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Romance / Re: When Ladies Being To Fade Out by wizrose(m): 10:40pm On May 11
kevwemike:
Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.
1. I'm too young for that.
2. Who cares about marriage.
3. I'm focused on my books.
4. I want to gather some money first.
5. Marriage is full of problems.
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.
But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have sex with boys.
No problem, God is watching you.

At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;
1. How far?
2. Don't you have any one yet ?
3. Are you not planning to get married ?
4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married ?
5. Don't you know you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.
With all these questions by her own parents, she will now be thinking and asking herself things like: My mates are marrying,
1. Does it mean am old enough to marry?
2. Hmmm, how should I go about it?
3. My boyfriends are not serious about asking my hand in marriage.
4. They are not even ready to marry yet.
5. Well, God knows the best. I believe in God.
See oooh...!, she has started putting her blame on God. "God's time is the best" OK, I agree for argument sake.
At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have sex and play with again.
They will start looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage, but unfortunately, at this age of 27-30 not all men will be asking their hand in marriage.
You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.
No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.
My sister, it matters a lot.
Imagine buying a rotten tomato for $10 and your friend buys a fresh one for $7. Yes, that's how it feels like in marriage too.
Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?
That's why some men go back to their villages to find young girl to marry when the city ones are not serious about marriage and those that are serious happen to be old for them.

At age 30-35, her friends will ask her:
1. Why are you not married yet by this age of yours?
2. Is it not getting too late for you ?
You will hear her asking you some silly questions like...
1. Are you God?
2. Or do you want to marry me?
3. Is it a crime to be single at 30 or 35?
4. Did I see a man willing to marry me but I refused?
5. God knows the best for everyone please.
At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another. She will start praying mid-night prayers, fasting and dressing modestly.
If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say:
1. My brother, I'm not like them.
2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.
3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.
4. I can't do anything with you without my parents concern.
Dear parents, they have started knowing your worth. When she was 18-24, she was doing everything without considering you as parents.
You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.
Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.
Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.
Everything in life has its own season and time.
There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE.

Not everything is about prayer. God who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of God. Because, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.
Think about this when you have time.


Hmmmmm every mallam with in own kettle undecided

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Romance / Re: Michael Jackson s Still Alive - Akon by wizrose(m): 10:38pm On May 11
Freshtruth:
Michael Jackson is ALIVE and secretly preparing for a massive comeback, claims wacky theory backed by King Of Pop’s producer, stylist ‘and rapper Akon’. Full Story Below 👇


https://www.facebook.com/61553343752973/posts/pfbid0344P9HS8wUmVewusDcJ2nqP5Aq5gDS2WhDsh2JY1vKgTaaXMwJ9Q4BUnS5TDBFUvtl/?app=fbl


Maybe you saw him in your dream grin
Romance / Re: I Regret Leaving My Marriage - Tiwa Savage by wizrose(m): 10:37pm On May 11
Whatsapp9:
Don't Listen To That Man Promising You Heaven and Earth, He May Become Worse Than Your Partner; I Regret Leaving My Marriage- Tiwa Savage

"Simi And Adekunle Gold Makes Me Rêgret Being Single, Their Love Is Still Burning Fresh Like They Started Just Yesterday". – Tiwa Savage writes in pain and rêgrets leaving her marriage.v


In her words: "While on set with Simi I had to ask her when she met Adekunle Gold again. Because AG kept calling & checking up on her every now and then, like 10 times in 10 minutes hahaha. Their love is still burning fresh like they started just yesterday. Omo, na that day single life pan me.

Indeed people don't know the value of what they have until they lose it, the poor and the rich cry differently, many of those ladies you see out there celebrating their divorce and separation from their spouses aren't truly happy, no one celebrates divorce and if they are truly happy then, they won't celebrate it.

Many were gull!ble, a lot were mislêad and dêceived into leaving their homes thinking that there is something on the Streets but within a space of time the euphoria will die down and reality will set in, most of them cry silently and the big lady Tiwa is one of them, if not a case of violence sit down with your husband/partner and sort things out. Every relationship have ups and downs, even twins fight and have issues.

Don't listen to that man promising you heaven and earth, he wants to have a taste of your new wine and will lick your foot if that's all it takes to get it but when that happens he may become worse than your current partner.

