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Politics / Re: How Nigeria Would Have Looked Like If Ruled By The Dutch by Yukov(m): 5:41pm On Feb 08, 2020
It's either the Op hasn't being to Nigeria or he is just an hypocrite. Though Netherland is more civilized than Nigeria but a lot of area in Nigeria way better than the gibberish you posted there. Show us all the pics around Netherlands first before we start comparing.

What did I even smoke this afternoon cry

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Would Have Been Dead & Gone If Buhari Wasn't Elected – Femi Adesina by Yukov(m): 5:37pm On Feb 08, 2020
Every sane Nigerians know this..
Politics / Re: Biafra : Nnamdi Kanu Finally Reveals How He Appeared In Israel(photo) by Yukov(m): 9:50pm On Nov 01, 2019
Ok

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Agriculture / Re: King Cobra Caught With A Wire Trap by Yukov(m): 3:16pm On Aug 24, 2019
You just killed what has been killing snakes in your area.. King cobra are snake eaters

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Business / Re: ‘Dangote Refinery’ll Not Sell Petrol At Regulated Price’- The Nation by Yukov(m): 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2019
StrikeBack:
Hp envy 360 core i5- 5200U
8gb ram 500gb
Touch screen
Keyboard light
3 hours battery life
2 hours plus for media
Screen size 15.6
Windows 10 Home
Clean ...
2.20GHZ speed
How Much?
Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Buba Galadima Ask Keyamo To Relocate His Mum To Zamfara by Yukov(m): 10:12am On Jan 05, 2019
Somebody's father, Mother, Grand and Great parent and an entire extended family is living in Zamfara and nothing has happened to them. What will now happen if he does same. Baba just tell us you want to use style insult him and his family. grin
Health / Re: 10 Reasons Why Instant Noodles Might Not Be Good For You by Yukov(m): 10:10am On Jan 05, 2019
What do you to gain from this write up? You want them to lose customers or what?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Caution Muslims! The Prayers Are Meant To Be Observed Within Its Time. by Yukov(m): 9:39am On Jan 26, 2018
Jazakumullahu khayran

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Foreign Affairs / Re: At Least 8 Injured After Gunmen Open Fire Outside Mosque In France. by Yukov(m): 6:49am On Jul 03, 2017
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Crime / Re: 2 Guys & A Lady Kill Jumia Agent Who Came 2 Deliver Iphones 2 Them In Rivers(pix by Yukov(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2017
Why is the lady not in handcuffs??
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Bachelor Of Arts Certificate Is Fake – ABU by Yukov(m): 6:20pm On Mar 25, 2017
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Romance / Re: Places Where You CAN Toast A Girl In Nigeria by Yukov(m): 3:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
The only thing I cannot toast in those aforementioned places is a bread..

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Politics / Re: Customs Seized Senator Saraki’s Range Rover (Photos) by Yukov(m): 10:31am On Mar 19, 2017
hush15:


The new definition of stupid is Ali and you are beginning to have a Ali in you. Ride on what?

So because of uniform, he remembered saraki 's jeep. What a mentality and I now see why Bubu's government can't move forward...

Our investigators discovered that Nigerian Customs
officers in Lagos had on January 11, 2017
intercepted and impounded a Range Rover SUV
which carried documents that claimed its chassis
number was “SALGV3TF3EA190243.” Customs
sources told our correspondent that the value of
the car was N298 million, which meant that
customs duty of N74 million should have been paid on the car.

Read and digest first, then come back to comment.
Politics / Re: Customs Seized Senator Saraki’s Range Rover (Photos) by Yukov(m): 7:37pm On Mar 18, 2017
Ride on Ali, We are on your back for this. The rules and law applicable for Mr A should be applicable for Mr B regardless of their political status.

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Crime / Re: Please Advice Me On What To Do To These Criminals by Yukov(m): 7:25pm On Mar 18, 2017
No, No and No, don't go to the police. Instead hire some thugs in your area, buy them some wraps of Oshogbo weeds, lead the thugs to them and watch them do JUDGEMENT for you.

NB. Make sure they didn't smoke their brain with the Oshogbo weeds cos they might land you in trouble..

