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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Receives Alfredo Di Stefano Trophy And Pichichi Award by Xkalaban(m): 10:59am On Nov 13, 2018
Leo the Lion. Even his rivals secretly admit he's better than them. Please no more injuries my man.... wink

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Crime / Re: FCT Police Arrest Four ‘One Chance’ Suspects, Female Underwear Found On Them by Xkalaban(m): 10:47am On Nov 13, 2018
Hmmm, female underwear na him dey rush them now. I weak for the ppl of this country. Even the Lucifer himself dey learn work for where una dey undecided

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Politics / Re: Surgery: Nnamdi Iro Oji Visits Orji Uzor Kalu In Germany (photos) by Xkalaban(m): 7:20pm On Nov 12, 2018
So this staggat is sick all of a sudden cos its time to face karma. Raaaabbish!

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Politics / Re: "Hope Uzodinma Can't Win Election In Imo" - Okorocha by Xkalaban(m): 11:20am On Nov 10, 2018
NORSIYK:
I might not like Okorocha's style of government but hes saying is the pure truth, Hope can only win 2 LGAs ie Oru east and Oru west..
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NDAA IHEDIOHA is the only Governorship candidate that visited all the over 645 wards of Imo state and interacted with them and answered questions that were thrown at him and the electorates were happy with him, he was assured by the electorates that he will be massively voted for by the electorates.
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In 2019, Imo people will vote for Ihedioha credibility in governance, quality infrastructure, quality education, youth and women empowerment (very sustainable), access to Qualitative health care services, rural development, payment of workers salaries, payment of pensions, equity, fairness and social justice, security, respect to rule of law and good governance.

Support Ihedioha to #RebuildImo

Bros leave matter for Mathias abeg. All this ones u've listed here is like promises men make to women on top bed. After election now all man go answer him papa name. But regardless, I'm gonna vote Ihedioha cos Hope and Mafioso style Ararume is a no no. Not because I believe he's gonna do any friggin rebuilding or be anything different from what we are already used to when it comes to Nigerian polithiefians.

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Politics / Re: Prince Charles Buttons His Jacket the wrong way (pics) by Xkalaban(m): 12:04am On Nov 10, 2018
I smell some new meme loading

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Career / Re: Chinese Employers Sack Nigerian Employees Over Refusal To Practice Buddhism by Xkalaban(m): 10:31am On Nov 09, 2018
Sleekfingers:


How did Nigerians accepted Christianity and Islam...no be by force? Abi Christianity and Islam na our true religions...slavery bought those two useless religions on us....

Thank God I am not either of the two

Lol, u may have a point. But that was way back in da days tho. Things aren't the same now.

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Career / Re: Chinese Employers Sack Nigerian Employees Over Refusal To Practice Buddhism by Xkalaban(m): 8:03am On Nov 09, 2018
latsy:
Fake news.
Bhuddism is never a proselytizing religion.
They don't preach or çonvert new adherents.
What we have here is cultural clash and explosion
of long-held anger and distrust.

Even if that is so, the Chinese woman is still wrong cos u can't force ppl of a different race to embrace ur culture. At least not in this modern day world of today.
Career / Re: Chinese Employers Sack Nigerian Employees Over Refusal To Practice Buddhism by Xkalaban(m): 7:56am On Nov 09, 2018
Nawaoh, to praise Buddha name and become a shaolin master na by force? To hell with those Chinese midgets....

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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole To Face Further DSS Questioning Punch by Xkalaban(m): 7:39am On Nov 09, 2018
APCheat judiciously decapitating itself from within. Enjoy ur Chain-gy cool

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Crime / Re: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdmen Invade His Farm - Pictured by Xkalaban(m): 1:58pm On Nov 08, 2018
Crazy fool and imp herdsmen. Na God go punish them and their wrinkled Jubril of a lifeless zombie tongue

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Sports / Re: Mourinho Taunts Crowd As Man United Beats Juventus by Xkalaban(m): 1:54pm On Nov 08, 2018
I liked what he did. Even Allegri was making funny facial expressions when Ronaldo scored. But Juve make Pogba them suffer for pitch walahi. Them play nonsense commot for their body yesterday with their ball possession and aggressive marking. But I'm glad man u won sha.

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Sports / Re: Raheem Sterling Apologises After Bizarre UCL Penalty (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:49am On Nov 08, 2018
Gay ass looking Sterling. All he had to do was act like a real man and tell the ref that it wasn't a foul. But nah, he's too faggọ́t to say anything. Now u wan come apologize n sh!t... Raaaabbish.... undecided

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Politics / Re: We Spend N3.5 Million To Feed El-Zakzaky Monthly - Lai Mohammed by Xkalaban(m): 11:10am On Nov 08, 2018
The High Chief of all liars strikes again grin

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Crime / Re: Esabienle Kingsley And Wife, Gertrude Arrested With Cocaine In Italy (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:01pm On Nov 06, 2018
Wonders shall never end. This is hypocrisy at its peak. Who woulda knew this couple had skeletons in their closet come dey form saintsshocked