The pasture looks lush green on the other side from afar, it can't be same when you get there.
Guard what you presently have jealously, it is the best.
Being single no be moi moi




After she done share Toto give almost all celebraty finish why u no go regret am
Romance / Re: Before I Commit Suicide. by wizrose(m): 10:34pm On May 11
abba190:
i need help abeg, i have been having a one square meal for morethan a week, and now my stomach had started having burning sensation. somebody help me before tinubu's administration end me.
help me with little something so that i can be able to partake in the process of mastication like other homo-sapiens.
i swear to god apart from 1.97naira in my opay i dont have anything in this life, if i hv money to eat this evening make thunder fire me.
i am also open for any kind of job i dont care about my reputation anymore.


Guy relax if you like swear on nairaland till now till tomorrow who won help go help and who no wish to help no go help ,... This one way u day call thunder so hope you are safe over their shaaa grin
Romance / Re: I Am Trying To Understand My Life by wizrose(m): 10:30pm On May 11
1000Capacity:
Please don't judge me.
2 days ago, I met a young lady who. at first came up as a younger beautiful woman.
She noticed I was a reserved shy guy and initiated talks, I kinda liked her vibes and we exchanged contacts. Minutes into our talk, she told me she was a single mother.


That night, I kept thinking about her and I had to text her to ask if she was home. I discovered she kept infusing her daughter into every conversation we had. The following morning, I called her again, to check on her.

I summoned the courage and tried to invite her over. But she stylishly dogged the convo and said she even wanted to visit mall to get ice cream and that she has just gone to drop her bby in school. As broke boy wey get OT, I decided to divert the convon about her child.

She told me she was 2 years old and it's been very tough coping with a lot of things. At the back of my mind, I was like "am I the father of the baby?"
Well some how, by a stroke of luck I was able to convince her to come to my place.

When I saw her coming down from the bike, everybody was looking at her. She was light skinned and wore a leggings that brought out her curvy physic and a short top showing her fair flat tummy. She was so fair in complexion and her feet was very fair and beautiful.

I felt uneasy with the dressing kinda but I still hugged her because I felt like a man should b bold. When we got home, I was quick to tell her how beautiful she was but i ended it with she could have worn something less revealing tho.

She flared up and asked if I wanted her to dress like alhaja. After all that, she said she wanted a drink. I asked if it was Pepsi or coke. She looked at me with disgust and laughed. She told me she wants gin or vodka.
Well I went and got small bottle of imperial gin and Pepsi. Within 30 minutes she had finished it but I figured it really put her in the mood to talk and open up.

Now the problem is this, she kept giving me all these "ashawo vibes". Someone called her and complained about her posts on WhatsApp. She is always posting phonography. Then she she dropped the call, I saw a group on her WhatsApp. She said it's a group where people hookup each other. I was like, "of you are not on of them, what are you doing with them?" she laughed and said it was just a group.

Another person called her. In the convon, it was obvious she had gone to meet the person in a hotel but she did not agree for the person to have sex with her.. She was saying the person has changed towards her because she did not allow the person to sex her. The man dropped the call in anger.

I mean doesn't all this point to one fact?

She told me alot of men has broken her heart and she wasn't ready for any relationship. She told me about some of her exes and how the are still in contact. But since she left yesterday, all my room has been smelling of her of her fragrance. I can't stop thinking about her. She has called me like 4 times now. I don't know what to do



You don't even no what you want confused guy undecided
Romance / Re: I Want To Thank And Appreciate Some Nairalanders Who Gave Me Akamu When I A. by wizrose(m): 10:26pm On May 11
fadilaMaikiriki:
I would like to thank and appreciate some nairalanders here who gave me akamu when I asked for it. I made a thread here few weeks ago (see it here:https://www.nairaland.com/8062591/need-someone-giving-meakamuevery-morning) asking if there's anyone here who can give me akamu because I like it so much, and that's what I like to take in the morning. Some nairalanders offered to help, and they really delivered. They're so good. I really appreciate them. So Sweet. That period, I was just swallowing akamu like no man's business. Infact I was nearly overdosed with it. I was so happy that period and the time it lasted.


I would like to mention the nairalanders to show my appreciation, but I don't know if they'll be offended if I mention their monikers. But, wherever you are, I want to let you know that I really appreciate what you did that time. That period, I really needed it. Thanks so much you all. I appreciate it.





Please, if there's anyone here that would like to give me akamu, or has akamu to give me, I'm available to take it please, and would really appreciate that.

Thanks!



Hope you are not on colos
Romance / Re: Look At What This Lady Did To Her Ex by wizrose(m): 10:24pm On May 11
Unclebayo:
The word WOMAN is not just 5 letters word, beware


You self do 7years promo na abi grin shocked
Romance / Re: Stop doing hook up by wizrose(m): 10:21pm On May 11
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder wink


Nairaland guys are dangerous oooo grin
Romance / Re: Fear Women: My Friend Had Sex With The Lady Marrying Today, On Thursday Night! by wizrose(m): 10:17pm On May 11
imagrg:
Yes, this lady had been Victor's girlfriend for three years before she decided to bond with her new man. And they've just married today!

