,let me just high light some of the things (questions and answers.) that made me laugh.

1. Most of it was innocent enough. I had researched pressure cookers. My husband was looking for a backpack.

Joint Task force team asked Do you own a pressure cooker? My husband said no, but we have a rice cooker. Can you make a bomb with that? My husband said no, my wife uses it to make quinoa. What the hell is quinoa, they asked.
Apparently they are Hispanic or mexican family and Quinoa is some sort of food ,almost like lentils but takes a longer time to cook and i guess that was why the lady had Googled ''pressure cookers'' online. To make the cooking easier.

2. Joint Task Force asks Have you ever looked up how to make a pressure cooker bomb? My husband, ever the oppositional kind, asked them if they themselves weren’t curious as to how a pressure cooker bomb works, if they ever looked it up. Two of them admitted they did.

Curiousity they say kills the cat. This one's so funny.

3.What happened was this: At about 9:00 am, my husband, who happened to be home yesterday, was sitting in the living room with our two dogs when he heard a couple of cars pull up outside. He looked out the window and saw three black SUVs in front of our house; two at the curb in front and one pulled up behind my husband’s Jeep in the driveway, as if to block him from leaving.

Six gentleman in casual clothes emerged from the vehicles and spread out as they walked toward the house, two toward the backyard on one side, two on the other side, two toward the front door.

A million things went through my husband’s head. None of which were right. He walked outside and the men greeted him by flashing badges. He could see they all had guns holstered in their waistbands.


This last one just reminded of ''law and order'' and ''24'' or some holly wood crime series . I bet the guy was thinking they were shooting a movie in his neighbourhood.


i'm sorry but this is really really cracking me up each time i play the scene in my head. oh..wait a minute ..i'm still playing it in my head right now...bruuuaaaahahahahahah...lol

things like these make me want to ask - Any hope for this Country

@skiyfall

thanks for posting

Hello Nairalanders, i have been rolling on the floor lol since i read this family's ordeal in the hands of the FBI ( joint terrorism task force).I guess this was Snowden's point exactly.. . beware of what you google online ,or what you buy online. NO MORE PRIVACY FOR ANYONE!!

please read the lady's article,and have a good laugh.... ,i'm still laughing

https://medium.com/something-like-falling/2e7d13e54724

classyqueen: Why do market people love to call me *mummy*? Am only 35 and some of them are older than I am.

That shouldnt be a worrisome issue to you, first and foremost you should accept who you are and build your confidence,if you still need to do something about the way you look let it be because that is what you want to do and what will make you happy ,And not because you are trying to please people (''market people''). Shed some weight if you like ,use some make up if you like,dress the way you want ,whatever you feel you need to do just remember you can NEVER EVER PLEASE EVERYBODY.

adaobi123:

Wow. Model height.

I'm 5ft 10

you're tall.... you can still rock a 6 inch pair of heels.

when it comes to stilettos though i don't do more than 4 inches for wedges - 5 inches Max.

Its from the Men's range of Gillette Series.

For those of you that hate the dry feel of the skin after shaving ,this shaving gel is a miracle.

It has moisturising oils that will leave your skin feeling soft after shaving...

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yea ,the pre-natal pills helps with the hair growth and strong healthy snails,but i hate the fact that it increases my appetite for food.So i opted for something else like Mineral Rich which i take once a day in the mornings, it has 200 mcg of Biotin and 1000 mcg of silica.I'm currently running out so i'm stretching the tiny bit left ,i'm taking it 3 times a week now.

Oh,did i mention,THIS STUFF WORKS! i had an inch of hair growth in 4 wks, pictures here http://productsthatactuallydowork..com/p/hair-w.html

other supplements like Omega-H3, and Obron 6 are also good.

@adaobi123

6ft

adaobi123: I love it.

@lollydollydrop are you a tall girl ?

funny you should ask... but really i do admire a nice well put together outfit which a pair of high heels brings together on any one regardless of their height.

there's a joke about no matter how high your heels are, a petite lady will always appear short in them ,but when a tall person puts them on ,they tend to look really really tall.

Even when i'm on flats ,some guys still feel intimidated and i often catch them staring at my feet to see if it's my shoes that are making me look tall...

Lollydollydrop: U've got a point there uzoo. I buy d idea...

