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Romance / Re: How Do I Retrieve Some Of My Belongings From My Ex? by xest(m): 9:51am On Dec 02, 2020
Amotolongbo:
You too return her fücked pussy
Are you okay? As if it's all you people got to offer. Was the Bleep done by the guy alone? Low mentality and myopic reasoning.
Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by xest(m): 9:30am On Dec 02, 2020
Abeggy make we hear word. Make him go hospital go heal ppl na there sick ppl plenty.
Phones / Re: Deceitful Offer From Jumia, Please Help!! by xest(m): 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2020
tayo60:
If you can part with almost #120,000 for d phone, so how much is #10,000 that you can't wave? Moreover, you still got d phone you ordered for.
These are the kind of replies i distaste with reckless abandon. How can you say this ? You are invariably giving deceit a chance, the Guy has to blow this out on social media and also on there twitter handle so that a lot people will know, and they too will take precautions Incase of next time.
Romance / Re: I'm 39 and I have no husband or boyfriend. Please help by xest(m): 9:12am On Nov 23, 2020
Romanoff:
Na guy get this account.

The garuy dey catch cruise.
you are right dear
NYSC / Re: Jewel Of The Savannah. by xest(m): 10:08am On Nov 22, 2020
onward4life:

It was commissioned

By

2010 batch A...


So you too rep Funkaye..?

Me Tongo
No it was commissioned by batch B 2010. I was in batch B and was privileged to use new stuffs both foams and mosquito nets. I passed out 2011
NYSC / Re: Jewel Of The Savannah. by xest(m): 10:03am On Nov 22, 2020
CEOwatazs:
sometime last year around December is paid 19800
How? are you sure
NYSC / Re: Jewel Of The Savannah. by xest(m): 8:11am On Nov 22, 2020
midetinz:
Mallam Sidi" is the name of the town where the NYSC camp was located then,(I don't know of now) I got to Mallam sidi on the first day of the camp and at about the time the camp commandant was about to address the Corp members.
"You are welcome to the NYSC camp, Gombe state. For the next three weeks,you don't have a brain of your own. We will do the thinking for you henceforth. We will tell you when to sleep and when to wake up" roared the camp commandant amidst other things.
I can't remember vividly all that happened but will do my best to recap(it's almost 20years now).
We were paid N500 as bicycle allowance, N1000 as transport allowance and told that our monthly allowee will be N7500.
I did my best to enjoy the three weeks. I was in platoon 8 . I didn't participate in marching as such but I played football to the peak. During the course of training for team selection, a guy insisted that I must be in the football team, eventually I was chosen as part of the first eleven and I justified my selection 100%.
When we got to the final of the football competition, we were to play against platoon 6.
The event was quite colorful as few big men from Gombe town were invited and the then coach of Gombe United was physically present. Due to my dribbling skill,I was left to play a free role and ended up scoring the only goal for platoon 8 in the match. It was a sweet solo effort which met a thunderous celebration from the crowd. Platoon 6 was equally good, hence they ended up equalizing before the sound of the final whistle.
The game was to be decided by penalty shoot out. As at then I was the talk of the camp and my friendship circle was boosted by male and female alike.
The first taker for platoon 6 lost his penalty while we scored ours. The captain at that point suddenly changed the sequence of our penalty players by insisting I play the FINAL penalty of the game so that once the other players could score theirs, mine was a guaranteed goal and then we win the cup. At first, I thought it was a fantastic idea but sooner regretted it as EVERBODY else scored in the shootout. I was enjoying the popularity I had garnered all the while and I could not risk any wrong penalty,turned me to an alien.
While the last taker in platoon 6 was celebrated, I pretended to be very pressed and must visit the gent as a matter of urgency. I was granted just 2 minutes to offload, but I knew I will NEVER come back to the field except if the match has ended.
I left the field and after about 5mins of waiting, another player was asked to take the kick from our platoon and he scored seamlessly despite beign an average player. The whole camp was agog with celebration and I came out of my "hiding".
I knew you were never pressed, you couldn't handle the anxiety said Mary, a fellow Corp member from a difft platoon. I agree to her submission and we laughed over her detective skills. She was my first "camp love" lol.
TBC
Yes mallam sidi is still the camp location. But they have a permanent site opposite the temporary secondary school you guys used during your time. My set Was The first to launch the new site, Batch B 2010
Crime / Re: Cultist Kills Taxify Driver, Dumps His Body In Edo River by xest(m): 8:02am On Nov 22, 2020
Karlovich:
Piggies on the beat, they leave their red mud republic only to constitute nuisance in other people's land.
And una na ritualist na
Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by xest(m): 7:54am On Nov 22, 2020
SilverNorGold:
Although I am an avid supporter of President Buhari cos of his many stellar achievements, honesty and integrity, it's things like this(his softness) that's making me not very happy with him. Why sit and watch wicked elements and fake news purveyors run this country aground? What's stopping him from declaring war on enemies of Nigeria and fake news merchants?

