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Romance / Re: Subtle Ways To Turn Men Down by Viper(m): 6:01pm On Jul 31, 2006
soccerchic:


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


you call this subtle way? be careful, cuz u might get a serious head-butt for that angry





cheesy
Religion / Re: Christianity Is The Only Faith That Is Alive. Where Is The Spirit Behind Islam? by Viper(m): 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2006
babyosisi:

In the eyes of God there is no difference between someone who denies him and someone who worships a false god.
Kag needs repentance and so does anyone who has not yet accepted Jesus as Lord and saviour.
I doubt God will ever prove himself to him. God will prove himself to someone who is completely ignorant of him, not one who knows himand keeps denying him.
What he does is allow such a persons cup to get full before dealing finally with that person.

@KAG
yes God can be that mean, he is not all goody goody.
Religion / Re: If The World Is Given An Opportunity To Meet Adam And Eve by Viper(m): 5:52pm On Jul 31, 2006
KAG:

Believe me, Adam and Eve would probably be the least of my worries; good thing they never existed then - at least not as described in the Literalists interpretation of the Bible.
I believe you evolved from a monkey or worm then?


As for me, i would ask adam what he was doing when the serpent was tempting eve and ask eve why she didn't call adam before eating the fruit.

































then beat the shit outta her angry
Business / Re: How To Get A Loan? by Viper(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2006
LoverBwoy:

do banks in Nigeria give start-up people loan, i thought they only loan rich people and big business grin

to get a loan in nigeria u need to be rich already or know someone in management wink
yea mehn! u right jare sad

baabolight:

The amount in question is rather much and you may end up using all your profit to service the loan in question. Why not start small, if possible? Another option is to get partners. If your business plan is good enough, certain individuals can get overdrafts and similar loans that may add up to much at the end of the day.

However, be open with the partners as getting a loan involves a lot of risks. Best of luck in your endeavour.

Thanks man. thanks for the encouragement cool
Travel / Re: Australian Or New Zealand Visa by Viper(m): 5:38pm On Jul 31, 2006
he is into programming/software development.
Don't yab meoo, but I was kinda confused on that site sad
can u help cheesy
Properties / Re: Plots Of Land For Sale At Ibeju-lekki by Viper(m): 5:36pm On Jul 31, 2006
imomoh u didn'thelp mewith the houses?
Programming / Re: Programming A Converter For *.wma To *.mp3 - By Sbucareer by Viper(m): 5:29pm On Jul 31, 2006
my people wetin do this thread naw?
Religion / Re: Christianity Is The Only Faith That Is Alive. Where Is The Spirit Behind Islam? by Viper(m): 5:25pm On Jul 31, 2006
KAG:

The KAG? You make me sound like some kind of a machine or something, in fact, I like it, I'll use it. Also I'm not, or was not hacking God as usual (more difficult than you could probably imagine - no pun intended), I was hacking claims made in her name.

My heart doesn't nag, she's good; but yeah, denying Allah in your head won't stop the nagging in your heart either, so there.

Yes, yes you can be sometimes, but it isn't because of religion.
KAg, you go around all nigerian forums denying God and making him look like he doesn't exist.
I actually look at most of your religion related posts and laugh, you know why?
Cos of your clear ignorance. your posts show you have been deceived by obvious lies and that speaks a lot.
You need to stop denying God in you, he may just decide to forget you and that will be very bad for you and anybody associated to you.
And watch your speeches and writeups so you dont end up in apostacy.
Properties / Re: Plots Of Land For Sale At Ibeju-lekki by Viper(m): 4:05pm On Jul 26, 2006
imomoh24:

Viper there are flats where i live
3BR, with a master that has on-suite bathroom,on the top floor of a storey building.

Nice. Abeg help me find out the cost all of them and send your reply to lexfrosty@yahoo.com

na beg i beg you o grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oracle, Java Or Cisco by Viper(m): 3:56pm On Jul 26, 2006
My dear,
I see you are female and coupled with your course of study in school, networking or programming might not go easy with you. So, I advice you to take Oracle. smiley
Travel / Re: Australian Or New Zealand Visa by Viper(m): 3:53pm On Jul 26, 2006
He actually needs a skilled migrant visa, so he can work.
Business / Re: How To Get A Loan? by Viper(m): 3:50pm On Jul 26, 2006
lmao, thanks guys, i appreciate the responses. smiley
Gaming / Re: Which Computer Games Do You Play? by Viper(m): 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2006
Wow! nothing as interesting as combating a chic on a game grin

firestar,soulpatrol and spikecylinder, are you chics in naija?
we could meet-up somewhere for a challenge? cheesy

spike, can u send me the mobile game u got, need some to keep myself busy when bored cheesy
spike and firestar check ur emails smiley
Properties / Re: Plots Of Land For Sale At Ibeju-lekki by Viper(m): 2:31pm On Jul 24, 2006
dOYOU HAVE FLATS OR APARTMENTS FOR RENT?
Programming / Re: Programming A Converter For *.wma To *.mp3 - By Sbucareer by Viper(m): 1:11pm On Jul 24, 2006
Sbu_career, may your children call you daddy with all pride and happiness grin

I seem to have forgotten JSE & JEE since i left them for another platform.

thank you for this, waiting for the "getContentPane" areas, love Swing cheesy
Travel / Re: Australian Or New Zealand Visa by Viper(m): 1:01pm On Jul 24, 2006
hunter,
Thanks for the response. I would like to know if you could give more insight on how someon can find his/her way there.
you can send your response to my email : lexfrosty@yahoo.com
make we yarn ok wink
Family / Re: Men And Women Are Equal! by Viper(m): 2:35pm On Jul 21, 2006
Nutter:

Biblically, the man is the head. However, this doesn’t mean that women should be treated shabbily or as inferiors. In my opinion, women make a far greater contribution to the dynamics of our social environment than men can ever hope to make. On this basis, women should be given maximum respect. They remain the necks that turn the heads. As someone once said:

The weaker sex is the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.

