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Politics / Re: Why I Am Running To Be Nigeria's President - Bola Ahmed Tinubu by xenten: 1:04am On Feb 16, 2023
Pauldollars:
He's just repeating many of the things Peter Obi has been saying since.
I guess his team copies and edits some speeches from other Presidential candidates for him to say
Or rather OBI copied his manifestoes! He released his Manifestoes before OBI.
#BATSHETTIMA2023 By the Grace of the Living God!

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Always Too Caring To My Babes. by xenten: 10:35pm On Feb 03, 2023
Had a friend who was always dating my love interests. Caught him fucking one of them. I parted ways with him since.

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Health / Re: What Kind Of Ailment Is This?? (Pictures) by xenten: 4:44am On Jan 26, 2023
Kreddy:
I've been battling with this kind of rashes more than a year now. It keeps on resurfacing after every 5 months. I've been into both private and public hospitals,a doctor once told me it's a familial disease,but none of my family members has never experienced this kind of disease.
Though I have been experiencing scratches anytime I take my bath since my primary school days and I think I'm getting use to that as a doctor advised that I should stop using spong,it seems there's no solution to that.
But this rashes is taking a lot from me, I'm really perplexed and I don't know what to do. Pls has anyone experienced this,and how did you get cured.
I need suggestions to be free from this reoccurring rashes.
I've been to hospitals both private and public.



Cc: lalasticlala
Mynd44
Mukina2
Seun
farano,
Rocktation

Add Dettol to your bath. Eat a lot of fruits.

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Romance / Re: Please Help! How Do I Unite My Breasts And Make Them Stand In Unity? (pics ins) by xenten: 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
I'm Fadila. I'm the fifth child in a family of four girls, two boys.

Please help me out!
How do I unite my breasts and make them stand in unity? I don't know what to do. The only time my breasts are together in one accord is whenever I get them locked up in their house. And this is because I forced them, not as if it's their wish to be together. Because, whenever I open the door to their house, they all fall apart, looking sad and facing the opposite direction, like two bitter housewives being wifed by one husband.

I've tried ways to unite them but, it seems like the ways I've tried are not working as fast as I would want. Please, which other way(s) do you think I can get them to stand upright and in unity?
Has anyone encountered this or been in this situation before, or seen a thing like this? Please, I need suggestions on what I can do to remedy this situation and make peace reign in their midst. I want them to be able to face upwards, stand up boldly on their own with or without any support from anyone or anything.

Thanks.



Sannun ku!

No two boobs are the same in a pair. One is usually smaller than the other. if you want to correct the shape and direction ot your boobs you must be ready to go under the knife for boobs correction surgery.
My advice is men dont really notice the disparity between these boobs. what we want is boobs to suck and hold and fondled.

Develop your self esteem and love your breasts....
Politics / Re: Najatu: I Would Have Put My Life On The Line For Osinbajo by xenten: 7:00pm On Jan 25, 2023
Amb1045:
lol paid urchin

Everyone knows you are an IPOB Sponsor and your Candidate is the Godfather of IPOB. that is why he will lose woefully.
Politics / Re: Najatu: I Would Have Put My Life On The Line For Osinbajo by xenten: 3:55am On Jan 24, 2023
Amb1045:
Lol

I am sure, I eat better than you. I have endorsed him. Your own sense too small.
Politics / Re: Drop An Advice For Peter Obi by xenten: 7:39pm On Jan 15, 2023
Wiseandtrue:
Famz as you all know we are the ones running for this presidency via Peter/Datti

So If you are an adviser, what is that one advice you will give him to help push him in the right direction

Mine be say, he shouldn't trust anyone. It's likely that other parties already have moles there waiting to strike hard!

I can boast of a good foresight when I am interested in any doings

My instinct keep telling me that Obi should be wary of Wike especially that woman who is neither here nor there

Yes! You guessed right Aisha. Yesufu!

