I don baff I don serve SomeonecallOlamide

homesteady:


I'm sure people expected them to start by 12

LOL. That'll be 23rd na. Obviously most celebrities boycotted the show.

Mehn, empty seats boku like Enyimba match.

Jarchi:
After hip tv don do me wayo,naxo i vex off gen,nah only nepa go make me try watch even if i go still watch.

They don finally start.

Ha, the nerve of it.

Reddit is fun.

It's becoming very easy to predict what makes frontpage these days.
1. MMM
2. Pre wedding pictures
3. MMM
4. Emmanuella
5. MMM

See this yeye people o. Na by force to stay alive for Nigeria?

R.I.P

Oh Custard cream!
Two for Fifty only!
Now...

Here lies Milk rich biscuit One of my many favourites. I used to buy for 50 naira Now double that is the price.

Degrassi

All these MMM people no go allow us read and enjoy real work experience.
Topic says WORK!!!

I hope edible catering didnt dissapoint them.

Awwwwww. I love cute stories.

Mehn, I was beginning to worry that these celebs and their cronies wouldnt give us an offscreen entertainment to end the year. This looks promising.

What's the english word for schadenfreude?

It seems this girl's age decreases as her achievements increase. I need that juice.

Vorpal:

Nope,you will be notified when you exhaust it.

thanks.

Hope they wont deduct from my normal subscription at night?

What if your name no bin dey book of life before you do MMM?
Because MMM or not, no be everybody go make heaven.

It must be a boring Tuesday morning as usual for NL mods to push this to frontpage.

Shuoooooooo!!!!
Dash me money too o!

I like your gapteeth.

Black Friday was just too much capitalism for Fidel to handle. LOL

RIP, Mr Castro. May Cuba keep its independence, high literacy, and fine medical system. May it remain free from US meddling.

On a totally unrelated note, I used MTN as a case study. Just saying.

I know your type and you don enter one chance.
It seems the students know you are not in good terms with the school management so that explains the hiss and other things you didn't mention.
So after playing minister of justice for one year, you suddenly realize the man is in charge of your clearance.

LMAO!! Who else noticed how the younger kid was trying to prevent his brother from taking the mic?
Reminds me of the coke advert in reverse roles.

greatdude:
your brother's name starts with a 'I' and ends with a 'U'. Never been to Ambassdors College but I know someone that knows someone.....

Whoa genius boy! You just unravelled the mystery we've been too dumb to see on on the first page and other 2016 Cowbell competition threads on NL. Kudos!

chimere66:
They were 4 in number but only these 3 was arrested but the funny thing is that their charm was still working even in court because the magistrate that granted them bail without paying a damn must be Under something. the names of these crooks are 1. Iniobong Amos Jimmy
2.Uko jacob
3. anietie
from Usung idim etuk in Etinan local government Akwa ibom state.

Don't joke with Akwa ibom juju.

dimexy247:
7. When they have one of their long-ass commercials, you ask and Anon is finally explaining what went down since he started watching.

May have been watching for a month but the summary is always swift.

@ bold, So true. My friend can explain three seasons in just two sentences and tell you to "just watch and see, you'll understand everything frim season 4.

Sleekyshuga:

Ohafians and Presbyterian churches are like siamese twins ..

Ehen na. It's in the blood.
I'm pretty sure one of your parents must have been born into a presbyterian home. No?