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A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a bottle lying near him and threw it at his wife. The bottle missed the wife and got into the neighbours' house breaking the window glass.

Now both the husband and wife got embarassed and went to apologise to the neighbour. Upon reaching the house, they found out a young man sitting on a couch with a smile on his face.

Before the couple could say anything, the man said, "I am a genie. I was enclosed in that bottle for many years, but you two have set me free, so ask for any three boons you want to and it shall be fulfilled. But against your three boons you will have to fulfill one wish of mine".

The couple were so happy that they didn't think twice and presented their wishes.

"I want millions of dollars in my account", The husband said.
"Done", said the genie.
"I want diamond jewelleries in all my vaults".
"Done", said the genie.
"I want bunglows all over the world", said the husband.
"Done", said the geniee.

Now it was the time of the genies wish. "So" the genie said, "I have fulfilled all the three wishes you have said, and its time for my wish. I have not slept with a women for long. I wish to have sex with your wife.
The couple got worried, but the husband explained that it was only a genie and it didn't matter much to him. Besides the genie has given them a lot of things. So the wife consented.

The geniee and the wife had a lovely night together.

Finally in the morning the genie said, "it was wonderful but how old is your husband?"
"Why, he is just thirty five"
"My god ", said the geniee, "even at thirty five he still believes in geniees".

I also got a mail inviting me for the test in Jos, I didnt chose Jos

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

AfricaFace:

YOU SEE OUR PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FAVOURITE MOVIES , AND SOME GEGES ARE HERE IN NAIRALAND TALKING ABOUT JAKISHAN, EDDIE  MURHPY FILMS, WHEN WILL THIS ACULTURATION END MY PEOPLE, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT  MOVIES, WHAT HAPPENED TO OKONKWO, OVORUMNWA NOGBAISI, , LIVING IN BONDAGE , ETC . AM SURE WHEN WE TALK OF FOOD PPLE WILL ALSO PREFER CHINESE FOOD BECAUSE THE COMMON SNAIL IN OUR BARBEACH HAVE BEEN MARCHED AND SERVED RAW BY MAJESTY KITCHEN OR  FRENCHIES ,  WHEN WILL ALL THIS RUBBISH STOP, MY FOLLOW AFRICAN- NIGERIANS

Na wao!!! na by force!!! I havn't seen any home video i can put in my least 100 movies
My best movie for now is Click, it is simply hilarious

crazy, sexy and quiet

Now dont u just hate it when you are watching an interesting Tv program and NEPA/PHCN takes the light

R.Kelly - slow wind

Wow!!! this is awesome cool. this guy 2face is going places, i'm so happy for him