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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by uzoo: 11:46am On Mar 19, 2013
even on jackets....

Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by uzoo: 11:43am On Mar 19, 2013
more stripes

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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by uzoo: 11:41am On Mar 19, 2013
colour block stripes

Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by uzoo: 11:39am On Mar 19, 2013
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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Trending Now! by uzoo: 11:38am On Mar 19, 2013
also trending this season is stripes

large stripes
medium stripes
colour block stripes

stripes of various patterns.

take a look smiley

Romance / Re: I'v Got Small bossoms,my Boyfriend Likes Moderate- Nervous!! by uzoo: 11:11am On Mar 19, 2013
Brand_new: Small bossoms ain't my thing. Nah! You have a good reason to be nervous if it was me but one man's food is another man's poison so I'll say just wait and meet him first.

Brand new, Brand new , Brand new...... how many times did i call you? hmmm.... grin

your girl friend must be a mannequin ... no wrinkled skin , no small b**bs, in fact spot less. smiley

@OP
modextus is probably right, bottom line is if he hasn't seen you and his main concern is how big your b**bs are then he's definitely after one thing,and its left
for you to decide if he's for keeps or not. But sweet heart don't go changing what you've got just to please a guy.He should be the one getting nervous.

like James Blunt sang '' i saw your face , in a crowded place... and you were beautiful to me''. So in the midst of all the big b**bed girls, something surely is beautiful about you that makes you stand out.

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Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 11:52am On Mar 18, 2013
wow! is that planet blue grin.
Fashion / Re: All The Buzz About Halle Berry's Dress On Jay Leno's Show by uzoo: 7:53pm On Mar 17, 2013
did you notice that the host was looking down while the chat was going on, grin

well , yea .. a bit too much for me .
Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 7:45pm On Mar 17, 2013
Brand_new:
Check the watches thread on this section. Just posted a pic there but ain't showing my fingers cuz you ladies have a way of determining a mans size with that. Don't want no one making wild guesses on me. Lol!


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lol

so you dont want any part of you to be judged ,but here you are judging some one else.

we just want to see DAZ ALL grin
No one is going to report you to OGA AT THE TOP. grin

fingers and finger nails please.

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Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 7:41pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO3NO29L50U]
this should help


Nice one . smiley
Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 7:36pm On Mar 17, 2013
BABE!:
I don't have them done now but here is a collage of my past nails....


BABE !!! BABE !


like seriously , is that you? where have you been . we i've missed you here on fashion section. embarassed embarassed

whatever happened to our spicing up the section thread..... embarassed

and i can not believe the type of people who now moderate the section.

Please come back cry cry cry please cry cry
Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 7:30pm On Mar 17, 2013
Brand_new: That's a trick I won't fall for though I'm tempted to show you. grin


its no trick, i too would like to see yours.
Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 7:28pm On Mar 17, 2013
MsDarkSkin:

[img]http://bossip.files./2012/08/ombre-nails-2.jpeg[/img]

yea, how did they do it... you know ... to make the colours fade out into another coulour. Really nice.

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Fashion / J.lo's Fashion Statement At The TOP SHOP Opening Party in Hollywood by uzoo: 11:19pm On Mar 15, 2013
i like the whole outfit and hair style but
She just messed it up for me with those black tights. sad

Fashion / Re: All The Buzz About Halle Berry's Dress On Jay Leno's Show by uzoo: 10:51pm On Mar 15, 2013
what do you guys think , a little too much?

Fashion / All The Buzz About Halle Berry's Dress On Jay Leno's Show by uzoo: 10:47pm On Mar 15, 2013
Halle Berry might have appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to talk about her new film The Call or her dazzling Oscar dress, but instead everyone's talking about the daring gown she wore while chatting with the talk show host.

Berry graced the stage with a little black dress with an extremely low neckline that showed off plenty of cleavage. If that wasn't enough, there was a slit in the middle to show even more of her breasts. The hem was cut rather high above her knee, as well.

Speaking of dresses, Berry shared the story of her Bond Girl-inspired gown at the Oscars - and why she needed a back-up. "You know, I almost didn't wear that [Versace] dress ... I had a conversation with Donatella Versace. I told her that I wanted to go to the Oscars as a Bond girl. Like, if a Bond girl would go in 2013. So she came up with what her idea of it was, but you know she's out in the country so she put it in a suitcase and shipped it here. I got it a day before the Oscars ... The day before, I had some other dress I was going to wear, which was beautiful, but I pulled this out and it was like [makes lightning noise]. It fit perfectly and I just thought 'wow.'"

