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Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by vodkat: 2:54am On Apr 17, 2015
just cut ur prink shikena another will grow.


u don shook ur prink inside toilet disgused as pussy.

some girls go fine like beyonce by d time dem off pant u go think say na fish market u dey
Politics / Re: “Every Ethnic Group Safe Under Me” - Ambode Disowns 'Die In The Lagoon" Speech by vodkat: 10:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
chokovirus:


leave politics for the indigenes while you generate a large chunk of the internally generated revenue for the state? and then unfavourable laws are daily being enacted targeted at creating unfavorable business climate that affects you adversely? c'mon bro! i expected more from you. why not use your head? undecided

They did not beg u to come into the state. We all know that poverty and hard times cause ppl to migrate especially from the east.


Oyibo man tlak when in rome do like the romans and thing counter to dat na oyo


What u dont understand is that indigene is different from doing business. Are u generating revenue more than dangote. So becuase of that shd they make dangote governor of lagos. Shd they make chinese or arab man governor of a county in uk because they built etihad or emirates stadium.

People who bring food stuffs into lagos from the north should they also be councillor in ketu or wherver

The day an hausa man can become ordinary councillor in your state talk to me then




Business is business and also politics is poltics and in nigeria is poltics is an indegeine affair especially at state.


If anybody do lau lau e go see lau lau.


Una head whey no correct

Crase ppl body go tell u na dat time u go dey shout OPC do this OPC do that

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Politics / Re: “Every Ethnic Group Safe Under Me” - Ambode Disowns 'Die In The Lagoon" Speech by vodkat: 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2015
chiefokonkwo:
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Oba akiolu, make thunder fire your left yansh there; we the ibos are ready for you; lagos is a land of immigrants, therefore its a no mans land. Case close

Go talk that one for midst of people or for enu owa or make u do rally shout am for microphone with courage shebi u be man...

Body go tell u that very day.


u dey dig hole for urself in which dem go bury u continue

Do your business enjoy ur life leave politics to the indegienes....

Dem dey tell u now u know wan hear

Have u heard of funsho williams (may his soul rest in peace)

joke na joke some ppl no send money the real gees no dey come internet dem no talk too much
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Kills Over 300 Terrorists, Captures Many Others (pics) by vodkat: 6:41pm On Feb 18, 2015
GenBuhari:
What do mean?


Boko haram is extremely real. U better wake up

We know northern Muslims are fanatics remember when they wanted to hold miss world there was protest and rioting.

Was it France or chad that made them do that.


The whole of sambisia and gwoza should be carpet bomb and all the idiots can move to Sahara desert there is enough space for them there
Sports / Bobby Adekanye- New Jayjay by vodkat: 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 2:54pm On Feb 10, 2015
abdulwastecx:


STUPIDITY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER..... Job can be created when our recurrent expenditure is not above the current 90%, when our national budget is used to developed more roads, rail, airport, sea port, generate electricity and set up research institutes that will help youth to set up small and medium scale investment.

Jonathan government is too corrupt to be given a second chance. we are tired of the looting going on in the government, we are tired of the nepotism, insensitivity and polarization of religion by Jonathan administration.
where is our depleted foreign reserve, where is our external crude oil reserve, where is the modern railway system promised by the clueless one.

VOTE FOR CHANGE, VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE'S GENERAL

Mr dundee U just wrote a bunch of words that dont make sense.

Nigeria is dependent on oil for 80% of its income, so a 50% drop in price means 50% drop in income

Does Buhari have the intelligence to diversify the economy----A VERY BIG NO- he is after power and having access to nigerias wealth like back in the old days. (60-80s)

Compare him to

Obasanjo- ( Bells, Obasanjo Farms etc-employing people and educating)

The problem is Nigeria has eye problems but we are going to orthopedic doctor, we have illness and we are going to mechanic.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 2:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
realsuccess:
U are a bastard


like u and ur papa
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 11:08pm On Feb 09, 2015
dondo83:


He cannot create job and yet he has a cattle ranch?

Proverbs 29 vs 20 ..do you see a man so hasty in his words ? There is more hope for a fool than for him


Show me the cattle ranch where is it.

