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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things You Should Remove From Your Resume Immediately by yomz1e(m): 10:05am On Jan 14, 2017 |
The kind of nonsense you read here sometimes never ceases to amaze me! Good CV have universal accepted formats and ideally should not be more than 2 pages with relevant key points that matches the job you applying for. Tailor your CV to suit the job and pray! meanwhile here are some definitely "Dont's" that should not be on your CV.. these are from real CVs 60. KEY SKILLS – “I am very used to working with thigh schedules.” 61. COVERING LETTER – “looking for a party-time position.” 62. KEY SKILLS – “I am quick at typing, about 30 word pers minute, 45 with strong coffee.” 63. WORK EXPERIENCE – “Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.” 64. KEY SKILLS – “I am a tiger when needed, but otherwise a pussycat.” 65. NUMBER OF DEPENDENTS – “40” 66. REASON FOR LEAVING – “I din’t give the company my full effort and received no chance of carer advancement in return.” 67. COVER LETTER – “I host a superlative proficiency for resolving complex systematic problems. I have pedagogic expertise conducting sales, and I can be quickly utilized as an assiduous, visceral and proactive problem solver.” 70. WORK EXPERIENCE – “Responsibilities included recruiting, interviewing and executing final candidates. 71. CURRENT SALARY – “£28,000. Salary desired: £170,000 KEY SKILLS – “Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory.” HOBBIES – “Relaxing with family and friends watching action movies” 94. PERSONAL PROFILE – “I wasn’t born – my mother simply chose ‘eject child’ from the special menu.” 95. REASON FOR LEAVING – “Responsibility makes me nervous” 96. WORK EXPERIENCE – “Whilst working in the hairdressers I had to deal with a lot of old biddies” 97. SKILLS – “I have a lot of integrity so I promise not to steal office supplies and take them home.” 98. EDUCATION – “Have repeated courses repeatedly.” 99. COVER LETTER – Why should you employ me? I bring doughnuts on Friday.” 100. WORK EXPERIENCE – ““Filing, billing, printing and coping.” 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Had Sex With Nana, Bad Guy Toba's Fiancee [PICS] by yomz1e(m): 9:54am On Jan 14, 2017 |
this HO's aint loyal! |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike: I Put Girls On Chain To Empower Women, Toke Makinwa Has Crush On Me by yomz1e(m): 4:37pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Illiterate Mike.....simple english, it's Enslavement NOT empowerment olodo! |
Crime / Re: How UNIOSUN Student Adebisi Rofiat Was Killed by yomz1e(m): 6:30pm On Jan 12, 2017 |
i thought the NCAN witch hunt has stopped |
Romance / Re: Iphone Swag!!! Bride & Her Squad Stun In Unique Outfits by yomz1e(m): 4:51pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
China made ....N1500 for Dutse market |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide: 'I Sold My Soul To The Game Just To Dine With The Devil' by yomz1e(m): 4:48pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
Marketing gimmick so as to boost sales...ilummanonsence |
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by yomz1e(m): 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
lolz . that may be right in your impoverished poverty stricken mind , But i doubt it.. googlepikins: 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by yomz1e(m): 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
Linda Ikeji. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians On Twitter Condemn Pretty Mike For Using Dog Chains On Girls by yomz1e(m): 12:52pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
I don't think the women in the 1st picture had a choice on the chains around their necks 6 Likes
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Politics / Re: Soldiers Enjoying Christmas In Sambisa Forest (Photos) by yomz1e(m): 7:51pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Well done to the Gallant officers! May your demise not come thru these SOBs BH. men how these guys risk their lives for this country is nothing but pure courage and love. Upon all the cutrs and mismanagement of army funds, they still wake up , carry outdated weapons to fight BH and all the commander in chief and his cronies lavish in ill-gotten gains... walahi i celebrate them. May the lord guard and protect all of them from foreign and national enemies 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Ada Omolola The Sexiest Nigeria Video Vixen 2016 by yomz1e(m): 5:45pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
because she's fair skin? OP probably grew up in a village with local chicks! go unilag you see more beauty than venus herself! Badoo self! MTCHEEWW! 3 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Plane Crashes On Its Way To Syria. 9 Journalists, 83 Others Aboard by yomz1e(m): 10:12am On Dec 25, 2016 |
I think you are the one with wrong info. The war in syria is between Syrian Rebels and Assad. ISiS are long gone from Syria , maybe a splinter cell still causing havoc. However the fact is Assad is using Syrian armies with Russian help to destroy what use to be a beautiful country Mayflowa: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Plane Crashes On Its Way To Syria. 9 Journalists, 83 Others Aboard by yomz1e(m): 10:10am On Dec 25, 2016 |
These planes ain't loyal 1 Like |
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by yomz1e(m): 9:35pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
monkey business
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Investment / Re: MMM Most Likely To Crash This Xmas...... by yomz1e(m): 9:51pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Smh!!!!