When Leno joked about all the poses stars have for the red carpet, Berry pointed out she could do very few. "This year I couldn't lift my arms up... If you notice... my hands were stuck down... It's just the way it (the dress) was, I couldn't do it."

Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by uzoo: 12:39am On Mar 14, 2013
@yuzedo

my oga at the top, Daz all
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Website Of The Nscdc? by uzoo: 12:37am On Mar 14, 2013
Poolmaster83: Welcome to Who want to be a Billionaire, Question No.1 For 10 million Naira, What is the website of the NSCDC?

A. I can't tell you one now
B. Is only known by oga at the top
C. www.NSCDC dot
D. All of the above

You Time Starts now!!! Can't Stop Laughing


my dear i have been laughing , giggling , and cracking up all day today i've got mist rolling down my eyes.... just cant stop. DAZ ALL! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by uzoo: 12:32am On Mar 14, 2013
yuzedo:
You are not a good pezin.. Daz all! grin grin grin


it seems as if you want me to report you to ''MY OGA AT THE TOP'' grin lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by uzoo: 12:23am On Mar 14, 2013
and i thought it couldnt get any worse lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by uzoo: 12:21am On Mar 14, 2013
After his Gaffe on National TV, the Lagos State NSCDC Commandant, Mr Obafaiye Shem, who was interviewed on Channels Television and couldn’t tell his organisation’s website, has immediately issued a statement in his defense, saying his “reluctance to put ‘dot.com‘ at the end of the website was totally intentional and not regretted”
In his statement, he says he “intentionally shied away from using the dot com”, as it sounded sexual, in fact, too sexual to be uttered on “Live TV”. He also said the presence of a Woman on the panel made him “too uncomfortable to say the word ‘com’, a Homonym of ‘cum’ as it would have been embarassing for her”
In an exclusive Telephone chat with Fake9janews, he further said:
“Look, i did not want to embarass myself by saying such dirty word. There was a woman there, how would i have sounded? I am a man of high moral standing…….if you think i’m telling lie, ask MY OGA AT THE TOP. That Is All”
Meanwhile, GEJ has just watched a recording of the interview, and has set up a committee to find out the real Website of the NSCDC.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by uzoo: 12:17am On Mar 14, 2013
If you want to be a millionaire you need to go through MY OGA AT THE TOP , DAZ ALL

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Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2013
the pointy nails look cute , i'm also digging the lilac colour its cool
adabeke12:

Stileto nails are the ish... Those r the type I rock
Fashion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Wear Dresses To The Beach? by uzoo: 9:24pm On Mar 12, 2013
madame_bebe:

Hahah I guess he had been to church earlier with his nwunye.



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol
Fashion / Re: Nails To Envy! by uzoo: 3:00pm On Mar 12, 2013
mine , i've had them for 10 days now. i know its a very popular style seen a lot on brides.

been using green shades and burgundy lately, just wanted this for a change.

love the pink and gold colours you posted above.

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Fashion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Wear Dresses To The Beach? by uzoo: 12:37pm On Mar 12, 2013
i think they are trying to promote ''descent dressing'' even at the beach , under the blazing sun and sandy grounds.

damn , is that guy in a suit?? shocked shocked shocked on the beach ,i think he should have worn the rain coat to go with it. grin
Fashion / Re: Ways To Rock A White Jacket/blazer by uzoo: 11:08am On Mar 12, 2013
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Fashion / Re: Ways To Rock A White Jacket/blazer by uzoo: 11:07am On Mar 12, 2013
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Fashion / Re: Ways To Rock A White Jacket/blazer by uzoo: 11:07am On Mar 12, 2013
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Fashion / Re: Ways To Rock A White Jacket/blazer by uzoo: 11:06am On Mar 12, 2013
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Fashion / Re: Ways To Rock A White Jacket/blazer by uzoo: 11:05am On Mar 12, 2013
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Fashion / Re: Mother Vs Daughter, Who Wore It Better? by uzoo: 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2013
awwwwwwww...... this pics just made me smile smiley

they are both cute, its so hard to pick one.

well i think i'll go with the daughter because she is au-naturale kiss cute

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