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Politics / Re: Strike: Entry Points Leading To The Domestic Wing Of Lagos Airport Shut by Xscape1993(m): 8:07am On Jun 03
The evil party call APC weldone oooo

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Politics / Re: Akpabio, Governors Summon Emergency Meeting With Labour Leaders Over Strike by Xscape1993(m): 6:54pm On Jun 02
The drug master, agbero, tout and certificate forger president does not even bloody care.

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Politics / Re: NLC Mobilises Unions For Nationwide Strike by Xscape1993(m): 9:06am On Jun 02
Their agbero president does not even bloody care.

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Politics / Re: TUC: President Tinubu Told Us That Bloated Cabinet Is A Way Of Creating Jobs by Xscape1993(m): 10:54pm On Jun 01
An agbero is always an agbero.

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Events / Re: It Is My Birthday Today, Celebrate With Me. by Xscape1993(m): 5:23pm On May 31
Happy birthday my dear. More winning years ahead.

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Education / Re: 38-yr-old Man Returns To Primary School After Wife Dumped Him For Not Being Educ by Xscape1993(m): 2:55am On May 29
Wishing him all the best in life.

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Customs Personnel Clash With Vehicle Inspection Officers In Abuja (video by Xscape1993(m): 2:43am On May 29
Weak institutions everywhere...
Politics / Re: Which Investor Will Risk His Money In A Country Where Tinubu Is A President by Xscape1993(m): 2:39am On May 29
No president in Nigeria at the moment in the first place. I can never recognize a known agbero, tout, drug master and certificate forger as a president. Never!!!

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Romance / Re: I Am Committing Suicide Tomorrow by Xscape1993(m): 2:37am On May 29
Don't just try that play ooo.

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Food / Re: Chioma Okoli: Court Remands Erisco Tomato Paste Reviewer In Prison Over Comment by Xscape1993(m): 9:45pm On May 28
Everybody is claiming right in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Breaking:tribunal Affirms Douye Diri As Bayelsa Governor Last Updated: May 27, 2 by Xscape1993(m): 1:46pm On May 27
This is Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Attack Lagos Police Station by Xscape1993(m): 1:33pm On May 27
What do you expect in a country where agbero, tout, drug master & certificate forger as a president & his fellows as ministers? Total breakdown of law and order.
Politics / Re: Kogi: Tribunal affirms Ododo as duly elected Gov, dismisses Ajaka/SDP's petition by Xscape1993(m): 1:29pm On May 27
The evil party call APC has succeeded in turning our judiciary into a political party.

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Romance / Re: Maiduguri Guy(pic) by Xscape1993(m): 11:44am On May 27
EreluRoz:
This man again, he's selling fish and selling himself as well.
all join ooooo

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Politics / Re: Atiku Knocks FG Over Role In Kano Emirship Tussle by Xscape1993(m): 6:41pm On May 25
Nigeria is not a serious country.
Politics / Re: Kano Gov, Emir Sanusi Hold Closed-door Meeting With Security Chiefs by Xscape1993(m): 5:53pm On May 25
Let us please separate politics from traditional institution.

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Family / Re: Contentment! by Xscape1993(m): 12:05pm On May 24
muyico:
‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound.

They saw me and greeted me.

"Uncle good morning."

The last born shouted.

"Uncle come and eat."

Playfully I walked to them.

"What are you eating?"

"Gmax." The firstborn replied.

The rest of the children laughed.

"You mean Garri?"

"Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack."

I chuckled.

I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them.

They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked.

The second born touched the last born and said.

"Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks."

The boy ran in and returned with a spoon.

As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt.

The children started laughing.

I paused for a while and swallowed.

"Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked.

I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri.

Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling.

"Uncle, you seff dey drink garri."

I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat.

She smiled.

"Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop."

I chuckled.

"Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today."

The last born laughed.

"Uncle like Gmax o."

I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast.

She laughed.

The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly.

When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them.

When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional.

She said to me.

"Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children."

I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week.

The first child held my hands and said.

"Uncle, Thank you."

He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you.

The last child ran and embraced me.

Then he said.

"Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you."

I tried hard to hold back my tears.

Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’
God bless you real good uncle.
Politics / Re: Rivers: PDP National HQ Throws Its Weight Behind 27-Member House Of Assembly by Xscape1993(m): 11:25am On May 24
Political confusion everywhere. Nigeria is not a serious country.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Richest States ranked By GDP (See List) by Xscape1993(m): 4:00pm On May 23
Evil and corrupt rulers everywhere.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Making A Mistake Keeping Nnamdi Kanu In Prison –soyinka by Xscape1993(m): 1:48pm On May 23
This is Nigeria where anything goes.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Xscape1993(m): 1:45pm On May 23
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Size: 4.5 by 6
Color: black.
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Free delivery anywhere on the island.
10k delivery anywhere else in Lagos.
Escrow payment allowed.
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Collect 60k money available please and please sir.
Politics / Re: Prove Claim Military Is Profiting From Terrorism - DHQ Tells Governor Radda by Xscape1993(m): 1:42pm On May 23
What a blessed country ruled by agberos, touts and strange men without economy knowledge of growth and development!!!

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Politics / Re: Heavy Security As Kano Emirates Council Law Scales First Reading by Xscape1993(m): 4:06pm On May 22
Politics and traditions should be separated.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Names Shehu Mohammed FRSC Marshal by Xscape1993(m): 4:01pm On May 22
Wishing him all the best.

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Family / Re: I Lost My Mother by Xscape1993(m): 3:05pm On May 22
Sorry for your loss my dear.
Celebrities / Re: Late Junior Pope Back Stabbed Me Repeatedly - Yul Edochie by Xscape1993(m): 10:01am On May 22
Even in his grave, you cannot forgive him? This life ooo.

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Politics / Re: We Have Elected Govts Worse Than Military – APC Chieftain, Lukman Slams Tinubu by Xscape1993(m): 8:41pm On May 21
The drug master and certificate forger does not bloody care.

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Education / Re: Nationwide Strike Imminent – ASUU by Xscape1993(m): 8:40pm On May 21
It is only in Nigeria where you can find low budget for education and security while the politicians take the lion's share.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Policies Caused For Worsening Standard Of Living, Unemployment - ACF by Xscape1993(m): 8:29pm On May 21
The drug master, certificate forger and his fellow agberos and touts as ministers have nothing to offer Nigerians.

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Autos / Re: 2 Mini Bus (korope) For Sale. A Manual And An Automatic by Xscape1993(m): 11:32am On May 21
2m for the two. Ever ready for real business deals.
Politics / Re: Gabriel Suswam Says PDP National Chairmanship Election Not Do-Or-Die Affair by Xscape1993(m): 11:19am On May 21
Nigerian politicians...it is well...

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