Feel free to give your own advise!

drop out of the race. you have already lost
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Cannot Take Up That Job, N150,000 Monthly Salary Is Too Small! by xenten: 5:43pm On Jan 15, 2023
started with 17000 naira a month. it became 80,000 from there 120k to 300k to 600k to millions now. never despised the days of little beginning

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Religion / Re: Can You Go To The Market For Your Wife? - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye Asks Men by xenten: 10:51am On Jan 15, 2023
nwekeugochukwu:
Nigerian televangelist, Mike Bamiloye took to his Instagram page to ask men a question pertaining to running errands for their wives, IGBERETV reports.



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm462Ihs_Kd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I buy bread, pepper, vegetables, sanitary pad etc. I want peace and love
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: How Peter Obi Will Win 2023 Presidential Election by xenten: 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2022
"and no less than 10% of all the other 6 states, mainly because of Igbo residents”, he tweeted." This turning the agenda to a tribal one. Only a stupid Yoruba will follow people who thinks like this.
Romance / Re: Help! He Used My Sextape As A Means To Sleep With Me. by xenten: 1:25pm On Dec 20, 2022
record your conversation with him where he confesses to have your sex tape. take it to the police and get his ass arrested. and get a restraining order from the court.
Literature / Re: The Divorced Housemates (Erotic, 18+) by xenten: 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2022
thats good. really sympathize with you o!
Literature / Re: The Divorced Housemates (Erotic, 18+) by xenten: 7:54pm On Dec 03, 2022
Get a Google drive account or one drive or Dropbox. You can sync your file backups to these to avoid corruption and loss.

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Travel / Re: Aerial View Of Lagos Metrol Rail And The Marina Train Station by xenten: 7:17am On Dec 01, 2022
socialmediaman:
Impressive! However, Lagosians are seeing only a fraction of their full potential because bobo Chicago uses the other fraction to buy apartments worth billions of naira in NY for his children

what percentage of your state's potential are you seeing? your governors have embezzled your generational destiny and you ran away to Lagos to get away from them. Yet you underplay the developments you are seeing in Lagos

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Religion / Re: Should Christian Couples Practise Other Styles Of Sex Apart Frm Conventionastyle by xenten: 11:35am On Nov 27, 2022
For Anal Sex, do you understand that every part of your body has its specific purpose? The anus is meant for passing out excreta. The vagina is meant for taking in. That is why during intercourse it becomes well lubricated and even during childbirth, it expands. The anus does not have that capabilities. That is why after unnatural use, the muscles of the rectum becomes slack and can no longer control the excretion activities. Ask people who are involved.
Religion / Re: Should Christian Couples Practise Other Styles Of Sex Apart Frm Conventionastyle by xenten: 11:17am On Nov 27, 2022
Is there a law against pornography in the bible? Sex is meant to be enjoyed by couples. There is really no hard and fast rules as to how you conduct your bedroom affairs as long as it's of mutual consent.

Let me ask you one question, in the garden of Eden, was there bed to perform missionary position? How are you sure it was not from Adam and eve that other animals learnt Doggie or backshots? Or was it by standing that they were able to conceive?

If we are not careful, everything we do will be come sin by human definitions.

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Romance / Re: Woman Who Married A Doll Says It Cheated On Her & Texted Another Woman (Photos) by xenten: 4:22am On Nov 25, 2022
pure cruise!
Romance / Re: He Bought Me An Iphone Now He Wants It Back!!! by xenten: 12:57am On Sep 19, 2022
Well, I had an experience with a stupid girl. I asked her out. She was thinking about it. As she was thinking, I was spending money on her. She eventually agreed to date me. I bought her a new phone. Then all of a sudden she clammed up. No kissing. No touching. I have not even had any form of intimacy with her. No hangout anymore. Later she told me she is not interested again. I did not bother to collect the money I spent. I just asked her for my phone back. I collected the phone and dashed someone else who I had no interest in.

Some girls are silly. if you wan collect, you must be ready to give. Abeg go return the phone back, onyeoshi!

Even Dangote as rich and philanthropic as He is, he will not give without expectation.

