Contgrats Leonardo.
It was much deserved after a long wait.
Now you've got one Oscar than me.

Reminds me so much of Ned Vizzini. It's kind of a funny story.

Did someone say Slumdog Millionaire?

Liljeez:
It has rained thrice in my area

Where is my area?

Yayyyyyy! Nigeria vs India on a Nigerian forum.
The last efight de countries' I witnessed was on 4Chan. India vs Rest of the world.
Then one Indian dude decides to speak up for India and after saying all the ridiculously good things about India ended it by saying ''India is not as dirty as people think. People don't shitt on the roads as there are designated shitting streets''
So now, Indians here, how true is it? Are there streets dedicated for defecating?

ZUBY77:


So if i get the car, sold it and bought 100 laptops, would that affect my brain?

Bloody hell, are you kidding me please? how do i explain it? Even if the model sells the car and buys 20 laptops, it has no effect because she does not (in this instance) has the brains to use them effectively...... This is unlike the 5.0 dude that will optimize it to its best with his brains.
I hope I won't get another mention from you about this. I just stated my opinion. If you still don't get it, just let it go please.

There should be no reason to compare both of them. There is no basis for that. They are both in different fields with different means and ends.

ZUBY77:

Where does Brain get involved in a comparison between a car and a laptop.?

You've got to use a brain to maximize the laptop potential.

ZUBY77:

lol.. so how difficult is it to sell the car and buy 100 laptops?

Yeah but then you can't buy the brains.

pussypounder:
A friend of mine wants to quite his job with a multinational brewery company to start yahoo yahoo. Pls advice
Login: Lalasticlala
Password: olajumoke

Confirm Password: Snake

From the article, Which Big church is located around Lagos- Ibadan expressway?

The primary school I attended in PortHarcourt is owned by one of the Murray Bruce's wife. That's the closest I've come to the Bruces.

I seriously wonder why anyone would want big boobs.

RickRichards:

So?
Please help me save my job. I keep blurting out "So?" anytime I come across your signature. I've done it twice while talking to my boss, but today I was on a conference call with my boss and his boss - the CEO. He was talking about his terminally ill wife being on life support when I saw your signature on my screen and blurted out "So?" again. The CEO was like: "what was that?! and I quickly told him I said "Oh no". Well, turns out my boss heard me clearly and he has read out the riot act to me one last time. I'm now on my final straw. So please help a brother. Don't let the meaning of your signature steal the meaning from my life.


Disclaimer: I have no idea what I just typed.

So?
My current signature?

Soon her church would give a media speech concerning her. I'm sure of that.

Cutehector:
Hmmmmmm


A very hard one.


Well a virtuous wife won't accept such gifts.

It's only the woman who is greedy will accept

And if I get to be informed dat she declined the gift, my respect for her will soar high.

lol. Hope the respect buys her another new range

poshestmina:
Sell the car and use the money for something else

Exactly. It's not every gift from your ex you reject.

Oh and by the way, you can spend the rest of the night carving up a comeback which I know will be lame but trust me, I won't reply. Got to sleep. Have a flight to catch first thing tomorrow.

Dumb post below.
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Drefan:

Shut the fück up you repulsive bitch_.
Beneath those smileys, I see a hurt soul, weeping out her red eyes. Sorry oh. If you had any dignity left you'd picked up whatever is left of your battered self-esteem and quietly retreated to a corner and mourn your useless life.
Idiot of a thousand leprous fathers.

Awwww.
It can pain aswear.
Go back to watching apocalypto. That's the only thing you're familiar with. Current movies require you to go to the cinema so I guess you have to wait a bit to download the HD quality.
And dude, why are you begging me to insult your parents? The fact your inbred parents are actually an embarrassment to you don't mean you should let someone insult them on NL because of a movie thread. Abi your mama never try for you? Not every village witch manage to tie their child's destiny by f^cking her step brother who happens to be your dad. Your parents have given you every reason to be ashamed of them but please do not let ne insult their broken souls. I pity them already too. Lets not add to their misfortune of having you..

Drefan:

Shut the fück up you repulsive bitch_.
Beneath those smileys, I see a hurt soul, weeping out her red eyes. Sorry oh. If you had any dignity left you'd picked up whatever is left of your battered self-esteem and quietly retreated to a corner and mourn your useless life.
Idiot of a thousand leprous fathers.

Lol. Oya na lets start.
Your mother is a uneducated money borrower!
Good enough?

Drefan:
[s]
I can see that I really struck a nerve hence the vigorous flow of emotions.
You double-digit-IQ rëtard.

I don't see why how and what I chose to comment should be any business of yours. If it so bothers you, by all means, look for a very hard rock and hit your dense, goatish skull against it till it breaks into nothingness.

You Classless, featherbrained porcupine.
Atleast I was opportuned to possess a black and white tv., but your family, as far as back to your worthless grand dad never saw one.
May the devil make a ladder of your back bone while picking the apples in the garden of hell.
May your friends have a jolly day while burying your stinking corpse.

LOL. I understand your pains. It's very hard for you to endure the pains of eating crumbs from benevolent hands, solely because papa is a pauper who fails to provide simple luxuries such as making money available for food, no matter the quality, and mama's whoring_ business isn't helping either. Stüpid cünt.[/s]

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Buhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*wipes tears*
You know you've killed a bit§h as§ nigga when he starts insulting your family.
Goodness me! I won. I'll see myself out now.

When your barber has a degree in customer satisfaction.

Drefan:

You are too daft to see the brutal truth beyond your flat nose.

See this dumbass ignoramus with an outdated taste in movies. Olodo, thread reads name a movie and in your local village head wanting to show off your mgbeke collection of movies, you begin reeling of names of nonsense.
Yes, I did not comment the name of my favourite movie initially because the thread had already been bastardized by your ilk who went ahead to name series as movies and in your case, list all the movies you were fortunately opportuned to watch on a black and white tv.

I chose to ignore your quack logic at first hoping you'd realize your foolhardiness but your animalistic desire to sound learned pushed you to type gibberish.

F^ck off my mentions with your backward reasoning. Broke bitc$h as$ nigga.

LOL .... Is she using cutlery to eat eba already?
This keeps getting .....

Zico0:
By trying to correct him, 'you sef faltered'

what?

Drefan:

No you don't adhere to instructions, otherwise you would have done as OP opined - "Name A Movie You Have Watched Over 5 Times That You Are Still Entertained By" - but you had to stop on the way to feed your vanity.
Doesn't speak well of people who castigate others for doing what they themselves do.
Nothing marks a man's character by living by their set laws.

Good evening.

Your point is?

Drefan:

Naming only a movie is just like touching nothing at all. I didn't even complete my list - which is running to infinity.
What about you, don't you watch movies?
Or your mission on here is to pick loopholes?

John Wick.
I watch movies and I follow instructions.

For those who don't have mb to view the pictures, hold on, I'll explain.

Seun:
I can't believe men managed to convince women that God wants them to "submit" to men. It's one of the greatest cons I've ever seen.

That is con.descending.

A submissive woman is actually the head of the home.

Drefan:
Lord Of The Rings

Apocalypto

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Troy

The Defender

The Jungle Book

Wrong Turn

The Grudge

Saw

The Last Legion

Gladiator

Speed

The Matrix

Mortal Kombat

3 Idiots

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Baadshah

Universal Soldier

The Shepherd Border Patrol

Titanic and others.....

It seems the OP said 1 movie. I'm not entirely sure but isn't that what 'a movie' usually means?