At least we have heard of Obasanjo farms, bell schools etc give me one example of what he has done to improve the life with all his exposure and stolen funds

This Buhari is a numb skull
YOUNG GUYS ARE NOT REASONING BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ALL THE DETAILS
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 11:06pm On Feb 09, 2015
Toktee:
yes,they do that with stolen money,just like obj,ibb,abdulsalam,bode george etc,the people general do not steal a dime,get that in your thick skull.


Okay o he didnt steal money ( minus the billions missing from NNPC account under his watch).

Nigerians are so stupid

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Religion / Re: Why Are Some Christians So Obsessed With Islam. by vodkat: 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2015
Have u been sleeping under Olumo Rock . U dont hear of innocent ppl being killed because of Islam.

Even Babalawo and JUJU ppl religion have not resulted in death of thousands of people in Nigeria talkless of the world.

Yet they say one is barbaric and animate.



B4 the end of this week someone will be killed because of the stupid words of an arab man (so u can call me prophet) mark my words
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 11:00pm On Feb 09, 2015
adisasegun:
You are mad, do you think Buhari is corrupt like your brainless President? Buhari could not steal our money and go set up private business because he is not a thief like your clueless president

Dey there dundee all the money he stole from 1960 to 1983 and also ptdf is enough to setup up more than 10 companies.

Even without that you dont need too much money to setup a business all u need is brains which buhar dont have
Politics / Re: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by vodkat: 7:45pm On Feb 09, 2015
Rilwayne001:
Let me begin by saying thank you to all of you for giving me the opportunity to address this year's delegates congress of the Nigeria Labour Congress. I want to also congratulate you who have travelled from near and far, braving bad roads, traffic jams and delayed airlines to be here for the congress.

I know you made this journey for a good reason. You came here because you believe in what this country can be. That is to say, you all believe in CHANGE.

You believe that the labour of our heroes past and present shall never be in vain. You believe that our hopes and dreams can become reality. You believe in a nation bound in freedom, peace and unity. You believe that we can rebuild the broken walls. You believe that our great country can set a standard for all of Africa to see. I pray that you will give me the opportunity to play a part in bringing about this CHANGE that the All Progressives Congress, the APC, so strongly desires for our country, Nigeria.

As most of you know, I am not a novice when it comes to participating in the struggle to deliver Nigeria from the power of darkness. Many times, my efforts have earned me the wrath and vengeance of crooks and thieves. What I want to assure everyone in this room and across the length and breadth of this vast country is that I will do my best for you.

Once again, Nigeria is in crisis. Our country is facing grievous challenges in numerous sectors. In the light of recent events, the three most pertinent at this time are security, the state of the economy and corruption forming a terrible troika that must be tackled all at once before we can achieve any meaningful progress.

In August 2011, a vehicle smashed through two security barriers at the United Nations headquarters in Abuja just after 11am. Its driver crashed the car into the reception area of the building which housed 26 different UN agencies, and then detonated a bomb. Twenty-five people were killed; around 60, wounded. The then little-known extremist group, Boko Haram,claimed responsibility for the gruesome attack.

Since then, Boko Haram has gained international notoriety and become a major national menace –kidnapping girls from their schools and women from their homes; slaughtering boys in their dormitories and men in their farms; exploding bombs in public and private venues; and taking town after town in the northeast of Nigeria. And, for some reason, our defence forces are unable to cope and unable to defend. Despite the federal government’s defence budget that has gulped over$32.88 billion in the past five years.

Our security situation in this country has never been so dire.Today, Nigerians have to endure, not just terrorist attacks in the North, but militancy in the Niger Delta, communal violence in the Middle Belt, cult wars in the South, and kidnappings, armed robberies, and common acts of thuggery throughout the country. Most are left to fend for themselves. Those who turn to the police, the army or any other state security agencies usually have the means and personal connections to buy help and protection. Those who don't simply move on, resigned. The bitter ones may form vigilante groups, others join mobs that dispense jungle justice on suspects and scapegoats alike. Too many believe they have nothing to lose, and everything to gain, and the most alienated are easy prey for terrorists, militants, and thugs. This must CHANGE!

And then, the economy. A few weeks ago, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) took monetary actions to reduce the pressure on the Naira by devaluing the currency and increasing interests rates – both directly and indirectly, by raising interest rates and restricting the amount banks can lend from their available cash. These actions, while necessary to reduce the slide in our currency, have reduced the amount of goods the ordinary Nigerian can purchase with the money he or she has. We are likely to experience a rise in the prices of all goods, especially fuel, bread and foodstuff. The hard times ahead will affect Nigerians in every part of our country, 67 percent of whom already live on less than N200 per day. Other challenges facing Nigerians today include youth unemployment, a lack of social services, corruption and poor governance.

