fathomberry:
Copy and paste or not it's a good write.
*thumbs up* OP

Hmmmm

INTERMAN:
My son abi my Grandson. That father must be old gan ni yen

B4 nko

maverickdude:
na so,na so

ya Naso

obiak4:
TARI SIMPLY MEANS LOVE IN IZON LANGUAGE

IZON? which language is dat? wah part of Nigeria?

MzzTega:
Nothing,they are cool. sounds kinda heavy .

Heavy kwanu? hmmm ah dnt tink so o

balogundayo:
..

Bros say something na

DankemzI:
Good

Tnx

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she
never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she
keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to
you, your children and your family, please don’t let her
go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the
kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days,
we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . .
. that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house,
don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on
your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife
be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to
spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills
to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her
body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her
heart and that means you may be in trouble living with
a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be
single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our large
farm- lands and many harvests, there are hardly any
land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your
mother could be your eateries and restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there
was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard
you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood
by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the
window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was
because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me before
I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in
your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever
compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism,
well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in
the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part
and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more
yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin,
don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had
prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because
I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t
extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind
of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-
gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I
was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry,
I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day
like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never
for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had
minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms,
the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget
that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your
women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues
without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, so that your children will take care of you too

obiak4:
mine always call me TARI AND I CALL HER PRINCESS

Wats TARI

Veiled010:
Sweetness

Dah 1 join

beejayphako:
Rozay

Hennessey

AsanwaKC:
babyyy..or for meee.

Baby Asin baby *little baby?

pretydiva:
Sugar pop it is 4 me

Nice 1

Andrew114:
my sweet or darling,and we are good to go

She will get used 2 dem n she will c dem as nothing till u start saying sumtin different

MzzTega:
The names are somehow to me though.

wats wrong wid dem?

Cutehector:
Darling.... Just dat!! Can't they all get it... I like dat name alot

Everyone is nt dsame bro

powerfulsettingz:
hw abt My lord, Maradona, demon, Magnus, Aruthur pendaragon,golum.....etc

Lolz no b tins like dat na bros

maverickdude:
guy haz been goin to romance classes lately

Lolz mah guy wetin man go do?

To all dose who voted 4 me on d jst concluded Mr. NL 1st elimination round ah say a big thank u. though it's belated buh I tink I still owe it 2 u guys. THANKS ALL


I was busy today in skul dah was why I couldn't follow up the thread, u guys know seminary rules nah #winkz


Once again ah say THANKS TO ALL WHO VOTED ME!!!

adonismuller:
Wow, nice though his plus size was better suited for his voice and name

2ru talk

Lordfranklin:
i learnt he's been dieting for over a year now, ah swear to God, one day for naija go make am lanky beyond redemption.

Lolz guy u badt o

CountDracula:
His head hasn't reduced

It will reduce soon as long as d body reduced

Some pet names are so old school and they would not
generate the needed spark and smile on the face of
your boyfriend. It is thus necessary to update your
vocabulary with new and sexy names that are
guaranteed to make your boyfriend swoon. Perhaps
you’re just looking for adorable names that will get your
boyfriend annoyed when you call him such in front of
his friends or some which his family can use to tease
him endlessly.
Almost everyone has a pet name which they call their
lovers even if the name is only reserved for the inner
recess of their bedroom. Pet names like “Baby” and
“honey” get old and mainstream, then a girl has got to
dig further to get newer and sexier names. Fear not as
we bring to you twenty-one pet names which are
guaranteed to make everyone else around you feel
nauseated and annoyed.
Snookums
This is perhaps one of the cutest pet names ever that a
man or woman can call their better half. There’s a
caveat here though, “snookums” is guaranteed to raise
an eye or snide remarks from anybody around that is
not in the relationship, it is sweet to say and also
brings out the fun in you. Try saying it a few times and
you’d see it has a way the words roll off the tongue.
Honey Buns
Well, what name can possibly be better than “Honey
buns?” especially when you say it with a sensual smile
on your face. If you’re dating a man with a good sense
of humor, he will definitely love this and smile back at
you which might perhaps lead to something more in the
bedroom.
Sugar Daddy
If your Boyfriend is a Disco type of dude, then, “Sugar
Daddy” is the name to call him. This is to say if he’s
got a few years on you, then you’re sure to make him
swoon on you when you call him this.
Love Muffin
Love Muffin is a sweet name that would surely get a
eye roll from your friend as you call him with this pet
name. This name achieves 2 things; it meets the
sweetness standard your boyfriend needs and also
guaranteed to annoy your friends.
Sexy
Call him this just because he is.
Good Lookin’
This name will definitely boost your man’s ego
especially when he’s around his crazy friends. The pet
name to boost his ego – especially when he’s around
all his hunky friends.
Sugar Pop
This is definitely the name to call your man to make
him feel mushy. The name gives off an air of being in
charge while also retaining the sweetness of a pet
name.
Studly
This is surely the name to call your man if he’s the type
that works out regularly or shows off his muscles. It
would also help to call him this name if he exudes
limitless self-confidence, especially if you love him for it.
Romeo
“Romeo” is the name for the romantic guy and make
him feel special by calling him this.
Sexy Devil
This is the pet name to call your guy when you’re in the
mood for a bit of bedroom action and you want to call
out to him in a sexy manner. Of course, it is essential
you add a bit of seductive look and action to pass the
information across.

Rick Ross used to be so big but check him out now…
almost same size as Meek Mill. Good for him!

WENSON ALL THE WAY

I vote Wenson I vote Lekinz I vote Tomfrench I vote Jarizoid I vote Scentmarlc I vote Raplawd I vote Rollyberry I vote Ademoladeji I vote Agarawu23 I vote Tolzeal I vote Akposy

It's d 'D' day, VOTE WENSON 4 MR. NL 2015

Vote Wenson

E b like secondary school

Chiaka:

That one is his own doing. As a president he has to make speeches and if he guf on that will hold no one responsible however guffing in speeches happens to almost everyone even Obama has been caught in these......lol! but if it happens all the time then needs to be addressed

Ah hear

fuckshit:
now that's more like it; fυςking love it; it's fυςking fun

I wrote fuçk buh d mod changed it 2 bleep

fuckshit:
fυςk this şhit; this might hopefully (if your fυςking lucky) get her to fυςk you on three or four different occasion;
after that she'll be fυςking bored with you; she'll come to her bloody fυςking senses & will be looking for the next fun filled motherfυςker.
but with money, a fυςking comfortable ride & a fυςking place of your own; that's when these three ways will go a fυςking long way for any motherfυςker;
the babe will be the one doing the fυςking smiling, eye contact & wanting to get noticed by you;
she'll be at your fυςking beck & call; it's fυςking fun all the way,

Fuckshit! u n all dese ur Bleep Bleep