Whenever you are going for ur next interview dont fvck .. even if you have to, dont do it in ur house .. go to a hotel .. i am serious no b joke ..

helppppp:
Hi everyone, I have to narrate my ordeal to you all. I'm really suffering here and I'm very sad at present. No one knows this cuz I'm always jovial. Seriously I suffer a lot!

I can't even recall when I started watching porn but this week will make a complete 2 years that I have been masturbating. I felt this kind of regret when it was a year too. Please help me, I don't want it to persist again. I don't want to continue with it.

It's even got to a stage that I get aroused to anything exposure about the female. Merely looking at boobs at times, I'd have to control myself. I can't even stand a TV soft sexual act, I'd definitely be aroused. I'm hating on myself!

Before, when I engage in this act, I used to last long a little time but nowadays, I can't even stay two seconds. All I need to hear is the voice of the porn star and I'm done. I know that means I've already developed premature ejaculation (PE) .. Another one I notice nowadays is that I don't get the full control of my joystick as before, it's still standing but I feel it's lost some strength. I feel I have developed erection dysfunction (ED) also and I have never had sex before. I don't my future wife to be depressed about me!


I'm gonna be 21 in August, I don't want this thing to remain with me please help.. I have already lost enough with it. My final year result was pure rubbish, I was only lucky to make a 2.1 cuz i had had good results already in the past. Lots of times I have also contemptlated suicide or harming myself in a way to end this but I won't do that ever.

Even being in my early twenties, I'm far from being broke but I've never had a girlfriend. Just help me please!

you have a problem but dont blame it on masturbation, go and see a doctor. For me i have an opposite experience with masturbation, it actually makes me last longer and i dont get aroused easily .. even if a girl strips and she is not as sexy as i imagine i dont get aroused.

Ur brother don chop am ... d woman don wash her thing put inside food wey she serve ur brother .. bring him to me let me beat the juju outta his brain

SirLakes:
Haha
Your brother will go bald before age 45 with wahala

Egbon yen MA palori

lol

ClassRep001:
After all the money you made through drug and other fraudulent business all you could get your mom is this second hand tokunbo under 500k trash,, really?

Shame on you young man

you must be from one thick village .. its quite evident no member of ur family has ever priced a car talkless of buying .. see clean car wey this village man dey call under 500k trash

Thats the problem with u guys .. i always know the kind of girl i bring home, some girls look decent and all but they are still olosho ... all olosho are thieves .. be vigilant when you bring them home and make sure your money and valuables are under lock and key incase you loose guard .. no matter how decent an olosho dresses i know how to identify them, experience has taught me that. Some boys just see any girl and toast, not knowing their identity, if i see olosho anywhere even in a corporate firm working i know and as such i dont toast them, i negotiate with them in less than a minute whereas some mumu boys go dey toast olosho like normal babe and some of these girls will just be playing along .. later you will come on nairaland and say one girl stole ur money but na you no jaa

I swear i dont blame buhari, this man has always been a religious bigot,dictator, tribalistic and lack any sense of reasoning judging from his history as a former head of states. I blame all of you idiots who thinks a man of 75 can change from his evil ways. Buhari was chosen as a spokesperson by bokoharam and you think its a coincidence .. all of you that vot3ed buhari will receive the kind of change he brought to nigeria in ur lives .. amen.

Ppl dont just get killed ... we sef go skul .. we sef game .. we play .. we rugged am .. we cash out .. we did all that .. this oriade guy must have fvcked up big time .. i think money got to his head and he started overstepping his boudaries .. he didnt play a fair game and he paid the price

Since buhari become president data no com dey reach pesin again.. no matter how much data u buy it wont last .. baba i prostrate give u go feed ur cow for daura come 2019

Its better to go for corrola .. if u want a benz get enuf moni and go for c300 or higher models .. c240 is a phased out benz

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Are dey afonja?
Maybe dey park 2 go n pluck herbs 2 make agbo, den snake bite dem
Or maybe village pple remote him.


Serve him ryt.
He can small boy drive Honda crosstour
Yahoo boy
Dey r lucky dey did not steal dem skull.

Yahoo boy and slay queen HV gun.
Mumu pple

human being .. u jealous so teyyyyyyyyyy u jealous dead body .. repent b4 its too late

harmbhrosz:
alaye....I have friends that are richer than me and I also have friends I'm richer than..... it's called life

FYI, your firends doesn't owe you anything....for the fact that he could even associated himself with his old friend(customer) and didn't write him off is good enough.

In life some people has to be at the newspaper vendor while others has to purchase and read the same newspaper.... everyone cannot be rich.

