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Food / Re: Professor Abayomi, FUOYE VC Visits Chef Dammy (Video, Photos) by wonder233: 10:00pm On Jun 13, 2023
A chef in Ogbomoso has said he will go 150hrs, in the coming weeks. Another in Ibadan says she is going 200hrs after that.
This is just like 2015 when one guy trekked for Buhari and was massively celebrated. Only for everyone to stay trekking 🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: How I Banged My Female Lecturer by wonder233: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2023
Fantasy of a Nigerian small boy

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by wonder233: 10:46am On Jun 13, 2023
Forget about the financial issues she is trying to bring up, The pregnancy wasn't for you. It is the classic reason many ladies insist on aborting.

And even if you think its for you, she has clearly shown, she is not interested in starting small with you. And she desperately needs to maintain that single status outlook in order not to scare away more eligible men.
But in the meantime, you're the mugu she is using to pass time before better people come along.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Wins Senate President Election by wonder233: 9:36am On Jun 13, 2023
I agree with that. I worked in akwa ibom shortly after he left office, there were lots of visible changes. And the "off your mic" episode showed he was someone who wasn't afraid to say the hard truth.
MrHighSea:
This man has a beautiful career journey.
Nigeria is heading for the best.

They still sing his story in Akwa Ibom.
He is known for good leadership and defender of the common man.

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Ozuo, tigernut drink had nothing to do with your dick being hard. This is why politicians are using your heads in this country. You guys are so dumb, same way you're all holding fast to tribal and religious stereotypes while the politicians smile to the bank. Keep being foolish.
Slynation:
Oga keep kwayet if you don't know....The first time I took that combo, my dick was standing carelessly all day long!!

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:17am On Jun 12, 2023
It is not an aphrodisiac. That is a stereotype. The drink is just a plant based milk drink. Nigerians and their obsession with aphrodisiacs, anything that looks creamy is automatically an aphrodisiac.

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Politics / Re: FFK Meets With Femi Gbajabiamila And Nuhu Ribadu. by wonder233: 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2023
These are the people they want you to pay N500 per litre of petrol for, so that they can have more money to loot. And you guys are foolishly supporting it.

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 8:26pm On Jun 10, 2023
How many students are conveyed in the BRT buses? There are millions of students. Why are you deliberately trying to shield yourself from the reality? I live in Sangotedo, when school is in session, the thousands of kids commuting to and fro school everyday, the BRT buses in the full lagos state cannot convey even the primary school kids in Etiosa LGA let alone the entire Lagos. Lets stop deceiving ourselves with symbolic gestures and get real. The hike in price is a reality, and realistic people are taking realistic measures to navigate it.
You clearly lack the mental capacity to comprehend the magnitude of issues.
inoki247:





Before subsidy ever existed School student are always carried for free with BRT so Edo can't do similar thing...

Why crumble the state educational system cause of lack of insight....

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 8:04pm On Jun 10, 2023
Ozuo, how many buses can a government buy? How many millions of citizens commuting in the state can the govt cater for? Now you're saying govt should subsidize transportation, See the confusion? Aren't we still talking subsidy? They will just bobo you guys with vague terms like "palliatives" and you people will forget reality.
They deceived you that you're doing something noble for your country by buying petrol at over 500, and you bought the scam. Why aren't they reducing their cost of governance? Why aren't they reducing all their juicy largesse? You're the scape goat. They are clinking glasses because you're the fall guy. And you willingly agreed to take the fall because you're blinded by hate for a certain tribe
FreeStuffsNG:

https://www.channelstv.com/2023/06/10/subsidy-edo-govt-reduces-school-days-to-thrice-weekly/
Edo has started again. This is completely unacceptable. It is against the children of those attending public schools, it has no effect on private schools pupils and students.

He could not get school buses to assist the students, teachers and school staff, he is reducing schooling days for a state just trying to get out of scourge of prostitution and Yahoo plus that gained ground among Edo youths.

Edo people must reject this idea and work with their govt to ensure these children are in school. If you close to school gate, you open the prison gate!
Edo must resist this. It is a recipe to wipe out another generation of eco young ones.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 7:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
Phool, how many buses can a government buy? How many millions of citizens commuting in the state can the govt cater for? Now you're saying govt should subsidize transportation, See the confusion? Aren't we still talking subsidy? They will just bobo you guys with vague terms like "palliatives" and you people will forget reality.
They deceived you that you're doing something noble for your country by buying petrol at over 500, and you bought the scam. Why aren't they reducing their cost of governance? Why aren't they reducing all their juicy largesse? You're the scape goat. They are clinking glasses because you're the fall guy. And you willingly agreed to take the fall because you're blinded by hate for a certain tribe
inoki247:
Lol this one wan kill education for him state....


