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Sports / Re: Benzema Uses Tupac Reference To Describe Kylian Mbappe's Betrayal by Ximenez(m): 1:28pm On May 22, 2022
When will Madrid stop crying over this?
I mean, is it by force?
Sports / Re: Phil Foden: Man City Midfielder Wins Premier League Young Player Of The Year by Ximenez(m): 6:43pm On May 21, 2022
DesChyko:


The award is for U23
So?
Those players were also nominated, and they have better stats than Foden.
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Turns Down Real Madrid, To Remain At Paris Saint-Germain by Ximenez(m): 5:50pm On May 21, 2022
Asianjollof007:



Asking him to remove barca shows you started watching football two or three years ago. Mancity is not relevant when almighty barca dey reign.

That was in the past.
Barca now rely on signing free transfers with old and unwanted players.
Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 12:31pm On May 21, 2022
Sweetplum:

No. I m very accommodating. I v always been calm to know what's btw dem first.
I wouldn't really do two sisters.
But hope you don't mind a guy seeing you and your friend.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 12:20pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:


There's aloso a possibility the mess will clear itself naturally - I might catch one of them cheating or one of them might lose interest and I'll focus on the other
Trust me, it doesn't always end well.
I have been in a similar situation before, mine was even with three sisters. Their parents gave birth to three children and all three were girls.
I didn't sleep with any of them anyway.
The eldest was just an average girl, but with a good height and good fashion sense, she was toxic, the kind of if i can't have you I'll destroy you kinda girl.
The second was more beautiful and curvy, with good manners, always looking for excuses to be around me, including bringing problems for me to solve. She once lied about going to camp just to come to my place for some days. The third was just a friend with my sister and was using that route to get at me.
It's quite a long story, but i didn't sleep with any of them. Maybe I'll write about the experience one day.



But if you are not deeply in love with either of them, just free both of them. There are women everywhere. That's what I'd do.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 12:38am On May 21, 2022
Sweetplum:

Did he not commit a crime.
He's attempting to eat both sisters.
Who does that except a criminal.
Criminals aren't to be treated nice.
Naturally I m very lovely & kind. But I hate cheating. If a man dare me, he ll be rendered miserable.
Lovely and kind indeed.
I bet if you see your partner with a female, you might have hit him first before realising she's his sister.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 9:22pm On May 20, 2022
Sweetplum:

Yeah. But I pray you meet those that walk the talk. We are few.
I hate stress so i don't spend time with such people.
A violent lady is a major red flag.
Look at you threatening to harm someone physically and spiritually.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 7:00pm On May 20, 2022
questioner:


How did you navigate the the tricky situation without getting caught ?

or were you caught? wink
Even though sex is pleasurable, but try not to sleep with sisters intentionally, when it's time to clear up the mess, the effort required will be far greater than the pleasure you got.

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ximenez(m): 6:54pm On May 20, 2022
Sweetplum:
You v no balls. Let the older sister know you v switched.
Don't try to eat two fruits that ll poison you.
And if I catch a man like you in real life. Be sure I ll render you impotent & miserable before I add the worst to you.
Lol
Talk is cheap.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Terrorism: Rulings, Distortion And Misconception Of Some Verses In The Quran by Ximenez(m): 3:43pm On May 20, 2022
abbey621:


Who cares what instructions they follow, I'm just showing you that these people are non muslims yet they commit evil acts. This directly contradicts your belief that most terrorist acts are from Muslims. Human beings have the natural ability to be wicked, religion, tribe etc are just excuses for what already lies within!
Boko Haram
Al Qaeda
Iswap
ISIS

These are just few i can remember for now, by the mere sight of their flags, you already know who they are representing.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Terrorism: Rulings, Distortion And Misconception Of Some Verses In The Quran by Ximenez(m): 3:22pm On May 20, 2022
abbey621:


But we are living in history, the world got to this state because of what some people/governments did in history. For example, who trained Osama? Who purposely sold arms to Afghanistan? Who created Israel out of nowhere and claimed land belonging to the Palestinians?

See I'm not even talking about the crusades or the history that is way way back, I'm talking history of less than 100 years. I'm talking about why most Middle Eastern countries are so angry and unstable. After several indirect and direct attempts at regime changes, economic sabotages and so on through governemnts, IMF and UN, do you really have the guts to say what is or what is not terrorism?