I asked again....have you helped every friend you've ever had in life?

why u dey yarn opkata .. 20 years and he couldnt even change his life a bit .. dele dat man is not ur friend, he is just your vendor .. gerrarahia

BiggyB242:
Don't approach her, just get the evidence that she cheated on you. Make her the side chick and get yourself a main chick; when you get serious with the main dump the previous. If she raises alarm just show her your evidence and quietly walk away.

follow dis guy's advice

.. if a girl has more dan 3 earpiercings and wears ankle chains she is an olosho .. u can ignore the earpiercing, if any girl wears ankle chain no need to toast her oo .. just ask her how much for ur market

I hope u know dat if u havent ur voters card till now it means u cant vote anymore because voters card registration has ended

deadkamalu:
these places you are naming is nowhere near sankera axis of the state where the militas hold sway and the military is out there flushing them out so that the humans living there can live in peace but here you are twisting the story or should the military allow the militia gangs continue in armed robbery,kidnappng and killings because fulanis are displacing people in naka road?

na wa o .. all these places you guys are mentioning brings sweet memory of my nysc days of 2013/2014 .. where did all these militias suddenly spring out from .. kastina ala, zaki biam and sankera were my zones and things were so sweet then, what went wrong

Abi na fasting cause dis one?

If she claims 23 then she has given birth to 1 or 2 kids .. child birth makes some women age fast

Go to any school where u wont meet sadist lecturers that will frustrate ur destiny... all schools are almost the same.. the lecturers dont do much .. you hv to b determined to be d best.

Mehn abiola blood thick no be small

Most of the girls you toast are olosho .. why wont they like money

Me toast? Thats stressful joor .. unless i wanna wife u .. i hv my hook up app on my fone .. if konji catch me, i login , look for a girl dat has all i want, just write hi you are sexy lets hook up .. d reply i get is where is ur location, shortime or night, your house or hotel .. den we continue from there .. life is easy

Shawarma biz is not bad if you can secure a hotspot .. my lil bro who is just 19 bought a car, lives in a well furnished self contain apartment and he has 2 employees now, all from his small shawarma spot

Fgc ogbomoso ... it was a routine to enter the hostel late and sleep underneath the bunk while in ss1 to hide from my seniors ... in ss3 we killed and cooked stray chickens and goats ..we scaled fence and go to town to play video games and buy stuff with d money we made from selling expensive textbooks and school properties like luvers, bulbs, fans etc, smoke cigarettes patronize oloshos etc, chai i will never forget plantation where we go and harvest farmer's corns, mangoes, cashew etc and eat, d locals hv sweared tire but we had a popular saying whenever they swear " ekpe o ki n mu student( swear no dey catch student) .. chai man don spoil tey tey no be today

Dont know wat yall are saying but i love that tracksuit .. its lovely

uprightman11:



Tools for ACH MD AliB when you dey expose since nko bro calms down ooo

read my comments again, i no mention any tool na ... what i shared is common knowledge .. wetin everybody know

uprightman11:


I've been watching you on this thread bro even if you be Yahoo boy abi wire Lord keep your shit down as anonymous as this group seems still keep shut once in a while.. Which girl u wan impress for this nairaland? These local things?!? Bro no dey cast anyhow... let your doings speak.

.. where in this thread did i tell u dat am a yahoo boy .. we are all aring our opinions here . Dis are merely common knowledge

abdulaz:


Most peeps here know nothing about yahoo. When their mates are pressing at night these nitwits here will be snoring in their fathers houses. When the boy finally blows they will say it’s ritual. Most of them still eat mama thank you and use their meager data to come and be spewing trash on nairaland.

Ritual is ritual and yahoo is yahoo. The former represents the lazy and unintelligent peeps while the later are smart dudes with good mental IQ.

The present state of the nation pushed a lot of dudes into the business where most are graduates and are also from poor homes where eating a day meal is like a dream.

Abeg NwanyiAwkaetiti contact me make I send you small thing for your data. You have just earned it.

The street has shamed a lot of haters who thought guys from poor homes without any help or connections wouldn’t become something in life.

I dey my house make sars come make we smoke weed together because when mugu fall Guyman must chop...God bless America.

dont mind this dull ppl, how can you go through the stress of doing unbelievable things in the name of ritual and still press laptop. It doesnt add up ... doing rituals and yahoo are 2 different things .. people who do blood money are ritualists while smart peeps who use laptops to fall magas are yahoo boys.

U dont nid jazz to hack an email, u dont need jazz to intercept financial convos, u dont nid jazz to alternate bank details on invoices .. u dont nid jazz to give financial instructions using the clients legitimate email .. it's mostly illiterates and impatient ppl dat use jazz .. dont be decieved

marttol:
You even see a boy of fifteen years old going diabolical just because of flashy things... I once tried it, but my friend who is deeply into it knowing I'm a Christian told me you can't do this thing... But he never told me it's diabolical, I later found out, there is nothing like Yahoo anymore... It all involves juju... Funny enough, they mostly do it to impress the glory less girls, and the girls too will be blushing like an hen about to be killed... Then they will start looking down on real hustling guys, calling them "suffer"... I even know some whose parents are aware of their fraudulent acts and she still collects money from them...

Pathetic

that

buy laptop, buy connection stay at home and find maga online .. dats d fastest way to make money online

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