Why reduce state instead getting the state some buses that doesn't use Petrol and subsidize the rate..


In Lagos before even Fuel Subsidy ever occur student are always carried for free...


Edo will never be Lagos truly....


Maybe the students should start using the remaining days to start farming or make dem too just join the Monday Sit At Home Crew.....

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Food / Re: Breaking News: 120hours Cookathon Currently Ongoing In Ekiti State (pics/video) by wonder233: 11:18pm On Jun 09, 2023
Just like when one guy trekked from lagos to abuja that time, then many people started trekking, and it became ridiculous.
The world cooking record has been there since, nobody took notice, Hilda did cookhathon, now every one wants to do cookhathon. Smh
Health / Re: The Part Of Woke Culture We Don't Talk About (Xtreme Graphics) by wonder233: 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2023
Over there, normal people have started fighting back. Lots of people have overcome the initial fear of being "cancelled". They are now tackling them headlong and protecting their kids

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Romance / Re: My Sex Experience With A Girl Yesterday by wonder233: 12:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
I have met quite a lot of girls with offensive smells in their privates. It is so rampant and they will be angry when you tell them. It makes me wonder if they can't perceive it themselves? One told me I was trying to bring down her self esteem. Can you imagine that? Never taking responsibility for anything, not even your own personal hygiene?

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Business / Re: Uber, Bolt Drivers Begin Nationwide Strike by wonder233: 11:32am On Jun 07, 2023
They pay tax even more than bus drivers. When next you take bolt, look at the receipt they send you, you will see LASG revenue tax. It is a flat rate on every trip. For every trip they make, an amount goes to the state government
Acekidc4:


Those ones are paying daily taxes na!! Is Uber or private drivers paying tax to government?? I have never seen where Uber drivers pay money to Agberos the tax collectors!!

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Politics / Re: See Hida Sirika's Estate In Katsina. Nigerians Are Dum.b! by wonder233: 10:42am On Jun 07, 2023
Nigerians don't care. If you like steal everything, they are fine with it. Just give them tribe and religion, they are fine.
So long this estate will pepper ibos, , MelesZanawi and co are fine with it.
Romance / Re: Some Things I Noticed Occur In Brothels In Nigeria by wonder233: 10:58am On Jun 06, 2023
I once had a job that will last a few days in another part of town. So I packed a bag and checked into a hotel, I tried to look for a budget hotel that was also close to the place of work.
First thing that struck me as odd was that the receptionists were disorganised, they didn't seem to know where anything was, almost like people don't walk in to lodge in the hotel.
Anyways, I was checked into a room. The room was dinghy, damp and dank. I just shrugged it off that is cos its a cheap hotel.
I dropped my bag, then went to the site of work, came back toward evening and could not recognise the hotel again, it was swarming with oloshos, apparently, it was their home, they all fully booked the rooms thats why the receptionists didn't even know where stuff were cos virtually nobody from outside comes to lodge. It was noisy till dawn with lots of loud music and men roaming up and down looking for patrons.
I checked out first thing in the morning

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Politics / Re: I Will Consult My Wife, Others If Tinubu Offers Me Appointment – Wike (Video) by wonder233: 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2023
Elections are over, its time for governance. Stop barking like a dog with rabies. Its not tribal hatred your children will eat. You're too old to be fooling yourself year in year out. Make yourself useful for once
Acekidc4:
If Mr President offers you Ministerial Appointment, you will do good to Accept it. Wike the most baddest Wicked Man in history, Slayer of the Children of Hate and Perdition.
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 37 People In Sokoto For Refusing To Pay Levy by wonder233: 1:47pm On Jun 05, 2023
Unfortunately, even the deceased still separate politcs from their wellbeing. When its time for elections, they only know religion and tribe. But after elections, they start lamenting of hardship and death, not knowing the choices they made is what is costing them their lives. Even if you tell them, they won't believe.

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Politics / Re: INVESTIGATION: Lastma’s Money-spinning ‘factory’ At Oshodi, Lagos by wonder233: 11:52am On Jun 05, 2023
Once, I was a victim to their antics, the tinted SUV in front of me was not stopped, the danfo behind me was also not stopped... Only I in the middle with my Camry was stopped.
The irony is this:
LASTMA cannot arrest the very rich and the very connected.
LASTMA do not bother with the very poor like korope, danfo, okada.
They are only out for one set of people only: the middle class. They hate that average working man or woman driving his mid level car. Funny enough, it is this same category that pay taxes diligently. The very rich can use their influence to evade taxes, the very poor has nothing to pay in the first place.
The rich hate the middle class because they feel they are trying to "step up" to their level.
The poor also hates the middle class because they look at them as being "rich" and the cause of their poverty.
The same poor has nothing but admiration and awe for the very rich whom are mostly politicians that put them in that situation.
The middle class is under threat in Nigeria, and they are responding by leaving the country in droves.
A time will come, they would have all left and there would be no scapegoat to hate. Then, the country will descend into full anarchy.