Nigeria needs a group of people who knows what to do about these problems. They must have the competence, the experience, the know-how, the leadership capacity and, most especially, the courage to move Nigeria forward. APC is that group. An APC government at the centre will treat Labour as a partner in moving the nation forward.

Our plan to restore good governance, efficient and effective public sector stands to benefit the country's labour force perhaps more than any other subgroup. In line with our party's manifesto, we will identify and promote growth of industries and give incentives for the use of local content.

An APC government will protect and respect labourer's right to organize, guaranteeing the rights to collective bargaining in good faith in law. We will promote new skills, equip youth for a modern economy through a network of local technology institutions to provide free training in courses for the unemployed.

But we cannot do any of any of these things alone. We need your support. That is my purpose of being here in your midst today. As you all know I am aspiring for the office of president of Nigeria, not just to hold an office, but to join you in securing and rebuilding a nation, our nation.

I pray that you will support me in this quest. I hope that you will give me a chance. Together, you and I can start to build a peaceful, secure and prosperous Nigeria of our dreams.

Thank you and God bless.



Someone who cannot make or create a job for himself other than govt appointment how will he make job for others

Many ppl after active service in govt etc they setup a private business or consultancy to pass experience and get money 4 demselves

Buhari has done neither- dont be moved he said more than that when he overtook shagari



MANY of us have created and employed more people more than Buhari. All he is using is miltary connection and being a member of a clique of miltary politicans.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Sponsoring Boko-haram In Nigeria. by vodkat: 6:34pm On Feb 09, 2015
It's another neo colonization movement but this time from the fanatical Arabs. They r getting the money from middle east and north africa.




If Nigeria is a serious country any nigerian esp muslim who visited syria, Yemen etc shd be summoned for investigation


Their ultimate aim is to possess the land of nigeria and west africa. They plot too want to kill as many Africans as possible to spread that evil doctrine . That doctrine is a wolf in sheep clothing.
Politics / Re: Transformed Oyo State (PHOTOS) by vodkat: 6:10pm On Jan 23, 2015
Ajimobi2015:
@IKENGAWO, WE ALL PRAY NIGERIA ATTAINS THAT LEVEL, ALL THIS WERE 2012-2013, NIGERIA STARTED HEADSTART ON VEHICLE LAST YEAR, WE ALL PRAY GEN. BUHARI LL MAKE THAT POSSIBLE... WE LL ALL PREFER TO USE GENUINE AND LONG-LASTING NIGERIAN PRODUCTS VERY SOON HY HIS GRACE... TNX FOR UR OPINION.


Ode how is Buhari going to make that possible. he has been using godfatherism and political/govt all his life.

The man never built or worked in industry just soldier go solider come business.

APC has actually failed for presenting this type of person to be their candidate--just shows that the presidential ticket went to the highest bidder



I bet u are even more clever than buhari.


Buhari is actually going to be worst than GEJ-i can bet on that

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Crime / Re: Obama: Vladimir Putin Is No 'chess Master' by vodkat: 4:10pm On Jan 23, 2015
vedaxcool:
grin obeezy putin rubbish sorry rouble is falling apart yet he feels he is the smartest man in the world, but I don't blame him though, I blame the dude who relinquish Ukraine strategic nuclear arm under phoney us and uk territorial guarantee. It has proven to be nothing more than words on a worthless piece of paper. Elections are close, a mentally unbalanced Republican or Neo con hilary might be the next president, Putin would wish he had an Obama to negotiate with.


Russia is having troubles because of falling oil prices. Russia supplys oil to 80% of Europe and this is a big reduction in revenue
Politics / Re: Here Is A 1959 Cambridge School (WAEC) Certificate by vodkat: 10:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
moderatorr:
1. A proper 1959 cambridge school waec certificate
2. Purported Buhari's result(1961)

Here is the source: Brain tem.org


na this kind person wan be head of country

when im mate dey read book u dey plaY with cow
Politics / Re: More To Buhari's Certificate. by vodkat: 6:04pm On Jan 22, 2015
F9 mathematics? Do u know mathematics is directly proportional to ur intelligence

That is what u call OLODO RABATA

na this wan govern complex economy like nigeria.

