A girl must have broken his entire heart while he was busy practicing charity.

From this guy looks you can only but wonder what the last girl must have done to him.

These millennial girls hate ' Trade by barter ghen!

People in Authority don't complain.

They have access to junket, control money, persecute, be served, and make speeches at will.

Even if is me, I no go complain!

Can't the legislators cut down their salaries, reduce aides, and try to adjust lifestyle? For Christ sake! how better would they know the country is no longer producing such amount for them to squander.

People are loosing jobs,
Some are committing suicide
Others can endure hunger to see the next day,
And increase in crimes, prostitions just to make sure something falls down to the stomach.

Yet, our egocentric politicians craved deaf ears to notice all these. All they care about, is how they can sale national assets to maintain their payments.

For saraki to have come out with such suggestion knowing he could have simply throw in a debate to cut down their excesses. I always tell people these set of people called the 'legislators' are never there for the interest of Nigerians.

It should simply be scrapped out as it provides less productivity and help to the nation.

God! How can a hungry man muster prayer when energy is less active?

Please... Heavenly Father!
Destroy all politicians who see themselves first in public offices. AMEN!!

gemale:

Guy I dey ready 2 reduce price by 50% sef. Any test wey dem wan run, I dey gidigba... As long as say na dem go pay 4 am. CHAI!!! C all those yrs niggas use dey self-service, person 4 don use all those spErm make cool cash.

This guy!!

That was the initial price. Maybe due to more donors surfacing has made supply surplus dragging its price down.

Less than that now. Series of test are being carried out on donors sperm to ascertain its quality.

Juxtaposing can never rhyme in this Laborious playground.

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown" - Shakespeare

Just simple!

But why the oyibo on blue dey use manual dey chop na?
Abi na only me see the open book in front of am.


"When in Rome behave like the Romans."

HtwoOw:



Those who hunger will kill know themselves , so they swallow 100 wraps, they get caught in Indonesia and get beheaded

Don't get you.

Who cares if they blow up the entire community?
Ans: Not Buhari

Who cares if they blow up the pipes?
And: Buhari really cares

Soon enough 'Hunger' will kill citizens more than Boko boys have done.

World Record.

This man body thick pass elephant own.

Lala, I heard you've start giving out certificates to impossible realities. Someone here needs one, signed by Clinton Hillary and Donald Trump.

ooshinibos:
I wish Jonathan had put Nigerian first when he was there ..practice what you preach sir ...Dasuki arms scandal

Stop wishing... You've already voted him out. I see no relationship with his comment to Dasuki arms scandal.

Abi you dey read upside down? This our America tea taker.

I'm yet to see such messages from Our 'formidable' OBJ, who at every minute runs to Aso rock to keep relevancy in checks.

It shouldn't be only when politicians wants to contest or make request before they seek or make comment to Pierce heart of Nigerians.

Goodluck has shown exception.

Sir, I will always respect Your Unequalled Love to your Country, Nigeria.

kenonze:
To sketch Basketmouth is very easy
Especially the hair

I need to see your sketch.

keepingmum:
It takes more than semen to be a father. It takes more than blood to be family. Are you swayed simply because your biological father's family are well off? If they were rural farmers/herbalists/drug dealers/touts would the decision still have being difficult?

Where was your uncle who stood with your dad/mum when your mum was going through the trauma? No where!!!

If your dad's biological family all had kids/grandkids would they have come looking for you?

Its only when Nigerian families (the men especially) learn that you CANNOT abandon a child with their mother UNDER ANY circumstance and assume that "well she will suffer with the child and when the child grows, he/she will come looking for me".

If your stepdad hadnt trained you and shown you love as though you were his biological child, would you have thrived healthily, academically and mentally to the point of graduating and qualifying to work in an oil coy?

I find it insulting that your biological family think money answers all. Its even more insulting to your stepdad that they are saying they would train his children. Why didnt they train you? Why didnt they come looking for you all these years? At least they knew your mother and her family.

It would be very disappointing after all the heartache your mother went through, after all the sacrifices your DAD (the person you call step -dad had earned the right in every aspect to be called and respected as your dad) for you to throw all that away because of money.

When you were sick, who stood up all night supporting your mum emotionally whilst footing your bills - the man you call step dad

I suggest you go back to work. Tell your biological family that you need time and would appreciate they give you space/

Your dad has already given you the perfect answer, you are now a man. Choose wisely

I honestly subscribe to your opinion. I wouldn't have said it better! Don't follow financial peace but an emotional peace is welcome. Your choice though.

Your dad has already given you the perfect answer, you are now a man. Choose wisely[

No let these guys nod you o...

lofty900:
As soon as I saw the topic, I knew it can only happen in one place. Kenya

You sabi read o.... Where you see Kenya for there?

Zambia wants to join Kenya in disgusting news these days.

I naturally have phobia for police than any arm of military. Most of them behave like 'Robbers'.

With this unbecoming Nigeria reality, one person will appear from corner and tell me not to eat in dreams. Tah!

This is a very nice time to raise awareness for people to eat majestically in dreams with tap water to drink once you're up.

It might help reduce malnutrition

All I don't want to hear is 'INCONCLUSIVE ELECTION' period!

LesbianBoy:


Gbeun e soun! Gbeun e soun!! Gbeun e soun!!!

Egbun! Yoruba ni. I no comprehend

Trust me, someone made it up to show even the local wants PDP.

That woman literally knows nothing deep about that poster and doesn't care if PDP or APC exists. The only thing she care about is going to the market to feel the hike in prices of commodities, thereby rendering inconsequential curses on who ever is in power.

nextprince:
If u check now, u will find out that they are christians, that is what they are taught in the church. Religion of criminals should be part of their identity when the public is being informed cos I'm working on a crime-related academic research.

Did you see them with any Christian attires such as their choir robes, boys brigade uniforms or any form of church wears?

Somebody just need to go back to rehab!

"Anytime she closes her eyes in a deep lonely state, she fears... Of a boring future"

At this point, she desperately needs a man but her ego won't let her succumb easily and the society won't keep shut!

Such a long journey. They must have made provision of hays to mitigate hunger.

mezynaija:


His health issues were linked to the dangerous drink sizzurp (a purple concoction made from codeine and other drinks) which he is addicted to. Over the years, he had health emergencies, sometimes while on stages.

Some of our youths will read this but still will not learn, you can imagine teenagers these days coming to church with either codeine or tramadol in their pocket to be taken at will.

Very soon seizure will turn to be a common thing in this country if youths are not well informed.

Come to Nigeria for your retirement

His words... too mean.

I'm sure tat question was asked politely.

Anyways, none of my business!

ReorxTohGan:
good Morninq Too o,hope u slept well??...tattoo inside the nostrils

Na ring I see o... Unless u mean moustache

ReorxTohGan:
Too Mussh Weed&bush..See as Hair Full Hin Nose Like Bush Rat!

Brother, Goodmorning o... No be hair be dat, na tattoo.