i like the guy @ 0:13 the way he just shook his head and walked on.....

Celebrating my Chairman post of SW Zone.

ajasa4link:


I being the chairman NCAN Iyana Mortuary Branch, Abeokuta hereby nominate you for the post of chairman NCAN South West zone. This guy knows his onions, tomatoes and even egusi sef. See how he scrutinized the name checking process without leaving any room for doubt.

Guy, ever heard of a yoruba called Arthur...NO, but i have seen Arthur Nzeribe, Arthur Okonkwo, na dem like they use oyinbo name now. However i have neva in my life seen Arthur Ogungoke or Arthur babalola...it doesnt flow on the tongue...hope this settles your confusion

MARKone:
Arthur Joseph and Herein confusion arises in the house of yoruba Name checkers.

I remember this very well. At the school playground

If you married , and your wife has a child from a previous relationship, she should suspect you and never leave the child alone with you.

Chuksemi:


She isn't his relation. Legally, they can have intercourse.

Nah wah o.. I reason with you but disagree with you, it's just like school yard name calling, are you telling me when you were at school , you were not called funny names, did that define who you are today? Did it change your destiny or made any impact on who you are today. The issue here is simple.. I don't want to believe any sane person would poke fun at Drabeey misfortune, imagine if the guy comes on and say he has just lost someone close to him and that we should pray for him, (God forbid)because of his past comments some people will now start raining more abuses on him.......it just goes to show the evil in some people on NL is just sickening seriously i wasn't this expecting these at all and it shows how evil some people are.

Leez:

exactly exactly but again unlike you MAJORITY of ur brodas dont joke when they mock my tribe
eg ipod yoot,ugadans(stoopidity at its peak cuz im not east african),biafrauds etc so while u may be joking(of
which tbh i have strong reservations)i can assure you your brodas are damn serious!

Place a ban on what? Is NL a totalitarian forum moor South Korean forum where people cannot express themselves freely.. Abeg. Park well joh.. NCAN UK Essex chapter REP and I will check and scan names till my hearts contempts, if people can't separate reality from fiction then they need to be committed into an asylum

lordOM:
Moderators it's high time you guys place a ban on that NCAN trash.IMO it will go a long helping us to achieve free bigotry comments here.

At the end of the day, I come on here and catch a little joke, once I log off NL, everything here don't mean shite to me anymore. I don't go out there and start killing or hating or abusing all igbos, Hausa or fulanis if I do come across one. The system is what we are all against. Not each other. So if anybody here makes an appeal that's a genuine course , i will respond in my own capacity because i know am sowing a good seed. With all the hatred in this world, with all the terrorist killings , white people still give the largest humanitarian efforts, they dont say because Muslims are killing us or hating us let's stop all refugees or alms to those Countries known for terrorist activities. Abeg people who can't take joke here..mek them go die or hug a 25000volts pole.

may our help never come from people that will mock us

Leez:

yo take care of YOUR own yo no p
dt trash u typed about my tribe just goes to show how insecure you lot are about us
d drug thread that was on here hours ago you lot were taking the p*** relentessly now you expect us to show symphaty to a known igbo hater?smh

Clearly some people here sense of humour deserted them the very day they were born, hunger and frustration can not let them spot a joke but to take everything in life seriously. This incident just shows how biased we are towards other tribes. When we can't poke fun at each other then we all have issues. I have seen some people profiles and images and realise they are just adolescents.

twentyk:
This joke is getting way out of hand....someone here needs help and all I could see is hmmm..I thought they say all those bashing na for fun,this is no fun fah shiiiit getting personal

Like seriously people on nairaland are heartless, so because all these name check thing you want an innocent person to suffer this injustice. Shame on you, if that's the case, let all the yourba help thus Bro out and shame these potash eating, flat head, biafran loosers that we take care of our own. Shameful people

Dreebay.... I can contribute Bro if others are willing shame I don't anyone one in that office. Set your appeal up on gofundme.com. Let's Starts from there

Na their ways... NCAN... Initiating SOS call

True, but they have gorilla warfare tactics not military training or tactics. Listen when it comes to it Morden warfare, a drone alone will wipe these militants out. It just a shame some family will loose their fathers, sons, uncle and brothers.