She spent the whole of Thursday night with my friend, Victor for a parting fvck and this morning she tied the knot with Tunde who was smiling from ear to ear in satisfaction for his new status as a married man.

I personally felt sorry for him and thinking too that the first child in this union might not be his.
I fear women oh!




You feel sorry for the other guy but me now on
I feel sorry for you because that your so called friend can still be banging your wife or girlfriend behind your back and you won't no so such is life angry angry I love karma alot grin

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Romance / Re: Fear Women: My Friend Had Sex With The Lady Marrying Today, On Thursday Night! by wizrose(m): 10:14pm On May 11
imagrg:
Yes, this lady had been Victor's girlfriend for three years before she decided to bond with her new man. And they've just married today!

She spent the whole of Thursday night with my friend, Victor for a parting fvck and this morning she tied the knot with Tunde who was smiling from ear to ear in satisfaction for his new status as a married man.

I personally felt sorry for him and thinking too
that the first child in this union might not be his.
I fear women oh!



You said I fear women as if say na women to women to the thing so the man is not guilty to abi I fear both gender abeg like wise The Man knows that the lady will be getting married the following day so in won chop in last Chopin angry shocked

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Romance / Re: How Long Are You Planning To Suffer? by wizrose(m): 10:10pm On May 11
Ebonygeek:
smiley



Hmmmmm wink
Romance / Re: Brothel Life: 90 Percent Of Us Have HIV by wizrose(m): 10:08pm On May 11
ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

There are friends who meet to catch up old times at the joint, there are married men running from the stress of home, there are weed takers meeting up with their dealers, then there are ladies waiting to grind on our third legs for money.

As the melodious music reverberates from the big speakers, every one unease and satisfy themselves.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet smiley



Bro your problem beyond repair
Your problem is even beyond Nigeria problem grin

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Romance / Re: Speechless! She Just Failed Loyalty Test by wizrose(m): 10:05pm On May 11
Spermatogenesis:
I just did loyalty test on her and she failed woefully. I will explain everything tomorrow but for now my question is..
1. What will make a girl send her picture to a guy on first day of chat?
2. What will make a girl deny that she doesn't have a boyfriend?
3. What will make a girl to give her phone number?



Because to her you don't exist you are a maga grin Uner plenty for her hand na who knows maybe u be maga 20th grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by wizrose(m): 10:02pm On May 11
NairaOcean:
Passengers aboard a local bus were taken aback when a woman boarded sporting a terrifying makeup look. Despite the passengers' evident fear, the woman appeared entirely unfazed by their reactions. shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBr3xq8xSgM



This kind person we no fit follow enter bus together ooo I swear it's either i
come down for her or she has to go out herself this one na Oracle way need blood before u no it motor accident grin grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by wizrose(m): 9:57pm On May 11
NairaOcean:
Passengers aboard a local bus were taken aback when a woman boarded sporting a terrifying makeup look. Despite the passengers' evident fear, the woman appeared entirely unfazed by their reactions. shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBr3xq8xSgM


This one na Oracle grin

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Health / Re: My story: Masturbation Causes Gonorrhoea (graphic Image) by wizrose(m): 9:32pm On May 11
[quote author=Scientists post=129903466][/quote]



Wahala be like masturbation

Bro go to general hospital your condition is getting worse... Untill you cure this infection no put your pipeline for person daughter nyash abeg grin grin

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Romance / Re: Help! Our Last Born Wants To Be A Feminist by wizrose(m): 9:24pm On May 11
joemag:
I recently went home to check on my parents. It happens that our lastborn who is in a boarding school also was around for a week break they were given at school.

On one of the evenings as I was talking to her and her dreams and aspirations this 16 old girl told me she wanted to become a Feminist. I was shocked but remained calm and gently asked her what she meant by being a Feminist.



Help her through englihten
She told me that by that she aims to become an advocate of women's right. She started narrating how men are domesticating women and whole lots.
I was marvelled at her passion and zeal and how convincing she was .
Deep down I knew that I have a problem to solve and I needs pragmatic steps in order not to cause more harms.

This girl has written her JAMB with nice scores and will soon be in the varsity.

