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Politics / Re: 'President Buhari Called Me' - Dogara by viktor01(m): 2:47pm On Feb 09, 2017
This guy is a clown.!

'He said' Are you now the mouth piece of the gods Buhari.

Then, go back and tell him that if we dont see him before 12 midnight today, Osibande automatically becomes our president.

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Family / Re: My Two Balls Have Suffered In The Hands Of My Wife, Man Cries Out by viktor01(m): 2:46pm On Feb 09, 2017
OK
Romance / Re: At Age 25, A Man Must Have An Apartment & 2 Cars - Lady Says And Was Blasted by viktor01(m): 2:39pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ok.

Abuse of mouth...
Romance / Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by viktor01(m): 7:32pm On Feb 08, 2017
What of my phone apps?

My access bank app and the rest of them.
Family / Re: My Wife Has Turned Me Into A Punching Bag – Abuja Man Cries Out by viktor01(m): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2017
Not in Edo state....

But seriously o, When you beat her, you are not a man. when she beats you, you are not a man. Which way na?

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Romance / Re: 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Her Cheating by viktor01(m): 11:57am On Feb 08, 2017
Hmmmmmm
Family / Re: Living Under Same Roof With Inlaws……how Does It Look Like? by viktor01(m): 2:42pm On Feb 07, 2017
Seriously, it is not advice able for a man to marry a woman and put her in his father's house...

Jeez....! I trust my mum, she will kill her for me especially if it happens to be an inter ethnic marriage.

Woman, It is better to move back to your parents house too so that he can come for you when he is ready than allow yourself to be killed before your time.

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Career / Re: Is Spending N600 Per Day For Feeding Too Much For A 45k Monthly Job? by viktor01(m): 12:31pm On Feb 07, 2017
Na wa o, thank God sha. 45k in a month? where am i gonna live, will i ever have a gf or think of getting married.
Career / Re: Is Spending N600 Per Day For Feeding Too Much For A 45k Monthly Job? by viktor01(m): 12:30pm On Feb 07, 2017
Branzy:
yur babe go still collet her own. baba which way Nija



you don see am now

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Politics / Re: "The Two Faces Of Tuface" By Reuben Abati by viktor01(m): 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2017
Why his guy go start wetin him no go fit finish>>>PSQUARE SHOULD SING FOR HIM..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Things A Graduate Should Do While Waiting For A Good Job Offer by viktor01(m): 5:31pm On Feb 01, 2017
[s]Why is robbery not in the list? your list is not complete grin grin[/s]

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Woman's Ear When Husband Is On Phone {photos} by viktor01(m): 2:36pm On Feb 01, 2017
LOL.
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Hit Borno Mosque by viktor01(m): 12:31pm On Jan 25, 2017
Pishure or you know the drill grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Reasons Why Some Women Never Want To Marry by viktor01(m): 2:09pm On Jan 05, 2017
Is that so?

Car Talk / Re: 5 Places Where Driverless Cars Can Work In Nigeria by viktor01(m): 2:07pm On Jan 05, 2017
Na so
Crime / Re: MMM: About-to-wed Man Drinks Insecticide Over Alleged Crash Of Scheme In Otukpo by viktor01(m): 5:05pm On Dec 13, 2016
Omo, see wahala.

More to join by January when the last straw will break the camel's back. To know that things are always very critical in January.

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Investment / Re: Why I Think MMM Is Not A "Helping" Scheme by viktor01(m): 4:51pm On Dec 13, 2016
[b]Bros no ve[/b]x,
Investment / Re: Why I Think MMM Is Not A "Helping" Scheme by viktor01(m): 4:41pm On Dec 13, 2016
MMM.

They have preached all the preaching in the world to me to join MMM but my heart didn't take it so i relaxed.

If I exhibit the kind of callous mind I exhibited towards joining MMM in sinning, Mehn...... I would have been a saint. undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Lies Alot, What Should I Do? by viktor01(m): 6:01pm On Dec 07, 2016
Singing.....Deuces......I thought it's true love but you know women lie... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Lies Alot, What Should I Do? by viktor01(m): 6:00pm On Dec 07, 2016
vickykeyz:
lol guys should love wit dia head not heart

God bless you
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In N220k Floral Sandals [PICS] by viktor01(m): 5:49pm On Dec 02, 2016
So, should we be crying?
Romance / Re: Man Checks Out Fiancee's Butt In Racy Pre-wedding Photos by viktor01(m): 4:03pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ok, we haf seen am
Romance / Re: Man Checks Out Fiancee's Butt In Racy Pre-wedding Photos by viktor01(m): 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2016
Theoritical:
He will get tired of it soon grin

Truly.....
Religion / Re: “God Will Remove Your Name From Book Of Life If You Do MMM'' - Guy Cries Out by viktor01(m): 4:25pm On Dec 01, 2016
I don't do MMM, do you know why?

The reason is that as a Nigerian, my mind has been configured to believe that if it is easy, then something is wrong somewhere.

I am yet to wrap my head around the mystery behind the profit in MMM. Something is OFF about MMM
Phones / Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by viktor01(m): 3:11pm On Nov 30, 2016
Shame on the Nigerian government.

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Romance / Re: Marrying A Lady 6 Years Older by viktor01(m): 2:53pm On Nov 30, 2016
Na.......Women grow older than men over time. Very soon, you will have people asking you when your mum visited you and you may not have the boldness to call her your wife. Afteer the euphoria, reality will set in. shocked shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by viktor01(m): 11:04am On Nov 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


Why would a boyfriend buy iPhone 7 just to have sex with his girlfriend ??

Does her pussy have gold ??

Is she a prostitute ??

She can go get a job just like me so she can buy herself iPhones and aeroplanes

The boyfriend satisfies his girlfriend's sexual desires and in return he's sexual desires are satisfied

E sweet me and e sweet her, who go pay ??

Do you know how much iPhone 7 is sold ??

Why would i spend 350k just to get tired or don't you know that sex is the hardest job in the world ??

And the same iPhone i bought for her will be used to call another guy when I'm out of town to come service her engine

She needs to pay me for wasting my strength in moving my stiff waist in the name of having sex while she lays on her back like a dead elephant

She might as well go start doing ashana business for Allen junction Ikeja if she wants money for sex


You nailed it bro. I could read this again and again. undecided undecided
Business / Re: Recession: It’s Up To You, CBN Tells Government by viktor01(m): 12:40pm On Nov 23, 2016
Hmmmmmmmmm. I bekieve in miracle.

Exactly what happens when graduates decide to vote for a man with PHCN bill as certificate.

Hahahahahahaha. You ain't going anywhere.

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Education / Re: YABATECH Student Mocks Fire Service Men, We Should Call A DJ by viktor01(m): 11:53am On Nov 23, 2016
Hahahahaha. Not funny.
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Things You Must Take Along To NYSC Camp To Avoid Stress by viktor01(m): 12:34pm On Nov 22, 2016
You forgot to add extension and power bank.

Electricity go do una strong thing, na that time una go know saycamp no be hotel
Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel To Equatorial Guinea For Africa-arab Summit by viktor01(m): 5:17pm On Nov 21, 2016
The comment here will not kill me.

Shebi your office dey for sky ni?

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Romance / Re: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by viktor01(m): 5:10pm On Nov 21, 2016
And I have about 6 of them tracking me like the Nigerian police track drivers.

your pics and i will sen you one.

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