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Celebrities / Re: Hector Joberteh Shot Dead In Lagos (Graphic Photo) by xarookqh(m): 9:23pm On Sep 03, 2017
Demigods666:
When them tell una. Do charms to protect yourselves.

You mortals will shout. STFU, get behind me Satan. Bla bla bla..

If he had powers. He would still be alive today.

R. I. P

TOO BAD.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Dazzles In Black Gown For "The Tribunal" Premiere by xarookqh(m): 9:20pm On Sep 03, 2017
NairalandCS:
Omotola the Slay queen = Night King

Other slay queens = White Walkers

NL babes = Army of the undead. grin
Clever Analogy cool

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Sports / Re: OMG!! Zlatan Ibrahimovic Buys A Luxury Yacht Worth 8 Million Euros (Photos) by xarookqh(m): 4:07pm On Sep 03, 2017
Manchester United's Money grin
Politics / Re: Fayose Sacks Aide Over Eid El-kabir Prayers by xarookqh(m): 4:04pm On Sep 03, 2017
Nigerians sha, Always craving publicity undecided
Religion / Re: "God Stopped Bullets From Entering My Body"; Man Attacked By Armed Robbers.PICS by xarookqh(m): 1:30am On Sep 03, 2017
DanseMacabre:
Oga, relax. Those guys been no wan kill you.
Exactly grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by xarookqh(m): 9:23am On Sep 02, 2017
introvertme:
Just wasted glo cheat on this anti-Christian, anti-American, anti-White, anti- male TV show.

Worst part is that I downloaded the whole season 1..

Which kine nonsense be Dis one
Isn't this the Secretary in Mad Men
Romance / Re: How To Seduce A Girl by xarookqh(m): 10:16am On Sep 01, 2017
Lalas247:


Na mane is grin
Mane is your slave
The guy too dey ginger grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by xarookqh(m): 9:53am On Sep 01, 2017
Maisamari1994:
where did it stop cos I can't remember which episode i stop, so now I don't know which episode to start... I know I stop in the season 6 but I can't remember the episode now... was it episode 12 or.... really don't know... please help if you know..
Episode 15 of S6 is the latest episode
Romance / Re: How To Seduce A Girl by xarookqh(m): 3:08am On Sep 01, 2017
Lalas247:

Mane I like that black mamba sha cheesy my boyz are killing it

Pls pls pls contin can get lost .. u know see p,alerts wey they beg to join Liverpool ... mtcheew I still love him but pls he ain't no biggie he can go
Cause you guys have just bought The Mediocre Ox from us abi
Coutinho's clearly your best player
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by xarookqh(m): 2:58am On Sep 01, 2017
hyzicbond:
why are you winging? *in Hound's voice*

Try, frendz4m dot com

alluc dot cc

projectfreetv dot bz
It sounded hilarious to me when The Hound said it grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by xarookqh(m): 2:20am On Aug 31, 2017
Hemjayy:
Nobody is talking about Cersie's pregnancy??!

Thought d witch said she was only gonna have 3 kids.

Something is not adding up.
Be finding plot holes about
Weyreh Boy grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by xarookqh(m): 12:34am On Aug 31, 2017
Rorachy:
I love me some bad ass moves. grin

TeenWolf season6 episode 15.
Seems I'll have to continue this show again
Hope it will be worth it sha
Politics / Re: ”haters I Ready For Una”: Senator Dino Melaye Rocks Camouflage Jacket by xarookqh(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2017
DeeTus:
See your life grin

You like good things. Buy me a beer, I will lecture you. cheesy
Hard Pass undecided
Celebrities / Re: OMG! Isn't She One Of The Most Beautiful Baby Girl Ever? by xarookqh(m): 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2017
Rapoo:
the kid it's very beautiful but trust me when I say that my future unborn girls will be finer than her.



not because am handsome but because I know and I believe that beautiful ones are not yet born.

