As the two of them waka come, na so them go waka go come 2015.

Librate:
Who what where when is 9ice is it a word,symbol or noun
Cus I school in france

Aren't you suppose to be tired of this I school in france nonsense? We don't care where you are schooling.

If you ask me, na who I go ask??

With immediate effect self.. And the whole team
should be dissolved. Tired of watching this
shameless people.

With immediate effect self.. And the whole team should be dissolved. Tired of watching this shameless people.

SlimSkipper:
#prison break

Season what abeg? my guess is season 3.

hushmail: God forbid

i reject

not my portion

back to sender

it is not a curse, it might even be a blessing to some people who have made so many mistakes in their life.

Just think about this (relax yourself properly and think. Pls don't be distracted. Just focus)
Now
If it happens that all you have labored for and even your present level and achievement so far in life
was just a dream and you wake Up as A jss1(Junior Secondary School One) student on monday morning and Your mum was like, Go and bath so you can go to school early...

And now it is clear to you that you where just dreaming before

What will U Do?
let me hear your Views...

butanep: Women are mysterious in the way they behave... most of then same the same thing and speak the same language...
1 I am on my period or I am on.... I was only fooled once but after them, I take it as nothing until I see myself. I don't take that funny joke seriously again because so many that ve told me, after I press on, I later find out, it's a big lie...
2 I was raped @ 9. I ve meet so many ladies that told me they were raped @ that particular age... I became confused about the age 9, but I know for my mind that most of them na washiiiii....
3. I don't love sex. That is the biggest fooling a woman can tell a man... that is just to scare you, but the truth is that most of then that say such actually love it...
4. My birthday is next month... some ladies celebrate their birthday like 5-6 times in a year... For every new guy, the next month is their birthday. But as a sharp guy, I know how to get them...
If a woman tell you 100 things.. 99 of them are lies...

I do not concur with this. Maybe you are yet to meet a real woman cos not all woman do that shit..

tuffgongjo: I thought u wanna give me a higher percentage,I would have sue you to "Law of Court".

Lol.

tuffgongjo: What is d percentage of such?

The percentage is slim though. Lets say 2%...

lawrenceunaa: partially but dont ask me hw (no offense)

Tor... *shuts mouth*

HopeAtHand:

Mhmmmm, please can you explain clearly what that actually means cos ive been told dat severally and dnt rily get it.

Some girls or let me say most of them do really mean that but not my so called girlfriend. She only say such whenever she wants some goodies to be delivered at her doorstep. It is only confined to her, not all .

kurajordan: I don't love u bcuz of ur money

Some relationship are really like that.

lawrenceunaa: I wont comment till a lady say such to me

cos am nt foolish

Ehyaa, have you ever been in a relationship at all?
no offense, just "aksing" a question here.

libertyfather: Not in my life will that slowpoke chop my pomo, not really slowpoke they will just col em a disgusting name like that so u will think say she be one klassy babe...

Its either the guy just chop pomo not long ago or kinda tripping tinz, you just latter found out the slowpoke don chop pomo even over chop sef all weather peperish,hot,cold,soft,hard anyhow

This other one is not a lie though but like a notification..
when a girl look @ d time and says will be leaving in by 1:30 that's 20mins time guy she's telling you what you have to do do Quick ,leave all matter and get dwn to business if u get that scope she will be leaving by 8pm in the evening....abi I lie?

libertyfather: Not in my life will that slowpoke chop my pomo, not really slowpoke they will just col em a disgusting name like that so u will think say she be one klassy babe...

Its either the guy just chop pomo not long ago or kinda tripping tinz, you just latter found out the slowpoke don chop pomo even over chop sef all weather peperish,hot,cold,soft,hard anyhow

This other one is not a lie though but like a notification..
when a girl look @ d time and says will be leaving in by 1:30 that's 20mins time guy she's telling you what you have to do do Quick ,leave all matter and get dwn to business if u get that scope she will be leaving by 8pm in the evening....abi I lie?