In the end, aside from biblical sources, a woman has made the distinction between men and women very clear. Her name is Mother Nature.


All those wans na tori.(story)
The weaker is stonrger and stronger get weak and weakness gets strong. na lie. cheesy
Religion / Re: Christianity Is The Only Faith That Is Alive. Where Is The Spirit Behind Islam? by Viper(m): 12:16pm On Jul 21, 2006
xkape:

You guys shouldnt go around provoking muslims with this kind of rhetoric.
Anybody can claim the miraculouis or the spiritual. Arguments like these only alienate muslims the more and stirs up hate.

Muslims are our brothers, cheesy
Religion / Re: Who Created Evil? God? So He's To Blame? by Viper(m): 12:14pm On Jul 21, 2006
Seun:

This is a discussion forum. If you don't want to discuss the issue at hand, don't post!
Boy, I am discussing, but with questions.
Romance / Re: Are You Better Off Single? No Stress. by Viper(m): 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2006
Seyeamu:

you're full of it. since when did u become a mathematician for God?

i know which one i am going to do if i see u (its not hug) angry so u had better not post your picture here.

on a more serious note VOTE FOR ME
ye! i'm in tworuble shocked
But i like mathematics naw, and it was One rib the bible said cry

Vote where? , show me the link.
Romance / Re: Are You Better Off Single? No Stress. by Viper(m): 11:28am On Jul 21, 2006
Mystique:

I hav no trouble deciding, i'll KNOW what to do if i meet Viper grin
lol, hopeit wont be a slap cry


Seyeamu:

@viper, you're rude, annoying and funny. my guess is that its terribly attractive to women. i am sure women fall over themselves for u and then have trouble deciding whether to hug u or slap u shitless. lucky man.

by the way this is the bible verse in context. Genesis 2

[center]21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

25And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.[/center]

Good. Can you see we even named you chics , we could have called you "pidgeon" or "house" but we were kind enough to call you "woman".grin
Can you also see that it was "One" rib God took, not half of the total ribs we had, just ONE and you chics want equality. better appreciate us oo cheesy
Religion / Re: Christianity Is The Only Faith That Is Alive. Where Is The Spirit Behind Islam? by Viper(m): 7:13pm On Jul 20, 2006
Softee:

In Christianity:

1.)The sick are healed
2.)Demons are cast out
3.)Tongues are spoken to speak to the spirit
4.)Holy spirit enters people
5.)Words spoken out of another persons mouth can come directly from God
6.) Beauty of Jesus can be seen in People

All this is done in Jesus name. However muslims see him as just a prophet, can you do the above in mohammed's name?? So how can Jesus be a prophet??

oya muslims answer abeg grin

softee, dont let KAG and his likes comeand catch you. They will ask you were and when you saw demons grin
Religion / Re: Amorc: School Or Secret Society? by Viper(m): 7:11pm On Jul 20, 2006
They are evil. Never ever go close to their belief.
Gaming / Re: Playing 'Winning Eleven' Online by Viper(m): 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2006
Oracle:

yeah, please post it.
whoever has it should release it now

LMAO! your blood dey hot abi? cheesy
Business / How To Get A Loan? by Viper(m): 5:21pm On Jul 20, 2006
I have this mega idea of a business, but i need serious finance for it, about 17million to startup.

I heard diamond bank helps in giving loans to people who have ideas, don't know how true this is?

Does anyone here know of anyway to get such money to startup something? Payback will be within 2 years.

Any hook-ups? grin
Programming / Re: Help On C# by Viper(m): 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2006
Cactus:

read your book

lmao! cactus take it easy jo.

chilele, it should just be a method call naw, just like in java.
check the api.
Travel / Re: Study Permit To Canada by Viper(m): 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2006
google "maple education in nigeria" they are at sangrouse sura shopping complex.
They are the best in regards to canadian runs.

thank me later
Adverts / Re: Cashless Nigeria -exploiting The Coming Atm Explosion.its About To Happen by Viper(m): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2006
tony, send me a mail to lexfrosty@yahoo.com lets talk quickly.
Travel / Australian Or New Zealand Visa by Viper(m): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2006
Does anyone know how one can get their visa? say a 2yr visa or something?
I have a friend who is seriosuly in need of this.
And may i add that he doesn't have so much money to spend oo grin

Any help will be highly appreciated.
Romance / Re: Are You Better Off Single? No Stress. by Viper(m): 4:55pm On Jul 20, 2006
Bisanke:

@Viper
You are something else o smiley grin
wink
Family / Re: Men And Women Are Equal! by Viper(m): 4:35pm On Jul 20, 2006
kellorah:

sometimes, males can do things better,sometimes women can do things better.
some gay guys can do things better than straight guys and vice versa!

lol

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