spyder880:


Very good suggestion, I think we can work it out that way. Others are free to make suggestions too.

chiboy11:
Bro ure sayin shit,I am not saying spyder Is not tranparent nor he s a scam, wat am sayin is dat u don't come wit a tread stating buy land here when ure not even sure of the land in d 1st place, he wud ve used anoda heading like Lands wud b aval in dis estate afta our cros check, I tink u kno english usuage well so confrim.

I wish him gud luck,n won't coment here again b4 dey say am rude. Bye

chiboy11:
Ure not even sure of d land in d 1st place n u came here to advertise, dats crap 4rm ur own side,ow am I sure d next one won't b a dead story

excel111: source pls

Tyche: What has happened to Abati?

firegirl:

just wanna say somethings you gont know, i have been in Fireman's church and i know when someone is brain washing one's head.
wat if a man comes out today and money comes from no where, but his money is from the devil, you wont say a thing, let me tell you, God's plans for we his children is for us to be rich and not suffer, You dont know what you are missing, Dr. Fireman preaches the true word of God, he opens your eyes to the true meaning of the bible, i will quote what Dr. Fireman said 'if i teach you anything and it is not in the bible, then you'll know that God didnt call me' also he gives proves. wateva miracles he performs, it is in the bible and i can prove it,

Dont condemn a man of God, this worl, if you have money people will criticize and vise versa, Dr. Fireman IS A TRUE MAN OF GOD,
stop listening to what people are saying and come and see for yourself,

you that is saying that he is a fraud star, how many cars have you bought? i can tell you that all the cars and jeeps that Dr. Fireman has riden were given to him as a gift and he has given so many out as a gift to his pastors, his members and also to the church,

SOP SAYING WHAT YOU DONT KNOW, COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

COME TO NO. 3 KETU CLOSE, AGUDA, SURULERE
COME AND HAVE A FULFILLED LIFE

taskgirl:

All i can say is check these links and maybe the eyes of your little understanding about the things of GOD can be opened. ---- http://signfireman./ and http://christianmatters./.

HERO111:

@yomickey,
pls am interested in learning ms exchange server, where i work in nig currently we mk use of ms win servers and we are already thinking of deployingexchange pretty soon. how do you think i can learn it here in lagos? can i study with materials and will b good at it or i need a specialised training on it? thnx

omafones:

Anyone in the house with experience of using MS Exchange server in Nigeria, is there a big take up by corporations? how does it link up with our local ISP's? is the use growing or declining in Nigeria?

or any useful information will be much appreciated.

thanks guys & gals

Wallie:

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law,

aloy/emeka:

[size=14pt]Nigerian girl breaks academic record in UK[/size]
By Segun Olugbile
Sunday, 11 Sep 2011

SEGUN OLUGBILE in this report highlights how a 23-year-old Nigerian girl, Askia Oghale Tessy, laundered Nigeria’s battered academic image in the United Kingdom by emerging the best graduating student at the 2011 convocation of Middlesex University, carting home five awards.



Oghale, during the 2011 convocation of Middlesex University, United Kingdom

She left Nigeria in 2010 an unsung hero. Though Miss Askia Oghale Tessy had graduated a year earlier with second class upper degree in Computer Science at the Novena University, Oghume, Delta State, nobody gave her a chance to do well at the Middlesex University, Hendon campus, United Kingdom, where she had secured admission to pursue a Master’s degree in Business Information/Computer Technology. But Oghale did not just do well, she emerged the best international graduating student to launder Nigeria’s battered academic image.


Apart from emerging the best, she also carted home five of the awards on offer during the convocation. According to the university, the Nigerian got the award as the best graduating student in Management Information Systems, Decision Support Systems, Systems Design Technology, Expert Systems Technology and Transaction Processing Technology. For her efforts, the UK university has given her an appointment as a lecturer and an automatic admission to run her Ph.D degree at the institution.


In a telephone chat with our correspondent, Oghale said that the quality academic background she was exposed to at Novena, her determination to succeed and the grace of God contributed to her academic success in UK.


“My experience in UK has proved that Nigeria’s education sector is not as bad as we think it is; at least I did all my primary, secondary education and my first degree in Nigeria and if my country’s education sector had been as bad as we used to think, one would not have been able to cope here,” she said. [i][/i]

Oghale, however, added that the level of facilities available in most UK institutions were far better than Nigeria’s. But she said that no student could succeed, whether in Nigeria or in foreign universities, if such student lacks determination and will power to shun distractions.


“For me, I pay full attention to whatever I want to do and I think that also contributed to my success,” she said.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201109111224351

faakay:

God Forbid!

Don't ever pay that kinda of amount for visa?

With that 1 Million Naira you can get the visa yourself without any agent nor invitation letter

Tourist Visa
Slot the fund into your account and run it for like 1 - 2 months, book a hotel in the UK, make sure u have got a company been registered under your name, pay tax clearance fund, if possible get a flight ticket for the duration of your stay and other necessary documents requested.