President Buhari is TOO SOFT for my liking.. If he were Obasanjo or Yaradua or Goodluck Jonathan, would criminal elements like Sowore, Aisha Yesufu and their cohorts dare attempt one quarter of the nonsense that he (President Mohammadu Buhari) has tolerated from them?

This is sad.. President Buhari should do something to nip this nonsense in the bud as quickly as possible before it gets out of hand!

And by the way, what happened to the Social Media regulation bill? Seriously, I am not happy with the way things are going.. I just hope Nigeria survive the wrath of these fake news vicars before PMB comes up with a decisive solution.

May God help Nigeria.
Are you okay?
Education / Re: Girl Happy After Discovering Wassce Results,but Something Happened(photos) by xest(m): 6:28am On Nov 21, 2020
Bloggers . If you open u burn
Religion / Re: Nigerian Christians Pray For Joe Biden's Votes To Be Upturned (Video) by xest(m): 7:22pm On Nov 20, 2020
rubbish. Religion will finish naija ppl
Sports / Re: Super Eagles: 3 Coaches Nigerians Want To Take Over From Gernot Rohr by xest(m): 10:28am On Nov 20, 2020
Renard Herve is the best option.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by xest(m): 10:22am On Nov 20, 2020
ArticleBeast:

Are you the Op? Na money dem take dey find money
ok
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by xest(m): 11:50pm On Nov 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:

Please show me where I explicitly said that I will teach you programming for free.
Now listen and understand why it seems that some people are teaching programming for free. They make the money through the traffic their site generates as a result of the the students or in the case of YouTubers, the views their content fetches for them. No expert is going to teach you programming for free, I doubt. So go to YouTube and search for free tutorial
but u told OP that u will teach him for free that's why i indicated interest sha

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by xest(m): 11:25pm On Nov 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:

I charge a token for the courses
but u indicated that it's free na
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by xest(m): 11:15pm On Nov 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:

Yes of course
wow thanks. How n when do we get started?
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by xest(m): 2:28pm On Nov 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:
I can teach you web development
can you teach me too? Please
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Girls Like This?? Screenshots Attached. by xest(m): 2:24pm On Nov 19, 2020
Girls ehh. Cos of birthday she is not fine.must they always celebrate it?

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Education / Re: How To Make Your Woman Want To Have Sex With You by xest(m): 5:45am On Nov 16, 2020
LA click LA bend

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Romance / Re: See Wetin Dey Hungry Me [Picture] by xest(m): 7:36am On Nov 12, 2020
Wetin dey hungry you na who go buy your sex and relationship books.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government Of Nigeria Nationwide Recruitment - Nov. 2020 by xest(m): 7:30am On Nov 12, 2020
Liar. LA click LA bend
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Leads As US Election Recount Continues by xest(m): 7:27am On Nov 12, 2020
Fake blogger. LA click LA bend

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Stop Sex Addiction by xest(m): 6:49am On Nov 10, 2020
IntersexSherry:
Ya stop giving much attention to materials things of this world which includes sex, money and food..
and give attention to what please?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Reveals Shocking Details Of How Joe Biden Rigged Us 2020 Election by xest(m): 6:39am On Nov 10, 2020
LA click LA bend

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Celebrities / Re: Read The Birthday Message, Laycon’s Bestie Sent To Him by xest(m): 6:36am On Nov 10, 2020
LA click LA bend
Politics / Re: DJ Switch Granted Asylum In Canada by xest(m): 6:30am On Nov 10, 2020
Chosen1984:
Good For Her..
She has Escaped Nigeria but she is still in Earth..

Until we Enter Heaven that is when we re Safe!
There is no safe place on Earth!
Jesus Christ is the only safe zone..

Brothers and Sisters I Admonish Everyone to Personally Search His/Her lives..

We need to be Ready at all times. This Message is Specifically for Somebody!

Anything could Happen at anytime and anywhere!!

JESUS is Highly Important for Everyone..
Are you okay? Which heaven self are you talking about?Your acclaimed Jesus is not saving any shit. He could have saved thousands of his worshippers in north east being massacred by Boko Haram, and also the Bishop beheaded in public by the Islamic terrorists. Don't come and brag about Jesus here.
Politics / Re: Hausa Woman: Igbos Are Not Criminals, Yahoo, 419, An by xest(m): 10:53pm On Nov 08, 2020
E pain dem. They know themselves.
Nairaland / General / Re: Joe Biden Will Be Impeached For Running Mate To Lead – Apostle Suleman Reveals by xest(m): 7:24am On Nov 08, 2020
But he didn't see corona virus

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