Yea..
the Idea is to alternate them on a daily basis,and walk on flat surfaces.

i beg to differ.

for me ,certain out fits demand certain types of shoes. Some dresses will not have a complete look with out a good pair of high heels.

lepasharon:


Hahha..i know right..these guys thought wayyyyyy outside the box

yup....

i know i love to play around colours and all..(my nails, my make-up,my wardrobe,accessories e.t.c)but personally ,this is too much for me,there's one place you will never find any colour other than black on me ,and thats the hair on any part of my body.

@Toya_tc
Yup! (you're right @BagLova) you should go an retouch ,otherwise it will continue that way ,more breakage.

nice one

i Know some of us have products that have been passed on to us from our folks ,

my mom was a lover for everything butter , she got the PALMERS Range of cocoa butter and till today its still her staple.

Mine was the Vaseline Petroleum Jelly .. yea ,every one in my family has been using that stuff ever since they were born including me.i just realised that the damn thing has been in existence since 1889,And this http://productsthatactuallydowork..com/ is why it will never go out of fashion

ladies,guys, i cant wait to see or read about your classic product.

here's mine.


1. Soft carson's SPORTING WAVE ( Not me though, my big brother has been using this since high school)

2. Palmers range of products (i have been using this since high school).

3. Morgan hair Pomade ( You guys remember Morgan? if you don't ..trust me the smell will remind you ..lol) i still use it.

4. Vaseline petroleum Jelly.....( every house i ever visited as a child had one,...amazing. )

i am surprised he didn't take the easy route by pleading guilty by mental defect,which is usually one of the ways of excaping jail term in US .... Mtchewwwwww

Congratulations Tjskii ! ...

i have to give it you LoveAmaka88 ,you just hit the nail on the head for me with your entire list.

will be posting mine soon.

Well, i was watching the entire thing and typical American , they always have some sort of reason for their actions and try to blame it on it, ''oh my mom didn't give me hugs and kisses as a child'' or ''i was bullied in school as a child'' ,or ''the society neglected me and made me unhappy'' ''i was traumatised by my father's drinking habits''' boo hoo hooo .So we should feel sorry for you ,right?

The guy had no remorse for what he did i even heard him call himself a ''victim'' ,saying it was his wife's fault he did what he did. He even said something as silly as ''the girls were not virgins when he took them, that one of them sometimes even begged him to have inter course with her''' ...can you imagine that .

Well i hope he seeks God in jail ,cause he may not survive 5 years there...,some people are waiting for him in jail to unleash their anger on him.

GOD, i can not begin to imagine what those ladies went through and how they feel right now.

some ogbono soup with semo vita...chewing on some meat bones too...lol

oohh yeaa... this bra really rocks, at first i thought it wouldn't hold on to your b.o.o.bs but amazingly it did the job.

i got one in N.u.d.ee ,by NU BRA.

Solange

vivalableue: Salad with walnuts and cranberry with croissant on the side

lovely... looks good.

i love my salads,i don't think i can serve a dish without it

OMG!!!!!!!!! The last time i saw a picture like this was during the SOMALIAN genocide

check out this jacket

ujchief: Breakfast!

Wake up children: Beans with onion salad.

[b]Is this in the right thread [/b]or should I move it to the worst food combination thread

its the right thread alright...lol but with that combination(Beans with Onion Salad) i don't want to sit in the same room with you when you are done.

@Chloe's Makeover
you're welcome

kate85: A million thanks dear.

you're welcome

Yvete: What you think about floral bridesmaid dresses? Seems like its a trend to watch for 2014.

I love floral accessories like clutches, belts, and maybe shoes, but floral dresses make me feel like a walking curtain!

Brides Maid dresses ? i would say Go for it,and yes the floral prints are slowly and gradually making an entrance.i said Slowly because when it comes to prints you have to tread lightly otherwise you will end up like your grandma's Sofa or like you said Yvete ''a walking curtain''. lol....

Take a look at Kim K's Hot Mama Mess,Someone had to drive the point home by making a joke with the photo shopped second picture.

The Third picture is more like it ,its Sweet i am in love with that look ,the white top plays it down .
emphasis on '' Down''.

kate85: Thanks for sharing. What do u think about using ore and coconut oil?

By 'ore' ,i'm assuming you mean shea butter- its fine to use shea butter on the topends of the hair , this is because when applied directly to the scalp it can leave a residue on the scalp making it look like dandruff.

Coconut is perfect ,you can massage on scalp or on to damp hair or after applying moisturisers to the hair.

One more tip.
Spray the detangling moisturiser on to the corn-rows,braids or weaves on the child's hair before you lose the braids/corn-rows.
it helps to soften the hair and make it easier to comb afterwards.