Ulcer de worry you for brain

Her ba3 was low, she put the phone in plane mode.

He who the gods want to slap always wears earphones

How do we help you when we don't even have any idea what happened?

Knock knock knock all the way o

And so shall it be, see you in hell then.

Throne crier

Ok

Wakanda fake news is this,no single evidence to back your gossip.

But Kiss my guy don fall my hand o

E no concern me,what you vote/sow you reap.

A

Proceeding to fry my legs immediately.

Is it bad if we create another meaning ni.
Oga o, double date na double date

Even some of us here on nairaland sef never see cinema gate before.

So,mr buster, what should I do now? Huh? Fry my balls abi

Where do you reside in Lagos?

Might be where Olamide got the sciencepiration from

Almost everyone has M na.

shebi e depend on the type of sperm na, come collect alaye own.

could have been an old pic

which of the relationships do you think will last longer,no one knows what you can cope with or bear better than yourself.

Evidence-less.

Nairalanders, I really need help on things to look out for when buying a laptop, especially second hand ones as am not all that techy.

Gracias

And the embarrassment that ll follow u won't be by mistake

That is more like it.

God don suffer.

lol,who get time to de read long news this morning.

nnaa onye a na ako tuu

uhmn... udonminit, so you mean to tell me froggie jumped that high

Can imagine what being in your shoes would be like now bro.
1.Can you authoritatively say she loves you (despite the whole saga) if she does, there is hope then.
2. The mistake we men make is thinking that going outside to "chill" while home is burning is the best way out... forgetting than when the we ll still come back to face the problem.

It's obvious she is a young woman, probably not had life rough with men. I think you have to chill for now, but still make your intentions known through texts,offline and online....especially at midnight when it's quiet.

I know the man, he is the Vice president of Nigerian perverts association.