OluwasureGig:

but why are y'all South Africans obsessed with Nigerians.

Obsessed how?

That escalated quickly Bad combination, I say

Fidecoo:





Let me just chip in a little on this.
I doubt you to some limits.
Especially when the crush lives his/her life with full originality and only prone to positive changes which still makes him/her more attractive to the crusher.
Saying from experience. (Got even my blood relatives wishing If only I wasn't a brother).


Don't mind the English ooo!!,
These days nairaland active members prefer scrutinizing the "English words written" than the actual message your sentence is suppose to carry/deliver.

@bolded, it may be true, but they could also be biased in how they view you lol. We all tend to see our relatives in the most positive light, unless when they're undeniably horrible human beings.

Jaqenhghar:

No wo der I used to get this thing where a girl spends time trying to get your attention then when you start talking or go on a date she seems to turn cold all of a sudden.

Yeah, it's like that sometimes & the person you never really cared for in the beginning, you end up falling madly for them. The "he's not my type" is usually the one lol. Basically, real love has to grow on you.

Minxie:


I totally know what you mean! In university I had the biggest crush on a guy living in the same residence. I would always make sure to pass his room whenever I went somewhere. Long story short, i finally spoke to him a few times in great conversations but I lost interest! hahaha I think I found him attractive because of the mystery of the unknown.

@bolded, crushes usually don't live up to how you envisaged them in your mind lol.

nisai:
Forgive me. I am just trying to be funny
See Xhosa, this is not sugarcoating, I just like your personality and I am not gonna act stupid to ruin our friendship. No vex for me en, fine girl with complementary intelligence

Bye, Later.

So this one na only friendship?

Well anyway, who knows life. Our paths could some day cross or not lol.

nisai:
I deliberately misinterpreted that to my angle of contention.

I know I am gonna get this already


No worries sha, I respect choice.

What are you talking about, Nisai? I'm talking about one thing & you're going on about God knows what.

nisai:
of course.

Frail on you? Lai lai, never! I ought to be telling you that.

#BABY IF U LEAVE ME YAWA GO DEY O#

Just take care & be a good boy

nisai:
Maybe they are still not sure about the moon sighting due to climate, so they have to count to thirty (lunar calendar) before declaration.

Oh, I see. Are you partaking? Don't get all reedy & frail on me

nisai:
It's today.

Really? How come here it's starting tomorrow?

nisai:
Aunty, jeje jeje

I cannot ignore you I swear.

Big day tomorrow, huh?

fattprince:

I've been clean for over 45 days now. Tramadol is an analgesic steroids it's a painkiller but when abused it can give you a euphoric feeling. I was told by google that it wasn't addictive, that people only get dependent on it till I found myself addicted and google later telling me further research found out its actually addictive. Tramadol is a very popular drug. The negative turn around for me is that when I started it was very cheap. 10 Naira per pill but when I stopped it I was already buying it 150 Naira per pill. That's X15 in a period of 3 years. It would have been at least 200 Naira per pill now. I'm so grateful to God I'm clean now. I lied just to get money to feed my addiction then.

Oh, that's great. Keep it up. Hopefully there won't be any relapse.

heartofcity12:


Better fix yourself. Yes it’s a forum but u are taking it too far, better respect yourself. I said what I said, u can go and die if u ain’t comfortable with it. We respect ppl in this part of the world, you are so full of yourself, everyone knows that here. Why not stick to your South African or Guinea( anywhere you’re from) forum and channel all your cockiness and cheap pride in there. Nigerian women respect Nigerian men and u should learn to respect that.

You feel you type better, you feel you’re better than everyone, you’re just depressed and lonely and all you have to do is always troll a Nigerian forum, take your bitter self back to the hole u came from and stop feeling too cocky here. I’m sure you don’t look as great or smart as u portray yourself to be.

Be warned.


PS I’m not gonna reply u anymore. I already said what I said. Use your senses. You can insult me as much as u want and pretend like what I said it trash, I’m sure my message would sink into your brains.