To the kids in Afghanistan, Syria etc, who are victims of these stealth tactics, what do you say to them?

You are just mixing politics and religion.
Who told you those operations were carried out according to Jesus instructions?
The West have their own agenda as to topple one another as world power, that has nothing to do with Christianity.

But you people behead non Muslims, tag them as infidel/ kafir and chant allah akbar.

You have your own instructions from the koran.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 3:09pm On May 20, 2022
ArewaHero:
you are irredeemable . I don't want to go deep with you.



Just tell him he's not a true moslem and alar won't reward him for not supporting murder.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 3:07pm On May 20, 2022
ArewaHero:
a girl that Crossed a redline on peoples Religion and in their own community.


When your people were destroying people's farms and properties with their cows, they said they are Nigerians and they have the right to go anywhere with their cows, but now it's suddenly their community and she was an alien koh?

When the country eventuallyy split, your landlocked region will be worse than Somalia and Afghanistan combined.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 3:00pm On May 20, 2022
ArewaHero:
what is the the punishment regarding blaphemy in the Bible.

so you meant that the voice recording is not enough evidence ?

is like you don't go to church or read the bible .



How many people have been killed by Christians for blasphemy?

Very soon, you cannibals will be left alone and will have no option but to turn on each other.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 2:57pm On May 20, 2022
Corporate2020:


Meet me under Obalende Bridge, and let me beat sense into your head.
.
Lol, sorry i no be ghetto boy.
Keep enjoying the weather under the bridge. As you kettle carriers love to say, it's your destiny.

Just know that if you don't perform jihad, alar won't reward you.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 2:48pm On May 20, 2022
Corporate2020:


Are you Nigeria Christians too not ashamed of yourself seeing Christians in Europe, America, Australia, Asia breaking limits in science and technology while the only thing you do is sell holy water, special candles and sleep with children?

As for the miscreant OP that posted nonsense RED Lines, nah the RED lines go kill his family and relatives. There is no RED or YELLOW line anywhere, if you do any nonsense near me, I will break your hands and legs and give them you RED liner to eat. If somebody abuse Mohammed (SAW) or Allah, let them come and fight themselves. Gods should fight for their subjects, not the other way round. Even Ogun, Sango, Aiyalala and Esu Odara fight for themselves, their followers don't fight for them.

Allahu that I worship does not need any idiot to fight for HIM. Stop disgracing Muslims, stop dragging Islam in the mud before Ogun go kill your Mama.

I am a Yoruba boy
I am a Muslim
I am not Stupid.
You don't know anything about islam.
You are merely participating.

The Northern muslims are always saying you Muslims from other parts, like kwara, kogi, west etc are just deceiving yourselves.

Why the Arabians claimed they are the only true muslims.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Terrorism: Rulings, Distortion And Misconception Of Some Verses In The Quran by Ximenez(m): 2:40pm On May 20, 2022
ArewaNorth:


Because u only look at the oppressed Muslims who are pushed to carry arms and later tagged terrorists instead of looking at the actual terrorists who kill millions of Iraqis, Syrians, Libyans, Somalis, Afghans, Serbians, Chenchen, and Vietmese. With no conscience, u choose to ignore the perpetrators of first and 2nd world wars, the genocide against Jews, Algiers and the whole world, the nuke bombings on Japanese among many other terrorist attacks orchestrated by whites who are also to be blamed for infinite number of genocide committed on Asians and Africans during slave trade and colonisation.
Wake up from ur slumber and stop being dogmatic to the lies they feed to ur empty head!
Was that why you carried kettle, bent down to piss like a woman, then slammed your forehead against the floor multiple times and went to kill and burn an innocent girl alive?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 2:05pm On May 20, 2022
ArewaHero:
Seun you can see how the Christian's abuse Muslims unprovoked just for trouble


Please no amount of Ranting should make you consider REMOVING THE OATH .




What provocation can be greater than the murder of an innocent girl?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2022
gaskiyamagana:

So said by the lost sheep of Israel found in Nigeria.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: These Are RED Lines That Must Not Be Crossed By Muslims! by Ximenez(m): 1:23pm On May 20, 2022
AntiChristian:


Is that the same reason your region has been unable to progress that you all had to migrate out in most cases to do business almost everywhere in the country? How many Industries are in your region? No be Hospitality Business dey popular as in Hotels! When will you have sense?