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Politics / Re: Six Soldiers Killed As Boko Haram Attacks Military Formation In Yobe by Xkalaban(m): 12:39pm On Nov 06, 2018
No they should come and do more python dancing. Misplaced priorities..... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: '' I Don't Wanna Be Single Anymore'' - Onyii Alex Cries Out by Xkalaban(m): 12:35pm On Nov 06, 2018
Harsh realities of life don hit am after smoking igbọ́

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Business / Re: 2.3 Billion Pieces Of Coins Worth N1.60b In Circulation—cbn by Xkalaban(m): 12:33pm On Nov 06, 2018
There was a country

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Politics / Re: Fraud Trial: Return To Nigeria Within 7 Days Or Else... - Court Orders Orji Kalu by Xkalaban(m): 12:10pm On Nov 06, 2018
So this hypocrite of a fraudulent criminal is suddenly sick as always the case with polithiefians under trial. Come back and face ur masters u coward angry

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Politics / Re: Nneoma Nkechi Okorocha's Estate In Owerri (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 2:29am On Nov 06, 2018
The thunder when go fire Cọckroachass Okoronwusa still dey joggle I swear. This man has sold his soul to the devil. He can afford all this money but yet paying pensioners and worker's salaries is hard for him. All this greed to what end? Tụfịakwa!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Augustina Drumgbe 'Oyegeyege' Dies During Child Birth by Xkalaban(m): 12:18pm On Nov 05, 2018
Scammers everywhere. R. I. P sha....

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Family / Re: I Married A Man But I Think I Might Be A Lesbian by Xkalaban(m): 11:47am On Nov 05, 2018
greyham:


Lol, tell your husband

He will be happy.

I'm serious. He will form vex but deep down that bastard will be glad.

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Aggrieved APC Governors, Others Plot Sabotage by Xkalaban(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2018
shocked

This space is not for sale abeg meh I siddon they soji this drama as e dey unfold





grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: 15-year-old Boy Who Raped 4-year-old Girl In Ebonyi Freed Over N4k (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:22am On Nov 05, 2018
I lack words to express my disappointment with this God damned fraud of an entity some ppl call country. Just negodu.... A victim has to pay the useless police who are also being paid by the so called govt before they do their job. After u pay for making an entry and opening a file, they will now tell you to mobilise them with money for fuel and drinks for the men before they go and arrest a suspect. If not ur on ur own. The Nigerian govt have failed the ppl of Nigeria woefully. Tua!

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Politics / Re: Primaries: APC May Sanction Okorocha, Yari, Amosun, Akeredolu by Xkalaban(m): 7:36am On Nov 05, 2018
This one na medicine after death. Cọckroachass Okoronwusa is a selfish overgrown kid who will definitely shoot himself and ur APCheat in the foot. All because of his ego and hatred he nurtures in his heart. But hey, we are not complaining here. We are actually enjoying the drama, so pls carry on ok.... Every dawg definitely has his day and karma no dey spare anyone ever grin

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Health / Re: Zimbabwean Men Says Condoms 'too Small' For Them – Report by Xkalaban(m): 7:16am On Nov 05, 2018
Lol, ndi oji amu ejighi ego. Like ur big john thomas na him dey put money 4 account grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Serial Rapist Who Tore Girl's Private Part Apprehended In Lagos. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 11:34pm On Nov 04, 2018
Hediat! U enjoy raping girls but simple english u no fit to write on top paper. U 4uckin Akmud Ahakmedinajad angry
Politics / Re: 'law Enforcement Agencies Should Fish Out People Who Make Hate Speech - Buhari by Xkalaban(m): 7:03pm On Nov 04, 2018
So says the originator of "the blood of baboons and monkeys will flow should we lose this election". Hypocrisy at its highest peak. SMH!

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Withdraws Security, Staff From Deputy Gov’s Office by Xkalaban(m): 2:21pm On Nov 04, 2018
Cọckroachass Okoronwusa think say governance na by sentiments and behaving like an emotionally deranged b!tch. Beefing every and anyone who doesn't share his selfish views. He has lost and thats it. All these ones he's doing now is only piling up on the list of crimes to be listed during his probing that will inevitably come.

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Politics / Re: Imo APC Crisis: Okorocha’s Son In-law Tackles Oshiomhole, Says ''you’re Not God' by Xkalaban(m): 2:09pm On Nov 04, 2018
This one and Okoronwusa keeps shouting about how the ppl of Imo are behind them upandan. I can assure u that u fools will be stunned like person wey see ghost once u see the true picture of the reality on ground. U have zero support from imolites sire....

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Mother, Makes Love To Her Corpse For Money Ritual by Xkalaban(m): 9:41pm On Nov 03, 2018
Just when I thought I've seen and heard it all..... God isn't it time to end this wicked world? There is no fear of God in this indomie generation today and nothing is considered as taboo to them at all so long there is potential to make money from no where. Smfh....

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Politics / Re: Charly Boy Mocks Rochas Okorocha: 'No Go Hang Yourself' by Xkalaban(m): 4:45pm On Nov 03, 2018
Okoronwusa how market grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: F-SARS Arrests Most Wanted Imo Kidnappers, Recovers Pistol, Vehicle by Xkalaban(m): 4:44pm On Nov 03, 2018
Abeg waste them throwaway inside gworo pit jareh angry

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