LMFAO. So all of this noise because you're intimidated? I've never professed myself as smart, eloquent etc, that's how you see it & it somehow bothers you. Tough shìt! I'm not going to be less of myself to make people like you feel adequate. Your inferiority complex is your problem, not mine. Quote your Nigerian women if you want respect, you're not going to get any from me. Period.

fattprince:

When I was still addicted to tramadol I thought it will be my undoing in ruining my life till I watched a documentary on nyaope. God I had hope. That drug was expensive to now think you must use it twice a day to be able to stay stable. Thank God I didn't come across it.

Yeah, it's a serious addiction. How long have you been clean for? What exactly is tramadol if you don't mind me asking,

Adonko:
@ XhosaNostra, I am also an Aquarius and do you think is possible I share all the signs you have..

And also I copied this somewhere about Aquarius and related to my life was exactly true..would love you to check yours soon....here is it


Aquarius

Jan 21- Feb 20

Intelligent, strong, can excel in any field they find themselves.

These ones are pacesetters and would strive to have a meaningful life at any cost.

They do not accept defeat, and would certainly not settle for less. You'll often find them at the top of the ladder or struggle with determination to get to the top.

It doesn't matter what kind of jobs they have to do; blue collar or white collar. They will excel above their peers.

Attributes

Stubborn, short-tempered, smart, pioneers, street smart, risk-takers, open-minded, take advice, willing to learn, strong, masculine.


Indeed Aquarius iz great.

It sounds about right! We're the best lol.


Do a birth/natal chart to find out what other signs you have. It's nearly impossible for two people to have the exact same placements, unless they're twins.

JaceBlaze:


@bolded, the "red sea" will sue us if we used their cultish mantra.

Be careful not to get fat while binging lol.
I miss my routine walks to the mall as part of my daily exercise.I almost joined a gym before the announcement of lockdown

There's a gym right around the corner from my place, but I never thought of joining. It's just not my thing. If things get out of hand with my girth, I'll try something dancing or something lol. You should join to build the little abs you have started growing

Jaqenhghar:

Try makong them at home yo

It'll never be the same. Plus I want someone else's cooking lol.

heartofcity12:


Don’t u feel u talk too much?? You feel u are better than everyone. Tone it down girl, who do u think u are? Ppl don’t like u here, don’t get it twisted.

Why the hell should I care whether people here like me or not? No, who do you think you are coming at me with this bullshìt on something that has nothing to do with any of you! I don't even know you, so I'm not toning down ANYTHING. Fùck you. Like I care if you like me or not.
I talk too much? Is a forum a place to observe silence, fool? Are we in the cemetery here or whatever the fùck?

JaceBlaze:


We may have to endure another month,or even longer than that...I'm not complaining anyhow.Ramaphosa has impressed me in handling this pandemic

Those wings are to die for,neh?

I guess we should be saying, "We're led" right now lol. He certainly has shown great leadership, I'm proud of him.

Monate nate! Eish, I'm even beginning to salivate
By the time this thing is over, I'll binge on fastfood for a while, I'm sick of home cooked meals.
What do you miss most about a life before corona?

JaceBlaze:


He made no mention of takeaways,perhaps that will be allowed when we get to lockdown level 3.

Mfana! K'sebenza amaLevel manje

I wonder how long it will take to reach there, my Chicken Licken wings cravings are on nyaope levels

JaceBlaze:





Cigarettes will be back on the shelves from the first of May

Yeah, I just watched the address. Finally the nightmare is over. I miss takeaways as well

Blackfire:





You behave like someone who was cheated because she was naive, but vowed to be Alpha with bold face...

You need help, not everyone is your problem..you are the problem.

Erm...okay.

*Dismissive wave*

JaceBlaze:


There are exceptions of course,but it's usually so.Is your cousin from a high income earning household? sometimes boys can take you in and overlook your fragile character just because you bring something bigger to the table .Back when I was in primary there used to be this weak guy who couldn't throw a punch to save his life,so in order to stop bullies from preying on him he pledged a lunchbox to some big guy named Given in exchange for protection.