UNA Go hear WEN
Politics / Re: We Killed The People Of Baga, As Our Lord Instructed Us In His Book – Shekau by vodkat: 2:13am On Jan 22, 2015
tunde1200:
Jazakklahu kaeran



but boko haram r only following what quran told them to do.


so dont blame

they r only very diligent
Politics / Re: Katsina College Releases Buhari’s WASC Results by vodkat: 6:24pm On Jan 21, 2015
[quote author=joan1 post=30000910][/quote]\



[size=28pt]AFTER ENOUGH FORGERY

DEY DECEIVE UNA SEF[/size]

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Politics / Re: General Buhari's Plan To Secure Nigeria by vodkat: 2:04pm On Jan 21, 2015
JackBaueress1:
If Jonathan had the same idea on how Buhari intends to eliminate boko haram,then Nigeria wouldn't be in this mess.

Give Buhari the presidency and boko haram will be a thing of the past.


In a country that has sense Buhari would be an external advisor to the army.

Not president

Is Nigeria looking for military president?


Remember b4 it was Niger delta militants.
That made Shell to sell all their onshore assets.


Boko
Haram is making Nigeria look like planet of the monkeys
Politics / Re: We Don’t Have Buhari’s Credentials - Army by vodkat: 1:42am On Jan 21, 2015
citizenY:




Shut up,, INEC has no issues with his. It, candidacy. Only people like you who passed through school but the school did not pass through you. You guys have no reading and comprehension skills. Our constitution is written in English, for Pete's sake!

Dia Mata IDiot u big fool read what you wrote again.

You dont have to show how big of a cow you are by regurgitating what i wrote.

Then they talk about anti corruption and fraud--bring certificate, story land begin

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Have Buhari’s Credentials - Army by vodkat: 10:15pm On Jan 20, 2015
egift:
MUHAMMADU BUHARI’S CURRICULUM VITAE
Born in Daura, Katsina State, on 17 December 1942

Education
Attended Primary School in Daura and Mai’adua, 1948-1952
Attended Katsina Model School in 1953 and Katsina Provincial Secondary School (now Government College Katsina) from 1956-1961.
Joined the then Nigerian Military Training School, Kaduna in 1963.
Attended Officer’s Cadet School in Aldershot (United Kingdom), October 1963
Attended Platoon Commanders’ Course at the Nigerian Military College, Kaduna, 1964
Attended the Mechanical Transport Officer’s Course at the Army Mechanical Transport School in Borden (United Kingdom) 1965
Studied at the Defence Services’ Staff College, Wellington (India), 1973
Attended the United States Army War College, June 1979 to June 1980.

Professional Achievements
Platoon Commander, 2nd Infantry Battalion, 1963-1964;
Mechanical Transport Officer, Lagos Garrison, 1964-1965;
Transport Company Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade, 1965-1966;
Battalion Adjutant/Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade, 1966-1967;
Brigade Major, 2nd Sector, 1st Infantry Division, April to July, 1967;
Brigade Major, 3rd Infantry Division, August 1967 – October 1968;
Acting Commander, 4th Sector, 1st Division, November 1968 – February 1970;
Commander, 31st Infantry Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, February 1970 – June 1971;
Assistant Adjutant-General, 1st Infantry Division Headquarters, July 1971 – December 1972;
Colonel, General Staff, 3rd Infantry Division Headquarters, January 1974 – September 1974;
Acting Director Supply and Transport, Nigeria Army Corps Headquarters, September 1974 – July 1975;
Military Governor, North Eastern State of Nigeria, August 1975 – March 1976;
Federal Commissioner for Petroleum Resources, March 1976 – June 1978;
Chairman, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, June 1978 – July 1978;
Military Secretary, Army Headquarters, July 1978 – June 1979;
Member, Supreme Military Council, July 1978 – June 1979;
General Officer Commanding, 4th Infantry Division, August 1980 – January 1981;
General Officer Commanding, 3rd Armored Division, November 1981 – December 1983;
Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces, December 1983 – August 1985.
Executive Chairman of the Petroleum (Special) Trust Fund (PTF), 21 March 1995 – May 1999.