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You stare, I don't care!
Either you are too lucky to have the coolest
woman by your side, or you are getting an
inflated ego without any reason if you believe
her on this. No matter how hard she tries to
look cool and composed, but the fact remains
that no woman loves it when her man ogles at
another woman. "After all, who wants to feel
like second best? And the 'I don't care attitude'
is usually to hide the vulnerability and a
pretence. Most women hate their man staring
at another woman,"

"I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now."
Once again, this statement is almost always
false, although at least it's told with the best
intentions, in order to soften rejection. It might
be followed by an additional excuse such as: "I
just came out of a bad relationship, and I don't
want to be hurt again," or "I'm just too busy
with my career right now to have a boyfriend."
The truth is, if the woman is single and at all
interested in you, she will certainly make the
time to date you. It's that simple.

The "I am missing you, wish you were here" irony used to baffle me sometimes especially during her so so times.

"SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE". To me, that's a lie. It should be "SLOW AND STEADY, NA LAST YOU GO CARRY".

emmyrichie: They should have killed em.

Imagine yourself, you walked up to a young boy with the intention to ask for direction, the boy has been directed by his parent to run away from strangers or better still shout for help. He did not know what you want and the next thing he did was to shout, calling you a kidnapper. The more you ask the boy to stop shouting, the louder his voice becomes, before you know it, people have already surrounded you. By the time the mob handle you, you will know that not all people called kidnappers are really one.

Abuloma80: This morning (7th Sept): BOKO HARAM have finally surfaced at Michika (200km from Bama). Yes Boko Boys are now at Michika. The army kept at Gulak to see that Boko Boys don't go beyond Gulak fled away. That paved way for Boko Boys to pass Gulak and invade Michika. On reaching Michika they hoisted their flags and continue with their business for the day. They finally captured Michika while the military retreated to Maraba near Mubi, so as to prevent BH entering Mubi their next target. No time for pictures.

It started yesterday with Boko Boys sending the army out of Gulak and Michika. The residents followed suit, seeing soldiers running away from Boko Boys. From this morning to this time Boko Boys are doing their unimaginable havoc. First firing and bombing houses, close range shooting and slaughtering innocent people, breaking and looting warehouses and shops. Able body and young ladies are forcefully taken away. The rest are more horrific.

Story for the gods, Zeus will be waiting to hear more from you.

Abuloma80: This morning (7th Sept): BOKO HARAM have finally surfaced at Michika (200km from Bama). Yes Boko Boys are now at Michika. The army kept at Gulak to see that Boko Boys don't go beyond Gulak fled away. That paved way for Boko Boys to pass Gulak and invade Michika. On reaching Michika they hoisted their flags and continue with their business for the day. They finally captured Michika while the military retreated to Maraba near Mubi, so as to prevent BH entering Mubi their next target. No time for pictures.

It started yesterday with Boko Boys sending the army out of Gulak and Michika. The residents followed suit, seeing soldiers running away from Boko Boys. From this morning to this time Boko Boys are doing their unimaginable havoc. First firing and bombing houses, close range shooting and slaughtering innocent people, breaking and looting warehouses and shops. Able body and young ladies are forcefully taken away. The rest are more horrific.

Story for the gods, Zeus will be waiting to hear more from you.

LilPeezy: Ma gf is addicted to it wella....she is not a lez nor prosti.....she is fuckin so onpoint buh is been a while allow me flow in sha.....so am beginning to suspect her

US government are wicked. All they want is for us to contact More Ebola for helping those countries.. Though they are our neighbor but sometimes some assistance ain't worth the risk.

Sparrow13: Thats non of my business

Abi o.. wetin con concern us?.

Babymama1:

Go without and have your butt vibrating for people walking behind you
The men may be thrilled but the females want to puke
It is nasty for a lady to see another female vibrating like that
Nastier to see a the dirty triangle of a thong hanging above the jeans or showing through your clothes
You can avoid underwear when wearing jeans and you don't want the panty lines showing
Or when wearing panty hose
But underneath a dress please wear a clean underwear
It looks nasty when you don't
I am telling you,you can't see what we see behind you
It is ultra nasty and slutty

.. I like this.

chai.. my girlfriend must not see this. I no fit shout.