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Politics / Re: The Lady Sacked For Attending Peter Obi Rally Has Started Work Immediately by xenten: 10:05pm On Sep 02, 2022
Wither it is Tinubu or Atiku or Pitobi that wins the presidential election in Nigeria, Nigeria will never be great! Why? Because of all of you mumus on this platform looking for miracles where there is non. because of you mugus here believing that Nigeria can be better by voting one man here. Because of all of you looking for windfalls from the gods when you are supposed to be out there hustling for your daily bread. because of all of you bastards looking for who will take the blames for your stupidities in not learning skills and vocations. for those of you expecting Nigeria to become a socialist economy when all these contestants are major capitalists.

Because of all you here, whose prayer is how to get what they can get from the government and not what they are ready to give to the government.
Because of all you here whose parents are stealing government money or have stolen government money or are waiting for their turn to steal.
Because of all you that cannot see beyond the disparate languages and blame one tribe or the other for the woes of this country without accepting that your mama, papa, uncle , brothers, sisters and aunties are responsible for our current position.
Because we are not ready to pay the price for greatness but can make pseudo-bravado statements here.

And I promise you, our trouble is just starting as long as we all continue in our foolishness.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Mocked Jonathan For Giving 83-Year-Old Anenih An Appointment (Throwback) by xenten: 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2022
Righteousness2:
If JESUS tarries and there is an election in 2023, Pmb tenure will be a Joke if the Apc ticket sails.
The Ear that refuses to Hear, will follow the Head to the Grave.

Are you sure you are righteous?
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Lawan, Zulum, Tambuwal, Others In Borno For Fatima Shettima's Wedding by xenten: 11:18pm On Jul 31, 2022
Zik-Incarnate, APC may be rejected, you think its IPOB or PO that will be accepted? Go to Osun and ask and stop dreaming online.

Iamzik:


There is no saving face here bro.
APC was roundly rejected and will be rejected in the entire South West come next year.

All old corrupt looters are going into relegation 2023
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Lawan, Zulum, Tambuwal, Others In Borno For Fatima Shettima's Wedding by xenten: 11:17pm On Jul 31, 2022
Peter Obi is from the Lower Class?
Was he not part of them in the past?

His businesses are in Nigeria?
His Family are in Nigeria?
His son does not have a car, Really?

MadamVanessa:
shocked



The upper class will continue to mess up the lower class hence our father Karl Marx, seeing the evil perpetrated by the bourgeois class on the lower class preached to the consciousness of the lower class to revolt seriously against the upper class so as to have a class less society where everyone will be equal. Even though it will be impossible in Nigeria for the proletariat to revolt against the bourgeoisie, but we can revolt by voting in a competent and a selfless leader. Our vote is our weapon of revolution.


My vote goes to Peter Obi, please do the same.
Romance / Re: Should I Marry This Yahoo Boy Or Not? by xenten: 2:41am On Jul 20, 2022
Guy dey use you catch cruise.
maryma:
We met in camp last year October. We now started dating. B4 I agree to date him, he told me about his ex gf, what he wanted, like taking in for him first, doesn't want white wedding, and after he is married, after one year of the marriage he will travel abroad to go hustle. I agreed to dat I will take in for him, and dat he can travel abroad but after he must have gotten his papers, he will come carry his family along. But along d run, as the relationship is going on, I found out that even if at all he travels abroad after getting married to him and giving birth for him, he will forget his family in Nigeria and marry a white woman abroad and make his wife in Nigeria a house wife to be watching over his properties here in Nigeria.
As d relationship is going on too. I found out dat he still communicate with his ex almost everyday, even sending her money,airtime, and even want to rent a house for her. Aprt from that, he tells his ex almost all his plans and any moves e plans to take.
Since I av known a man I av never one day taken in cause I was scared of pregnancy and I don't want my dad to disown me. So I was always careful. Remember I told u I agree to take in for him. But we be been dating for 7 months now, and I haven't taken in for him dunno y. My guy na went to tell his ex dat I cannot take in for him,dat he is worried and told d gal dat is like God don't want me to take in for him. He now told d gal, dat dey would av been good couples and give birth to beautiful kids if only d gal had agreed to his plans.
Before now, he use our pix as his screensaver, same tin with me. But since e started dating dis white woman abroad, he remove our pix as his screensaver and put the white woman pix there. And dis is d guy dat I don't ask money, I find it difficult to ask him money, I feel pity for him cause of the load on his head. Still he doesn't give me back d same love I av for him,.
Also, he is a catholic and e doesn't believes in miracles, prophecies. And I attend pentecostal church. And I don't attend catholic church. He is saying if e marries me I must attend catholic church with him and take his kids to catholic church.
Please I need ur advice. Do u guys think he is d right one for me I feel he still love his ex and equallly loves d white woman. I just feel e want to use me for his personal gains, like watching over his properties, turning me to a hux wife. And make me suffer. I av been asking him to start business for me so I will be supportive. He didn't open d business. But when he and his ex wer dating he opened a business for her and till today e is still giving her money to support the business.
PLS I need ur advice am confused I don't want to be fooled, used and misled. Please. I want to liv the relationship
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advise. I'm Going Insane by xenten: 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2022
OkoAnike:
Infection like that stays for a long time in a woman un-noticed, she can carry it for the next 2-3years without her knowing, but for man it's just 6-10 hours you feels the reaction,
Hence this could have been there Long ago from the past relationships, I'm sure the young woman didn't cheat on you, mind you such infection are difficult to treat in woman, therefore make sure she's properly treated and after a month go for test again to be sure all is clear, She has stood by you in your hours of trouble, here's her own hour of trouble, please stand by her... My little penny