Awards and Medals
GCFR: Grand Commander of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
DSM: Defence Service Medal
NSM: National Service Medal
GSM: General Service Medal
LSGCM: Loyal Service and Good Conduct Medal
FSS: Forces Service Star
CM: The Congo Medal

Honorary Doctorate Degrees
10 December 1994: Honorary Doctor of Science degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi.
21 December 1996: Honorary Doctor of Letters degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by the University of Calabar.
6 June 1998: Honorary Doctor of Law degree (honoris causa) conferred on Buhari by Benue State University.

SOURCE: http://ad76.com/2014/12/19/muhammadu-buharis-curriculum-vitae/


All this is story, all inec want is certificate to prove all this ur writing.

Just like me saying i attended Oxford university with MSc and MD in medicine, the question is where is the proof not writing long story


It is one thing to enter a school, it is another thing to graduate, it is even another thing to understand what you have learnt from the school

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Religion / Re: Mohammed Contradicts Himself, Says 3 Different Things On The Same Topic by vodkat: 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
Abuamam:



There are tortured souls, men and women without a life. This is how they feel justified on earth. Most of them know little more than copy-pasting from anti-Islam websites. Their logic being; if you cannot raise your status to that of your betters, try to smear and drag them down to your status. Nothing new.
Patience bro.

is it anti islam website that killed over 2000 in baga?

murder youth corpers?

What of various bomb blasts...and destroyed lives

The evidence is too much that within 72 hrs we would hear another one

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Religion / Re: Mohammed Contradicts Himself, Says 3 Different Things On The Same Topic by vodkat: 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2015
balash:
A mathematics textbook which said 2+2= 4 Also said 3+1= 4 and 4+0= 4

Clay,Water and blood all are what makes a man.

You people won't stop amazing us, what's really your problem and joy you find in insulting the Prophet muhammed everytime?

How many topic have u seen about a muslim dude insulting jesus? We respect jesus so much and we also respect the prophet Muhammed because he is the best of man ever created.

The way you people keeps insulting and going through your fake achives in just tanishing the prophets name is alarming, the fact stands that Prophet muhammed is the messenger of Allah as well as Jesus.

Continue soiling your brains in finding Dirts to stain the Prophet and May The Good Lord Forgive you All Only when you know A life without Allah And The Sacred One Prophet muhammed is a life not worthy.

May the peace of the lord be upon you


Tell that to the family of people who have been kidnapped just because some people are following ur ogas teaching. In chibok (270 girls missing because of islam, 2000 dead becos of islam etc etc) PPL are anti mohammed this days because his messages has caused a lot of innocent ppl their lives.

his message might is just like a cup of 60% pure water with 40% cyanide poision. That 40% posion will always over power the water even though the water has more qty.

it has also made the lives of some his followers purposeless, barbaric and destructive.



The truth is islam is a tool of the arabs to colonise people who are willing to be brainwashed. are you saying God cannot hear ur prayer if you dont pray thru an Arab man?

islam is a source of revenue for saudi arabia because of the millions people spend to go there.

Even ifa that the arabs and the white say is paganism does not tell you to kill humans, they rather kill goat, chicken, birds, dogs instead of human.

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Politics / Re: South African Warns Against Fighting Nigerian Boko Haram by vodkat: 4:39pm On Jan 14, 2015
SUBMARINE:
shocked

See fear

SA guys they f u c k up big time

We helped these guys against apartheid but now we need their help, see the trash some are saying.

undecided


SEe what islam has done to the north

MAssive propaganda is needed to make africans understand the brainwashing done by this stupid arabs
Religion / Re: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by vodkat: 9:54pm On Jan 04, 2015
coolhamid:
I don't blame you Pastor. It's simply because you have many dumbass dudes as followers. People who can't think with their brain except you think for them.
Some of them would even go to the extent of calling you their own GOD.
My people, see the effect of foreign religions in Africa??

So in your small mind, all northerners are bokoharamist?

A pastor who believes its normal to have private jets for himself while many of his followers languish in poverty..

Coolhamid


My bro fela don talk say foreign religions brought and will continue to bring wars to africa
Politics / Re: Buhari To Rule Nigeria Is Like Asking A Rapist To Watch Over A Virgin – FFK by vodkat: 4:47pm On Jan 04, 2015
Juliaann:
For buhari to rule this country is like asking a rat to watch over a fish



GEJ till 2019

Asking buhAri to rule Is like asking a cattle rearer to be CEO of a bank
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Fashion / Re: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by vodkat: 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2015
they like pink because their pusa has pink inside

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