Kestolovee95:


Lmao! by the time Presidiot mumuhamadu Dumbhari is through with destroying the economy and increasing poverty geometrically by the end of year. Everyone one will become Ipod youth. Zombies, una just dey start. Lwkmd

dregmaster:
The nose indicates that he is looking sideways. The nose is not perfectly formed if it is front.

MinCeteris:

Wetin come concern Jonathan?

MinCeteris:

Wetin come concern Jonathan?

chudyboy05:
Anumpama

naija8080:


Yoruba...go and charter your own cause for you, your women and children. God gave you testicles as man for a reason ...make use of them and be fearless like the Igbos.

Zambux:
Lol.... Reminiscing junior secondary harsh life, sotee I dey use nylon...... boarding life sure pass sha

Suigeneris93:
Like if you think its funny, share if you don't

Speechless3:
You too kind sef, i don hang for ss2 for three years now. Nothing dey my brain

dmexy33:


lwkmd... ouch ouch ouch...

this is progress, a step in the right direction.
I'm an igbo man, but I don't support ipob or massob but with all the protest going on in the u.k, and the biafra issue has even been deliberated upon in the u.k parliament, I say it's going to become a reality very soon.
One day u will wake like this and see the news read "u.k, u.s grants temporary validity to biafra passport"
and it's really overwhelming to believe that uwazurike will tell such lies given the circumstances on ground atm.

HiddenShadow:
It is so shameful that Yorubas are scared of standing on their own. That's why anything secession and breakup gives them nightmare.
Punch newspaper concentrate on issues affecting SW nation wide and leave Igbos to sort themselves out

EasternLion:


If na some people, they will be bragging how we are in 21st century and having flying car, yet they never even produce foot mat wey dey inside car.

musicwriter:


Yes, by it's nature it will prolong life. That's exactly one of it's goal.

Whenever you're frozen you'll stop growing till thawed.

Imagine being temporarily dead for 5 years!. You'll simply wake up in the future looking the same age you were 5 year ago!.

musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!

247notire:
I'm a Lagosian and I will say this any whr anytym and it's not meant to be an insult. Just as igbos like money too much, yorubas are very fearful and are averse to taking risks. This is why many of them end up as never do Wells or as yahoo boys... Some wud call them cowards but that is taking it too far... Now do ur worst bozo!

247notire:
Well, typical of many yorubas. Too fearful even when thrs nothing to be afraid of. For ur own hometown u dey fear dey run like person wey thief. Abeg u deserve to lose evrytin u lost. Next tym be more courageous... Oni iranu oshi

hollandis:
When you hear comments like this ,you know for sure that posters on Nairaland are stark illiterates

Where in the title or posting did the OP say the location is Lagos
Stark illiterates product of a certificateless president and shaky economy

MissingBudget:
Dangote be like: Chei, I hope his body odor will not kill Bill Gates...

MissingBudget:
Dangote be like: Chei, I hope his body odor will not kill Bill Gates...