Psalmy2cute:
lol militants are not skilled in modern warfare i laugh you my brother ........ When the showdown begins then the world will know if they're skilled or not.... Its not like they cant defeat the militant they dont want to go in a blind battle when they dont know if these militants have some kind of foreign sponsor or aid....... Besides they cant fight a war in both front of nigeria... That is the N/S

It's simple, if there are strong admissible undeniable evidence that he supported the militants in any shape or form, then arrest him. If not then with all the might of our military, the militants should be wiped out. After all these militants are not skilled in Morden Warfare, then again most Nigerian armies are illiterates too.

conji dey catch the girl! When you don taste that anaconda it's hard to resist.

Your prayers have been answered...ponkriyon herbal remedy will fix him

Also tell him to think about his mum when he's about to touch down! if he can still touch down whilst thinking about his mum, then his case is serious indeed. Or tell him to play with himself b4 ramming you.. Usually works for lots of guys including Seun!

Lai lai... For where , you want govt to start auditing churches and ask them for tax returns : ? The churches stays out of politics and politics stays out of churches... Win-win for both. You will never see any of the big church leaders come out on media and swear curses on FG

Adefemiaderoju1:
As much as I believe in you and your word pastor the truth need to be told this time
Prayer is not what Nigeria need i mean what else do we want God to do for us in that country? what we need you pastors to do is by telling the government to do the right for the country not sitting there and tell people to keep doing the wrong thing

Errr.... It's potash eaters and drug trafficking... Please respect yourself

gozmok1:
Nigerians AND DRUG TRAFFICKING SHAA

Jesus has made way for us to approach the throne of God ourselves, you don't need an overseer to grant you access. James 1:5 and Ephe 3:2, and yet some will believe their prayers wont be answered unless they see papa GO or HNIC

NCAN Hater sighted!

greatest31:
All these children in nairaland that are just after checking names should grow up.

The news said that the soakaway of the prison is bad and it is a federal prison, nobody cared to tell the government the harm that they are causing just for children to be talking rubbish on the thread.

The mods should reconsider age before granting access to children, not just to be counting the number of members.

I know we love money but we have to do the right thing.

Cc: seun

this picture is disgusting! i cant believe sewage spills in a market like this and people are still selling and walking by casually like it doesn't stink. if its real then their sense of smell is dead.

BTW: NCAN Essex UK Chapter reporting my findings!

ok if you say America, accepted. They are the reason why we voted for change too right? They helped us overthrow GEJ too, and they helped BH grow because they didn't sell us M16 and Ak47s... I see.

Guyman02:


Go back to CNN and BBC, I am sure thats where you get your foreign news, you dont know much about international counter terrorism yourself; you may wish to find out who orchestrated the coup in Ukraine which has led to a civil war in that country or who supported alqaeda to power in Libya or who is behind Arar Al Sham and Jaish Al Islam (called moderate opposition by western media) in Syria?
Was there ISIS in Libya under Gaddafi? Did Iraq have ISIS under Saddam Hussein? No not until the arrival of the Americans with their 'freedom and democracy'

Again a rubbish post hits FP, and yet when I post news on helping my fellow NL, the shit don't even make LP... If Na bribe to reach FP, mek una tell us. , maybe my next thread will be " See what this beautiful girl, did to the Snake she caught "

Bet you think you intelligent with this your write up full of false statements. They love terrorist and yet they are the leading country fighting terrorism globally. You have no access to counter terrorism operations and yet you come here splurting nonsense. You said America refused to sell weapons, are they the only country with weapons, is Russia not a country that sells weapon too? Some people just come on thread after watching Al Jazeera and think they are expert on terrorism issues. You think the Nigerian army without the international help would have been able to reduced BH activities? You are a dulliterate...a new word for dull and illiterate person.

Guyman02:
Be very careful when dealing with Americans, they love Islamic terrorists so much and are their main backers in Libya, Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq etc and that was why Hillary Clinton scuttled efforts by Goodluck Jonathan to classify Boko haram as a terrorist group when she was US Secretary of State.
The Americans prevented efforts by Nigeria to acquire needed weapons to deal with Boko Haram at infancy because they never wanted GEJ to defeat Boko Haram for their own selfish agenda and Nigeria had to resort to the black market which was riddled with corruption and the ripple effects is still ongoing with Dasuki-gate arms deal.

Jihadists who behead children on video in Syria are shamelessly called 'Moderate rebels' by CNN and western media because they are using them to fight against President Bashar Assad to achieve regime change in Syria.
Nigeria has to be careful with American security agencies who have never defeated terrorism in any country

please when they get deported, the Afonja should be handed over to OPC for bringing shame to us! useless sack of turd! credit card fraud so 1990s, 2000s mortgage fraud.. 2010 Hacking accounts..!

i wont like to be where she mess!

please who is the fine lady that keeps smiling at me when am signing on?