If vou like pay 10 Million, your visa application might be granted/denied by the consular office

oxford:

Introduction

In his inauguration speech of May 29th, 2011 President Jonathan promised that he will "never, never let " Nigerians down. As his administration clocks 100 days, here are some highlights of the achievements of the President and his team in a continuing fulfillment of Mr. President's promise to "never let" Nigerians down.

Deepening National Cohesiveness & Rule of Law

National Cohesiveness: After his victory at the April polls, President Jonathan was magnanimous in victory, sending emissaries nation-wide to get the buy in from all stake holders in the Nigeria Project. As a result of president Jonathan's commitment to electoral reform, the April Elections were adjudged the freest and fairest elections in Nigeria since the return to civil rule in 1999 as attested to by local and international observers a fact so apparent that all major opposition parties with the exception of one have publicly accepted President Jonathan’s victory.
Reduction in Election Disputes: By close of submission of election petitions it was established they had dropped by almost 80% from the 2007 figures.
Rule of Law: In the last 100 days this administration has obeyed all court judgments and respected the doctrine of Separation of Powers by not interfering in other arms of government.
Trade & Investment

The National Automobile Council established an Automotive Development Fund to provide long term loans to resuscitate the automobile industry and generate jobs.
A machinery is now in place for the establishment of 37 Skills Acquisition Centers nationwide.
Approval for genuine foreign investors to obtain visas at the point of entry to facilitate FDI investments.
Completion of Model Skills Training Centers in Abuja-a collaboration between the Industrial Training Fund and the Institute for Technical Education, Singapore, first of its kind in Nigeria
Establishment of the Nigerian Vehicle Credit Purchase scheme.
Began process of establishing a World Trade & International Business Center in Lagos.
Commencement of the process for backward integration in Sugar & Rice Production to ensure self sufficiency.
Launch of the Campaign Against the Importation of Sub Standard Products.
The Economy

Expansion of the Oil Sector:
Boosted by the overwhelming success of the Amnesty Programme of the current administration, Nigeria's oil production expanded by 20% and she reclaimed her former position as Africa's largest oil exporter which she had hitherto lost to Angola.
Nigeria set a new record by being recognized by OPEC in the month of July as the second largest oil exporter in the cartel second only to Saudi Arabia. It is the first time Nigeria has recorded such a feat.
Inflation Rate Down:
Inflation rate has been reducing as the administration enforces tighter fiscal policies. In June the Consumer Price Index revealed an inflation rate of 10.2% which dropped to 9.4% in July being the lowest rate in the last four years.
Foreign Reserves Rises by 10% to $34 Billion
GDP Growth Rate Holds Firm: Nigeria's GDP growth rate month over month has continued to grow from 6.7% in May to 6.9% in July of 2011.
Top Investment Destination: Nigeria has been declared one of the top three investment destinations of choice in Africa (number 2) by the independent Africa Business Panel in The Netherlands.
Infrastructure

Power Generation:
The President approved the pioneer board for the Nigeria Bulk Electricity Trading (NEBT) Plc, in an effort to stabilize power supply by facilitating smooth operations between independent power producers and distribution companies.
Nigeria now generates power at her highest level ever.
Mass Transit Train Services: The Nigerian Railway Corporation has commenced Mass Transit Train Services in five out of the six geo-political zones with the sixth zone coming on stream before the end of the year.
Nigerian Sovereign Investment Authority: With the establishment of the NSIA, the President facilitated direct investments into infrastructure with the priority areas being Power and Roads.
Road Projects:
The current administration approved funds for the rehabilitation of the East – West road in Nigeria in order to facilitate transportation of goods and services around the country.
The Federal Government also awarded contracts for various road projects across the country whose impact will soon be felt nationwide.
Launch of the NigeriaSat-2 and NigeriaSat-X Satellites:
Nigeria launched two satellites in August 2011. These satellites were designed and built by Nigerian Engineers/Scientists in conjunction with British Scientists and will help expand Internet Bandwidth, monitor the weather and provide early warning to prevent natural disasters like floods, crop monitoring and urban planning.


Access to Justice

Setting up of a 12-man Justice Sector Reform Implementation Committee to ensure the implementation of various reform that have been articulated and widen access to justice.
Mr. President assented to several bills to increase access to justice including; The Human Rights Amendment Act, 2011; Legal Aid Amendment Act, 2011; The Evidence Act (which has simplified the process of collating evidence in our legal system)
Ensured compliance with court judgments, especially with regard to payment of judgment debts.
Repatriation of looted funds to the country. The sum of 22.5 million Pounds sterling were recovered from the Isle of Jersey, U.K.
Increased focus on Legislative Advocacy via a host of pending bills designed to enhance the welfare of Nigerians
Freedom of Information Bill. The President signed the FOI Bill, thereby showing his commitment to lifting the veil covering governance and deepening participatory democracy. Already there have been tangible benefits with the first FOI case instituted in court and the recent declassification of hitherto classified information. The framework for compliance of the FOI Act has been prepared by the Office of the AGF for gazetting, after inputs from critical stakeholders.
Pro-Youth and People Policy