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Webmasters / Re: MMM Dominates Google Trend As Crash Fears Heighten by yomz1e(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
who is stupid b/w us two? who lost money ? ole buruku! ala pa ma sise! oya now go an invest more.... the images below are for you..feel free to share with your cronies Izachk:
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Webmasters / Re: MMM Dominates Google Trend As Crash Fears Heighten by yomz1e(m): 6:27pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
abi.... wetin concern ceaser when they brought Jesus for judgement ..me too i wash my hands...........anyways sorry for your loss.. but seriously do you think it was morally right what MMM was all about? ask your conscience.. and you go church or mosque asking for divine help and yet you steal from your neighbour.. you dont have to carry a weapon to commit crime.! anyways its None of my Bizness as you said... by the way... people close t me lost big money too suremossty: |
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun On The Red Carpet Of "Ayamma" Movie Premiere by yomz1e(m): 5:49pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Haters! please upgrade your neanderthal mindset. Not everybody follows trends! 1 Like |
Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
My people died for the lack of knowledge
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Webmasters / Re: MMM Dominates Google Trend As Crash Fears Heighten by yomz1e(m): 5:31pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
I see alot of MMM supporters here still hoping for the 2nd coming of MMM... keep waiting
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Culture / Re: Machete Passes Through Man's Stomach, During Cultural Display In Akwa Ibom State by yomz1e(m): 5:11pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
its the idea that matters not the spelling veekid: |
Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 5:05pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Patrick, God don catch you, sebi you know wan borrow me money! you go borrow MMM, oya go collect am back..... thunder fire you! 1 Like |
Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 4:53pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Just heard on AL Jazehra that CBN have instructed all banks to refund all customers money linked to MMM news flashed
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Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
the writing was one the wall, when people started loading fake bank tellers, pairing you with 50 people to help with N5000... am going to LIke every comment that takes the pi$$ out off MMM mugus. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
I AGREE with you completely, maybe aku626 lost money too ntoorrrrr!!! Unigweson25: |
Nairaland / General / Re: MMM Members Providing Help To The Needy by yomz1e(m): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Liquid Metal, back in July you were MMM chief campaigner, i hope all the people you dragged into it come and look for your head! >: ALL OF YOU THAT LOVED MMM THAN CLEAR CONSCIENCE ..BIG SHAME ON YOU NOW! I HOPE YOU ALL LOST MONEY MORE THAN YOU MADE FROM THIS SCAM( Liquid2Metal: |
Webmasters / Re: MMM Dominates Google Trend As Crash Fears Heighten by yomz1e(m): 3:59pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
This is the end of it, even if they reinstate the MMM site, the stupid people who invested in it have lost faith and scared. 2 Likes |
Investment / Re: Man Beats Wife To Coma for Investing Children's School Fees In MMM by yomz1e(m): 3:53pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
I laff in congolese
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Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
I remember few months on NL when i advised the dangers of the scheme, some Sob's defended MMM with their lives that it was safe to do..This just shows how Nigerians are dumb, greedy, selfish, non-caring and devilish people that are ready to take money from other Nigerians to enrich themselves. once again to all the bastards that defended MMM on Nairaland.... you will use that money to seek treatment for incurable diseases. https://www.nairaland.com/3324169/mmm-members-providing-needy/3#51957636 hayoakins: 1 Like 1 Share |
Investment / Re: MMM Runs To Kenya After Swindling Nigerians. Promises 40% Per Month by yomz1e(m): 3:21pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
WHERE ARE THE FOOLS THAT WERE SINGING IT'S PRAISES A FEW OF MONTHS AGO, THUNDER FIRE ALL OF YOU!
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Religion / Re: "Insult The Prophet TB Joshua & Evoke Curses Upon Yourself" - Fan by yomz1e(m): 2:10pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
He consulted the same god that couldn't tell hm part of the synagogue will collapse ! mofo buruku! 5 Likes
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Business / Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar As Bdc Intervention Goes On by yomz1e(m): 10:17am On Oct 14, 2016 |
GTB you can go screw yaself Dear Customer, Review of The International Spending Limit on Your Naira MasterCard We write to inform you of the monthly spending limits currently applicable when using your GTBank Naira MasterCard for International payments via POS and online. Please see details below: Channels Previous Monthly Limit New Monthly Limit POS & Online FROM $250 TO $100 Kindly note that ATM cash withdrawal on your Naira MasterCard is now only available in Nigeria. I FEEL SORRY FOR STUDENTS ABROAD AND Nigerians living abroad 1 Like |
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