See His Head angry

Celebrities / Re: OMG! Isn't She One Of The Most Beautiful Baby Girl Ever? by xarookqh(m): 6:59pm On Aug 30, 2017
I fear for this girl
Pedophiles are lurking everywhere undecided

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Politics / Re: See How Much EFCC Has Recovered From Looters by xarookqh(m): 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2017
Like we don't know It's all going to end up in the hands of another corrupt government official.
It might not be the EFCC's intention, but it is inevitable
It's just a cycle used to recycle and redistribute money within the government
They think Nigerians are Naive angry
Crime / Re: Breaking News: New Ritualist Den Discovered In Mushin, Lagos by xarookqh(m): 6:26pm On Aug 30, 2017
Maybe its about time i flee the west angry
Politics / Re: ”haters I Ready For Una”: Senator Dino Melaye Rocks Camouflage Jacket by xarookqh(m): 6:16pm On Aug 30, 2017
DeeTus:
You will end up being turned down. This is not how to approach a woman. smiley
Live and Let Live grin
Romance / Re: Want To Stop Porn And Masturbation? Get In Here by xarookqh(m): 6:11pm On Aug 30, 2017
ubunja:
Since I became addicted to masturbation I'm no longer desperate for sex and I stopped begging gals for sex. Result I'm happier and less stressed. Even better being single I always have money and can afford to treat myself nice.
The funny thing is when I started to tell gals to f*ck off they started being interested in me. Lol. I can't take shit from a gal when I self-service to gals that are 100 times hotter than her. NO WAYS.
I'm happy and never fear of getting aids.
Women hate it when men love porn coz porn like prostitutes and sluts all make sex lose value and take control from women. For women to rule the world men must always hunger for them.when they stop women know they have a big problem. That's Y even women who will never give u sex will diss and shame u for masturbation. She wants u hungry for sex so she will use that hunger to friendzone u and get stuff from u while denying u sex. Its the reason why women hate it when another woman is too easy to sleep with. She is cheapening the product between her legs.
Carry on Man!
An incorrigible member of the Vaseline Crew grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's 1st Baby Mama, Shola Gushes About Their Son, Boluwatife's Intelligence by xarookqh(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2017
Conceited Human Being undecided
Politics / Re: ”haters I Ready For Una”: Senator Dino Melaye Rocks Camouflage Jacket by xarookqh(m): 4:24pm On Aug 30, 2017
This Man nah Thug oh
Now the Nigerian Goverment consists solely of Thiefs,Thugs and Lie Mohammeds

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Sports / Re: Gibbs Completes West Brom Switch From Arsenal by xarookqh(m): 4:11pm On Aug 30, 2017
I just hope this season isn't the beginning of the end for us
Events / Re: Girl Goes Nude For Her 20th Birthday Photoshoot by xarookqh(m): 2:54pm On Aug 30, 2017
PapaNnamdi:


I salute u sir
I salute you too sir
Events / Re: Girl Goes Nude For Her 20th Birthday Photoshoot by xarookqh(m): 2:29pm On Aug 30, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Though I'm born again but I must confess that this is good to the eyes
Go get that cream man grin
Celebrities / Re: Samklef Shares Epic Throwback Pix With Michael Jackson by xarookqh(m): 2:47am On Aug 30, 2017
Lai Mohammeds everywhere grin

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Celebrities / Re: Samklef Shares Epic Throwback Pix With Michael Jackson by xarookqh(m): 2:47am On Aug 30, 2017
Lai Mohammeds everywhere grin

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Politics / Re: Kanu's Re-arrest: Ohaneze Parleys With Pro-biafra Groups. by xarookqh(m): 2:45am On Aug 30, 2017
Comrade Powerful, Amusing name grin
Sounds like it's meant to inspire fear and awe

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Crime / Re: Ram Thief Caught In Jigawa, Paraded With The Ram He Stole (Photos) by xarookqh(m): 2:23am On Aug 30, 2017
Nedfed:


Hate speech.
10yrs imprisonment.
Fall on you
Hate speech?? No, Far from it
Have you ever been to the North or Yoruba land?
If you have, all you need to do is take one look at the picture
Crime / Re: Ram Thief Caught In Jigawa, Paraded With The Ram He Stole (Photos) by xarookqh(m): 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2017
dustmalik:
Like some people have commented on the Facebook page, this happened some where in Yoruba land, not Jigawa. The village setting doesn't look northern. Bloggers are always quick to post without proper verification.
Looks like Yoruba Land to me too
I don't even know how i came to this conclusion
I just know grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kardashian Women Give $500,000 To Help Harvey Victims by xarookqh(m): 7:34pm On Aug 29, 2017
Kim Kardashian West, the philanthropist
How nice of her,but the skeptical part of me fears its just a PR move
Though i really hope its not
Crime / Re: Ram Thief Caught In Jigawa, Paraded With The Ram He Stole (Photos) by xarookqh(m): 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
This looks like a Ram to me
Man gaz chop Sallah meat nah grin

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