I am not ashamed of myself. Every religion or non-religion have their own "extremist". And why haven't your people broken those limits?
You guys lynch, kill, maim, burn, kidnap, canibalise, even more than Boko haram ever would.

You even kill yourselves!
Red line or green light.
No justification for murder.

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Romance / Re: I’m Attracted To Older Ladies And I’m Sapiosexual by Ximenez(m): 1:20pm On May 20, 2022
Sweetplum:

Firstly I m financially dependent & ll be able to feed you.
Lastly, what do you mean by pre night Tribune newspaper?
You can't differentiate between dependent and independent.

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Romance / Re: Man Set To Marry Two Wives From Same Community In Abia State (Photo) by Ximenez(m): 5:51pm On May 19, 2022
Jennyclay:
Poor men should NOT be allowed to marry multiple wives!

This one would born like 13 children and would start looking for who to train them for him undecided

I wish them happy Married life!
Are you his account officer?

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Romance / Re: Is There Any Nigerian Girl That Prefers Flowers To Money As Gifts by Ximenez(m): 10:03am On May 19, 2022
guobe:
Down in the states,most white girls and black American girls prefer flowers as gifts than money.I keep wondering is there any Nigerian girl that prefers flowers to monetary gifts.just pondering.
Yes, if she's is rich and also not from a poor background.

Some poor Nigerian parents tell their female children not to return home after NYSC, what will those ones do with flowers?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 16th May 2022 by Ximenez(m): 6:30pm On May 17, 2022
pafo:


Very much besides the point. He can be successful elsewhere or have I said he's not a good coach? He is! He just can't use those tactics at Man United. Abi na by force ni? Can't you all call your clubs to go employ him?

Mourinho was good too and so was Van Gaal. We've been thru that road before and we say we are not going there again. Which one be una wahala now?
Lol
Ok na.
At least you've seen how good and efficient Ole and Rangnick tactics are. Now let's wait for Ten Hag miracle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 16th May 2022 by Ximenez(m): 3:04pm On May 17, 2022
spartan117:

Is Tottenham not placed 4th in the premier League right now?
Sevilla is also 4th in La Liga for your information.

Well it seems this argument has lost direction. Let's agree to disagree.
That's why i said it's better we go with the opinions of Pep, Ancelloti, Mou and Benitez.
At least unlike us, these managers have managed in both leagues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 16th May 2022 by Ximenez(m): 3:01pm On May 17, 2022
YoungBruzzy:

I guess you need to go back to your board or better still consult your dictionary over the meaning of the word “Mid table” cos you seems to be mixing it up.
Yeah, Google is also your friend grin






Quote me at your own peril
Top 4
Mid table
Bottom table
Relegation Zone.
Match your team with the proper zone from the above region.
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Ximenez(m): 2:57pm On May 17, 2022
jackals:
Why do y'all sounds to make me unhappy. I'm not happy with how things turn out with him not getting back to me as I had hoped. And now you guys are compounding my issue.

Thanks anyways
To me, reading my message and not replying is a sign of disrespect.
Growing up, there were things i didn't forgive people for:
Disrespect
Taking me for granted
And looking down on me.
Those principles have made me who i am today.

Even though I'm not Alpha, I'm a sigma male that doubles as a Taurus, hence i might be a bit selfish/ self centered.
That's why i don't call people more than once, even if you are not with your phone at that time, i expect you to see the missed call and get back to me via call/msg.

For the whatsapp/chatting part, you don't expect me to continue to text you after ignoring my message.
Life is not that complicated.

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Romance / Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by Ximenez(m): 2:28pm On May 17, 2022
Anti-terror

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 16th May 2022 by Ximenez(m): 2:16pm On May 17, 2022
spartan117:

Leicester is a recent Premier league winner, West ham, Tottenham and Arsenal were all top 4 contenders this season, the latter 2 are even regarded as part of the Premier league big six. So it's fair to compare them to Sevilla.

And Sevilla stands heads and shoulders above all of them in terms of achievements in Europe.
Lol
Sevilla is supposed to be a top 4 La liga team competing in the champions league.
So I'm just surprised that you could only compare Sevilla to midtable epl teams.
Why are you interested in comparing a top 4 team to a top 6 team? Maybe you are starting to get my points now.

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