Please, is there anyone with concrete approach on how I will go about this?


all this kind girl day wicked wen Dem grow up ehee grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Please, Help Me Recover My Facebook Account by wizrose(m): 6:26pm On May 11
SOPE OTI LOO E DON GO

AS FAR AS YOU MISPLACE THE SIM THE PERSON WHO MIGHT HAVE SEE THE SIM CARD MIGHT HAVE CLAIM YOUR ACCOUNT AND EVEN CHANGE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FROM THE ACCOUNT SELF... AND WHAT MAKE'S YOU THINK THE FB ACCOUNT IS NOT CLAIM YET IF YOU THINK ITS NOT HACK YET GO AND RETRIVE THE SIM IT WOULD BE EASY FOR YOU BUT FIRST SEARCH FOR YOUR FB ACCOUNT ON YOUR FRIEND PHONE TO BE SURE THAT IT STILL EXIST

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Romance / Re: When Ladies Being To Fade Out by wizrose(m): 12:18pm On May 11
BigYash:
And marriage is the biggest scam ever on men..

I SWEAR

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Romance / Re: My Friend Did Calculations He Slept With 10k Womens 600left Pants And 400 Left B by wizrose(m): 8:30am On May 11
yorubagidi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbsz4Y28j-I?si=phlq2SKt3meg9lkb

SOME MUMU GUYS NOW GO DAY SEE THIS THING NOW AS ACHIVEMENT AND THEM NO GET CHICHI FOR POCKET
Crime / Re: I Watched In Horror As Our Abductors Shot Eight Captives Dead Inside Oyo Forest by wizrose(m): 8:27am On May 11

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Health / Re: Help, Thick Yellow Discharge From Penis Despite No Sex For Weeks(graphic Image) by wizrose(m): 8:23am On May 11
BRO THAT ONE NA INFECTION WEATHER YOU BELIVE IT OR NOT TREAT IT THE EARLIER THE BETTER BEFORE IT SPOILS SOMETHING IN THE BLADER
Politics / Re: Prince Harry Wears Agbada, As Meghan Says ''Thanks For Welcoming Me Home'' (vid) by wizrose(m): 8:20am On May 11
Topman7:
Prince Harry Wears Agbada, As Princess Meghan Says ''Thanks For Welcoming Me Home'' (Vid)

The beautiful princess of Nigerian ancestry looked happier than she's ever looked as she bathed in the fulsome welcome of the country, and Prince Harry donned the famous Agbada robes of the African powerhouse nation to the admiration of his hosts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFAPG8PPhA&ab_channel=AliciaKe_reviews


EVERY MALLAM WITH IN OWN KETTLE SHA GOD NO GO SHAME US
Politics / Re: The Poor Are Losing Their Grip! by wizrose(m): 8:06am On May 11
Zooposki:


No one should be eating 3times a day. Thats too much work for the body.

MY BELLY IS NOT YOUR BELLY AND THE WAY I WORK FOR SURVIAL IS NOT THE SAME AS YOURS. AND LIKEWISE MY BELLY DID NOT COMPLAIN THAT THE FOOD AM PUTIN IN IS TOO MUCH AT LIST I WILL NO WHEN AM FILLED UP.. ITS EVEN BEEN LONG SINCE I EAT AND GET FILLED UP CONTRY HARD
Crime / Re: Prophet Oluronbi Jailed 34 Years For Raping Female And Male Church Members by wizrose(m): 7:56am On May 11
THEY SHOULD JUST SENTENCES HIM TO DEATH INSTANTLY 88TIMES IS LIKE THOSE PEOPLE SELF THEY ENJOY AM WAITING THEM DAY LOOK BEFORE HE RICH THAT 88TIMES
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff: Labour Plans NEC Meeting Ahead Of Protest by wizrose(m): 7:52am On May 11
PROBLEM NO FINISH
Crime / Re: Olamide Shanu Who 'Made £2 Million' From Sextortion Of Boys To Appear In Court by wizrose(m): 7:48am On May 11
SEE THE GUY HEAD LIKE WALNUT NA PEOPLE LIKE THEM THEY DISGRACE NIGERIA OUTSIDE CONTRY AFTER NOW UK NOW GO BAND NIGERIANS FROM COMING TO THEIR CONTRY BECAUSE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DID BAD THINGS OVER THEIR
Crime / Re: Land Agent Dies In Detention At Ilorin Correctional Facility by wizrose(m): 7:42am On May 11
post=129889211:


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/10/land-agent-dies-in-detention-at-ilorin-correctional-facility/

REST IN PEACE.... IN OWN CHAPTER DONE END BE THAT ITS FINISH, MAKE IN GO CONTIUE IN AGENT AND COMMITION FEE WORK FOR HEAVEN VERY GREEDY PEOPLE AGENT THEM DEM SHOW ME SHEGE WHEN I WON MOVE TO UNER LOCATION

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