LMAO. Wow. I bet he's doing so well now. Which reminds me of one guy I went to school with. His back was a little hunched & many boys in our class bullied him, calling him names like "Backbone" Today he's working for the Reserve Bank, while one of his bullies drives an uber

Well anyway, his family is okay & the other boys were also from respectable families, so I really don't think they were using him or anything lol. But you could never know though. Perhaps there was something he was useful for. Shrugs.

JaceBlaze:


I see



No male should allow that lol.A man's honour & integrity is defended in the streets,not behind mommy's dress.Your peers won't even consider your input in conversations because to them you are not man enough.

Looooool, is that so? For a while my cousin was running around with a tough crowd & one time his crew was rounded up, accused of a heinous crime. Somehow I just knew he wasn't involved because he's not the type. In the end it was proven that he indeed went home when his friends were up to no good. He's very gentle & in a way how he was raised paid off. I sometimes wonder how he fitted in with such a group of hardened thugs to begin with.

JaceBlaze:


Are you the last born in the family? If so then it makes perfect sense,and you're a female on top of that.Parents are very overprotective when it comes to girls.Now put a boy in the same scenario and what you get is an effeminate sissy lol.

Yes, I was the baby of the family but more like an only child because my sister lived with my aunt, hence my mom doted on me so much. It had its perks, but was also very annoying at times.

LMAO, I know. One of my aunts has 3 daughters & one son (last born), they all treated him like a porcelain doll, which angered his father so much because he felt they were pussifying him He's still a little soft even now. As children (we're only two years apart) we were both crybabies

JaceBlaze:


Mama just didn't want baby to eat the cake.Very unfair.

She was very overprotective I have many similar stories throughout my childhood, but this one stands out the most because I was really looking forward to it.
One time my friends & I were playing with a skipping rope. One of my friends stepped on the back of my shoe by mistake while we were skipping & the sole came off. I had to take off the shoe so her father could fix it. Mind you at this point I have never been without shoes (outside of the house) my whole life because my mom didn't like that So anyway, my friends were laughing at me because I didn't wanna put my foot on the dirt, that's when I realized that perhaps I was a little too sheltered lol.

Not being allowed to do stuff or go anywhere was the worst for me.

I remember I was supposed to attend a friend's birthday one Saturday. The day came & I was so excited. I literally hopped like a bunny on my way to take a bath. I was ready to slay them in my frilly, pink dress & white stockings. I had everything planned out. That beaming smile quickly turned to tears when my mom told me I couldn't go because "it was windy". Inside I was like so what, what does the weather have to do with anything. Before I could protest, she quickly explained that the area where my friend lived was surrounded by shacks, so she was afraid that one of their roofs would come off due to the wind & chop me in half. What an overactive imagination! That was the final verdict. So I couldn't go because I could get killed by someone's roof of all things! Some people went & noone died

Blackfire:



Read your words slowly .... Are you not ashamed of yourself??

No, you need to re-read the story as sllllowly as you possibly can, until it finally sinks in that you're creating scenarios in your head. Not my problem.

Lol, you definitely don't have anger issues if she's still at your place "sleeping peacefully". She'd have been GONE by now if I was in your shoes! I'd have gone nuts after reading those messages, where they're sounding like modern Romeo & Juliet, as if you're standing in the way of them being together, happily ever after.
Don't be the "obstacle" in their "fated love story", allow them to reunite & bask in their newly-found romance. Wake her up & tell her to go be with her secret lover, no explanations needed because you got proof.

Blackfire:




This girl right here is dangerous, a player ,a heart breaker, who thinks the world revolves around her, she is the always on top ,.always right .... But give her the dose of her own medicine....she becomes a vengeful vendetta.

Who did I play & whose heart did I break? Nobody would ever accuse me of being vengeful because I have enough self-respect to accept when I'm no longer needed & move on. So stop projecting your experiences with vindictive women on me.

7 times she's been inappropriate with other guys & you're here still asking what you should do? No wonder you're her pet boyfriend.

Privileged kids' problems.