But if you want JUSTICE, kindly report them to your nearest police station. It might take a while before they unravel the case but it will surely help. Police is your friend.
Romance / Re: Rate My Pix Guys by Yukov(m): 7:17pm On Mar 18, 2017
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Romance / Re: After Giving Him The Wrong Number by Yukov(m): 7:13pm On Mar 18, 2017
The op can lie ehn
Crime / Re: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by Yukov(m): 3:00pm On Mar 18, 2017
There is more to this story.
Crime / Re: Ngwuta Got N45m As Salary In 5 Yrs, Spent N313m In 9 Months —FG by Yukov(m): 12:16pm On Mar 17, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Susan Peters N1.8 Million Dress She Wore For Amvcas by Yukov(m): 9:01am On Mar 05, 2017
The dress looks like the nylon them used wrapped our newly bought television. Nothing spectacular about the dress.
Family / Re: Help! My Little Niece Confided In Me That My Brother's Wife Is Cheating On Him by Yukov(m): 8:58am On Mar 05, 2017
It's very simple. Go and tell him. What happens next, don't come here and tell us.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Must Read: Over 50 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Gay by Yukov(m): 7:38am On Feb 20, 2017
undecided

Politics / Re: CNN Confirms Trump Called Buhari (photo) by Yukov(m): 9:28pm On Feb 13, 2017
Love Machine:
Trump cant call buhari directly.There is a protocol that handles the president telecommunication.Esp,now that he is in a coma.
Biko come closer let me tell you something..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by Yukov(m): 8:53pm On Jan 23, 2017
The title Should be Heavy security at old Governors office Oshogbo. The title 'President' is too heavy for this people, their head of state should just be called a governor.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Jobseekers, What's Your Pain And How Can You Be Helped? by Yukov(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2017
Musharraf:

contact me on sulaymanmusharaf@gmail com pls
I have done that sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Jobseekers, What's Your Pain And How Can You Be Helped? by Yukov(m): 3:56pm On Jan 20, 2017
I am a civil engineering graduate. Then when I finish nysc, my thought was, I'm an engineer I will soon get a job. But it hasn't been easy. Had to leave my parent house for my brothers place because I've been termed a useless being by my dad. Nobody willing to help. Can still remember the day I was silently making supplications after subhi prayer when one man approached me. He said he has been seeing me frequently in mosque and that he want to know what I've been doing. I told him nothing and that I'm still waiting for God's time. He said he is going to help with my plight that I shouldn't worry.. Till now I've been regretting telling the man my plight cos he has not been coming to mosque like before ( cos he knows I will be in mosque) i'm even considering changing mosque because of him. I can take any job right now so far it's paying. I'm still waiting patiently for God's time cos I know God's time is the best.

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Romance / Re: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by Yukov(m): 6:29am On Dec 14, 2016
Kids everywhere. The idiot even said 2face is his mentor.. I wonder why some people don't think with their brain.

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Islam for Muslims / The Prophet Protection As A Miracle by Yukov(m): 7:48am On Nov 18, 2016
As related through various channels, during the military campaign of Ghatfan and Anmar, a courageous chieftain named Ghowras unexpectedly appeared at the side of God’s Messenger, who was lying under a tree. Ghowras unsheathed his sword and asked God’s Messenger, ‘Who will save you from me now?’ God will, the Messenger replied. “God!” Then he prayed: “O God, suffice me against him in any way You will.



At that moment, Ghowras was knocked down and his sword slipped from his hand. God’s Messenger, upon him be peace and blessings, took the sword and asked him: Now, who will save you from me?



Ghowras began to tremble and entreated God’s Messenger to spare his life. ‘You are a noble, forgiving one; only forgiveness is expected of you,’ he pleaded. God’s Messenger forgave him, and when Ghowras returned to his tribe, he said to them: ‘I have just come from the best of mankind.’



• Abu Hurayra relates:



Abu Jahl once asked those near him: ‘Does Muhammad still rub his face against earth [i.e. make prostration]?’



– Yes, he does, they answered. Abu Jahl added:

– By Lat and ‘Uzza, if I see him doing that again, I will tread on his neck or bury his face with soil.’



A short while later God’s Messenger came and set out to pray. When he was in prostration, Abu Jahl approached him but suddenly turned back in fear and amazement, trying to protect himself with his hands. When asked why he had done so, he answered:

‘Truly, between him and me is a trench filled with fire, and something horrible and some wings.’



God’s Messenger commented on the event: “If he had approached me, the angels would have torn him to pieces.”
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