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Politics / Re: See What Nation News Paper Wrote About Buhari Today. by wonder233: 8:18am On Jun 05, 2023
I'm not igbo.
I've never been to the southeast.
Can't you see how foolish you are?
MelesZanawi:


Today is Monday and you Igbo nonentity are typing from under the bed because you Igbos foolishly empowered criminals and lowlifes.
Before you advice others, remove your parents from hiding under the bed on Mondays.

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Politics / Re: See What Nation News Paper Wrote About Buhari Today. by wonder233: 6:45am On Jun 05, 2023
It is sufficiently clear now that the joke is on the average simple minded yoruba and northern muslim who joined the Buhari/APC bandwagon innocently purely on the basis of tribal/religious loyalty. You can see what they did with your lives for 8years,.. They lied even up to the last day. Only to turn around a week after the end of 8years to tell you it was a great flop?
Now, they have hoodwinked you into committing for another 4-8years along the same lines: same scenario of an old sick man who is an ethnic god and desperate to rule for no other reason than to fulfil a lifetime ambition.

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Food / Re: Dog Lovers Call Out Hilda Baci & Influencer Enioluwa For Eating Dog Meat (vid) by wonder233: 8:57pm On Jun 03, 2023
I represent goat, cow, ram, chicken lovers, we are calling out you guys eating these harmless peaceful animals.
Hypocrites!

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Education / Re: Ikelebe Junior Secondary School Floors Others In Edo North To Win ASCI Inter Sch by wonder233: 12:40pm On Jun 03, 2023
Nice move, glad someone is rewarding education. Unlike the rave these days that rewards vices among youths.
Reminds me of my secondary school days where I and my colleagues represented the school in quiz competitions televised on state TV.... The glory days

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Business / Re: Importer To CBN: Tell The Truth, Naira Has Been Devalued by wonder233: 8:07am On Jun 03, 2023
This "wailing" phrase is now stale. It is silly seeing someone still using that term in 2023. Nobody is playing your childish "us-versus-them" game. Go and get a life, kid.
Parachoko:
Tinubu never use 1 week in power, nah him you don dey wail this much
Business / Re: Importer To CBN: Tell The Truth, Naira Has Been Devalued by wonder233: 6:45pm On Jun 02, 2023
And the disaster continues... Tinubu, just like Buhari... Same old man who is an ethnic god, who desperately wants to fulfil a lifelong ambition, voted in by 2sets of people: ethnic bigots and religious fanatics.
Those of us who genuinely wanted a change are not many unfortunately. The bigots are much more in numbers, lets be honest.
The bitter truth is that Tinubu ACTUALLY won the elections, the larger part of the southwest voted for him on ethnic loyalty ground, while up north, their clerics told them the muslim-muslim ticket was too juicy to pass up. Atiku had always been regarded as a munafikeen during all the time he romanced the southeast, so APC had all their votes. As for Obi, the muslim northerner would rather die of hunger, banditry than vote "an infidel".
And you can't win Nigeria if you can't take even if its a quarter at least of such a vast demographic as the muslim north. That chasm was too wide, it cost Obi the elections, forget about the riggings here and there in the south, those were to pad up Tinubu's numbers to make the victory gap wider than it actually was.
Lets brace up for the next 8years, anyone that can get out, should.

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Politics / Re: Leadership Newspaper Deletes Reports That Tinubu Appoints Gbajabiamila As CoS by wonder233: 8:27am On Jun 02, 2023
What is all this seren-ren for? I watched Gbajabiamila being congratulated by state house correspondents yesterday after meeting with Tinubu on his appointment as Chief of staff and he said thanks.
Lets move on to serious issues, there is work to be done to fix the country.

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Politics / Re: Pictures From President Bola Tinubu First Security Meeting With Service Chiefs by wonder233: 3:13pm On Jun 01, 2023
Lol exactly!
Difrent:

He looks so feminine....e even get big nyash sef
Politics / Re: Pictures From President Bola Tinubu First Security Meeting With Service Chiefs by wonder233: 2:30pm On Jun 01, 2023
The IGP looking shapeless like an amoeba. With his funny looking face, sometimes you wonder if that's a man or woman

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Sports / Re: Photos From Nigeria’s U-20 Victory Over Argentina At The FIFA U-20 World Cup by wonder233: 2:28pm On Jun 01, 2023
I hate this Nigerian Jersey.

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