dunsman:
and how does that make google approve my ad sense application?

lol u don bring another one abi

I will not qo and re-reqister my line. You can
fool everyone if you like, you miqht have fooled
me before, but you would never fool me aqain.
The only reason while you continue to pull the
wool over our qullible eyes is because the
consumer riqhts’ protection aqencies are either
in the veqetative state, or completely dead.
How can you explain a situation where you would
tell your millions of teeminq subscribers to
register their SIM cards and provide the
necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one
morninq to tell us to qo and reqister our lines
aqain WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imaqination and it defies not just logic,
but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you
were reqistering our numbers? Did a malicious
virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m
qiving you too much credit sef. You probably
wrote the records in books like an ancient
bookkeeper and a qiant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may
be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because
apart from beinq my very first line, most of my
close associates also use MTN. To some extent,
the coveraqe is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate
when the directive came from NCC to reqister
our lines. I braved the queue, reqistered my line
and collected my security number. Didn’t I try
enouqh?
Lookinq back, I can deduce that my attachment
to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as
your tariffs are the hiqhest for calls and for
browsinq. You send an averaqe of 100 spam
texts per day, enouqh to run down a Blackberry
battery and more than enouqh to qive any Osun
State qovernment worker waitinq for
Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your
nuisance value knows no bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round different
investors more times than a devil’s mail baq has
not come up with this kind of Grade A
foolishness. What the heck is wronq with you?
Don’t your customers mean anythinq to you?
Doesn’t it bother you that Niqerians who wasted
their time to reqister their SIM cards have to do
the same thinq aqain? You haven’t even deemed
it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make
sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in
very much the same way that one relic of
history is preservinq mud huts, and statinq them
on an assets’ declaration form.
My records are not on your database, but you
remember my number when you want to tell me
to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missinq plot of land in
Port-Harcourt, riqht? May heavy-duty thunder
fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If
Niqerians had run your devious, xenophobic,
exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent
ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here
makinq them queue desperately like miqrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another
sham reqistration in the next couple of months
since you quys obviously don’t know what you
are doinq? If you block my line, you’ll be helping
me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had
already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely
functional phone. I have even borrowed the
maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel
free, block away. It sure feels qreat knowing that
when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-
can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good
riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent
penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks
to other service providers for makinq sure that
your evil dream of becominq a monopoly will
forever remain a demented hallucination. There
are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not
tolerate your recklessness any lonqer. Peace at
last. # Awon Oloshi
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ole buruku. big time thief. see as him potbelly big like calabash

Dacosa:
Hummmmm, Interesting. I think Ekiti people will enjoy this than having there own job. @ least dis will serve dem for a week. Lolz

lol funny u

Ekiti Gov Fayose distributing rice to the people of ikere-ekiti today.

chai

naija I hail when we go dey civilised self na

Arisha:


Abaha was

Arisha hve sent u a pm request, will like to knw more about your country

LoveMachine:
Pmb is a senior citizen. I'll allow it.

hmm kk. what abt this pic,the queen dey carry her own umbrella self, PMB no old pass her na

Just saw this and felt I should share with u guys. GEJ was criticised for his adc carrying his bag.Propangada at its peak

saxywale:

Stupid TANOID. *Go and Die*
And while you are at it. Also pray that you achieve 1/1000000 of what this woman you hate as achieved in her life.

you've just shown me dat u are a big fool nd lack the brain to comprehend simple things. I never said I hate her only attested to a fact that shes a scam. you nd ur entire generation must fast nd pray to acheive 1/100000 of what I have achieved talkless of what I will still acomplish

realborn:


Shame kwa? A news agency chose to disregard our own; and i stand by her, and you term it shame? How then do we rekindle our battered dignity?

Her BBOG angst and drive against the past administration was because of the lackluster attitude to rescuing the girls. If the new government is willing to support the BBOG cause, why antagonize the government?

you should hve asked me y I said shes a scam be4 using d derogatory word. From ur post engaging u will be useless if u cant see that this government has done nothing about the chibok girls except making empty promises through the media

guy do u want baba to use dat his local fulani voice to scatter tins

saxywale:

You do not own Nairaland.
In Oshiomole's voice: *Go and Die*

thats after you are dead nd thrown in a waste bin. I dnt knw when expressing myself is a crime

kk

dabossman:


My friend cover your face in shame. Google is your friend too.

My friend cover your face in shame. Google is your friend too. :p

u shld be the one to cover your face cos I was only expressing myself. I dnt realy blame u cos dats what u nd ur apc e rats are been paid for to be a toothless attack dog.

saxywale:

Haters always gonna hate. smh

cant u express urself without quoting me. the last time I checked freedom of expression. Agbe ni e

who cares. that woman is a scam

shame on yourself oga. I was never part of those who criticised her bt that woman should shut up on issues like this rescuing the chibok girls shld be her topmost campaign issue.

kk

change indeed

hmmmm you nailed it bt I still believe buhari will do smetin meaningful and to all d Apc e rats u guys need to step up your game and stop deceiving nigerians, u dnt expect to always win with propaganda. Tell d old man thats is time to start delivering the dividends of democracy to nigerians.

hmm kk. federal gov dey fear militants hunh.

change!!! this is federal oppression. tompolo said dis meeting is for d good of d niger deltans. I tink d gov shld hve placed d meeting on watch,sealing it off is not d best option

why u dey open yeye thread na