Exactly! she might have contacted it before you started dating. The two of you should go treat yourselves. Give her a chance. But watch her too.

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Politics / Re: Journalist Slept While Delegates Voted (APC Presidential Primaries) by xenten: 9:12am On Jun 08, 2022
moscow007:
cheesy
THE LAST CONVENTION

Journalists that have been bought off by Polithiefians

All their evil plans ends here, right on this ground, no sane human being will ever trust Nations and Daily trust newspapers again...never!
You cannot fool all the people all the time, their propaganda have been decrypted.

APC will never rule dis country again!...the last hope just died with the relegation of Osibanjo, now Obi can cruise to victory before 2pm on election day!

Peter Obi Presidency assured and sealed !
keep dreaming.
Health / Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by xenten: 10:19am On Jun 05, 2022
Fancygurl23:


Here is a picture. Not showing my face. Hope I've cleared the doubts of you Thomases? Nairaland sef
Damn! these are beautiful! please, you need to feel good about yourself. you have what people are paying money to get.
Encourage yourself joor.
Health / Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by xenten: 1:26pm On Jun 02, 2022
show us the picture
Crime / Re: How I Was Assaulted By An Army Officer by xenten: 9:28pm On May 21, 2022
pocohantas:


Thank you! I am sure he was running his mouth. No sane soldier would just start beating you because you said his card has insufficient funds. Nigerian men (soldiers) are not like that. OP should learn how to talk to people. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Common! you in Nigeria? I have seen Soldiers get involved in fights thats not theirs.
Crime / Re: How I Was Assaulted By An Army Officer by xenten: 9:26pm On May 21, 2022
put the video on social media
Politics / Re: Bode George: Tinubu Is A Serial Betrayer, Has No Right To Label Osinbajo Judas by xenten: 6:32am On Apr 17, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Yes, he's a betrayer and a traitor. He betrayed the entire Yoruba tribe. Due to his ambition of becoming the president, he said nothing about the killing of the Yorubas by the Fulani terrorists. The good people of Yoruba tribe helplessly ran to faraway Benin republic and Cote D'Ivoire to seek succour , yet still, Tinubu refused to comment on it or lend a helping hands to his own people but ran to Zamfara and donate 50million to victims of terrorists attack.

Osibanjo didn't betrayed the thief, Osinbajo have the right to contest just like other Nigerians, provided you've what it takes. Tinubu betrayed the whole tribe, the tribe that made him who he's today.

you seems to be crying more than the bereaved! How much have you been paid to peddle these lies on NL? I see you everywhere Tinubu is posted and you spew the same shit every freaking time. Well, you are doing a good job you have been paid to do. Go home to you people and tell them how much of a sellout you are.

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Family / Re: Don’t Lose Guard With Your Daughters by xenten: 11:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
One mistake in your advice: The man should have been arrested! He might have been doing it to other girls in the past and get away with it. He probably will do it again.

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