Intervention in Pricing and Distribution.
The President introduced the unique policy of intervening in the pricing of kerosene by engaging with the Private Sector and the price reduced within the first 100 days between May and September, 2011.
He also introduced the KeroDirect policy of selling kerosene direct to end users essentially cutting out the bottlenecks in the distribution system. This successful scheme has reduced the artificial scarcity of the product hitherto faced by the Nigerian masses.
Allowance Increase for Youth Corps Members:
In recognizing the sacrifices of our youth corps members, the President approved the upward review of their allowances from 9,700 Naira to 19,800 Naira.
Minimum Wage Increase for Nigerian Workers:
The President approved an increase in the minimum wage earned by the Nigerian worker to 18,900 Naira monthly. This is in line with his belief that Nigerian workers deserves to earn more as compensation for the efforts they put into advancing our society.
A Positive Gender Agenda

35% Slot For Women
President Jonathan took the unique step of proactively reserving 35% of cabinet positions for women. Despite immense pressures, Mr. President held firm and has so far given women 31% slot as far as Ministerial positions are concerned. As a man of his words, when you add female Advisers, Senior Special Assistants and Assistants to be appointed, that figure will certainly rise to 35%. This is more than the recommended gender representation ratio of 30% in the Beijing document.
Merit was the yard-stick in filling these slots with President Jonathan appointing only the best.
Security

Deepening Security and expanding Peace in Nigeria
Peace has been sustained in the Niger Delta, Militants are in training or engaging in worthwhile ventures.
Drastic reduction in kidnapping in the South East with the implementation of President Jonathan’s order on the establishment of the 14 Brigade of the Nigerian army in Ohafia, Abia state.
Investments in Facilities for an Intelligence-Based Security Approach.
Maritime Safety has been ensured and stabilized in the last 100 days.
Planning

Working Smarter Not Just Harder
Retreats and workshops were organized for the cabinet to rub minds and enhance synergy within the administration.
To give effect to Mr. President’s statement that improving the economy and creating jobs is of the highest priority to this administration, a 15-man Economic Implementation Team was put in place under the Chairmanship of President Jonathan to include a coordinating minister for the economy, Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, two governors including opposition party governor, Peter Obi of Anambra (Honorary Presidential Adviser on Finance) and Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa (Honorary Presidential Adviser on Agriculture). Another innovation was the inclusion of the Private sector with the membership of Captains of Industry including Alh. Aliko Dangote, Mr. Atedo Peterside as well as the President of the Nigerian Economic Society.
Foreign Policy

Review of Nigeria’s Foreign Policy: Nigeria’s foreign policy was reviewed to reflect a “citizen-focused” foreign policy designed in the words of President Jonathan to “accord this vision of defending the dignity of humanity the highest priority" and link foreign policy to domestic policy while placing a greater emphasis on economic diplomacy.
Nigeria Hosts The World:

In the last 100 days, President Jonathan has further cemented Nigeria's position as the regional leader in West Africa as well as in Africa by receiving the British Prime Minister, David Cameron and the German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
A record number (40) of Foreign Heads of State and Governments attended the inauguration and swearing in ceremony of President Jonathan on May 29th, 2011.
In the same time period President Jonathan has also received the Presidents of Niger, Botswana, Ivory Coast, Benin Republic and Liberia.
Nigeria Meets the World:

President Jonathan was received at the White House in June 2011 where he had a one on one meeting with the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.
A Strong Team

Although it took some time principally because of the recesses declared by the Senate (President Jonathan respects the doctrine of Separation of Powers) Mr. President came up with a stellar cabinet.
The cabinet includes tested hands like:
Former Senate President Anyim Pius Anyim
Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, immediate past Managing Director of the World Bank and former Finance Minister who superintended Nigeria's exit from the Paris and London Club of debtors.
Dr. Olusegun Aganga, a former Managing Director at Goldman Sachs International.
Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina, a former Vice President at the Alliance for Green Revolution in Africa (established by the Rockefeller Foundation and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation with the goal of bringing a green revolution to Africa).
Prof. Bart Nnaji, a former World Bank consultant and professor of Computer Integrated Manufacturing and Robotics amongst others.
Dr. Mohammed Ali Pate, former Executive Director of the National Primary Health Care Development Agency (NPHCDA); and
Mrs. Omobola Johnson, Former Chair Person and Country Director Accenture Nigeria.
In the history of Nigerian cabinets from pre-independence to date, no cabinet has had the quantum of stellar appointments as President Jonathan has in his first cabinet post election.
Conclusion

It is early days yet, but with such a team armed with a transformational agenda, Nigeria is set to fulfill the potential in the Morgan Stanley report from last July to the effect that Nigeria is set to overtake South Africa's economy as the largest economy in Africa.